New Braunfels Herald Zeitung, April 11, 1991, Page 6

Publication: New Braunfels Herald Zeitung April 11, 1991

New Braunfels Herald Zeitung (Newspaper) - April 11, 1991, New Braunfels, Texas Amusements Page 6heraid-zeltung, New Braunfels, Texas For Bettor or For Worse WHY DC YOO CAU. HEK V Lovely NflMe A ^ND A , at APRIL IS WARM DRYS, FRESH FLOWERS, NESTING BIRDS-- AN IT ALSO RAINS fi LOT Peanuts MVHAT'S 60IN6 ON MERE7 fTNIS IS TNE FAM0U5 FLVIN6 ACE OF WORLD WAR I ME COMES TO MV SMALL FRENCH CAFE EVERY NI6HT TO FORGET THE WAR.. > -—LC' Garfield Tumbleweeds ARF/ A OC I I GOTTA Pe onJ nJ£XT 5TA6E FOR HOGfownj,Hon/i v ;vu/,; WAnJPA ZONKER, HAY ^TFRlEnil^ /AGOING’"t? h/w£/wuor V A 'f\ AR/VIYOFFICERS fUA/VJ£ FflOM HEP? ENTWIAJEF7 HSA FfTGv, 'TATTOO/ VTI jilt •Wizard of Cathy U/£ HAUF TO PO ^ETHfNOA^UT out o/ezaowe? PRISON I AH?FAPT WK G4RE IT I GWEP TH&IA UP IN'$0HTARY' Mf REFT C I»! No** »wrci SynfrcjHe inc AX f IM oeoucT-IN6 ALL WW SUITS AS A BUSINESS EXPENSE. AsuiTS AREN’T DEDUCTIBLE. VOU CAN WERR THEW FOR PLEASURE. Gasoline Alley When I was boy, Y Your father Col.Codaj MrNicholae! '\Few?Hetooh)lncludinq Codavilla was big died and bad man J Uncle Walt sold I all and left I my lumberinQ camp \Jnamed Nicholas /him a few acres / it in ruins‘/inheritance! TO WE FR A SUIT FOR 'PLEASURE; A IMRAN HRS TO BUW A LFCY CAMISOLE, DRESSY PUWPS, evening BA6, CHUNKY JEWELRY AND COORDINATING PANTYHOSE ? IF WE'RE GOING TD SPENO *500, ITS NOT GOING TO SE [TD ACCESSORIZE THE SUITS WE'VE WORN UNTIL 9:00 EVERY NIGHT WORKING LATE AT THE STUPID OFFICE f! , YOU’VE WORN YOUR SUITS UNTIL 9:00 AT THE nmrs ? EVENING WEAR/ DEDUCTIBLE. Y .. took over! ly bills 6CLF SHOES! Lit: I cont PLA/ (Solf! WHAr 'NOULCTI po MTH Tinose f Petits YOU (POLO VALI PAT)*.TRAIN T|<T<£T<S» IT Annie CN*fO«« tvMO«C ATI mc 4U IMoo! GIVIN’ ALL THIS OIL LANO r TUKYAK’5 PEOPLE I WAS AFRAID YOO WERE GOIN’ V HAVE HIM arrested fop. kidnaps’ w I 6HOULP have, Annie. ...GUT IT WAS THOSE OIL HUCKSTERS, HY£ Anc ewi>g/?t WHO DUTRA SEP HIM WITH THEIR    7^,7 To- ABOUT MC' YOU, CR... APOUT At. ^(N, t, a^L TH, ON TW/I? A/^5 ABOUT ME/ Calvin and Hobbes ;arside Marmaduke WHATS we MATTO?' HOH DO UGLY WINGS UKE OCTOPUSES AHD HAIRY BUGS REPRODUCE ? ARL TUEY ACTUALLY ATTRACTED TO LACH OTHER p US 3 AW.‘ SQT) SUER COME TO think: OL IT, I NOLDER HOW PEOPLE ARL ATTRACTED TO LACH OTHER VIL to THATS WHY THEY ClCSE THEIR EYES 'HUEN TUEY SMOOCH. N, -V ll “Marmaduke! Mrs. Winterbottem doesn’t want to see your rubber snake." “Curse you, Ahmad! This is a picnic lunch, and I specifically asked you not to bring your work with you!” Television log Horoscope I THURSDAY APRIL 11 I 7 PM 7:30 8 PM 8:30 9 PM 9.30 10 PM 10:30 11 PM 11:30 12 AM 12:30 ) (D KSAT Father Dowling Twin Peaks Primetime Live News Who s Boss? Hunter IlighOine at O KM0L Coshy Show Ditt World Cheers Semfeld I A Law News Tonight Show Love Connect Letterman CLO kens Top Cops Antagonists Knots Landing News (35) Cheers ( 05) Cosby Jeffersons Magnum, p i X o KIRN MacNeil/tehrer Art Beat Heritage Mystery! Vietnam History Hudson Chronicle Off Air ll CD KWEK (Cont] En Carne Propia Pobre Diabla De Nadie Fortuna En Vivo MOV: El Pardon de la Nile de Nadle Fuera del mo KRRT Simpsons Babes (Beverly Hills, 90210 21 Jump Street Brothers Arsemo Hall Party Mach Its a Living Honeymooners llm KABO MOV: ** Tear of th* Dragon 1985 I Love Lucy Star Trek Next All Family Perry Mason a USA Murder, She Wrote PGA Colt The Masters, 1st round (R) Miami Vice Equalizer MOV Private Sessions * CNN Prime News Larry King Live1 CNN Evening News Moneylme (Sports Nite NewsNight ShowBiz News Update X DISC Mystery Wrld Terra X Beyond 2000 Adventurers (Diving Adv G I Diary Smithsonian Treasures Wld Monitor Wildlife ® ABE World Action Challenge MOV: Fugitive 1967 At the Improv World Action (Challenge MOV: Fugitive © FAM MOV: we* A Winner Never Quits 1986 700 Club Scarecrow and King MOV: a Dirty Dozen: Danko's Dozen 1988 rn TNT MOV: *** Joker Is Wild 1957 ((45) aaa Dirt! Dingus Magee 1970 1( 45) Tender Trap 1955 rn LIFE LA Law ..... MOV: w* Kulak The Price el Justice 1987 T unman Molly Dodd ENG rn CNBC Real Story I Steal & Deal I Real Story Update Steal & Deal Real Story Update Steal & Deal © SHOW (6 30j Who’s Harry MOV Blind Fur 1990 30 Min Mov 30 Min Mov MOV: Stealing Heaven 1988 ( 20) Emo Philli PS it NICK Mr EC Murk & Mindy Get Smart Dragnet Hitchcock Green Acres Best ot SNI America Looney Tunes Dobie Gillis Patty Duke My 3 Sons » TBS MOV *** Jericho Mile 1979 MOV: