Chester Times, May 31, 1933

Chester Times

May 31, 1933

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Chester Times (Newspaper) - May 31, 1933, Chester, Pennsylvania DAILY AVERAGE NET PAID CIRCULATION FOR TWELVE 11ONT3S ENDING DECEMBER 31 1932 57TH 17607 US MISSION TO LONDON PARLEY SAILING TODAY Representatives Going to Economic Conference Headed by Sec Hull FINAL EDITION With All Latest and Best News of the Day Daily Leased Wire Reports of United Press UP and International News Service INS Six in Official Party Seek World Pacts Trade Revival to on WASHINGTON May Armed with detailed instructions from President Roosevelt Americas representatives set out today for the London Economic Conference to bar gain with other world powers for in ternational agreements to foster trade revival Five of the six official American delegates accompanied by a retinue of experts and advisers left for New York by special train and will sail in midafternoon on the liner President Roosevelt The sixth delegate James M Couzens multimillionaire former partner of Henry Ford and Indepen dent Republican Senator from Michi gan will sail next week reaching London just before the conference opens on June 12 Only Republican on the delegation Couzens yesterday accepted Mr Roosevelts lastminute invitation Also appointed yesterday was Ralph W Morrison retired banker of San Antonio Tex The other delegates are Secretary of State Cordell Hull chairman former Governor James MACbx of Ohio vice chairman Senator Key Pittman of Nevada chairman of the Senate Foreign Re lations Committee and Rep Samuel D McReynoldsof Tennessee chair man of the House Foreign Relations Committee The United States will press at London for two things principally Stabilization of currencies whose fluctuations now hamper world trade and lowering of tariffs import restric tions and other similar commercial barriers Barred from the London Confer ence but perhaps holding the key to its success or failure is the problem of war debts While the London of Federal Agents Worked Here On Racket Probe It was learned today that the pick of the federal agents who were instrumental in securing evi dence against Al Capone have been working quietly in this county for several months seeking evidence on alleged graft rings and rum combines It is even stated they interviewed D Harvey Sykes in jail and that he blew the This has been denied by some of Sykes in timates Sykes had repeatedly threatened that he would tell all he knew about the inner workings of vice and rum rings unless his political friends came to his aid and helped him obtain his liberty Chet A Keys special deputy United States attorney general has been assigned to prosecute the cases which are expected to de velop after indictments are pre pared and the U S Grand Jury makes its presentment June 12 in Philadelphia HYPERION WINS King Salmon Comes in Second S t ate sitt a n Americanowned Third King George Big Winner EPSOM DOWNS May the jubilant thousands who won rnonfy on the heavily backed Hyperion in todays derby was King George himself it was understood The king was said to have drawn Hyperion in the rich Marlborough Club Sweepstakes The amount he won was not known CITIZENS PAY LOVING TRIBUTE TO WAR DEAD Impressive Ceremonies Are Conducted in the Two Local Cemeteries Continued A general eviction of squatters occupying cabins on city property at the foot of Reaney streethas been ordered by police following a holi day squabble between two of the families who have been living on the mudfiats The argument was climaxed yes terday morning when a woman who gave her name as Lois Shipman 33 fired blank cartridges in the general direction of a Mrs Alexander Rash and Mrs Rashs son Alexander Jr Both families appeared in police court this morningand the story was told in minute detail by Mrs Rash who insisted on having the floor no matter who was called upon to testify The origin of the trouble was over a gardenwhich Mrs Ship man cultured but which was ruined by someone throwing scalding water on a flower bed Mrs Shipman is alleged to have accused her neighbor of destroying the garden and in retaliation Mrs Rash prevented Mrs Shipman from using a boardwalk which passes both cabins but which Mrs Rash claimed as her private property as I bought it from Roy Stewart Stewart was in court but refused to testify claim ing I have enough troubles of my own without getting in this The long drawnout case was settled by Magistrate Honan puttting members of both families under a bond of to keep the peace until the evacuation is executed PATHETIC SCENE IN POLICE COURT A pathetic scene was enacted In police court this morning when the aged father of William Wilson 38 of East Twentyfourth street testified against him With tears streaming down his cheeks the parent told Mag istrate Honan that his son was con tinually intoxicated and made life miserable for his relatives Wilson was sentenced to serve 30 