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Publication: Albert Lea Freeborn County Standard April 26, 1877

Albert Lea Freeborn County Standard (Newspaper) - April 26, 1877, Albert Lea, Minnesota wm wsbssssb    ag THE FREEBORN MIM STAA'DAKD. rCIiLfSflKU EVES* TIIURlWAT. Tirai, Per Year, la Adv.nee, $2 00 rates or ADVBft?»$txo. I" I w J 2 w I 4 lr j 3 rn j G in i I y CJ*-tTY Commissioners : J Ainus Th>res®n. VV. VV. Johnson. J. M. G easier. VV rn N. Gozlce. Ole Hanson. Treasurer—Charles Kittelson. Auditor—S. Bat ch elder Rkqistrr of Deeds—August Peterron. Comr Attorney—John A. Lovely. Sheriff—T. J. Sheehan. pBPiTY Sheriff—Jacob Larson. Clerk of Court—A. VV. White. Prod vTK Jjjdge—Gilbert Gulbrandson. School Sopkribtendest—lf. Thurston. County Scrneyor—Win. G. Keliar. Coroner—J. Frosining. Court Commissioner—ll. IL Spicer. I3BNTI3TIIY. DR. A. II. ST Tv EET, CO OFFICE, OYER THE DRUG STORE, South of Post Office. Albert Lea, Minnesota. ALBERT LEA, _ _    _    _    MINN. DEAi.ERS IN Dry Goods, if ATB & CAPS, CROCKERY £ GLASS-WARE, STONE & WOODENWARE, GROCERIES, SPICES, SARDINES, CONFECTIONERY, Tobacco, And in fact everything usually kept, in a country store. We keep constantly on hand a first class variety of CIGARS. voll6n474ilf JOHN M. MARTY, MOH WI) CIVIL 'EMMER, ALBERT LEA, MINN. VOLUME 17. ALBERT LEA. MINNESOTA, THURSDAY, APRIL 2fi, 1877. NUMBER 17 inchi    1.0)1    1.50    2 50    4. AO I    fi.OOjlO.OO inoh,    1.75,    2.50;    3.50;    G OO    8. oui 13.50 2.501    3.501    5 it);    7.0)1    9.00*16.50 25]    4.50!    5.50]    tO.OO!    16.00] 20 OO 4,0)1 5.50| 6.: 5:12.OuMs.0Oi25.0O WI 5.25] 7.00 14.00 22.GO[30.00 6-50! 8.50; 12.00j22.00 30.00j50.00 10.0)| 13.00 18.00130.00 50 00 90.00 Officers of freeborn countt WU olographs. S. S. EDWARDS PHOTOGRAPHERS Broadway, opposite Postoffice, R BAL ESTATE AGENCY. WE have for sale, lands and farms in every town in this county. TERMS to suit eveiybody. Gpncra! Hints in Caic of and Profec-T tion Against Fire. 1 Be well acquainted with the best means of escape From your house, both at the top and the bottom. 2 Do nor get confused, admit no one to your house except firemen, policemen, or reighbors 2. Ila Indy's or childe dress takes mb LOW prices, long time, and a low rate fire> endeavor to roll tho person up in a of interest.    .    .    .    r . rug, carpet, or any piece of woolen ALBERT LEA MINN. Hankers. H. D. Psows. D. R, P. HIBBS. IF you desire to buy a farm, call on us. i IF you have a farm or lands to sell, call ; ou uh. I OUR facilities for buying and Felling I lands, examining and perfecting titles, are unequaled, as we have ABSTRACTS, TRANSFERS, and PLATS of every piece of land in this county. St acy X Ty rer, Albeit Lea, Minn. April 25, 1876. H. D. BROWN & CO.'S BAI OP ALBERT LEA, ALBERT LEA, MINNESOTA A GENERAL BANKING BUSINESS TRANSACTED. Hoots ami Shoes. ~ THOMPSON & TILTON lluve just opened a new Boot & Shoe Shop. WILL CONSTANTLY KEEP ON HAND A FULL LINE OF Custom MacLo Goods, all of which will be sold cheap. stuff. 4 Keep all doors and windows closed UU til the firemen arrive! 5. Always keep in your bed room a piece of rope sufficiently long to, reach the sidewalk, in case you eau net make your exit by the stairway. ti IF you cannot make your way from a building by the stairway, endeavor to get in a Front room, and be careful to keep all doors shut behind you, for smoke will follow a draft, and in** war between Russia and hereby appropriated is not j ^ lbe diddle of June the bulk of the are beiag foreshadowed iii Washington j d!d on relurt**®4» t0 *ar*h was to mb pay the certificates in full J hopper* will be hatched, but at that and elsewhere. Already we have had    lbe    next    thing    was    throw    ap time there will be so much green grass a rise in the price of flour and bread, I . place, lie said he didn^ doubt A Flail im the Bounty Law. Frorm the Winona Republcan Section six of the grasshopper bounty law patted by the last Legislature, prescribing the manner in which the $100,-000 appropriated by the State shall be expended, closes as follows :    “That    ii “the amount lie “sufficient to “the bal?nee shall he paid by the coun- I “ties respective according to the “amount due on said certificates as issued by said counties." The St. Peter Tribune estimates that $100,000 will I only give each grasshopper county j about $2,500—not enough, the Tribune thinks, to pay the receivers a fair compensation for their services As the ; law makes the counties liable for the payment of all claims in excess of the amount received from the State, the chances are that many counties, poor in everything but 'hoppers, may When Shall We Burn the GHU« I From the St. Peter Tribune. There