Kane Leader, June 10, 1886

Kane Leader

June 10, 1886

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Kane Leader (Newspaper) - June 10, 1886, Kane, Pennsylvania taw office Fralay Street KANE THURSDAY JUNE 10 1886 i IN rear of Hagowans Drag Store door Si ARNOLD ATTOBNEYSATLAW Main bpp Court Bouse poort business transacted in the adjoining counties and in Suite Supreme Court y TyFU HABBIBT A KANE Office at residence KANE PA Receives LadieB and Children only for gen medical and surgical treatment f H PBESTON M Burg P B B and KANE PA Oince over LaMonto Pharmacy Entrance irom south side of building Night call by electric bell at right of office door Use speak ing tubc TIT J ARMSTRONG PHYSICIAN AND SUHGEON i KANE PA IPOffice over Gillis Drug A JUSTICE OF THE PJBACB Offlce In Griffiths Block PA The lumber barons of the Northwest hare swooped down on Louisiana and SGsrissipjji and secured acres of desirable government lumber lands at an acre It is estimated that the tracts contain feet of standing timber The facilities fof the higher education of women in are steadily increasing Ia addition to the Univer sity of Londpny Royal University of Ireland thejVlctorla University and tho Irish Collcgejof Physicians and Surgeons the Scotch College of Physicians and Surgeons at Edinburgh has just decided throw open its examinations and de gijes to women The personal household of Queen Vic is composed ofover a thousand and costs tho nation annually jMion dollars Attached to our Presideiifs household are twentyone secretaries clerks doorkeepers messen gers at an aggregate salary of 864 There are iilso about a dozen gar deners and other employes detailed for service at the White House from other d epartments I A NOTARY General Xnnmnee A Lrfutd Office KANE PA Contracts Deeds Leases Mortgages general Conveyancing Business will re ceive prompt attention Office In residence 1TRS LOTTIE SEARLESJ MILLINERY DRESSMAKING AND NOTIONS Ornamental stamping of all kinds neatly done on short notice Next door to Post office KANE PA VTBS E L VHITINO MILMNKR DRESSMAKER Over J store KANE PA A stock of Millinery Hutu the latent style Fine ribbons and ladlci bat trlmmlpcn etc All work cnaranlced C SMITH BUILDER i PLANS AND ESTIMATES FUENISHJED Residence on Daioson Kane Pa The latest development and one which will do more than anything else to make ostrich farming one of the recog nized industries of California says tho San Francisco Call is that the business will be far more profitable here than in Africa It is claimed that the feathers plucked this year are longer much finer in to the Afri can and there arc more grown per bird than is the case in Africa f Posh on brave heart nor yot despair and dfcacy seem the Thy son will shine from skies as fair ever graced tho comjngday And ever keep before thine eyes The heroes of the mighty pasS Think how they struggled for tbo And tbou sholt fcVely Win last Push on as some brava swimmers do Over stormcapped waves of life Strike out against the undertow And come off victor in the strife Push win a lasting The nations of the earth among Nor stoop to use as steps to fame Thy fellowmen who round you throng Push on and when thou gainst tbo day Remember these brave words of mine Bear up beneath each darkened raj Thy snnis diine With tenfold glory worn abdve v That hour Is darkest next the dawn Success is certain Do not fear But let the watch ward on Gardiner in Detroit Free Press THE SQUIEES APPLES While some men were working a road in the Clove on recently a stone four feet square was a quarry which was fully a quiifter of a mile above them It rolled down with tremendous velocity and when it struck tho road bounded twenty feet just graz ing the heads of two men and striking a horse in the head killed it outright From the horses head it bounded eigh teen feet further and plunged into the ground overhnlf a foot F M KHAJPP J B INSURANCE Oldest and Hwmd Companies in the World KNAPP A CABLE AGENTS BLOCX WAIIIIXN PA nXCHANQE HOTEL GEO H LEONHABT WAKREN PA Fine HAmplo rooms per day riABVER HOUBE V Mns C W KINO per daj WARREN PA BEECHER COPELAJSTD DEALERS Hardware Agricultural Tools and j OIL WELL SUPPLIES WARREN PA W I1 8 If HAIiX H A JAMIESON f DEALERS IN General Hardware t Oil Well Supplies TVARREN FA QEO FOLKMAN ARTESIAN WELL e Steam Drill WABSEN M Importer and Wholesale Of the more than four hundred species of treesfound in the United arc said to be sixteen species whose per fectly dry wood will sink in water The heaviest of these is