days in the county prison and as he was be ing marched back to a cell his father grasped his hand and sobbed out a goodbye John Corden43 who is also a resi dent of the First Ward and a special deputy sheriff was arraigned on a charge of drunkenness He was ar rested yesterday by Patrolmen Starr Gorden was held for investigation HOME FROMCONVENTION Rev Louis J Velte pastor of the First Baptist Church and Mrs Velte have returned to their home 340 West Seventh street from Washington D C where they had attended the Northern Baptist Convention which closed yesterday The convention brought together the Baptists of the North and the South and was at tended by more than 7000 delegates Nearly 5000 of this number repre sented the northern district EPSOM DOWNS Eng May honor of the family the classic was named after Lord Derbys Hyperion won the English Derby here today King Salmon was second and Statesman one of the three Amer ican owned entries third The favorite Manitoba owned by Lord failed to place but it was a bad day for the book makers as Hyperion ruled second fa vorite in the advance betting Lord Durhams Scarlet Tiger was fourth The stirring test of approximately a mile and a half over the ups and downs and turns of the difficult course was run over a hard track and under ideal weather conditions The weather was warm but inter mittent clouds occasionaUy obscured the sun The field of 24 thoroughbreds was unusually wellbehaved at the post and were sent away in good order The Prince of Wales and Prince George arrived a few minutes before the start Lord Derbys victory was the third for the House of Stanley which founded the race The 12th Earl of Derby won it in 1787 eight years after the inaugural The present Lord Derby won it with Sansovino in 1924 Hyperion is beautifully bred for the Derby being by a champion Gainsborough out of Lord Derbys own mare Selene Hyperion is a small wiry colt with white feet and has smooth action galloping close to the ground Hyperion proved himself far su perior to his field winning by four lengths in an easy canter King Salmon was a length in front of Statesman with Scarlet Tiger beaten off Hyperion was 6 to 1 in the betting King Salmon was 7 to 1 and States man 20 to 1 The officially corrected time was seconds a new Derby record The old record of 25 was set by Call Boy in 1927 and equaled by Felstead m 1928 Parade Preceding Exer cises Delayed for Short Time by Rainfall Ram threatened for a time to halt the Memorial Day parade yesterday afternoon heavy showers delaying the start for over a half hour When the line of marchers finajly got un der way they were forced to stop twice because of heavy downpours On Third street several of the older veterans dropped irom the ranks and with others were taken into cars The thousands cf watchers lining the sidewalks along the ioute were also forced to seek cover The Grand Marshal of he parade was Louis B Lomax Civil War vet eran of Marcus Hook His aides were Captain Charles Busher f the po lice department H M Cheetham of the United War Veterans R Q Berlew of the Veterans of Foreign Wars Post 1521 Howard Nixon of the EmmertzMullin Post 921 Vet erans of Foreign Wars Phiap pglesby of the Disabled American Veterans Dixie D Drydeh Steven son American Legion Post No William R Boyd Chester City Amer ican Legion Post 390 and J Holo wczyk of the Polish Legion of Amer ican Veterans Post No n A platoon of police headed the parade and was followed by the massed colors a band and che grand marshal and his aides Smvivors of the G A R riding in automobiles were next in line The Gold Star Mothers were in cars directly benind the G A R group Mayor William Ward Jr was in the next car and following in cars were Chief Clerk of the General As sembly at Harrisburg E F White Charles J Ward president of the West End Business Mens Association The Reserve Officers of the Army and Navy headed Companies B and C 1 lith Infantry Pennsylvania Na tional Guard Captains Frank Itow sky and Peter S Kochan were in com mand of the guardsmen Lieutenant Edmund Lynch Camp No 94 U S W V the LyhchBrush Post No 1521 V F W the Em mertzMullin Post No 921 W CHESTER WEDNESDAY MAY 31 1933 SCENE OF DARING PRISON A viewof the State Penitentiary at Lansing Kansas from whichU convicts escaped taking with them Warden Kirk Feather and three prison guards Continued on Last Page COUNTY BOXING SHOW HALTED GIRL MOTORIST ZIGZAG DRIVER Mary McCorkell 21 of Lima was arrested this morning on the Balti more pike in Springfield by Patrol man Wessock of the Clifton Heights barracks State Highway Patrol on the charge of driving an automobile while under the influence of liquor Wessock arrested the girl after watching her drive zigzag fash ion on the highway and took her to the office of Dr E Kenneth Wolfe of Media who after an examination pronounced her under the influence of alcohol Following the physicians examina tion Mary who is a striking blonde was arraigned