New Braunfels Herald Zeitung, May 2, 1991, Page 8

Publication: New Braunfels Herald Zeitung May 2, 1991

New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - May 2, 1991, New Braunfels, Texas Amusements For Better or For Worse UJeLL loejx, IOCIX-This ,    LJHATSR MfTTlEf?, Ht^E- We. MUST BE ELIznBETH! I SHV? HUM? NEVER MIND Hello, elizabeth I /    -srTHE NlRME s ixpA - -     ^    \    FIONA--BOT /    ~A    LOU CAN CALL dfiSTv^    r    J-V^AUWTIE! ''MOUNTAINS are so YOU CAN CLIMB TO TNE TOP ANO SEE WHERE YOU'VE BEEN —— - PO YOU THINK / NO, I'M SURE I WENT INTO/ THE TEACHER TOO MUCH WILL APPRECIATE PETAIL? Wour research SIK MINUTES 15 EN0U6H TIME TO SPEND ON ANY PAPER.. ^ THIS IS MY REPORT ON MOUNTAINS ..." rVEBmXSHT IN flLLlHE LUGGAGE MOM -TReR&'S JUST ONE- MORE BOX- THATS NOT ABOX! fSSStTr! Tumbleweeds / tee win a few pm,' \9WBGVf. I'M 60ini'^LPini6r NV WrTUYW£6UV£i i, J / HUL P6 HOW&ft09z\V1 ^WHERE? y^\rrr RUfYlOflHASIfflDAI Kini6rl^ UU TOWfU. WHY IHE PUMMEL Garfield HEM VOO VE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL •AUPIENCE /THANK VOO ANP , GOOP NIGHT/    J f OM, I KNOW, CATHV... WO OIEN IN OUR FA/FllLV HAWE STRUGGLED WITH THE "THIGH PROBLEM" SINGE the 8E&IN-, NING OF Time... ... ANO /nOTHCRS WONDER WHV WE QUIT TURNING TO THEN! FOR PEP TALKS.... LOSE HALF AN INCH...GAIN TWO INCHES... LOSE A QUARTER INCH...GAIN AN INCH ANO A HALF... GENERATION AFTER GENERATION.... ...ANO IF VOU THINK IT’S HARO NOW, WAIT'LL VOU TURN <f0? HOO, BOH !! GRANORIA WENT UP TWO PANT SIZES IN THREE WEEKS ff Wizard of Id I 0UT5HPB FRILLING TH£ N£W BRUITS '    690P    ,    N LORP... W£V£ pmpt^d -pie ROCK£7T£*! PRESENT. LEGS! mete* MWfX? 'H*tx Qqsollnq Riley______ _________________ 1 r -co sags..“I no longer live in Lruch! Y'lhave bought small -track of land /'.ne coin you gave me was rare and ,/inCodavilla! I call it “Gasoline Alley-worth mucho dinero”! ^    ■ vr^'T in your honor!    ^ La  A    ^    ^ vVHAT CAH YOO &\Ye A MAN THAT    ? H<DW BOUT A HYPOCMOHPftAC ? Marmaduke Farside ...since this corn buo attacks THS ROOTS OF THS PLANT I SPLICED THE AKS SENE WITH THAT OF Th£ ANTEATER - SO THAT "/T" COULD r—» ROOT FOR THS INSfCT... HUH? SANDY likes /r+ ‘CAUSE O' TH’ F... FOS...* WE I COKE PHEROMONES. (T S AN; WELL, AURA INSECTS £YUD£ TO ATTRACT OTHERS OF THEIR KIND.*. - Calvin and Hobbes I'N QIAO HOO SOCHOR FOOUD WL T\ME SOR TYMS TD IFS ING COUMERSATiOH TWOS GOT TIVIL for tm\s nonsensl1 i'm a got IME GOT WINGS TO Dor TVL LAST miVJfo / NIED IS TO   STAND WtwND fcmJ 'N ITV RT HOSE n\ 'N SIUlT ? ‘A PLANT / NEU.. THIS RONNING I DID. BIO HAL ' TUFT SWEU-ED UKE A BUNCH OF DVWIB FLOWERS' IT VIAS TVL NOST WONDANE EXPERIENCE WE EVER MAD/ . . KXI KNOW HOV* EYESTONE SATS leu SWQOlO STOP AND m TVE ^ RCSES’ _ VEAH NELL, IM GONG TO HME TO WRAP IT UP WH TV SHOW IS ABOJT TO START “Wait a minute, friends ... Frank Stevens in marketing — you all know Frank — has just handed me a note .. The ice cream truck didn t stop for him today.” HeraW-Ze/fung, New Braunfels, Texas Peanuts Thursday, May 2, 1991 Television log Horoscope I THURSDAY I IV t.ttmu int 11 Wmlfi 1« MAY 2 7 PM 7 30 SPM 830 9 PM 9:30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 12 AM 12:30 Ta KMT Fatner bottling American Oetective Primetime Live News Who s Boss7 Hunter Nightlme TO KNOL Cosby Show I bitt WorlA Cheers St ’ VO I A Law News Tonight Show Love Connect Letterman XO KINS Top Cops Antagonists Knots Landing News (35) Cheers (05) Cosby Jeffersons Magnum, p i T O KIMM Mu'.Netytenrer 3 tor Tejas Heritage Mystery' Moving Mountains Against the Odds Oft Air u CMWIX be Mujeres Carne Propta Pobre Diaoid [De Sadie (10) En (40) Fortun (IO) La Marcha ? ISI Bi « rn s Bl Bk ll o KAAT Simpsons Babes Beverly Hills 90?IO I?I Jump Street Brothers Arsenic Hall Party Mach Its a Living [Honeymooners 21 m KAM MOV Att* Silverado 1965 |WKRP I Love Lucy Star Trek Next All Family Perry Mason CL USA Mur Aer. SMS Wrote MOV A Jack's Bock 1988 Miami Vice Equaliser MOV: Video Dead CL CNM Prime Netts Larry Kmq Live' CNN Evening News Moneylme |Sports Nite NewsNight ShowBi/ News Update X otic Mystery WHA Terra X Beyond 2000 Adventurers [Diving Adv G I Diary Smithsonian World Wld Monitor Wildlife CL AAI Victory Sea Wort A Action MOV: aaa ManhattSA 1979 At the Improv Victory Sea World Action MOV: Manila! tan ll FAM MOV ** Ride a Crooked Trail 1958 700 Club Scarecrow and King MOV: aa Ride a Crooked Trail 1958 » TNT NBA Basketball (Ii [NBA Basketball fLJ |( 50) Outfit 1974 ll UFI LA Latt ■ MOV: Tsrror Out el the Sky 1978 T unman Molly Dodd ENG I Self Improvement U CNK Real Story [Steal & Deal |Reai Story Update Steal & Deal Real Story Update I Steal & Deal m SHOW Lite of Python MOV aa Miami Moos 1990 Coast to Coast MOV: a aa a Mountains of tho Moon 1989 o MCK Mr FA [Murk & MtnAy Get Smart [Dragnet Hitchcock iGreen Acres Best of SNL America Looney Tunes [Dobie Gillis |patty Duke |My 3 Sons o TM MOV AAA A Whale lei Nm UNM 1981 MOV AAA PIS ylog tor Time 1980 o iiM2M WHR » A I 5 I I |News Night Court Eischied MOV: Shark! 