tho black ironwood of southern Florida which ia more than thirty per cent heavier than Of the others the best known are tha Hg numvitm and mangrove another is a imnll oak found in the mountains of western Texas southern New Mexico and Arizona and westward to the Colo ratio desert at an elevation of from 5000 to feet 430 Front WARREN PA St WARREN PA j Ttte Olxeaopest Store lorWiu PiPSRand PAINTS in Warren dwortinent always on hand Photographed KANE room has been ncwlr finished A fine new billard table of make has been added and table thoroughly overhanled T cushions and clothssddeL Any enjoys rolling can pleasure psirlor A 3ARBEE crtioB witfi thebflliArd A photograph has been taken in Hart ford of five persons who rejireAnt five generations On the right we great greatgrandfather Bcnoni Austin of North Woodstock aged nirctyfive years On the left is the grcalgrnnd father John Austin ngcd icvcnty 6ve back of him is the grand father N V Austin aged fifty two in the center stands tho father Arthur P Austin agr ninc and in front of him Elands his little son Forrest just fiv c Vcan3 They arc nil in good hcnll1 0 A life insurance comp nnv n England bears tho mazing title Of The Koyal Liver Friendly Socic Rs mission is not as might be supposed tho insuring of persons aniirted with or to hepatic disorder s but gcnrral like all other life companies Indeed it would seem it rntlicr seeks to ig nore if it docs n pt actually condemn tho functional of that important or gan after whicli it is named sincein a recent manifcs 4o its officers assure the public that rfo longer there will be a secretive atmosphere in the affairs of tho Dennis Otflerron had rather an eventful life In early days ho was pros pcrous infeyjajVIJC became a ard and jBonn tramp He reformed and went in Louisville Last Oc whilc handling ties a big spread head viper darted from a pileandburicd its fangs in his breast His companions pulled the snake off and filled Dennis with whiskey They kept him drunk for a week and ho never felt any ill effects from the bite A few months later a mule kicked him twice in two seconds brcakiug some ribs and his collar bone Shortly after ho had recovered from these injuries and while asleep in the stsde of a tree a man drove a buggy over his neck He apparently wasnt hurt but recently his neck began to pain him and is in a hospital suffering from agenend break up of hia badly Ay f Siiri A Boribed in Science as to de having come into recent use in some American coal mines CanStic lime grmaw fine and consoli dated toy a pressure of forty tons into cartridges After the holes are drilled in the face of the coal an iron tube half an inch in diameter with a small groove externally on the upper side and several perforations is inserted the whole length of the hole The cartridges which have a groove to fit the tube are then inserted and lightly rammed and the hole tamped A small force pump in jects through the tube a quantity ol water equal in bulk to the lime The water through the pcrforaJaons and along the groove saturating whole and drmag out the sSr tube is then closed by a tap to m of tlw steani wfeick fejf jtr tfee Such pretty apples cried Linnet Dessoir ecstatically With red cheeks just as if a fairy pencil had painted them and delicious bloomy streaks here and there I should like to copy them on a plaque or a panel or something if only one could be sure of reproducing those delicate tints of rose and white Wei1 I declare I said Hose Hebron the country cousin whom she was visit ing laughing with a merry thrushlike laugh as the two girls sat on a moss enameled boulder tinder the boughs of the ladyappletree with here and there a yellow leaf fluttering dreamly down at their feet Who would dream of such a poetical description applying to the ap ples that grow in Squire Sandfords or chard Wasnt it good of him to allow us to gather them said Linnet trimming the sideleaflets off a lovely branch of yellow goldenrod I shall not believe that they are ab solutely declared Rose until I see them in the old applebin at Why not Oh Squire Ccdric is eccentric Rose answered carelessly Ccdric Is that his name Yes Isnt It an odd relic of the Saion times laughed Rose Its a very romantic remarked Linnet wrinkling her brows in pretty consideration of the epithet He isnt observed Rose Isnt he But why not Hes so old I Thirty at least 1 Rose responded with an emphatic nod of the head Horrid ogrel said Linnet who was in her seventeenth year Come Rosey lets go home Im as hungry as