for a hearing before Magistrate William Morgan of Springfield who held her in the sum of S500 bail for the grand jury Be ing unable to furnish security she was taken to Media Jail by Constable 1 Joseph Sapp of Springfield FAIR WEATHER FORECAST FOR AREA HORSES WITHDRAWN AT THORNCLIFFE My Kitty of Killiecrankie Weather cloudy track fast AT WASHINGTON PARK Polvos Pride SulJeman Sid Lea Kie vette Golden Sun Wind Dark American Billy Sob Weather clear track fast A special openair amateur boxing show sponsored by the Gavel Club of Drexel Hill and scheduled for June 2 has been canceled by surprise ac tion of the Upper Darby township Board of Commissioners in to grant the club a permit The members of the club which include many prominent political workers in the Drexel Hill section ex pressed great surprise and consider able indignation when informed that the commissioners at a special ad journed session had vetoed their re quest for a permit The show was to be staged on the grounds of the Craftsman Club on Garrett road Drexel Hill and mg to Bert Mathews chairman of the sports committee of the club resi dents whose homes face the club were visited and lent their approval to the affair The motion to refuse the permit was made by Commissioner John T Brosnan and seconded by Commis sioner Elmer Meslin Mr Brosnan stated that he had received several complaints from residents of thr neighborhood who objected to show Generally fair weather is pre dicted today and tomorrow with not much change in temperature in East tern Pennsylvania New Jersey Del aware and Maryland The highest temperature here yes terday was 80 degrees at 145 p m and the lowest was 65 at 2 a m The average of 72 was five degrees above normal for the date and ten degrees above the average May 30 last year Maximum temperature for the date is 94 established in 1895 and mini mum 42 in 1884 Sunrise today was at 534 a m and sunset will be at 823 p mf East ern daylight saving time tf S TREASURY BALANCE WASHINGTON May Treasury balance as of May 27 533752364894 expenditures 23325 Customs receipts S1864oi 30343 One of the finest restaurants soon to be opened In Chester is now under con struction at 2315 W9th St The BeLuxe Restaurant with its flue foods and most modern equipment will appeal to the most particular ATTRACTIVE GARDENS gardens which have taken the place of lots overgrown by weeds are now beginning to show signs of producing crops Gardens at Sixth and Pusey streets Second and Broomall Second and Norris and on each side of Tilghman street between the Pennsylvania Railroad companys tracks and Ninth street are all well advanced for cultivation BUSINESS OFFICE HOURS Beginning tomorrow June 1 the business office of the Chester Times will close at 6 p m except on Sat urdays when the closing hour will be 4 p m this schedule to be observed auring the months of June July and August 12YlffiSFGIRL SAVEPOYS LIFE Rescues Him From Quarry Lake After He Had Been Injured in Fall Helen Bonsall 12 of 5513 Sansom street Philadelphia is the heroine of neighborhood today following a plucky feat yesterday when she saved a boy companion from drowning in an abandoned quarry hole near Balti more pike in Springfield township The boy who almost lost his life is Robert Greer 11 of 237 South Ithan street who sustained head lacerations and a fractured wrist when he lost his footing on the brink of the quarry and fell into the water his body striking a bouldcr The children were part of a large group of West Philadelphia families who were holding a picnic near the quarry The children decided to go swimming in the excavation which had been filled by recent heavy rains Helen a strong swimmer was the first in She shouted to her play mates that the water was fine Then Robert attempted to follow but met with the mishap mentioned He was almost unconscious when his body struck the water and unable to aid himeself he sank then reappeared on the surface Realizing his plight Helen swam to his side and grabbed his bathing suit Three other boys jumped in the water and her ashore with Robert who was rushed to the Del aware County Hospital and given treatment Later he was taken home Kirk Prather warden of the Slate Penitentiary who was taken as host age by ith6 escaped convictsthen re leased Agreement Ending Hostil ities Reached at Tangku After Conference TOKIO May truce was signed formallytoday between China and Japan the war office an nounced SHANGHAI May anese and Chinese military leaders agreed on a truce ending hostilities in north 11 rn China time today the Nippon Dempo News Agency reported in a dispatch from Tangku where negotiations had been going on since yesterday The dispatch said the Armistice provided for establishment of a neu tral zone below the Great which would be patrolled by special Chinese force The terms of the truce it was learned included the right of Jap anese authorities to inspect with drawal of Chinese troops behind line stretching