Thursday, March 14, 1996

New Braunfels Herald Zeitung

Location: New Braunfels, Texas

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put up with any nonsense TAURUS April 20May 20 If you take the easy route today you will bring troubles on yourself and on those around you today It may be tough but you must play it straight GEMINI May 21June 20 You can renew a commitment to day and increase your emotional investment at the same time Make sure that he or she under stands what you want CANCER June 21July 22 There may be distractions early in the day but you will have the abili ty to focus completely on the task at hand LEO July 23Aug 22 It will not take you long to prepare today so you can get right to it A friend or admirer will be im pressed with you VIRGO Aug 23Sept 22 Your personal prestige is on the rise and you will have someone special to thank for a little extra boost you may have received in re cent days LIBRA Sept 23Oct 22 Professional concerns may be come tangled today as you try to get yourself out of a personal situ ation that has weighed you down Take your time SCORPIO Oct 23Nov 21 You may find yourself attracted to an individual or an endeavor that seems to be out of character for you SAGITTARIUS Nov 22Dec 21 A blast from the past may have you going down memory lane with someone who shared a great deal of joy and pain with you CAPRICORN Dec 22Jan 19 Do not think you can progress today simply by doing what you want when you want You must try to stick to a strict schedule AQUARIUS Jan 20Feb 18 You may have to put up with circumstances that are not m any way ideal but you can still sur prise others with the amount of work you get done