a canni bal Gathering apples is tuch hard work I She skipped ahead with her yellow tresses floating behind like stray strands of sunshine and her white dress rustling over tho drifts of perfumed leavct that carpeted the path Rose followed with affectionate eyes of admiration What is the difference between mo and Linnet i herself My dress is white also my hair ifl as golden us hen Why is it that sha Is like a dancing sprite I a plodding human be ing Poor little Rosy I She did not realize that Linnet Dcssoir had grown up in an altogether different atmosphere that Lin net had unconsciously modeled her dress from the graceful robes which her father the artist kept to drape his layfigures Lhat her eye had been trained her taste cultured in every possible point Hes only a poor struggling artist Farmer Hebron had been wont contemp tously to observe when he saw hisbroth crinlaVs name among tho lists special y honored by the Academy of Design Hes a good follow Eugene 3essoir airily remarked when his agricul ural connection happened to be men ioncd But he hasnt an idea be yond his own fat cattle 1 Hodontlive ic only vegetates 1 Linnet however the bright mother ess young beauty was a great favorite of hc kindhearted Hebrons and when she lad so enthusiastically admired the bcau iful pinkand white ladyapples on Squire Sand fords tree Mr Hebron had gone so nr out of his way to ask the squire for a Just to please the little said he She thinks a deal of pretty She is quite said Squire Jandford with formal politeness If you will send a bturel to the tree tomor Mr Hebron it shall be filled for raur nieceJ And when the squire said this he pict ured in histnlnHVeye niece as iwapsof at freckles an y long arms All night long linnet dreamed of the aad jWhen the son rose fire Above the eastern hJHA sift jumped out of bed and dressed herself with hasto I cant sleep another said she Its just thevery sort of morning Id Nothing shalLiarm you little and preternatural to walk out across and look ht JI J Iliil 1 tiie ladyappietfcc with the little spring gushing out so close to itt roots and the jlue asters and of goldenrod by the stone fence I woat wafcc Bosy atelastrnight putting la oathe quince jelly Pll let nsyself I rook close to the la der if she knows t tured Ajax in the fAjax w sa savage beautiful bull who was at once tho pride and torment of Farmer Hebron and a thrill of terror came into Roses heart as sho made all speed to follow the dewy track of Lin nets footsteps over tho grass As she reached the belt of woods close to the applcbrchardj she paused in dis may at the sound voice Its Linnet she in voluntarily claimed And shes scolding some body Dear me whom can it be Sure ly not Ajax You are a thief I she could hear Lin net robberl Let that bar rel of apples alone I say I dont care whether you are Squire Sandford or not That barrel of apples is mine i And as Rose drew near she could sec this dimpled young Amazon resolutely defending the barrel of apples with her single strength against Sqmre Sandford and his stoutest farm laborer She stood there with one slight hand on the redchecked fruit which was brimming over the barrelhoops and be fore her the tall squire and his herculean aiddecamp were helpless If you will allow me to explain pacifically began the squire I will allow nothing declared Lin net I repeat these apples are mine Touch them at your peril Thus far the young heroine was a con queror But alas in that very moment of victory Nemesis was at hand There was the dull sound of trampling hoofs then a sullen bellow and Ajax himself bursting weak spot in the fence was upon them Linnet Dessoir collapsed so to speak at once She forgot her heroism her but her danger and flew for rescue to Squire Sandford shrieking Save me I save me The farmhand dogged behind the wagon but Squire never quailed but held s her resolutely in his arms Do not be he said almost as if bo had been speaking to a frightened child onel Foran Instant lookveVf then Squire Sandford spoke gently once more Do not hold myarm to he Let me get at my revolver I must shoot tho brute No dont bo so terri fied Do not you hear me say thnt noth ing should harm you And then tho problem resolved itself as problems often do Ajnx butting his hugo head against the barrel of ladyap ples sent them rolling in all directions and caught his horns in the barrel itself effectually blinding him set off at a wild gallop down the hill bellowing as he went and there he met his fate in the shape of two orthree