from Ningho through Tungchow and Yenching The Japanese will also have per mission to carry out aerial reconnais sance flights to seethat the Chinese live up to their promises CARRIERS TO SEE WHALE All the Times newspaper boys in Chester and Delaware county have been inviced to a private viewing of the large whale now being exhibited by the Pacific Whaling Company at Sixth and Welsh streets The boys will assemble at the cir culation department of the Times at 730 tonight and proceed to the ex hibit in a body Warden 2 Guards and 3 Women Were Seized in Commandeered Autos Prisoners Had Guns Re belled at Prison Yard Baseball Game PICKER Okla May escapingconvicts from the Kansas State Penitentiary held up a filling station near here early today and kidnaped Jeff Wcathcrby station attendant after robbingthe station of a tank full of gasoline and Wcatherby was released fifteen miles southwest of here a short time later He identified Wilbur Underbill as one of the men LANSING Kan May An invalid woman and two girls the last of six hostages seixed by a band of state penitentiary convicts who es caped yesterday were released today Word was flashed immediately to peace officers of four states to shoot to kill in the search for the fleeing mutineers now that there is no danger of wounding their innocent captives Warden Kirk Prather and two prison guards John Sherman and L A Laws were released last night near Welch Okla The women Mrs M J Wood of Kansas City Kan the invalidher daughter Louise Wood 17 and Clorice Wears 17 formerly of Hlggin Tex were set free unharmed at the farm house of William New twoand one half miles south of Pleasanton Kan The women and their captors five convicts who muscled in on the escape arrived at the Now farm last night and demanded supper for eight Brandishing razors and revolvers they forced Mrs New to prepare them a meal of bacon and eggs Having eaten the convicts isolated the home by cutting telephone wires Mrs Wood and the gins remained at the farm home all night Pleas anton police were notified of their release today When the convicts left they told the hostages and New and his wife not to attempt to report their pres ence in the vicinity If you show your heads outside well pop you off the ringleader de clared All remained in the houoe all night After her experience Mrs Wood could not be moved from the farm house She remained under the care of Mrs Margaret New while New and the two girls went to Pleasanton The girls went to the Commercial Hotel and New conferred with au thorities on plans for pursuit of the desperadoes After his wild ride through Kansas and into Oklahoma as the captive of the fugitive convicts Warden Kirk Prather returned today to the prison Accompanying him were two guards John Sherman and L A IN PRISON BREAK Wilbur Underbill serving a life term for murder who led the escape from the prison I LICENSES BEING ISSUED Applicant for Seven Stars Hotel Village Green Is Refused Permit Continued on Page Eleven Big Reputations Seen at Stake as Pecora Proceeds One definite refusal marked the consideration of applications for beer licenses being issued today by County Treasurer William Dickcl The ap plication had been made In the name of Mrs Louise Marcus for the Seven Stars Hotel at Village Green Sho is the wife of William Marcus who conducted the establishment about five years ago Protest against issu ance of a license for the place was made by property owners in Village Green Up to the noon hour today Treas urer Dickcl was a busy official and indications pointed to approximately 300 licenses being Issued by the time business In the office Is concluded for the day The number is about one hall the total number of applications and the remainder will bi disposed of as quickly as possible Each application is being given at tention by Assistant District Attorney C William Kraft Jr for the district attorneys office a close checkup bc jng made of all convictions for liquor law violations during the past few years About onethird of the applications have been found defective in that in complete descriptions of properties have been given and there being sev eral differences noted as to whether the hcense Ls for the applicant named or for persons represented by the ap plicant DOLLAR SLIGHTLY OFF May The dollar was slightly today opening weaker at 2122 francs 471 cents per franc and strengthening 10 close at 2126 470 cents compared to yes terdays close of 2131 469 cents PRICE TWO CENTS MORGAN INQUIRY BARES THIRD LIST OF STOCK B UYERS Woodin Davis and Others Permitted to Pm chase United Corporation Securities at gain a Them in at Each Pecoras Method of Procedure Backed by Com mittee Vote Before Probe of Bankers Is Resumed by Senate H Howard Utility Head on Stand WASHINGTON May third list of Piommenl persons permitted to purchase securities through toduinihfk was made public in the Senate Morgan inquiry The thrid preferred list was hi the stock of