are various opinions about the benefits to be derived from burning the prairies As the hoppers continue to hatch as late as July, the hest time to burn is not definitely settled. Probably OCR WASHINGTON MITTER. Washington, April 16, 1877. THIS COUNTRY AND A KIT RO PA V WAR The immediate effect.? of the iinpend- Turkoy, I never joined any particular church. He intimated that he might do so here-after, and that, until he did, he ahedkf j try to he governed by that good oidT filii : “Do unto others as yen woukf have ethers do unto yon." Alpha. A Dantury young man who was owes a clerk, lately weut on a farm to work. The first night in his new position h«. wa3 detailed to remove a calf from th* apartment of it£ parent to another shedf and while engaged, as thousands bawn been before him, in shoving the etme trary beast along, the mother reacher ; under the tails of his eoat with her horns, and soddenly lifted bim ap against the roof of the building with £ force that threatened to shatter evtff bone in his body. The first thing growing that the dry grass will not burn j caused by the expectation that a Flu well, an<l by destroying the new crop ropean war will largely increase the i of grass the hoppers not killed will oat- foreign demand for our cereals It was urally be forced to resort to the grain a remarkable fact that our own civil fields fur sustenance The prairie chick- war made but little impression upon eus' eggs will also be destroyed at that the market for breadstuffs. The North- * lie said that agriculture was a noble pursuit, and that the farmer needed an assist* ant in the discharge of his multifarious duties, but he didn t believe that he was calculated for making skylights in Cowsheds I    -    —    *    *    —j flames the smoke If smoke enters the 1 such enormous crops of these pests as ' UP0Q *bc subject, room and it is difficult to stand erect, | to become involved in hopeless hank- ruptey in the effort to pay for harrying them. I ho Tribune estimates that with only a moderate erop of ’hoppers Nicollet county would find itself about $ !•>,OOO in debt on dead "hopper cor ti Goat es at the close of the season. The Commissioners of that county became so much alarmed at this prospect that time. The law leaves it optional with the superintendent as to the time after May 15th, when the bunning shall be done, and it is not perfectly clear that it must be done at alt, if the superintendent deems it inadvisable. We should like to hear from our farmers LADIES’ AND GENTS’ FINE GOODS SPECIALTY. GOOD FITS GUAR-ANTED. AND ALL WORK OR. DE M. CRANDALL, Dentist, Office over Wedge Sa Wulfsbcrg’s stove, Load way, Albert Lea t*!i ysic ta us. . M. DODGE, NS. D., ICIAX I SLI H. D. BROWN & CO. BANKERS. REFERENCES: l*t Nat. Bauk. Austin. tat Nat. Bank, St. Paul. Od Nat. Bauk. Chicago. #th Nat. Bank, New York. 3*1 f I THE FREEKOKX CLOU IME, „ i)me© and Residence up Stairs over the Post fenice. Tho*. II. ARMSTRONG, Hanker. ALBERT LEA. MINN. I) O Ii ow In lid M, I> ECLECTIC PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON TWIN LAKE CITY, MINN., Will treat all diseases to which mankind is subject, to the best of his ability. Dr. Rowland Ka* made a specialty of diseases of Women and Children, and chronic diseases af Ion" standing. By long experience aud strict attention to Ii is profession, he is confident of treating Jill curable diseases with success. “Obstetrical cases treated with care and success. Oonsiiliionat free, lo jLawyers X "sitat rf Agents. Jon* A. Lovely.    -James    II. Parkkb A LOVELY & PARKER, ATTORNEYS At IaAW, Iii ll in cry. WAR. RANTR I> Repairing done on short notice, arid everything according to contract. GIVE THEM A CALL. Broadway, one door north of the Webber 7tf House, Albert Lea Minn. NEW Boot & Shoo Store. O. F. A HV. L ZVc'lMOii Have just received and will keep in stock the largest assortment of Boots & Shoes of all kinds To be found in town. gel your mouth as close to the floor as possible, and breath easy, as there is always a fresh current of air near the floor. A wet cloth over the mouth will greatly aid breathing. 7. In getting smoke From a room always open the upper portion of tho window. 8. In ease of a fire in a theatre, or any place where nou<berg of persons are. keep perfectly cool, and do a1! you can Lo prevent a panic, as there is generally plenty of time to escape if there is no panic. 