men with a run ning noose of ropo and a good stout chain Hello pctP shouted Farmer Heb rons voice Whats the matter She hasnt fainted has she squire And Linnet realizing that she was safe blushingly withdrew from Mr Sandfords sheltering arms and ran to her uncle I am much obliged to you sho whispered And dont mind what I said about the apples You are yuiic welcome to Hey Apples said Mr Hebron Why Linnet didnt you know thnt I carted tho barrel of apples that the squire gave you home last Linnet grew crimson all over and fled to Roses faithful breast for consolation shall never dare to look that mnn in the face she bewailed herself Oh dear what muil he have thought of me 1 But of course Mr Sandford considered it only right and proper to cnll that eve ning and inquire how Miss Dessoir found herself and really tho meeting was not half as embarrassing as Linnet had fancied it would be They had a good laugh about Ajax and the apples and Linnet confessed how dreadfully frightened she had been And with said Squire Sand ford There was a second or two in which we were in very serious But you will forgive me about the apples said Linnetj with pretty coax ing earnestness Ob yes I will forgive you about the apples Squire Sandford laughingly returned And in that moment Linnet thought what a very pretty color his eyes were decided that he couldnt possibly be thirty years old eaid Rose Hebron thatwe neighbor to Squire Sandford all these years and he nas nev log the Turks tot and the meddah Meydanoyoonoo is sort of low burlesque acted by men only and without a stage the changing of cos tumes being effected behind a tempora ry screen The karageoz is the Turk ish rendered in shadows a white ancel being stretched across one ofsthe angles pf the room di agonally forming the base kf a triangle behind which the performer takes his stand and by the force of a strong light casts cdmingievents on the sheet And the meddah is the fa tnous irtorytolloc of The ab IA What a City sence of works of fiction and the general ignorance of thepeople do not even know how tbreiicr makVtho narra tives of the meddahs quite acceptable t the public who flock ta them for pastime for the love of tho marvellous is too powerful in the warm and imagina tive nature of the people of that sunny clime to remain witKout some develop ment Hence their popularity Then again these meddahs are not destitute of dramaticpower entrancing their atten tive audiences by the magnetism of high ly onrought fiction exaggerated descrip tion and effective mimicry Indeed some of them have acquired a renown for their specialty KizAhmed or Lady Ahmed is so named on account of his successful ability in taking oS the la dies and Pidjemin is noted for the pa They exercise certain coup de theatre of their own and are by the ex cited fancies of the people invested with a geniilike power as they condense into a passing hour the scenes of an eventful life or detail the enchantments of fairy dom In fact these meddahs occupy the Oriental lecture field and on festive occasions provide a most welcome part of the entertainment Their tales general ly vulgar to suit public taste are often not devoid of some good moral and their comicalitias hold up some popular vice to public Bazar In an African Forest At this Juncture the native ar rived having followed in our footsteps anxious to see tho result of our selfguid ance Wishing to transfer my responsi bility to other shoulders I offered them a present of cloth if they would lead us through the trackless forests to tho pre cincts of Rombo whence I knew wo could find ouifmf unaided to Tavcita They consented afid once more we entered tho following a course by means of tho rough paths which elephants had just made Often the longstemmed flowers and crushed Etnincd grass would be slowly rising erect ngain from the prostrate position into which they had been trampled by the feet of the clumsy proboscidians these lordi of tho forest who had just preceded us Indeed from time to time they would make their presence known by sonorous trumpeting but as they were quite awafo of our proximity they took good care to conceal their hugo bodies The undergrowth was so dense that yon might have touched an elephant in youi gropings before you saw him but above this dense tangle of six or seven feet in height rose the straight smooth trunks of superb trees indeed tho timber I saw herewas exceptionally fine The gloom of tho forest was intensified by tho enor mous masses of orchillawecd which grew