United Corporation a gigantic public utilities holding company revoalcd that the preferred purchasers of MOTORIST ADMITS HITRUN CHARGE Paul Griffin 30 of Boothwyn who police say confessed to being a hit and run driver was held In bail for a continued hearing when ar raigned before Magistrate Michael A Honan in police court today Griffin was arrested early this morningat Seventh street and Con cord ayenue by Patrolman Talbofc a half hour after Stephen Oliver 214 Derwiu street Merlon told police his car had been struck and damaged by another automobile at Third and Market streets the driver falling to stop Oliver did not get the license num ber of the other car but he did get an excellent description of the ve hicle which was immediately flashed to patrolmen on beats and in cruis ing cars Evidence of the Impact was found on the front oC the Booth motorists machine BACK TAXES PAID MARKET REOPENS During the noon hour today At torney James A Cochrane represent ing the Giant Market on West Ninth street paid into the city treasury a sum approximating which represented back taxes and for the nonpayment of which the Giant Market was closed this morning by Constable Samuel Whoaton acting on orders of Dr S Gray tax col lector for city and school taxes The Giant Market owners are tenants in the building but under a State law were liable for a per sonal levy an official explained Afterseveral notices had been sent to the owner of the building without results Dr Gray ordered a personal levy The money due represented school taxes for 1931 and school and city taxes for 1032 Immediately upon the payment of the money at p m this afternoon the mar ket was reopened SHIPPERS TRUCK OWNERS TO MEET U S Attorney Disputes It as Trial of ExBanker Is Resumed WASHINGTON May Tucked away in the little black trunk which Ferdinand Pecora never lets out of his sight are stocks of dynamite all ready for the fuses to be attached which may blow the lambent halos from some of the ewellest reputations in Hail Colum bia Happy Land Wrapped in these sticks of giant powder is evidence of income tax evasions on the part of highly intelli gent plutocrats who seem to have bilked Uncle Sam with gay abandon while pJain ordinary citizens hustJing for the babys shoes and to keep a roof over their heads were shelling out their hard earned cash to needy UncJe Sam And if anybody thinks that this Pecora person who is becoming more and more of a menace to bankers with little things on their conscience isnt going to attach the fuses without benefit of clergy or Carter Glass chat somebody has an other think coming Once Mr Pecora gets through with Lorenzo the mag nificent Mr J Pierpont Morgan and the nobles of Lorenzos court the leaser partners of the Houss of Mor gan he is going after these alleged income tax evaders rough and vio lent And Brother Pecora is a rough worker once his Sicilian blood begins to boil as the courtly and capable George Whitney can testify with up raised right hand Some of the gentlemen who are to be hailed be fore the Senate Committee on Cur rency and Banking to explain why tneir income tax returns were always inthe red whiic they were traveling about the land in private cars or en gaging de luxe suites on European liners or shooting grouse on Scottish moors or running racing stables stand or stood for all that was noble and sacrosanct in the pantheism of American politics and industry Some of them are the very sacred cows and holy bulls of the American capitalis tic system But Mr Pecora as he calmly in serts rings In their noses and gets ready to lead them to the shambles asks himself why they were so stingy with Uncle Sam and so liberal with their own private pleasures and why so many of them burned incense in the Temple of Morgan and in other places where the god of gold was worshiped on trouser knees that came from the very best tail ors Probably few If any of them will trade their ornate names for such arithmetical combinations as Uncle Sam puts on the drill uniforms of his boarders In one or Continued on fVPage NEW YORK May S District Attorney George Z Medallc today attacked the claim of Charles E Mitchell that the he received from a National City Com pany management fund In 1930 was not income Frank wBlack former Mitchell partner who aided in com puting Mitchells ID30 tax return Mcdalie rhowed that an error had oeen made in the return by which another received from the City Bank Farmers Trust Company was listed as coming from tbc Na tional City Bank This sum was included In the tax return as income although it too was a part of proceeds from a fund The defense claims that Mitchell was legally Continued on Page Eleven ONE OF HONOR STUDENTS Richard Passmore of Media a senior at Swarthmore College Is one of eight students awarded highest honors Eighteen of the graduating ciass vrerc given high honors and seventeen honors were awarded by outside examiners who put the 43 seniorhonor students