9. Do nut get into a building where there is a thick smoke, if you can help it, without a saturated mouth, or a wet cloth over mouth and u se. 10. In ascending ladder, do so with a prevent vibration 11 Have metal or for rn reach ofchiidren. wax safe. 12 Never leave small children ti a room alone where there matches or an open fire 13. Do not deposit ashes in a wooden vessel or up .n a wooden floor Sere the Gross and Burn the Hoppers. Correspondence Jackson Republic. In your issue of March 31 I notice an article making suggestions in regard to what crops it is advisable to plant tin em States being wheat producing States j aud the war having not materially cfi fected the amount of production, of course, as a direct result therefrom, there was very little appreciation iii its value. But the approaching war between Russia and Turkey will increase the foreign demand, for the reason that the countries which will be involved • are our competitors in the grain markets of those countries of Europe in which f consumption is in excess of production. OUR 4i PER CENT BOX HS-Gold that has fallen below 5 per I Rice Pudding.—Take three tablespoonfuls of rice, do not heap them. VS ash the rice twice in warm water, UH! it stand in the water half an bour; then drain ofl the water, put the rice in a large pudding dish, pour over it a quart of milk, add four tablespoonsful*-of white sugar, with butter the size of a walnut, and a salfspoonfol of smit. Grate nutmeg over the top, and plnee in a moderate oven Now, the excellence of this pudding depends upon the baking. If your oven is right it will* take about two hours After the first °    j6e!lV’n’    *h!Th    “    nl1    VC?    I    c00*    Premium    ie    going    up    and    the    ex-    J    half hour, open the door and stir th* good till he digresses to* recommends  I „„-,a    „<•-.J. ,* ^ cene pudding. «----•    -    • bantin • (he nrairie L-ras. es soon es (he I T'jd- riP‘d °\°Ur “ /enl I PudJiag- Several (Knee in (he courae -- - r- -n—    f.    . K .    ....    bonds lh Europe will be postponed un- . of baking, a rich, cream? baoiro crust they    went    to    St    Paul    last    week    to    con- | *7" 18 uff’ c 1‘Jnin" thut n W‘U be P°°r j til the now confidently anticipated    comes upon the surface and should be fcr    with    the    Governor    on    the    subject,!    J"    Turko-llussian war shall hare been    broken, allowing the    milk to cover it, concluded. This will only he a tem-I    when another crust    will form The porary impediment in the work of con-|    pudding should be    quite thin when sponge in your receivers of'hoppers, and thus prevent I ';IU1 abuUt tb.€ P°^CJ* or handkerchief the presentation of any etaims. Another j ,e. *n,Pre8S*0il that I way out of the difficulty suggested was j Pra*r’e "raa8» lifer be or descending regular step, t< M illinerY cram m»e wok Olfi ce it: Hewitt’s Block, up stairs 1st door. ALBERT LEA, -    -    -    - MIN E. 0. Stact.    A.    M.    Tyreu. STACY & TYRER, ttorqeyg at Law. Notaries Public, Real Estate and Collecting Agents. CONNEYANC I NG all kinds adcuiately done. acknowledgments taken oaths administered, &e. Taxes paid. Titles investigated, Lands bought and sel l. Particular attention paid to collection. Corner Clark and Newton Sts., Albert Lea HEMAN BLACKMER, XiAWYBn J, A TV 1> FOR SA L K J ) LAE RT LEA, -    -    -    - MINN. JOHN ANDERSON, ATTORNEY AT LAW ANI) NOTA It V PUBLIC Office over Wedge & Spicer’s Drug Store, ALBERT LEA, MINN. Hot els. HALL HOUSE F. II A L Li, Proprietor. Albert Lea, - - Minn J LULOW A: NARVESON, Albert Lea, Minnesota. SPRING OPENING! J SATURDAY, APRIL 21, 1877. MES, C, S. WARREN ! Having just returned from Chicago with a j large Siock of MILLINERY. NOTIONS, and FANCY GOODS of all kinds, will have them on DISPLAY at tho above date, and inv ii cs all to CALL AHD EXAMINE ! I HER STOCK. “~MRS? F. M. POULSON Will open on the 20TH GF APRIL, a new, full, and carefully selected stock of I MILLINERY ! j for the Spring Trade. i On Broadway, one door south of “ The People's Store. ’ DRESS MAKING will be carried on in ' connection with the business. CUTTING and FITTING by tho improved tailor system. BRAID and EMBROIDERY STAM PING done t o order* 3 APPRENTICE GIRLS WANTED. OUR WORK WILL BE OUR RECOMMEND. CALL AND SEK US. I off ; Four or five workmen will be constantly employed, and orders for New Goods or for Repairs will be filled, cheap and on tlie I shortest notice Broadway west side, Albert Lea, Minn. I 8tf GIVE THEM A CALL. grate OLE TANG-, Maker and Repairer of Boots & Shoes. Shop on Clark street, north and opposite of Wedge & Spicer's Drug store. FIRST-CLASS WORKMEN are employed. 14. Never use a li^tit in examining i itus met* r 15 Nevar take a light into a closet. IG Never smoke, or lead iii bed by ; candle or lamp light. « IT Never put kindling wood on the i top of a stove to dry. I S Never leave clothes near a ; or fire-place to dry. IU. Re careful in making fires with 1 shavings, and never use any kind of oil to kindle a fire 20. Keep all lights as far from cui-I tains as po*sihle ! 