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Albert Lea Freeborn County Standard (Newspaper) - May 11, 1871, Albert Lea, Minnesota FREEBORX COIJW SMDARD; PUBLISHED KVIiUT THURSDAY. Terms, Per Year, In Advance, nr A -f inch inch iucli inch inoli ool- col. col. 1.00 I.fil) 2.-10 4.50 0.00 10.00 2.00 0.00 8.5013.00 3.001 ii.OOJ T.OOi 9.00 15.00 4.--.0' 10.0011 K OOJ2000 4.U') t; ool 10 18 00 The followine, in addition lo the above, will he strictly adhered lo IVofiMsinnal cards uf five lines or will be insert BC! nt Sli per year; SI extra for each additional line. Local ton cents line for trie imarliiMi. and five cenK per line lor cju'li .uliliti nuil iiixortion none taken uncl'T fil'ly c >nt.i Editorial noiii.'i'i, i by request, with :i to ii'lvcrMMiig bu-iiness, tiltoen cents per line. llelijriou.i and charitable notices, also nt' nail ivill be in- serted uitliout cluirjiu. Lsfrnl and Ctovuriinieut ntlvcrtisomonls will hj at ci'iiti per square for tha first insertion, an I per square for each additiond m'crtion Attorneys ordering in leg'il nilvei-iUo- uiciits arc regarded as accountable for the same, unless llif-ro an iigrecmcut to charge ihc sum? to .mother p.irty. Tran.xient .idvertisernonts nm.st be paid for in advance legal, when the affidavit of publication i.s givuii mid all others quar- terly. VOLUME 11. ALBERT LEA, MINNESOTA, THURSDAY, MAY 11, 1871. NUMBER 5. Jtgcnts. AG. WEDGE. T- ATTORNEY AT LAW, Land Collecting; Agent, Albert Lea, Minn. Office in 1'nion lilock over the Drug Store of Wedge Blacktner. Has a complete, and the only, abstract of title to all lands in Freobom County. Abstracts furnished and certified to as by law: and titles perfected upon reasonable terms. fnsure Fire.'{ OLD, RELIABLE COMPARES, AT ALBKRT LEA. BY C3-. -f Arrivals and Departures of .Malls at Albert Lea. E 4 S 1 K It X Departs daily at 1'2 xi. r. u. daily at 3 P.M. Arrirca daily at Arrives daily Agency of The Continental Life, of New York I-'MI vs. I'uot'i'n rv Kor. S M.y.. A pood r'ai-ni in ilie town of with to aci under cnliivation 80 ncres fenced a good stable, mid granary. Six miles from the village of Altleu. Price per acre. Apply to A. G. Wedge. A superior Farm of 200 acres, 100 prtii- e, anil 10 of timber, some improve- ments, at per aero. Land unsurpassed for quality. Apply to A. G. Wedge. One of I lie best, nnd the improved furm in the town of Curlston, tuo milu-> from the village of Aldcn. Price low, und terms Apply to A. (j. Wedgo. SOl'TIIKRX. Albert Lea and Forest City Departs day and Saturday at (i A. M. Ar- rives Tui.sd.iy and Kiiday nt 0 r. ji. Albert Lea and North wood. Arrives Sat- mrday at 1'2 M. Departs Saturday at 1 P. M. JfOM IIWKSTKBN. Albert Lea and r'rechorn Departs Mon- day, Wednesday and Friday at P. M. santu day at A. M. Albert Lea amlWascca. Doparti Satur- day at 7 A. M. Arrives Friday at 0 F. M. Mlll'l IIKRV. t T ea and Owntonim. Departs Mon day and Thui-day at 7 A. M. Arrives Tues- day and Friday at ti r. >i. Olncc hours, 8 to I'J A. M., and 1 to 8 p >i. Tittle Tables. KAU.KOAU. depart a. in. arrive n. in. a. ii'. p. m. p. m. p. m. arrive 7: lo p ni. MINNESOTA Going West. ar p. in. depart 4: 10 p. ni. Alden p. m. At tea p in. 2: JO p. m. i___ w p m. 7-'15 n. m. Connects at La with points on the upper and lower Mis- sissippi river: also with trains on the Mil- ?Waukee and St. Piufl Railway to and from Chicago, and the Dust. JU Fount.vin, with stages for t'hatfield .pM Preston. At Ramsey. witlWrains on the Milwnu- St. Pnul Kailway, to and from yt. MinniMpoli-s, M.