New Braunfels Herald Zeitung, June 20, 1995, Page 2

Publication: New Braunfels Herald Zeitung June 20, 1995

New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - June 20, 1995, New Braunfels, Texas Tuesday, June 20,1996 ■ HeraJd-Zeitung ■ 3 Herald-ZeitungComics For Better or For Worse &UZAB£IH/D LIKE yxjT5<3o^urriE EASIER ON APRIL. BEEN BUQSlM(SJ ME!-SHE COMES INTO, My ROOM AN.. I KNOW. BUT SHE NEEDS SOME EXTRA ATTENTION RIGHT NOW-TKy NOTTO KEEP PUSHING her. a Ct HWA/ OHKk3NT! AN WHAT ABOUT MS ?! WHAT ABOUT MV SIDE? Noeooy CARES HBourMEf rn* \ TyVKT's HOW ATeeN* Ager Accepts Peanuts WHAT HAPPENS IF A 006 POESN'T LIKE THE FAMILY HE'S LIV/IN6 WITH? HE SNEAKS AWAY AT NI6HT, HOPS A FREI6HT ANO HEAPS OOT WEST THEN. AFTER HE'S RICH AMP FAMOUS. HE RETURNS TO HIS HOME TOWN ANP BECOMES 6RANP /MARSHAL OF THEIR ANNUAL PARAP61 ON THE OTHER HANO. HE’P BETTER STAY FAIRLY CLOSE TO THAT SUPPER PISH.. e 1M5 United I 1 Syndicate I topuiovbo uke Mel6 I TAKE '/OU To BECKYS J House,honey? UH. WHAT ABOUT TY -IS THERE ANYTHING ON NO" WE'RE HAWING ft I ""t"VELCRO DWY*'r-J, SOME OF THE 6UYS OVER AT THE PLAY6R0UNP WERE DI5CUSSIN6 CRABBY SISTERS 6UES5 WHAT. I WON! THEY ALL A6REEP THAT I HAVE THE CRABBIEST SISTER IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD u: Cathy_ I CAN'T TUKE THE REO SYE V To /ZILWAUKEE BECAUSE I NEED TO WEAR THE TAUPE SUIT MW FIRST OAS THERE. If I DON'T GET A FULL NIGHT*S SLEEP, I’LL WAKE UP ONE SHE TOO BIG FOR THE BOTTOM HALF OF THE SUIT. c WHAT ?? FAT CELLS NEEO EIGHT FULL HOURS OF SLEEP TO RELAX ANO DISPERSE, WHICH IS WHY WE WEIGH LESS IN THE MORNING ?... I'* AlREADV PACKING THE TAUPE SUIT TO ACCOMMODATE AIRPLANE BLOAT...I’M NOT GOING UP ANOTHER SIZE FOR SLEEP DEPRIVATION ff rr FOR ALL THE TIME MEN SPENO LOOKING AT WOMEN'S BODIES, THEW KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT THEM. 'A WHAT?? —rn WOUR BIG PRESENTATION IN MILWAUKEE WILL BE FRIDAY, BUT, OF COURSE, IT’S DRESS-DOWN FRlDAW SO GO CASUAL. ..BUT NOT TOO CASUAL SINCE THEIR OFFICE MIGHT BE THE ORESSW-CASUAL TWPE...BUT NOT TOO ORESSW SINCE THEW MIGHT BE THE CASUAL-CASUAL TWPE.... WHW NOT JUST PACK FIVE DIFFERENT OUTFITS, HIDE IN A CAB OUTSIDE THEIR Of TICE, PEEK AT WHAT EVERWONE’S WEARING AS THEW WALK IN, ANO CHANGE CLOTHES ACCORDINGLY IN THE BACK Of THE CAB? Calvin and Hobbes I CLEMO AMD OILED YOUR BICYCLE. CALLUM WMT DO YOU SAY I TAKE SOWE TIME AHD HELP YOO LEARN HOW TO RIDE IT J» -irs ^GOOD TO KNOW l>N WHOLE social life HASN'T BEEN A , COMPLETE WASTE. \ s-O"' IYE GOT THE BIKE, CALVIN ITS HOT GOING ANYWHERE. —- ^ I CAH TEEL ITS GOING TO THROW ME' GET READY TO YANK ITS WHEELS OFT! OOOOOO TOURE WELCOME Annie WHILE.-. w*—1 MAV... bucks! MAV...BOCKS! W HUT'S THAT MBAH. PUZZY?...Y'CK<lN' •Dour Money? sos everybody in these HILLS, 'CAUSt THERE JUST RELAX I VE GOT •YOU. HOW CAN I RELAX?/ I'M UNINSURED AHD UNARMED.' I'M AS GOOD AS DEAD ' PUSH BACK ON ^ YES. WELL, THE PEDALS THATS YOUR BRAKE. OK? THAT WAS FUN.' THANKS FOR TUE LESSON' w. «nn» -O'. Urn b,    P'»t»    'ir'Oun Wizard of Id ER.,.AU. ive "PONE* IS SUTICH FROM AY THAU*LM' CLOTHES INTO. INTO WHAT?/ WMT IS THAT rouble WBAHJH6?! WELL...PLUE JE/Ahs, sweat-SHIRT... Mf usual stuff, /MRS. DREAR... SLUE JEANS ARE TROUSERS, boys WEAR TROUSERS. Y04/, AU5SY— ABI A ML. While...] vaw-bucks”? ik -1I AIN'T TOO CUZICK BUT IFX Y' KEEP AT IT LOWIS 'HUFF, I'LL OST IT, FUZZY... He'i HeAPIHfr rot. -me ATH in a HWI iKee PI*6Ul*e BX. COULD YtXJ (Spike ab the EXTENDED PDR6CACT ? Garfield • IfM CMA TOM BTM ICJ TI mc fir Marmaduke TRIVIA MARKER Near this spot is said to be a MAGIC TRASH RECEPTACLE...Putting something in it brings one good luck! “Oh, oh...he’s coming to spend the summer with us." “PNI! He’s got that innocent look on Ne feet again!" \ a* ;

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Publication: New Braunfels Herald Zeitung

Location: New Braunfels, Texas

Issue Date: June 20, 1995

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