thickly on tho upper branches of the trees in such a manner as to suggest a gray green cloth being thrown over tho foliago The density of the woodland growth was almost appalling wefeltHke insects creeping and twining through the interstices of the mighty trunks As we preferred to go whither the elephants had forced a way our course was naturally an erratic one and several times the men lay down in despair to pant and THIEVES Poyoa bovit Thorn No fioldar than qthoi Hen bit Halpsc r Fawii people1 havieaii iatd In epectorSteert recently that burglars and other lawbreakers whose line of bust ness is attended with personal danger are built on a different pattern from th average human being They are supppsec to be without fear and to carry in thei natuxesa large amount of terrifying mste rial ready to be set off At a moments no tice They are supposed to be rough gruff and careless of life This i true in some instances but in the grea to me And hereComes Linnet and rels with him at five minutes notice and Not at all strange 1 said Miss Dcssoir possible But you are mistaken about hJsagjy Heja only a nine 1 shoold Going to Sea In a Flatboat Recently the pilot at Bad sport on the Mississippi river noticed a singular looking craft with two sails and a jib making itsway down the jetties tQscap but paid no particular attention to it There was a hcaty sea on at and when she hafl got about five milei out into the gulf the pilot boat Under writer caught sight of her and seeing that she was in danger went to her as sistance I j 5 f On reaching the strange craft it was found that her rudder was broken and1 she was she was an oldfashioned scow or flatboat with two short miwtsyand tr jibr Tho calkingwiucoming of the eeahwj she had no bulkheads or strengthening braces or any similar deviceof marine architecture Hieonly living things aboard were one his wife two chil dren and a log These from some interior on their ivay Florida or even chart chronometer or other maritime appliances There was no probably thought he could hitch up at To seems as nice and natural night get Water and provisions and gc nhcjwl whenever ho Ho had be saidj fetteiltycirs The abosrd rsvero rwcoqd from death and broughtto tW catyV The odordalnM jsrotefr or makai na ebrbfi Kibte Are yon pfSttyTrall acquainted wife these respects from the ordinary citizen They dont like to work are lazy am their organ of acquisitiveness is not regu lated by a cultivated conscience It is difficult to understand why a man with a wife and family who moves in gjjpd so ciety has an income large enough to liv in comparative luxury and if respectec by everyone becomes a thiof He has everything to make his life happy am yet will give it all up to have a littl more money It looks a good deal like a disease which comes over a man and he cannot help giving up to its influence Prisons are full of just such people Thieves when committing crime al ways have in mind a way to escape if do tccted They do not want to be caught o killed They will take desperate chan ces to get away If a life stands in thei way of escape they will take it not as a matter of hatred or pleasure but as a part of their education and trade Bu this in every case is only a last resort and no thiof will add murder to his crime unless certain he can get away As a rule they are not to be feared A show of nerve will always unbalance them This applies particularly to tho police man Even though they know that they have an advantage over a man who wakes up suddenly in the night and finds stranger prowling around they will re spect and fear him if he doesnt show any sign of fright Scared people help along their business But a policeman is on an equal footing with a thief in re gard to being awake and armed If ho is possessed of tho real genuine nerve tho case is soon settled and the thief will us ually surrender without trouble Bluf will not do A thief can sec a lurking sense of fear in an officers heart anc will make things lively if he finds it A quiet determination on tho officers part thnt indicates a supremo confidence in his own ability to lake hia man or men into custody as if it was an evjpry day nflair is what takes the starch tho bold est rascals Policemen frequently get into tight places When they get out of them alive and think what they have gone Ihrougb I have seen the most stout hearted of them shake a little A gooc man will never know his danger until it is over If he should stop to think when there are many chances against him ho