21 Never pour out liquor near an ] open light. 22 Always fill and trim y ur limp* by daylight, and netter near a fire 23 Never blow out a fluid lamp. 24 Never allow fluids used for lamps I to he kept in a room where a fire or light is used. 25 Always try 3 our coal oil by pour-J ing a little of it in a saucer or cup. and 1 if you can make it burn with a match J or n piece of paper d<> not use it. i    26    Rut wire net-work over your gas and found there a delegation from ' UP a fcw hundred hoppers, and at the Faribault county on the same mission ! 8aUie llUje de8(roy b,rds enough, which It was suggested to Gov Pillzbury, as I ,f a,0D?» *,',woold dvstroy hoppers the only practicable way of evading this : ^ l*!e impending avalanche of debt, that he' coorie lf his statement of facts should decline to make appointments of . wero wc would not dispute with ...........12—    He would carry by burning the hoppers hatch, we would destroy all the birds, and at the same time bura up but Few hoppers We will admit that it would destroy some birds’ eggs. particularly prairie chickens aud plovers, but I think it would be so early in the season that they would lay and hatch afterward Ae to the blackbirds, I think there would he but lew of their eggs de stroyed, as they do not nest until quite late, and usually nest in trees, brush, and canc-hrake, where a fire w»ll not be likely to run at that season of the year His intimation that we would buro “a few hundred hoppers," is still further from the truth, as substantiated by that in case the law compelled him to I make the appointments, those counties I tearing to assume the risk should in- I earthern vessels ; siruet the appointees not to serve Of atchef, and keep them out of the j course such action by theGovernor would muches are not * practically nullify the law. for in the I absence of receivers the law could not be , executed and not a cent of ’hopper I bounty could be eipen dcd. The farmers of the infected districts would then ' he forced to fall back on their natural j aud instinctive hatred of the 'hopper, j and fight him without hope of reward from the State, and with no stimulou* to ex eft ion save self interest and such bounty as each county might feel able to offer. The Tnbune hope* that should the State bounty he thus cutoff. ; “it will make no difference in the et-“forts to destroy the hoppers, and that “the pt$>v ision of the law requiring five “da)V work From each man will be enforced all the same " A oetition lo verting our C , f)cr cent bonds into 4$ I taken from the oven. Let it get very per cents I he astonishing success cold by putting it on ice, if yon have which has attended the operations of it. When cold it should be of the con-the Treasury Deportment in this di- j sistency of boiled custard A pleasant ruction has been a subject of much con- ! chance can be made by adding a large gradation, and has gained For the offi- J handful of raisins It will be necessary cere of the Government having the husi- j then to allow another cup of milk. ness in charge much praise. Our na- |    ________ tionai debt will suffer nothing by this tliort-Iired cessation in the business of I he almost unanimous testimony of all who have tried it. ludeed, it is by burning that we can destroy them by tens of millions, yes hundreds of millions So that if we should destroy a few birds’ nests. I believe the wholesale destruction of the hoppers would amply s the Governor playing that no appoint- rtPn) u5 b'r lbe b>,s    lhe birds *    -    -    '    that would he destroyed. At any raterf Minnesota ha* been trying the experiment for tho lust three years of burnie" people (here    ,0    "h« I-’™*'n    frU «ni e.rlj sprme. thus. as he w«»uld have us believe. The Has!* of Education. The more nearly a man can briag himself to worn like a machine, the more he can accomplish, and the greater the case with which he can do it. W hen the child fir*! trio* to walk .he lights in show windows, and keep your . has to give the most careful attention <ro<»ds from them. Repairing done to order, cheap and ou short notice. Gi*c him a call. 371f    Albert    Lea,    Minn. •Heat •ftarkets. A II. MCMILLEN HAS REMOVED THE OLD PIONEER MEAT-MARKET ! On East side Broadway, first door souih of THE PEOPLE'S STORE. 27. Beati ow* na ! phone, varnish, turpen ; A’c , should nevor he drawn by candle 1 quires the art so completely that his , cr lamp light, erin a room where there ! limbs move with little effort, his body \ is a fire.    I    seems    to adapt itself to every condition j 28 Sand. in place of i he used on the floors of ....