1970 o IMN (b Xii I PBT Bottling Top Flank Boning Tony Martin vs Micky Ward (L) B ball Night SportsCenter [(IO) Close Monster Truck Brickyard aa MAX (6 00) IAH Like Us MOV aaa Carnate Claudel 1988 (40) Soma Kind of Hora 1982 |( 20) I, Madman o NM (6 30; Nobody t Period MOV Neighbors 1981 |( 45; Mood of Heroes 1989 (15) Drifter 1988 |( 45) Kids ® DISH MOV AA Ported Harmony 1991 MOV AAA a Utile Wamac 1933 MOV AA AA Adam's Rib 1949 OI TIM On Stage I Musk; Shop Nashville Now ICrook, Chase On Stage I Music Shop Nashvil! * Now Crook. Chase o NM (boo, Tennis TX Fisherman I Honey Hole [ Motor sport Hour This Week in NASCAR Kentucky Derby Preview [Post Posit (I Tennis o ANC / ' . boos MOV aaa Moro Comas tho Groom 1951 MOV Mg Broadcast 1932 lr c «c I Bk ic & o KTK Top Cops Antagonists Knots Landing News Cheers Fly by Night [CBS Late Night • KVUf Fattier bowling American Detective Primetime Live News Newhart Nightlme Hunter Into the • KAAN Cosby Show bitt World Cheers Isemteid I A Law News Tonight Show Letterman Bob Costas m MVO Simpsons bakes Beverly Hills 90210 Stat Trek Next Arsenic Hall [MOV AA Tough Enough 1983 Bn Stella Wilder Born today, you are an original thinker, and it is likely that more than one of your own ideas will prove the foundation of some major breakthrough which will change people s habits on a wide scale Yours are the kinds of ideas that attract the attention of those in authority, and you are the kind to feel comfortable no matter who is watching you You rarely fall prey to any kind of "stage fright and you always look forward to any kind of new challenge You can be tactful and diplomatic, but when necessary you can also be straightforward and even blunt You never feel the need to beat around the bush, indeed the sooner you make your point, the better' You will most likely be happiest in a career that allows you ample time to yourself Alto born on thit date are: Benjamin Spook, baby expert; Bing Crosby, singer and actor; Larry Gatlin, singer and musician. To see what is in store for you lo morrow, find your birthday and read the corresponding paragraph Let vour birthday star bi* your daily guide FRIDAY. MAY 3 TAURUS (April 20 Mas 20) - You must avoid making any rash judg ments today Be sure you have all the information you need' GEMINI (May 21 June 20) - You may receive conflicting pieces of in formation today that you must sort out caicfullv CANCER (June 21-July 22) - You arc in the mood for something differ ent today — and you can find just what you need not far from home LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) - Though others may claim your current odd behavior is jLst a phase, you know that there is a more valid explanation VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) - You can become the center of much creative activity today, but you must take care that you don t let it go to your head LIBRA (Sept 23-Ocl. 22) - Stress can prove a direct result of insufficient focus today Try lo limit your efforts to an important few SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21 You ll find a new creative opportunity today that can open a whole new door to profitable endeavors SAGITTARIUS (Non. 22 Dec. 21) — You can make an important dec! sion today that will affect how others respond to your ideas CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan IB) Take care you don t overspend today You must keep track of expenditures if you expect to come out ahead AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb. 18) Something is brewing beneath the sur face today which, if left unattended can erupt into a major crisis Use care' PISCES (Feb Hi March 20) - It is important that you pinpoint you! goals, even though you can still successfully pursue a number of second ary interests ARIES (March 21 April IO) - You may be flights and unpredictable today. thanks to a series of events that have threatened vour confidence ;

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Publication: New Braunfels Herald Zeitung

Location: New Braunfels, Texas

Issue Date: May 2, 1991

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