would be likely to lose his grit He must think and act like a flash Hunt ing for a thief in a dark house Is what will try a man Tho recollection o places I have been hi at times during my long experience as an officer will bring on a chill of fright I well remember a lively burglar I went after many years ago An alarm had been given and I had him located in the second story of a high building Ho was camly picking out the most valuable articles to take away when I surprised him He was a tall sinewy and slippery fellow and a the first sound I made he made a leap as if shot from a cannon Up tho stairs ho flew like a streak and I went after him Ho evidently knew the building I did not and hit every obstruction I could find He gained the roof when I was halfway up the stairs leading to the scuttle and when I got there I could just sec his figure in the darkness going like the wind I followed him without hesi tation and when he got to the sido of the house he stood a second and then jumped I was going so fast that I went right off tho house without knowing where would land It seemed in the confusion as if I went down fifty feet before I struck anything Then I landed square on my feet with a force that nearly shook my teeth out I thought for a moment that I haa fallen between two houses I was right on the thiefs heels and before he could take a step I caught bin I was sore from that fall and I did not put a tender grip on tho fellow He did not struggle and I took him in quietly The next day I went around to look at the and found that I had jumped from one roof to another a distance of from fifteen to twenty feet I never got over the ihock from that jump My sjikle wiw severely spriinad and though many years haye since passed the ankle is sfiir indicates an ap She thonght it There waS no clock in the hotel The yoting man had no wafchl Neither had the young woman on whom he Wag making a hadbeen talking about boras a he Haiti she responded That fa I dont before iO oclock in the 1 Won by an Aceldept When we that something happened from chance we really mean only that it or in spite of previous planning by the men who wished to con trol eyents History of empires which have been lost or saved by acci that is as the result of acts which were not within the control of sovereigns and generals One such story is narrated In the second part of the Qreville Mc the victory in 1845 of the Enelish over the Sikhs Ferozeshah At a critical point in the battle the govenorgcnoral of India Lord Hardinge who commanded in person thought the battle was lost Believing that his army would be destroyed and not expecting to survive the defeat he gave his watch and some other things to one of his asking that they might be con pfeiuant af you picwn And to the that A zephyr and a biieeMi In antninn bo giiii it And blows tho In winter he piles Up And thinki it most capital fai But March comes Has noibow Dyou bear him veved that y his last thoughts were about her Just at this time one of Lord Hard ingcs staff also in despair having lost his head through nervousness or fear rode up to the commander of the Eng lish Cavalry and communicated an or der which ho declared he had received that the cavalry should retreat The commander asked for a written order the staffofficer admitted he had none but spoke so positively as to the instruc tion which he was charged to deliver that the commander gave the order that his men should retire The Sikhs seeing the cavalry drawing off supposed the movement to bo for the purpose of attacking them on their flank and cutting off their communications A panic seized them and they began to re treat The English commandcrinchief j noticed the disorder in the Sikh ranks and ordered a charge along his whole line which resulted in tho rout of the enemy Thus a victory which saved India to England was due to a nervous officer who invented an order he had never re ceived If tho British troops had been defeated the whole of India would doubtless have risen to throw off the yoke of those whom the Sikhs had beaten in Companion Useful Hints When a setting hen is too indisposed to stay on the nest continuously let her rest alternate days and tic the rooster on the nest while shes resting Tho soot can be thoroughly swept out of a chimney by dropping a goose in it at the top The goose in vainly striving to fly upward thoroughly cleans the chim ney with its wings By immersing the entire body in sofl tar before taking a bcctrcc one can ren der himself invulnerable