____________ ure than a task So in the I taking up one security at a higher rate of interest and issuing another at a lower rate. Oar 4| per cents is the hest investment afforded by any national ic-curdy iii the world. Til It WHIb&Y PUSCH IX VIRGINIA. I he legal device adopted by the Virginia Legislature to rcpVni.-h the State treasury by taiing whisky and beer at so much per drink, the number of drinks sold to be ascertained by the use of a bell-punch, is a subject for merriment na well as denunciation. A Virginia paper say6 “ it ’’ is unconstitutional. Now whether the pronoun stands for the phrase “ drinking whisky or beer.’’ and “ unconstitutional " means that the ase of either is hartful to the health of tLe imbiber ; or whether the said pronoun “ it " represents the tax. and “ unconstitutional " means that it is in violation of the organic law of the Mother of Presidents, we cannot determine. But a Virginia friend at oar elbow •ars that in either cane, the beD-panch is unnecessary, as the retail liquor trade down there is on “ tick," and that the chalk-marks on the bardier will as truly represent the camber of drinks sold as will any bell punch. CONGRESS AND MONOPOLI ES. In so far as it may be within the con-stitati mal power of Congress or of State legislatures to restrain the great monopolies of the country from impositions upon the people, there should be neither delay not hesitancy in doing it The Granger movement, having for it* immediate object the protection of the lent idea of fixing upon a certain day farmer from the onorou9 exaction* of on which all are lo unite in burning, is railroad companies, has not been a suc-erroneous, as it is imp <es-ih!c to tell what cess. In dose connection with the kind of weather it will he on a certain railroad companiea. we now have, just important, *!* it should on the eve of a European war, when earning buroed whtn ii is dry, and when telegraphic communication between the to write. His first “pot hooks and » tb‘re ** * •light wind. that the fire may countries will be of the greatest imprr-hangers" are hard to make and clumpy run br*sliJ.v 80 !hat tbe hoppers cannot lance, a combination of ocean cable enough when made:    ultimatelv. ^IV i 8et 001 the way. I do not regard it companies to raise the rates to be practice, the letters drop from the" pen M ver^ ‘mP°r{ant tbat tbe whole conn- < charged. This is insufferable, and of the ready writer almost automatical- j trjr sbou5d turned over in one day. should be abated if possible. We hope )y, like coins from under the pre*s ' *8 *hey do not travel far while ycun incuts of receivers be unde in Nicollet J county, has been quite generally signed j by the ci'izen* cf that eon Qty, and the fccuiiutent of the be that a vigorous fight against the common enemy can and w:il be made without any aid cf the State in the form of a bounty. .^paring the birds; and I believe every candid man will admii that the experiment has not been a success. The hoppers have continued to in-! crease, in spite of the birds, and now that we have our prairie gra.-j mostly : saved. I say let us try burning hoppers ; one *ear, at least, rind see how it will work. And now. Mr. Editor, if von will allow mc to make a Few suggestions about the time and manner of burning , the grass, I will bring this rather Ion" to every part of his body, to keep the ; , ptha. gasoline, cam- proper balance, and it is slow and pain- ; .cr l'} a c*0!>e' pen ti ne, ethereal oil. BU work. After long practice, he ac- ,    n. ^    place.    I    think    the    prcva- ! quires the NEW GOODS! A s’ock of NEV,' GOODS just received at MISS RICTIAKDS’ Millinery Store They will be sold at LOWER FIGURES ( than at any other place iii town. I off TERECIA ANDERSON, FASIIIOABLE OLOAK3DRESS-RAKER Over Bldg & Spicer s Drug Store, ALBERT LEA, -    Minn; JU i AT Leave orders With Stacy & Tyrer. SEED WHEAT. 4!    ] Lafe a limited quantity of fine seed from a new and unequaled variety of Ranch Wheat, put up in IJ lh. sack* which will be sent prepaid on receipt $1. The wheat is superior to the favorite Clawson variety, has a strong straw, and stands up well when growing. This seed is the product of experiments last year, from which the yield was at tile rate of 87 bushels of wheat to one bushel of seed. IL D. SMITH, 7mu    731    I ilk St * Washtiigton. MRS. JOHN STAGE’S MILLINERY STORE I EVERT DAX DURING THE PRESENT SEASON ALBERT LEA, MINN. WITH INCREASED FACILITIES FOB DOING BUSINESS, HE PROPOSES TO GIVE BETTER SATISFACTION! THAN EYER BEFORE. gj^y’Cash paid for Hides, Tallow, Ste., &c. TRY HIM ! MEAT MARKET WILLIAM TUNELL Again calls attention to his FINE MEAT MARKET, Where can be found at all times, choice cuts of Reef, Pork, Mutton, Sausage, Sfc. Also FISH, POULTRY, and WILD GAME in their season BROADWAY, near Armstrong's Bank-ALBERT LEA, -    MINN. sn* dus(,should nce<i,;<1 10 Lo,'P “ “prigla, walking, j *"‘a wca‘,,«r 11 * oil stores, druir I r*nnl“8> a,Kl    are    r»iher a pleas-1    >*» stores, cV'c. 29    Always    use a dosed lantern and never    allow    smoking in hay barns, stables warehouses, or in store where goods are closely packed. 