-uikalo, St. 1'ctor, St. Cloud, and Mc-Giegor. ,At Wells, with '-tiigcs fur Winni-bnpo ity. Blue Em th Citv, Fail-mount, und CLARK W" THOMPSON, Genpr.il .Manager. J. II. GAUDNKK, Stipcrintoiuleut. ST. PUTt. RAFLWAV. trains on (lie Milwaukee nnd 8. Paul lliiilroncl fti-i-ivc nnd depart dailv, Sundays excepted. us t'ullms Arrivo. Austin Ramsey St. Paul P. M. I.S M. M. Depart. McGregor A. M. Austin Kniiiaey P. M. St. I'.llll i- I-, M. M. A. P. Ramsey, Austin r. M. Raui'-i-i McGregor P. M.__Austin____________ PUTER RAILWAY. OOINO Wr.ST GOING F.AST. Winona de A M ar p M 8t Charles 11 Rochester r M Ka-'son 1: 12 Owatonna ar Wascca 4.00 Si. ar de 11: 10 AM Star Lodge, No. A. F. A. M.. lias regular com- munications ut Albert Lea on the second and fourth. Wednesdays of each month. It.'U. BROWN, W. M. A. ,G. WEDGK, Sec. D Physicians. "H'S. WEDGE BLACKMKH, PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS, tLBFllT LEA, MlSSKSOTA. A. C. Wulpe, M. D. F. A. Blnckmor.M. D. Office in the Union Block. V M. D., "PHYSICIAN SURGEON. Ofiice first door south of the Post Offioc. Albert Lea, Minn, D ,R. E. S. OIBBrf, PHYSICIAN AND SL'RGEON, Oencvd, Minnesota. Office first door north of Post Office. LEASE, VETERINARY SURGEON, Treats horses successfully, no matter what tUe disease is. Oflicc at A. II. Street's Drug Store, Albert Lea, Minn. THE INSURANCE CO., OF NEW YORK, Offert unsurpassed inducements to persons wishing to insure their lives. For table rates of tho different kinds of policies issued, inquire of A G. Local Agent, -AKBEIVT. liEA. MINN. ALDEN, MINN. r in Green, Dried, Fruits, choice brands of Cigars Domestic Wines No. 28 Street, inn JLa Crosse 1858 JJ. HOGAN, WHOLESALE GROCER nnil COMMISSION MERCHANT. General Agent for the different Powder Manufacturers. Also Ely's Single and Double Water-Proof Caps Patent Shot, Hognn's Block, Front Street, Soyl La Crossc, Wis. One of the best Business Blocks in Albert Lea for f-alo at low figures-, nnd mostly on long time. Apply to A. G- Vt'eJgc. A nice cottniro House containing four i rooms. Mill; one .icru of ground, beautifully situated in one the most coiiunandtiig positions of Soui i Vlbert Lea, ill Ije sold g.-c.itl) below en, Vprdj to A. (i. Wedge. Dealers in BOOKS AND STATIONERY, No. 10 Main Street, La Crossc, Win. Agency for School Books, Smith's Amer- ican Organs, Prang's American Cromos, Howe's Serving Machines, und Lamb's Knitting Machines. 37yl (10RDOX LANG DON, V Wholesale Dealers in Foreign and Domestic WINES, LIQUORS, BOTTLED ALE, PORTER. No. 4, Front Street, La Crosse, ____--- Wis. Y 'o loan on fii'-t mortgage security. AppH at the olhce of A G. "JOHN A. LOVELY, A T T O 71 N R Y A T 1, A W OIK co a I the Court llon'e. ALIUCKT LEA. MINN. 8 Vl'ACY 6c TYUEli, Attorney at T Notaries Public, Real Estate and Collodion Agents. COXVIOVANVrNPr of all kind, at-cnrilely done, ackuouledg- nipnt-< lakin. administered, Tas.cs p. ml. Titles investigated. Lands luiujrht .mil sold. Viill pay particular uttui- tiivn lo colicclinjj. Ctiriu'r Clai k and Scwton St. Albert Lea. K. A. M. TuiEii. T7IR K DC K 1C K COC HK AXE, ATTORNEY AND COUNrfELOK At Law, nnd Notary Public. Broadway, Albert Lea, Minnesota. BKUV.N, LAND AND COLLECTING AODNT. Home-tend- pim-nred nt n.y oflit-e. Late Ui'i'I on Iliad. Information by letter or olli1 i ise. Itii iiislii-rl T repi ('Mem first-class Fire, Life, and Casualty In-uratice Companies. O 8C. 11IMKS. haviiii; jnii the Htaiid recently occupied bv (1 Hall as a .11 JE .1 T .11 R K K T Ispiepared In s-ujiply hia many friends vvithchiiice cut- at the cheapest rate. A complete -apply ill be kept consiaiitly on hand. Shop <m the cm nor of Broadway and William St.. opposite Hall's bank. Albeit Lea, Minn. .fi T T A good to be found at all times at the old Marke't on Clark Street, opposite Hall Burluuis' store. Albeit Lea. Minn. A. H. McMlLLEN. Si able. I nm ready at all times to