to tho assaults of the bees You can smoke a rabbit out of a hol low by smoking a cigarette close enough to let tho ntcnch enter the hole The scent of whisky on tho breath can be subdued by smearing asafoatida on the moustache When your bedfellow snores and re fuses to hush trump up a counterfeit nightmare and straddle his neck If this docs nt stop him kick him out of bed in such a way that his head will strike the floor first The resulting cere bral agitation will keep him awake for the rest of the night and give you a chance to doze a little If you make a habit of keeping live mice in your pockets your loose change will be comparatively safe from your en terprising wife If you take a small stepladder with you into the theatre it will bo very ser viceable when the stage is barricaded from view by a big hat Freckles can bo removed from the face with An Executive Session She was the daughter of a Senator and her sweetheart bad been to see her every night for some tune Her father became somewlnt alarmed and this morning he called her into his study sent for me Whnt is it My dear he replied I believe Mr Blank has been to see you every night for some time past Yes And he was here last night Yes WcHJ daughter I want to know what occurred between you during ycur protracted interview in the parlor I ask it my child because I have especial rea sons for wishing to Dear replied the girl with in her eyes I do not doubt your right to ask what occurred there but apa it was an executive session and you would nothave ma divulge the secrets of such a meeting would you The old man never said a word in re Wtuhingtm Critic out Oh yon darentj I kaowP HUMOROUS An ulatcr coveri a multitude of patcieg The telephone operator a perpetual holler day X A young lady wrapped up in herself if a delicate parcel me your ears said to the corn OR ladder goes the roundi Two heads are better thin freak in a dime mnseum The nick of piece out oT the ancient crockery When the heart is full the dr lent when the man full it is different John Buskin wants the sewing ma chine to go Let him put his feet treadle and work it The man who never geta mad U posed to be a halfbrother to the who never looks behind her The man who never does any might crawl into a care and ttay ten years without being misted A girl with her hair down over bet forehead does not look aaif the could have a bang up time at any party A patent medicine advertisement The human body it much like a Thusoundi A good many men spend a Urge part of their time in striking Are you pretty well acquainted with your mother tongue my boyf atkedtbt school teacher of the new tcholar answered the lad timidly ma jaw me a good deal One thousand dollars in gold weigi forty pounds It is the necessity of ing home from their the daily come of specie that so many paper men round shouldered vi A small child school teacher What didthe Iiraelftfj1 do after they had crossed the Bed answered I dont know but I guess they dried j Literary man I took j to literature naturally I wit from a quill you know Friend grimly world would have been the if you had been vaccinated from a pick or shoveL Sunday school ccbolar to Did you say that the of my head were all numbered y my Sunday school Well then pulling out a hair v scnting whats the number of till one J How do yon do Maryt trying to catch up with you for hour I knew you jort M aoonirt eyes on that bonnet Fve known it M long as I can It is marks as thU that fill tho with A Chicago boy of fourteen re cently ran away from homo to pirate king He was captured policeman and returned to He didnt tccome that kind of a bnt after a brief interview with his father he was aching r I ItBtadlrir I am a lawyers daughter you khofrr George she said after George hadr proposed and had been you wouldnt think it i to ask you to sign a 1 effect that we arc thing strange just the paper with a trembling burstingheart Then she laid her ear against die vest button and py Tell me a long deliciBtBsilftnce why want me to sign that paper repose implicit confidence in roy 1 Ah sho sighed k content indeed I do I have been fooled go Life Does tbo A little story brings to mind wiih renewed force the old proverb truth is straager than We were talking of what disposition to mnko of a kicking cow when our hired man said I guess lean a customer for her lores an up in who onght a cow of oar 3etold the Irishman he must tell dm one thing cow before ho losed the the cow would IB Ancient Coapler House A buried fire tic 13th cmtury ;