New Braunfels Herald Zeitung, May 3, 1994, Page 5

Publication: New Braunfels Herald Zeitung May 3, 1994

New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - May 3, 1994, New Braunfels, Texas Tuesday, May 3,1994 ■ Herald-Zeitung ■ 5 Herald-ZeitungComics For Better or For Worse Peanuts "THANk^GOyS! THIS IS p GTVEPa COOCH, Mike . i cant believe yooR folks Were. , oonnr throw it out/ Well,ITS Pretty STAINED AN’MESSED Of? . IT MATCHES A TU —-Ti IF WE'RE A COUPLE OF FARM 0065, OIAF, DON'T YOU THINK WE 5H0DLP PE P0IN6 50METUIN6? J?* A*//* don't YOU THINK/ LUE WE SHOULD I ARE SE USEFUL? I USEFUL.. IF WE MOVE, THE BARN WILL FALL DOWN.. Gasoline Alley 'TTNiel april said Nm" j^WORR!/ ABOUT eaten. £? €> •»* Calvin and Hobbs NO, THERE USED TO BE A CAMP6R0UND DOWNSTREAM, BUT IT'S NOT THERE,,ANYM0RE chipper! The twins ] They need things lihe lots I .. and a large chest of are growing so fast \j of new baby clothes.. drawers to put them in! \* ^ WX a" •' x>) fifth H 775/ The htdei 1 or the clothes? NOVL' NOBODY IS OH TUE SLINGS? I CAH! BELIEVE IT-' \ HK WK! I KVAOStN NEYER GET A \5 I SWING KT fA .GREAT/A \ RECESS! J" HO OHE IS TELLING ME to mw up.' HIGHER' HIGHER.' MEE! ..EWER THIS \S MS LUCKI OM, OR I MISSED TUE ENDOF-RECESS BLH KGNN. In addition to new clothes and diapers the hide reed \_^    a double stroller > C fS and bedroom furniture I Its amazing how 2 Kids J ..can have needs so assman as thegare...ydisproportionate to their size I §#' HEI CALLIN, DIDNT TOV SIGH VP TO PLM BASEBALL AT RECESS? '.“I    n    ^T“    ~ 'MO    *'«»«    $."<R«it IOU MUST BE \'IOO MEAN TUE ONVI BOT WHO DIDNT. AU. TUE OWERS ARE PLATING IN TUE BACK FIELDS I’M TUE OHLT BOT ON A PLMGROUN0 PUU. OF GIRLS.9.' IT SURE LOOKS UKE IT. IN ANT TO RIDE OH TUE TEETER-TOTTER HITU ME? OHNO/ I’M IN COOTH CENTRAL. I HAVENT HAO MT SHOTS.' Si REU#. STUPID ITT PRODUCES ANTIBODIES I AIR FILTER! KIR FILTER.' lathy WMW DIDNT IRVING CAU. me BACK ? WHY DIDNT HE SAU he /hissed me ? Wizard of Id Tnfr ■ax- : WHV DIDNT HE AGT JEALOUS WHEN I SAID I HAD A NEW BOYFRIEND ? WHY ISNT HE TRUING TO woo me back? rw T WHY OO I EVE/0 CARE ?? 1 i WHV OOES HE STILL GET TO /HE? WHV IS HE SO INFURIATING? WHV ARE ALL I /HEN SO COMPLETE LY INFURIATING?? WHV? WHV ? WHV ??* r -—    ^    1    * * r0F COURSE I BROUGHT ANW* j J THE INSECURITIES. ..THE .ETlES F ROM PAST RELATION- j 'NEUROSES.. AIL THE OLO STUFF J 'SHIPS TO THIS RELATIONSHIP, j !THE STUFF THAT OOESN’T EVEN, ALEX. DIDNT YOU BRING ALL ! FU A NS/HORE BUT SOU CARRS your old stuff, too? J it answas just in case... IthE ICKS STUFF THAT WEIGHS j DOWN SOUR. BRAIN JUST i WAITING for a chance To ll LEAP out ANO mow DOWN The LoYAlr AU?ITW Ane hBfe £ /rneYMip tmw... AU? WU ?A&eP The aw it ^L C I wAbhT \ I KIN(r i'? MVT T \i re de a J IklYAU    ) AUV'TO^ if (j ft od-; Aff Tumbleweeds fwHAT STUFF?)] tmMl z I DON’T REALLY HAVE ANS STUFF. ^ EMBARRASSING THOUGH IT ^ /HAS BE TO BE HAULING IOO TimES THE BAGGAGE, I REMAIN smuG THAT i'm travelling SEHER PREPARED. STAND BY, PERCY! THE JUDGE HAS CALLED A PRESS CONFERENCE! "PBS BRT [PENOUNCJ Annie EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH. , T I HAVE THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT TO MAKE! ".J UiTT'J U" FRirjvXP’B COURT "FOR SALE*-..FEATHER NATTRESS... RARE HEIRLOOM...HI NT CONDITION... PRACTICALLY LUMPLESS..A BARGAIN! REDUCED-SFNTFNCE GIFT CERT IFI CATE (IN CASE OF ARREST) INCLUDED!' A* ..YOU'RE NOT PRODUCING ] T r>^~ this nuclear auto fU*.* - ENGINE T THtN WHV NOT SEU it IO M 7 TM r WAN I HEY FU M/Ness h ONE THING... ..THREATENING ANNH if They PONT Oil IT? SO WHY ACE A'tf/.. Clause I HAVE TO conster an EVEN ORTA TER SOU putting Risk, minnie/ HER AT RISK ? PRIOR?/ that you are, ™Sr JFR,eNp- OHe OKAY. ... OON 7    wAV na Ot J TRNSR. VAI CRAVIN / ; r\ way or the -I OTHER ii fVUT —- IF A NUCLEAR tNOINt iS CNR Ap NON POLLUTING AKP THERE'S NO NUCLEAR WASTE TO PlSI IT'S A OOOH HOMAN ITV/ r* humanity I’m WORRITP\ J OOOP OF YOU. *.r AMVICUTI T... ST. i ocx, jAze, A ^ATreiicY Fbwztep &<£'■ fat OKAY? I ^_ I'M PINE/ w MO AGM P V roo f GUTT IN?/ j --' ffiFrawsaai Marmaduke Farside ti < Vv 7-r LIFE IE) ) FUNNV 7 FOR 60/V\£ \ OF 06 vt w PQ a«!M HAVt S 6 / “You call that disciplining him? Saying Bad doggy!'?" X The Wildlife Management finals ;

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Publication: New Braunfels Herald Zeitung

Location: New Braunfels, Texas

Issue Date: May 3, 1994

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