supply orders for Single or Double rigs, according to the wants of my friends. Stables near the Webber House, Albert Lea, Minu. GILBEBT BARDEN, r Jfctvelers. r examine our gooda, of which wo have not room to name half, and we shall be happy to show theni, whether yon ir XE PRICE CASH STOKE. Cr REE N WOOD CUTLER, Dealers in Dry Goods, Clothing. Yankee Notions. Farnani's Block, Main Street, three doors west of Post Office, La Crosne, CITY STEAM BAKERY, F. OUTCESKLL CO.. Front Street. La Croshe. Wis. All kinds of Bread, Cakes, and Crackers at wholesale and retail. 37yl S. IIAXSCOM, Jobber and Dealer in BOOTS, SHOES, HATS. CATS, LALTES1 FURS, HOBKS. BUCK GOODS. At Prices. Corner Main und Third Sta LA CROSSE, WIS. H, ANCKLUOTH, Dealer in N HOME. n. L. Kobinson, Proprietor, ALBERT USA, MINNESOTA. TRAVELERS EXTBRTAIXED, And r.oarders, by the day or week, accom- modated. JllilUnery. AND PAUCY GOODS. MRS. A. M. TYRER Una now on hand the largest stock of Mil- linery and Fancy Gooda, LADIES' FUUNTSIIING AND TOILET ARTICLES, Ever offered in flic county. EVERY NOVELTY OF THE SEASON TO BE FOUND IN HER STOCK, which- was selected under her personal su- pervision in the Eastern Maikct, with a view to SL'IT ALL CLASSES. She still adheres to the old motto of QUICK SALES AND SMALL PROFITS. Anvlhinp in her line not found in her stock] will be ordered without extra charge. you want anything NICE AND CHEAP, REMEMBER THE PLACE, First door north of Union Block, ALBERT I.TU, AT LAST. lias refitted liis t DR UG STORE f and just received a splendid aud full stock of MEDICINES, CHEMICALS. PAINTS, OILS, VARNISH, DYE STUFFS, STATIONERY, Belle Aldcn's Travcnng Bag. A train" bound for St. Louis had just left the depot'of Bellcf'onttmie. when a entered tho smoking ear ntid I Which lie will soil for cash or ready pay a? 1 CHEAP as the CHEAPEST. He would particulaily call the attention of farmers to his large and One stock Lnrd, Whnlr, nutf MrtrJrine Oils. Best Machine Oil at Also a large stock of I'URE WINES AND LIQUORS for medical purposes. Thorough and com- petent clerks arc in attendance, and pre- hci-ijuion1! will be promptly and accurately filled nt all of the day or nijrbt. Store near the POJI Office, Broadway. Albert Lea, Minn. A. H. STREET. M. B- 1 Analytical Chemist. JB. Isprague. It is evident you've got the lady's satchel. And what was there in yours." i "Don't bring up 1 said Dick'. Cigars a hair brush, a 'V'.U i pack of cards, poeket-flnfck and a tooth- laid his hand upon the nt disputable. If I travelingeompamoti a tall, handopinc- ;im Dy that bagi am a ]os, man And this I took for a clean shirt." and Pir-k held up n frilled pud fluterl suck, s-uch as do duty for more est'n- sive niglit with ladies when (raveling. I'd like to see Angelica when she opens my satchel." And Diok'feil to musing, with the- slipper perched on two fingers, and the frillc-d white lace spread out tenderly on his knees. In the upper apartment "of a hand- some mansion in St. Louis, on the cvo- i ning of the d.iy our heroine first made the reader's acquaintance, beautiful Belle Alden, the petted and only daugh- ter of the house, sat contemplating the 1 various articles her confidential maid j was disposing on the ta- ken from no less receptacle that Dick 1 Marcy'n traveling bag. The cards and c'gar case lay side by side, and a highly bcented party they wore. What's iu the little silver flask. said the fair mistress. Brandy, madam." replied the maid. fie can't be very dissipated to el with such a little buttle. j in case of sickness, I returned Belle. It's iny belief." said Rosa, who was a fehrewd srirl. that the gentleman was uiun of thirty, who sat inuMiifily blow ing ol'iinckc into the air. said the now