30 Always keep shavings and fine kindling wood away from steam boilers and furnaces. 31. Keep lofts, cupboards, corners, boxes, ik'c . from greasy raps.    intellectual pursuits. The practiced 32.    Before    leaving your place of    acc°nntant    will    run    up    two    columns    of hnsiness, see    that all lights and fires .    5nurc;*    ut    11    time,    and    with    noapprecia- are out.    |    b,e effort give the correct amount; the :!3 See (hat your stovepipes enter eM'e™toced actor will conium paKe af- 1 ter page of hi* part, merely by reading it once or twice. And so illustrations The same truth is illustrated in every 1 ln re-ar(J to lhe %lme wh™ il oyjrht to In regard to the time handicraft, art, and business of lite,and hc burBed-1 thick fro,n the 15th to the not only in manual occupations, but in Congress will look to it. H»* Little BHL The Detroit Free Dress says :    Tb# man who failed to get his bill through' the legislature wa* eating dinner in »* Jefferson avenue restaurant yesterday. He felt bad and tr ad. as he bed been ak Lancing for a week or ten days. Sai/ he to the colored waiter : “loungman. don’t yon ever hive nothing to do with the Legislature." " No, sah, I won’t, sab,” was the reply “Because, when you think you’ve got em, you hain’t got ’em a? all.” “Jess so, aah—jess like you think you is walk in on de dock, when you la in de ribber all de time.” ** I went down there to jet a pine timber bill passed," continued the stranger as he opened another biscuit, “and I rn $100 out of pocket, and no bill.” ** Jess so. >ah." Fey wasn't on de pass when your bill came up.” “No, blast ’enit! I handed oui cigars by the thousand, talked soft and1 sweet, sat up eights until my bow ached, and I finally got a man interested. I talked, and he talked, and X thought that bill would scoot through like a saw leg over a dam " “Jess de same, nab, but dere’s where you got left behind. I s’pose." “ I don t know whether I wa* left behind or ahead, but I kept poking the man op, and he kept promising, and there I was all the time paying oui money as freely as a young fellow with his girl at a chicken show.” “ A million dollars don’t las’ no time ’tall ’round de hails of justice an’ legief loshun, sighed the waiter as he pushed the sugar-bowl nearer. “ \V cli, yesterday morning the luau came over to the hotel, face a yard ioeg; and says*he :    *    Mr.    Shoat    your    bill    bai been killed." and before I could recover from the cold chill that crept over mu he went on to tell me about Committee on the Whole, third reading objected titles and bodies, laid on the table, tots-j pension of the rules, moves to reeoosid-j cr, and a lot of other such stuff ” 25th of May the hest time, or a* soon as possible after they are hatched. HIGHEST PRICE PAID FOR HUMAN HAIR, an) Gents’ Chains fi-tfm same made to order. Also Ladies’ Switches, and all other work in that line. Organ.—A fine parlor or cLurcli organ for sale on long time, to responsible parties; or to rent. Apply to D G. Darker. S. M R. R. LANDS. These valuable lands which remain unsold, in Freeborn County, are still offered at low prices, and on easy terms. Now is the im e to secure Them. Inquire of the undersigned, to who also all moneys due the Trusteed on Lan Mortgages should be paid. No extensions of payments tchere taxes are not paid.    M. CONANT, Agt. of Trustees, Lacrosse, Wi s. PATRTVTS JBL xm. JBL JLilw JBL kj well in the chimney. The common practice of throwing creasy ratrs in corners and in wooden boxes, and using saw dust on floors, in place of sand, in places where oils are continually spilling, is very reprehensible, as many fires have occurred From spontaneous combustion From this cause; not only in the above named places, but also in dwelling'*, where creasy rags have been thrown in cupboards, under step*, and in other ont-of-the-way places Another most fruitful causo of fires is the placing of ashes in wooden boxes, barrels, and on wooden floors When notified by che Fire Wardens, the universal teply is, “ we are careful and rake up our ashes when they are cold." Little dreaming that ashes will retain live coals for a long while, and, moreover, will heat themselves. Medical Ski IL A good but we know not how reliable a story, is related of a venerable doctor. It was one of his rules never to have anything wasted, and, therefore if any prescription remained after the patient had died or recovered, lie would might be multiplied from every variety of professions. The same thing is true in the morals and dispositions of men. Repeated    » .    ,    . continuous truth telling make, it we- ■    ‘^‘cro-cneou,    compound that    sconce nod nature; frequent !,i„g makes it j    7* d "°*    ,?)"“"***    u,ember easier than spea king tic truth. The f    of lbenofcd    l*iis us a very sin- honest man becomes automatically so, and the thief learns to steal with equal facility. Iii these facts is found the basis of true education, which seeks to make right doing, right thinking, right living so habitual, that at last it 19 easier to be right than wrong. “ Y es, aah—dai s jess de way de? a1-president hayes.    !    Us    gees on sah. lie beam ’cm toil President Hayes made a very pleas- * bout dat committee of de hole, zn* susan t little speech at the National Deaf- pension of de table, an’ layio’ de Sift* on Mute College, in this city, the other * de winder sill I used to lit oex* flesh day. Although there are many deaf; to dc Legislachur, an’ I knows all 'hen I mute schools, this is the only institu em, sah." tion in the world where students re J «• Well, I can’t do anything,” Sadly ccive a thorough collegiate education j continued the man. 11 They hitched * Several of the students have been dog act to one end of my bTlf, a mask'- taught to talk a little, and a number of ; rat law    to the other, changed the tftl* ............. (    the graduates arc in the service of the It), ‘An    act to found an orphan aBjtSmS empty it    into    a    bottle    kept    tor the    pur-    I    K0U-rDment a* clerk a. I resident Hayes and rushed it up and down and around* pose, that    became    the    receptable    of    a    ■    , ^.8 * *Pecia^ interest rn the cause of | till the    darn thing got tired on! F. A. LEHMANN, Washington, I). C. 3 cud for Circular. Solicitor of Patent^ No Patent No Pay I lie* Sleep as a Medicine. A physician says that the cry for rest has always been louder than theory for food. Not that it io more important, but it is often harder to obtain. The best rest conics from sound sleep. Of two men or women, otherwise equal, the one who sleeps the better wilt be the more healthy and efficient. Sleep will do much to cure irritability of tem-pjr, peevishness and uneasiness. It will restore vigor to an overworked braiu It will build up and make strong a weak body. It will cure a headache. It will cure a broken spirit. It will cure sorrow. Indeed we might make a long list of nervous and other maladies that sleep will cure. The cure of sleeplessness requires a clean, good bed. Buffi-' cient exercise to promote weariness, pleasant occupation, good air, and not too warm a room ; a clear conscience, and avoidance of stimulants and narcotics For those who are overworked, haggard, nervous, who ^ass sleepless nights, we commend the adoption of such habits as will secure sleep ; otherwise life will he shorf, aud what there is of it sadly imperfect. The drudgery of the school room may drive the schoolmistresses of England and Wisconsin into insanity aud suicide, but the Canadian teachers thrive and grow fat on it. One of the big school boys of the Dominion asked his teacher one night if he could escort her from singing school, but she politely declined the offer. He neglected his studies, ran away from school, and put pins into his school mates. She finally lost patience and gave him a flogging. The boy told his father that the fair one whom he had courted had turned and whipped him* The indignant pareul sued the teacher and obtained a judgment of $3 50, which she paid. The next morning she remarked to her scholars :    “    I have whipped a booby soundly, which pleasure cost only three dollars and a half. Now, if any others of my scholars are inclined to imitate him, they will have the kindness to step fprward, receive the money and the flagging, and tjben we will go on with our studies. I am here to instruct you. not to be courted.” Nervousness will never kill off so plucky a schoolmistress There is some help for a ti the defects of fortune ; for if a man cannot attain to the length of his wishes, he may have bis remedy by cutting them shorted. ^   ___ ftsA deaf mute education, as he ha* a pretty j couldn’t go any further." I’ve bees little niece who is a mute The Prcsi- j Postmaster, and Town Librarian, an<f dent bears up remarkably well under I’ve laid out town ditches, and I’vfl gular fact, and asked him the reason for \ 0Dn<UPa®c® b*8 Pelion- lie re- been Deputy Constable and all that, it The doctor hesitated a little, and    his visitors with pleasant hut it didn’t make tiny different to then    replied that, though    in    ordinary    7^'ht>’’    and “»»***• 10 dl*P™« of    I hem out there—not a bit ” cases    he knew well whit    to. do, there    !    