through their final written and oral tests The Media youth received the highest honor in English A meeting of shippers of this vi cinity will beheld at the Chester Club tomorrow evening where they will discuss their problems with a repre sentative of the Public Service Com mission concerning certain phases of truck transportation having to do with the Issuance of certificates of convenience The Delaware county branch of the Pennsylvania Motor Truck Associa tion will hold a meeting at the same place Friday evening to hear P S C official outline the requirements for a certificate and there also will be a representative of the State Associa tion The certificates are necessary to transportation in this state and in terstate hauling UNLICENSED DOGS BEING ROUNDED UP The United Corporation list was made public by Ferdinand Pecora counsel after Pecoras tactics in the Morgan Investigation had been up held in a secret session of the Senate Banking and Currency Committee The session was forced by Senator Glass Dem Va who complained that he had been left in ignorance of the objectives of the inquiry George H Howard president of United Corporation was the witness as the second week of the inquiry began Woodia now Secretary of Treasury was on the list for 1000 Wil nam G McAdoo now United States Senator from California was listed for 250 shares JohnJ Raskob at that time chairman of the Democratic Na tional Committee was down lor n thelist include General John J Pershing and Charles A Lind ocrgh both on a previous list and J Henry Roroback Republican National Commltteeman in Connecticut 1000 shares Edgar Rickard was down for 400 shares Rickard was administrative assist ant to Herbert Hoover in several war and postwar organizations includ ing the Belgium Relief Commission Duringthe Hoover administration Rickard was a frequent visitor at tha White House Two former undersecretaoies of state Robert E Olds Republican and Prank L Polk Democrat were listed for 500 shares each Charles D Hilles Republican Na tional Commltteeman New York was down for 1000 shares Mrs S Parker Gilbert wife of a Morgan partner who was formerly agent general of tue Reparations Commission was listed for 250 units Davis President Roosevelts am bassador to Europe was down for 250 shares Henry E Machold former speaker of the New York Assembly was listed for 3000 units R B Mellon 3000 Charles E Mitchell at the time head of the National City Bank 500 A H Continued on Page Eleven Times No promoter likes to see rain on the night he stages fights sez Leiper ville Lou But its nice for the fighter who decides to take a dive In tha ring A roundup of unlicensed dogs in this city was planned today by Joseph R Springer of Chester county State agent operating in thus section The Harrisburg agent has many com plaints to investigate while here and he Is being assisted by Harry Milford official dog catcher of 4his city The first offenders to face Magistrate Thomas C Berry today were Joseph Chermol of West Mowry street and NataJe Sabltina West Second street Both were fined APPLY FOR PERMIT FOR FERRY SERVICE Plans have been revived to estab lish a ferry service between Hog Island and a point in New Jersey In the vicinity of Paulsboro by the Westlnghouse Electric and Manufac turing Company The company has made application on which a hear ing is scheduled to be held before Colonel Earl I Brown United States District Engineer in the Bourse as sembly room Philadelphia on the afternoon of June 9 at 230 oclock MAY CANCEL CONTRACTS WASHINGTON May The Senate today voted to give Pres ident Roosevelt power to cancel air mail and oceanmail contracts National guardsmen parading here yesterday stood for ten minutes in a heavy downpour Thats one way of being all wet Half of the telephones in the world are in the United States And half of the ones who use rem have a time paying for em The depression has cut the price of funerals in Japan to the low price of People there are just dying for bargains A man in Delaware didnt speak for 11 years The dispatch failed to state whether or not his wife stopped to give him a chance A woman in argument here yes terday whipped out a revolver and shot at her neighbor She only used blank cartridges Chances are she thought it was Fourth of July in stead of Memorial Day An Ohio animal trainer says tha best way to control a lion is to bita Jfc Well maybe its only a matter of taste With good beer on the market for the past six weeks its jusc possible that theres very little near beer left to hand to the customers The big whale blew into town this week Theres no denying that the weatherman tried to make things so that herd feel at home The Weather WASHINGTON May forecast for Eastern Pennsylvania Fair tonight and Thursday sligrhtly cooler tonight West Pennsylvania Fair tonight and Thursday little change in tem perature TODAYS TEMPERATURES 6 a m64 11 a 7 a m64 Noon 70 8 a m66 I p m70 9 a m68 2 p m 73 10 a m 70 ;