comer, "It1 you want to see at once thv swcatuat and sad'lost sight you ever u'" into the lust car but ona on the train There's an emigrant Gonn.ni woman with four little children, and durint; the afternoon the; younaest ti bjby, hub rlied. The tnofhur and the oldur chil dren are interrupted smoker, the sadness of such a scene, but where i.s the sweetness via spoke I'rrr coming to that. Tho whole- party have been taken in change by a young lady. Such a beauty She's dried the mother's tears, and the children's nnses. She's a dhinity She only needs a few feathers on her shoulder blades to make a full fledged angel of her. If I was not a married man, I'd never leave her till I'd niadt; Mrs. Angelica Townsend of her. That's a speech which I shall faith- fully report to Mrs Allies said the gontleman addressed as Mur- ey, rising. I shall go ;tnd my eyes on this beautiful St.iter of and." lie added, tukiug hi.v traveling saehel and from the rack, "as we stop at the next station which is due in ten minutes. I may as well take my traps through with me and join you on the platform." V Qr -d not gQ Thus Richard Marcy threw r, >xcuse (he cardfe the bljt_ his oh.-iwl over Ins shoulder aud saun- i tered leisurely through the long rushing blindly and calmly to his i'ate j For, as he L'nUred the h-id fep-ik MI. with infant jn her o.-t .--iltnily we.-jilnjr over lit tie dc-ul f.ce. i Tin- children. i in S'lirow abinit iittn: dead; brother, 'va.s inJouci a touchiiii; j spectacle But .stin'lliijr beside t hit in j was the divinity of Town.scnd's ad- miration. j Shi' was a tall, sk'nJor yirl uf i.-iuht- oen.wiih and hair j n he entiTi'd the car, speak- her lovely i'-iee ami the Miiall mouth a beautilul Mjt uf turned 1 e'v it hiiijily tr- w.nd tin- t.il! straniror ;it tlie j und s'lid the sweet vyire. thii p-iiir utm.un. friend le.-s, no English, with fnur little children, w.is uxjiec-tinjr to fitnl rlc At St. Louis, to support ll' iiYthinyr hid -ji.ne nvil uitii her it would h ive bi en bird: but uirh li'-r little dcMil b iby and hjarl.- -lie ia ccrtciinly a dcsurv ihtr ohji-ct n( fli.iritv ami T prop xe th.it all in the car. Richard watched the blunder figure in jrray srathorinp the money, and. lonk- inj; at the plaid cap in flliite jeweled fingers, he bethought him of his dona- tion, and steppinjr to the se.it tin; beau- ty had occupied, he laid his satchel and shawl upon a family of its kind, belonging to tho angel in gray, and took from his pocket n ton dollar bill, which heplacf-d in the little hand that re- turned his Further damage the poor fellow recoived. when a sini.u and warmly worded thanks for his contribu- tion were dealt from the beautiful mouth. Dick was in the midst of an elabo- rate reply, when the- cars stopped. lie lingered yet another moment, sehcd his satchel and shawl with his eyes on the face of his charmer, and then, even UK the ears were again in motion, he bethought himself of tho doctor, and hurriedly left the cars and joined his friend on the platform 1 Well." ejaculated the worthy, I pnor immigrant wo- j th.it Rosa? loo. for he gave a man ten dollaro. For at th.it moment Rjta held between lie" fingers a letter. Whether it was wrong to read ger's letter vexed Uelle a moment. her eye glanced at the superscription and hand writing Why. of all exclaimed the delighted girl, seizing the letter. "Why Rosa, this is Jenny Marcy's -writing. anil adilivhsed to Richard i only darling was in Eu- j rope when we two graduated at Madam llctter's. in Brooklyn.'' Belle read rapidly till she reached the middle of the letter, when .she burst j into ii merry laugh. i Hear K'jfa the said, and she i re id Irmu the letter. i Above all Dick, drar, dou't fail, while in St. Luui-. to sec my best Inoud and Bella Alden. I I know will fall in Jove with her, for being the best irirl in the world. a buautv aud an lieii'e.