tbe,r case*    courteously but rapid-    ‘ Dat’s a fac’, sah. I sometime    be-' were    instances when all    Us    medical    !    ,lY* Said    he to a friend the other day :    licve dat de higher up a man gita    *e My ouly    regret is. that I cannot give    lower de folk* looks down'on him ” every worthy person an office who so- •* Well they laid me out, but 1*1! bf’ 1,CIts 11 ”    even    with    'em    jet.    I’ve got a chatter a double set or APPLICANTS. » mortgage on one of oar Country papers, See Schurz perhaps receives more and FII go home and tell the editor he'd applications for places than any other ( got to host into the crowd shout Mi Cabinet officer, among his tpplicanta [ columns a week of ITT fbreelosA ok him being a large number of his country- * in a minit!” As yet he has appointed no Ger- ]    “    Vee,    sah- skill failed. At such times'it was his custom to resort to the big bottle, ani leave nature and accident to accomplish the cure. “And will you believe it,” he said, “ some of my most brilliant successes have resulted from it I ” Our experience in journalism teaches U9 that there is nothing in this world that will so disgust and sicken the gen- 'es men. mans to office, bat there is, of course. eral reader as to learn, after wading I no reason why he should not do no through the particulars of an awful ac- provided the? have the requisite quali-cideiit, that there is a probability of the victim’s recovery. Some blunders are at once pardonable and amissing, hut others at times are hard to endure, and sometimes the clergy are caught nipping A pari*h- take the foreclose on hits like vou jess foreclosed os dat biscuit, ’predates de motive, sah, an’ I'm willin' to do all I k in. De bill is 50 e5*f*' float ions A jubilant office-seeker I 3^h—pay at de desk.” emerged from the Secretary’* office the! ,,---—---* other day, his face wreathed in smiles    ccan    wbo    bad    beard    and    read    a and, on being asked wftat success, he £reat detd about the blue glads euro, replied, “ First rate ! The Secretory ••■eluded that he would try it fur rheu-was very kind and promised to file my i mat*sw. He iceordingfy procured half application ’’ If he could have seen a d‘100 Panei» inserted them in tilt ioner who neveMwent through a sum- the hundreds of pigeon Tides in the ap- w*ndjw of bis lath-room, and took rn pointment-office filled with similar ap- J *on-bath,* according to the prescribed plications long since forgotten, he would | formula, fur three successive ds’yi. Hic have g^ne away exceedingly sorrowful j ‘•ii® bnd been away from borne, mer without complaining bitterly of the heat, much to the annoyance of his friends, at last took giek and died. His pastor was absent at the time, and did not hear of the sad event. On his return he met the son of the deceased, and unwittingly inquired, saying : “ Well, my friend, how docs your father bear the heat now ? ” Imagine his surprise at being told that fife father had been dead two months first of To he a cuccesful reprover ; convince men by substantial acts kindness that you love them. Adversity, like winter Weather, is of ase to all those vermine which the summer r»f pr^p^rty is apt to produce and fiOVTlbb. PRESIDENT HAYES RELIGION. Much Ins be<;n said alout President Hayes attending the Methodist church regularly every Sunday aith MTS. Hayes. The fact ii, the IY.*ti- when she returned she was delighted i to hear that the new cure had doc* her husband a wondrous amount of good. t He was cager fo have her see the new window, and she feit 6on*id£ftbfe curt-J oslty on the subject herself, hut ow ta. church out of his respect to better half who is a devout Methodist, dent like hie predecessor bes not got j tcrlnfr the ba,h-roon.. site bant int. . mach religion to .polk of, but goes to ; Si or laughter, which wM expkiJJ I t ,a moment later by her ejaculattos • aud to set a good example to his chil- WhV^^ioJev1*    I    ^ dren, most of whom arc with Lim. He ! c;eoQ’ * ” u\ a A in. approached a few days since by rf | ^ ’ . He dde?n ‘ (eel 80 »«» mw. clergyman iii reference to his religious From a boy’s compoaitioo on -convictions, and said that while he had j *• I eat my fuel. William’.    ■ the greatest reapettt for consistent ! off with a hatchet, and it ararat Christians, and for religion, he had death.’’ ;

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Publication: Albert Lea Freeborn County Standard

Location: Albert Lea, Minnesota

Issue Date: April 26, 1877