aa Death Scream 1975 MOV: a Crash 1978 32 WCN MOV: we Kenny R . G 2 Pt 2 1983 News Night Court Eischied MOV: Velvet 1984 ai ESPN (6 30) Ladies Pro Bowlers Top Rank Boxing From Albany, N Y (I) B ball Night Sports Center Monster Truck lindy 500 04 MAX (6 30) Big Bad Jonn MOV: aw Side Out 1989 MOV Hellhound Hellraiser ll 1988 MOV: Oeed Calm 1989 OB NBO (6 OO j Gleamier the Cube MOV KHI Me Again 1989 Tom Arnold Real Sex [( 45) aaa Triumph of the Spirit 1989 ll 45) Kids ai OISN (Cont) L Mermaid MOV: wa Cauf age Mountain 1990 MOV: aaa In Law* 1979 (MOV Ugly Dachshund OB TNN American Music 22nd Annual Dove Awards Crook, Chase American Music Nashville Now lcrook. Chase ll) HSE (Cont) College Basketball Orlando All-Star Classic (I) Indy Car Wld This Week in NASCAR Motorsport Hour lAMA Motocross O ANC (6 OO) Lady Luck MOV Super Sleuth 1937 MOV: Crazy Neuse 1943 MOV: aaa Lady Luck 1946 • KTBC Top Cops Antagonists Knots Landing News Cheers (15) Fly by Night |( 20) Mission Impossible • KVUE Father Dowling Twin Peaks Primetime Live News Nightlme Newhart Hunter Into the • KXAN Cosby Show Ditt World Cheers I Semfeld L A Law News Tonight Show Letterman Bob Costas • KBVO Simpsons Babes Beverly Hills, 90210 Star Trek Next Arsemo Hall |MOV: aaa Adam et 6 A M 1970 By Stella Wilder Born today, you are the type known for fighting against common tides of action and inaction, and indeed you do everything out of a desire to be different from any who have gone before This is not always a prescription for* success, however, and you may find that there are times in which you bring upon yourself considerable hardship — merely because you are stubborn You do have some remarkable abilities, and you will always attract considerable attention wherever you go Women born today are especially adept at saying one thing while meaning something quite different, and indeed all women must take care they don’t abuse this capacity Men born today can be cunning, too. but their strategies seem, in comparison, to be much more straightforward Alto born on this data ara: Joal Gray, actor; William Wallaca Campbell, aatronomar. To see what is in store for you tomorrow, find your birthday and read the corresponding paragraph Let your birthday star be your daily guide. FRIDAY, APRIL 12 ARIES (March 21-Aprll 1») - You must not exempt yourself today from the rules you have set down for others to follow Leave hypocrisy to others TAURUS (April 20 May 20) -Things are getting back to normal again, finally It s best to get ahead so that you won t get stuck in the future. GEMINI (May 21-Juae 20) - Your own misfortunes are likely to become potent fuel for rumor-mongers around you Ignore what is said; focus on deeds CANCER (June 21 July 22) - It may ne worm your wnue to lane a closer look at those things which seem clear and even obvious today. LEO (July 23-Aog. 22) — If it s bargains you’re looking for today, you re in luck — but you must go a bit out of your way to find them VIRGO (Aug 23-Sept. 22) - It s time for you to make your own peace with tradition and old times This is a good day to acknowledge your past LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct 22) - You have what it takes to stake a claim to much of the good fortune that surrounds you at this time Make this day count’ SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov 21) - Fo cus your energies on a single objective today, and your success is assured Distraction can prove dangerous SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22-Dec 21) — You will find that hunches are worth playing throughout the day You can bluff your way out of trouble, too CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. II) -Ck about your business in a simple, straightforward manner Theres no need for lavish production numbers today AQUARIUS (Jan 20 Feb 18) - You have every reason to be suspicious of those who will not be open and forthright with you today PISCES (Feb lt-Marcb 20) - It may be difficult today to tell adver saries from friends Trust your instincts and your natural stability For your poraonol horoscope, (ovoscope, lucky numbers and future forecast, call Aatro*Tona (•Sa aach minuta; Touch-Tone phones only). Dial 1-I00-M3-3000 and antar your access coda number, which ia 900. ;

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Publication: New Braunfels Herald Zeitung

Location: New Braunfels, Texas

Issue Date: April 11, 1991

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