-s. and fath- er's, choice all others for his son's wile. I to talk it over at liouic. hoped that Bella would not man-} j before came home from Europe. I She is lull as anxious to know you. and v.ears your hair and mine in a locket j l.ithcr gave her liibt year. Ghe her lots of love, and beg her to overlook j vour many imperfections for the sake of. her old schoolfellow. Jenny." I "'J hen this gentleman is. of course. Miss Jenny's brother." said Rosa, "and what will the say when she hears of! your having met in a romantic way 1 to tell her ol it till I go to New Vi.ik this fall." safd Belle, i Perhaps her brother will call." I But in this supposition Belle was j wrong. The months pasted, and she j .-aw no more of the golden headed Rieharda. And she carefully separated the yel- low loek iu the lit Lie keepsake from the dark tress of Jenny's, nnd put it back into its place alone, while another locket held a bit of Jenny's And somehow. Belle looked very, very often at the wee curl, and she'never did so but the restof the handsome head sprang up the locket; and she would sit and contemplate the picture her laucy wrought for her. little dicaming the in- terest she was allowing to grow in her bosom for Jenny's brother. lift he fall, Belle and her father went to New York, and the first day after her arrival found her sitting with her old friend, who. after the evasive meet- ing, sat down to empty her soul. I am so glad you are here this Jenny said, because I'm to be married in October, and I have always 'your- friend- and see yon married; and-theniFUJ off to winter iiii Paris. I'm done with, love on- my owm account. It's positively awful." And so Belle thought, na she looked at her old slipper anil "love lying be- neath a globe on either side of the faith- ful Richard's mantle. said Betlc, "since he desires only to meet me on the morning of the wedding, so it shall be. I will be in- troduced only we are leaving the house, and he can do as ha-pleases about continuing the acquaintance afterward." Belle was radiant with happiness when she returned to her father's, and delighted bis fond heart by the for she had been very quiet of late. Jenny and Bello chopped and talked and visited together for the next few days, and when the eventful morning arrived, and amid a bevy of beautiful, girls, Belle bhonc like a queen, the bride was eclipsed, and delightfully ac- knowledged it. Oh, she said; I lonf? to have old stoical. Dick see you. Hark I' there's his step. Come into the neit room now and be introduced. Don't wait till tho carriages is Lour yet." And Belle, .with a beiting heart, swept through the door, and stood even as Dick first saw her, only in place of' the gray traveling dress, a magnificent white satin fell in rich folds about and upon her lovely white fay the turquois locket that hold Dick's golden Upon the beautiful head crowned by its, chestnut hair, a coronal of pearls added to that grace and beau- ty of an image that, shrined in Dick's heart, was already an angel. Belle did not look op. bat she felt the presence, as liichsrd Marcy came up and was introduced to little Jenny's old school-mate. Then as he held out his hand, she raised her eyes, and laid her tiny hauil in his, and said I think we had better rectify that mistake about the traveling bags. Mr. Marcy Good Heavens. Jenny." said Dick Marcy. Why didn't you tell me that vour friend. Belle was my angel of mer- cy "Because I didn't know till last night, and then Belle made me promise not to tell. And besides, you didn't want to meet the freckled tchool-girt til! it