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New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - March 25, 2011, New Braunfels, Texas Page 10 — Herald-Zeitunc — Friday, March 25, 2011 COMICS B.C. WHNÊÈHÊÊÊÊÊÊÊtm Garfield You don't wanma eat /m I I'M U^ADED WiTA MEÊClKf} I JUSTM9T A HEAlTA-con«cious carnivore. dW<PAVl6JW_ Born Loser r Y0U CALL THIS 5TCMC PROPERLY COOKED 7 IT IS M£C>iUM RARE, JUST Ab YOU ORDERED, Mutts_ ~| Maybe i don’t WANT To CHANGE. M/VÿBE I LIKE Sfr/ TO BE I Ì ¿¿^GRUMPy! LÌ «¿f Dilbert LJE CAN LEARN FROM OUR MISTAKES. LET'S MAKE A LIST OF THE THINGS THAT EACH OF YOU DID LJRONG THIS YEAR. % 4 k 0 ■7 niiTARli / IS IT JUST A COINCIDENCE THAT OUR ANNUAL PERFORMANCE REVIEWS ARE DUE NEXT WEEK? IT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE STUFF OF MANAGEMENT LEGENDS. VERY NICE TRY. Peanuts UWAT I THINK fLL 00 TODAY IS TAKE SOME MONEY OUT OF MY COLLEGE TRU5T FUNR AND 60 BUY A 006.. HOU) CAN ANYONE NOT WAVE A 006, A COLLEGE TRUST FUND AND GRAPE JELLY ? ^ r^r Dog Eat Doug Prickly City SMfte SOMETIMES YOU MAKE ME CRAZY, WINSLOW/ YOUR CHILDISH ANTICS. 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OH, O ' ^ bhoTheK 1 s TODAY'S CROSSWORD PUZZLE ACROSS 1 Amoebas have one 5 Movie pig 9 Fishing gear 13 Slugger Moises 14 Quiet times 15 Among 16 Var. topics 17 Pilot the shuttle 18 Its HQ is Houston 19 Copper “rust" 21 Sault — Marie 22 Tot ot whiskey 23 Out in — field 25 None 27 Rode at top speed 31 Musical rattle 35 — fixe 36 Familiar auth. 38 Type of blockade 39 Free of 40 Twig junctures 42 Novelist Levin 43 Copier setting 46 T ravel far and wide 47 Close violently 48 Napped leathers 50 Rapid-fire 52 Brood 54 Porpoise relative 55 Rock s Bon 58 Oil-drilling platform 60 Like a knight 64 Confirm 65 Slack-jawed 67 Fictional plantation 68 Dwindle 69 Defiant reply 70 Worse than bad 71 Lost traction 72 Gumbel or LeMond 73 Rev the engine PREVIOUS PUZZLE SOLVED DOWN 1 Pitch a tent 2 Name in essays 3 Going around in circles 4 Kenny Rogers tune 5 Prickly husk 6 Linen vestments 7 Gridiron charge 8 High regard 9 Curious maiden 10 Bradley or Sharif 11 Actress Bonet 12 Imported cheese 14 Baker's item (2 wds.) 20 “Recent" prefix 24 Male vocalist 26 Tried for office 27 Bikini sporters 28 Leave-taking 29 Mantel 3-25-11 © 2011 United Feature Syndicate, Inc. 30 Extinct birds 32 Town near Madrid 33 Gem weight 34 Texas tourist site 37 Groovy 41 Brighter 44 Complimented 45 Count Tolstoy 47 Disperse 49 Pounced 51 201,to Claudius Alpine D€ 55 Shark flick 56 Stadium shape 57 —, vidi, vici 59 Collapsed 61 Fluid rock 62 Guitarist Clapton 63 Cartoon chipmunk 66 Hat-room fixture 1 2 3 4 13 16 19 27 28 29 35 39 43 48 55 56 57 64 68 71 Want more puzzles? Check out the "Just Right Crossword Puzzles" books at OulllDrlvsrBooks.com Horoscope mm Friday, March 25,2011 Certain impediments and/or restrictions that have dogged your steps are likely to be alleviated in the next year. Recognize when they are gone, so you'll know when you are free to do what you want. ARIES (March 21-April 19) — Although the weekend is upon you and a lot of fun things are in the making, keep your priorities in order, or some of your duties may keep you working longer than necessary. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) — Think twice about volunteering to manage a job for another, because even though your intentions are good, some unknown quantities could gum up the works. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) — When negotiating a matter of significance, be as forthright as possible. If you think skirting the truth is a shrewd move, you are likely to end up tripping over your own feet. CANCER (June 21-July 22) — Sticking to proven, tested methods is likely to be far more productive than experimenting with something new. Don't try to change the plan in the middle of the game. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) — Things aren’t likely to work out too well if you attempt to use your social contacts for personal gain. Trying to mix business and pleasure will hurt you greatly. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — If your financial advisers are doing their level best, don’t upset the applecart by thinking you can do better. Inexperience can lead to a great loss. Know where to look for romance and you'll find it. The Astro-Graph Matchmaker instantly reveals which signs are romantically perfect for you. Mail $3 to Astro-Graph, P.O. Box 167, Wickliffc, OH 44092-0167. Copyright 2011, Newspaper Enterprise Assn. Rubes LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) — Although your friends understand and accept your inquisitive nature, you can, at times, push them too far with some probing questions. Lay off, already! SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) — Even though it might look like you're getting what you want, if your methods are inconsistent, things can change on a dime. Stay the course. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) — It is best to not take for granted all those little things you do by rote. Complications that could set you astray are breeding in unexpected places. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) — Overanalyzing things can erroneously steer you into a negative frame of mind, making your life miserable. Try to keep balanced. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) — Do not put someone, even unintentionally, in a position where they have to do more for you than is reasonable. Keep things in proper perspective at all times. PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) — Certain important objectives of yours might not be so vital to anybody else, so if you want any help from another, a little salesmanship is in order. Politeness will help. “I hate to say I told him so, but I can't remember how many times I warned him about the dangers of zit popping." Maimaduke “He doesn’t love me as much as he loves my nachos." SUDOKU PREVIOUS SOLUTION 8 7 1 5 9 7 1 6 8 3 8 9 8 2 6 1 3 9 2 6 1 4 5 5 5 9 3 7 2 4 8 6 1 6 4 1 8 9 3 5 7 2 7 8 2 6 1 5 9 3 4 3 6 9 1 5 7 2 4 8 1 2 5 4 6 8 3 9 7 4 7 8 9 3 2 1 5 6 2 1 6 5 7 9 4 8 3 9 3 4 2 8 6 7 1 5 8 5 7 3 4 1 6 2 9 HOW TO PLAY: Each row, column and set of 3-by-3 boxes must contain the numbers 1 through 9 without repetition.
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