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   New Braunfels Herald-Zeitung (Newspaper) - August 22, 1985, New Braunfels, Texas                                4A New Bfaunfels August SAV DO YOU REALIZE THAT WATER VOORE DRIN1K1K1C3 CAME FROM A DUMMY i THIWK i SEE PAST OF THE PROBLEM WITH WATGP Whats Your Beef Got a complaint or a comment about something in Comal or Guadalupe counties Write it down or call the HeraldZeitung with it and it might wind up as a part of Bob Bakers Whats Your Beef Our mailing address 15 Drawer New Braunfels The phone number is and were open from 8 to 5 Monday through All kinds of local ideas are but the HeraldZeitung reserves the right to select the ideas to be used in the If you idea appears in Whats Your well give you credit in the o pinions Dave Editor mni Gcucnil HeraldZeitung Susan TAKE RV57WOUSANP PCUAR Andy Rooney Mike Royko Tempers flare with summer heat Maybe its the muggy summer Or it could be the position of the Or the slumping of the baseball Whatever the tempers seem to flare more easily at this time of the even among normally civil and restrained An example of this could be seen a few days ago in a vignette that un folded on a Chicago A man and his wife had gone out to a restaurant for They had driven separate cars because he had come from his job and she from a shopping After they left for He said hed follow her a protective gesture in the event of an a flat tire or something of that On a main a few blocks from their they were in the right hand lane of waiting for the light to change so they could There were three or four cars bet ween As they a garishly painted with pretensions of being a moved slowly forward in the other Sticking out the windows were several goofilygrinning young They were shouting at people in the waiting lane of Things like you turn me why dont we go out together and have a good time you got any grass you can spare As well as other youthful Before the light their car stopped next to that of the mans who happens to be an attractive The man couldnt hear what they were but he saw them motion to his wife to roll down her which she And three of them were leaning out the poin ting at waving their arms and it seemed to they appeared to be Anger welled up in the Right there on a city before his very his wife was being subjected to what were undoubtedly lewd and improper suggestions by a crew of punk bar it was right out of A Clockwork Then the light turned Traffic began moving His wife made the light and turned But because a car had waited to make a left turn in the other the car filled with young men caught the next red light and And the man found himself right next to He pressed the electric button that lowered his Then he glared at them and snarled You think youre you deleted punks One of the youths looked at him blankly and said Huh Youre not he his voice Youre just a bunch of dele ted dele whats with you Ill tell you whats with the man His right hand slid inside his suit At the same he opened his door slightly and put one foot on tjie as his face twisted into a look of magnificent he bellowed How would you like to have your deleted heads blown you rotten little They and one of them screamed hes got a hes got a gun At that the light The who had been looking at him floored the gas With a the car roared into a left turn so sharp that one of the youths banged his head on the door Tires still it sped The man clicked his door turned and pulled into the parking where his wife was His face I really scared the hell out of those he She looked at him in a puzzled What punks Those punks in the car at the light who were molesting She They werent molesting They were They liked my car and asked me if I wanted to trade with They said theyd throw in a sixpack of They were cute I What did you say to them nothing I just said they shouldnt make so much thats And that scared them i I 0 Q GOfffHAVE RAMIFICATIONS OF BUNNY IVE PONE A ON THE ANPICAN ASSURE MWSW CfP Dont leave me your zucchini An open letter to my George Cooley Dear You have probably been waiting for me to thank you for the 12 zuc chinis you left on your back porch last Saturday while I was in town getting the Let me lay it on the 1 greatly admire the good things you have done with your money since you retired with a bundle from the in vestment business 30 years You have made major contributions to the college we both attended and you have been one of the principle sup porters of that fine the Nature I dont know anyone who has done more of everything after he was if than yen Youiv a person who i oukl rich people a good Because 1 do admire you and because 1 havent wanted to jeopardizeour it has taken me a long while to get up the courage to say this to you we do not want any more of your When we first I was just one of the boys who dated your If we spoke at 1 called you Cooley with great deference and After you we all admired you for going back to college to get your doctorate in Some people even call you 1 dont but I am just as respectful though less deferential Please knock it off with the Your garden is the envy of all the weekend Theres no doubt youre good at growing things but you have an inflated idea of the desirability of your I dont understand how someone who made so much money in the stock market by being alert to every little trend could be so unaware of the fact that zuchinnis are a glut on the market at this time of Does it have to show up on a chart in The Wall Street Journal before you realize that A person doesnt need a doctorate in to grow We have more zucchini than we can eat in our own garden without having you leave yours on our back porch while were As a why dont you come up with a weed killer that would inhibit the growth of zucchini Several times during the you have put eight or 10 zueehinis that got away from you on the little table in front of the library down in the When it comes to zuc bigger is not 1 hale to bo the one to tell you this but when those giant zucchmis disappear from in front of the you probably feel needy family is enjoying them for Nonsense No family in town is so needy that theyll eat a zucchini the size of a What happens is that someone who dotsift want unir feelings hurt takes iast ueek I met at the post office and you were telling me that Barbara says tier zucchini cookbook has a recipe about how to make Cook the zucchini until its you and then put it in a Then heat it with chicken milk and a few tablespoons of Is this the kind of inaccurate ad vice you gave people when you were in the investment business 1 looked up zucchini soup in Barbaras book just as 1 she uses cream and nut and If you were telling me how to live to be thats one but if you were telling me how make good you shouldnt have rewritten Barbaras Id also like to point out to both you and Barbara that if you put butter and chicken stock in anything itll taste 1 know that youre a Republican and a strong supporter of the free enterprise system so it seems unlikely that you approve of government price supports for but Im not trying to raise some private capital in the com munity so that next year we will be able to pay you not to grow Andy Your representatives Tom Loeffler House of Representatives 1212 Long worth House Office Bldg 20515 Phil Gramm United States Senate Washington 20510 John Traeger Texas Senate Capitol Station Texas 78711 Mark White Governors Office Room 200 State Capitol Texas 78701 Edmund Kuempel Texas House of Representatives Box 2910 Texas 78769 Lloyd Bentsen United States Senate Room 240 Russell Bldg 20510 Mac Sweeney Guadalupe County House of Representatives   

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