WPS positively re- turned Jenny mischievously It would be hard to say which of the- four that made Jenny's bridal parcy was the happiest that day. Dick did not go to Paris that winter. He found that St. Louis contained moro attraction than any foreign city. But the next fall will see Dick and Belle on their wedding tour, and lie vows he will have the two lOHiantic traveling bags brushed up for the occa- sion. Dr. who isto be along, sovs he knew the minute he saw the girl the would one day be Angelica, as he felt it in the air." ClilVUitlVVJU J. J bcp-in to believe you'd cmicludod to co been crazy to have you for ft iridcduiaid. i .ind bury the dead baby, and make protecting beauty Mrs. Angelica Marcy. Isn't she a stunner returned his friend, don't use slang in spoakinor of the nn- ble He looked after the train just disappe irintr in the distance. I wish to continued, "I'd remained aboard. How stupid 1 was to leave it. I miglit have learned her name and residence. And "Now. in all broke in the doctor. you'll never meet her in this vale of' tears. But you'll know her in Heaven, if you behave yourself well enough to get there., by her wings; she'lhiave the biggest of them all, see- in'1- they've commenced to sprout on earth." And thus rallying his thoroughly cap- tivated friend, the two made their way to the, house of an aquaintance with whom they were to remain that nijiht. and go on the next day to their desti- Louis. After the first salutation our hero went to his room to remove some of the evidences of his long ride from New York. He had removed his coat, vest and collar, he had splashed and soaped and washed, till his damp curls clung close to his shapely head, when he made a startling discovery. Flushed and breathless, he burst into tho next room upon his friends. he cried whivt upon earth do you suppose 1 I've got the wrong'bag; I've exchanged bags with the '.Aiigel of. Mercy.' Look tho BHpper. See the thimble. (Tontora- (he glove. the i :ma 1S to bu Belle brushed But Dick has fallen h-ipelestly, mad- ly in love." Belle turncil pale. Yes, I was d i cad fully provoked when he passed through St. Louis, and never went near you But he went wild over some lady ho met on that fa-' ta.1 trip. lie will talk to me for hours of An- gelica. And when I have spoken of you he has positively rude, and asked me to have done bothering him about mv freckled school know your picture shows freckles j but bless me, you liavn't any now And your picture don't look any more like you than it does me, not a bit." But tell me." said Bello, is your brother.engaged to this lady Why, dear heart, he don't know her name. He just found some of her old clothes somewhere. He's got her old slippers under a glas.s case he's got her gloves stuffed under anoth- er he's got her nightgown done up in lavender; he's got her gold thimble hung on his watch chain and I do be- lieve he's got a hair brush anH some hair pins next to hi.s heart! Oh, its folly to interfere! He's beyond all hope! I did think the excitement of my wedding would wean him from it, but not a bi't of it. He looked at my new things as calni'y as an oyster, aud only not kind of me to repeat it broke off Jenny. "What was it he said inquired Bello, laughing now Don't stand op with fear for my feelingc." Why, he said, I'll A Witch Hunter. A singular old gentleman named Da- vid Tonkery. and known as Old Toiik- ery." recently died at his house in a wild ravine near Riga, in tin? vicinity of Ameniii.N. Y. where he came from, but when he came he brought money with him. with whicli ho bought a tract of land about one hundred acres in extent. He hardly ever to any one on any subject but that of witches, in 'whom he bo- lievcd fiimly that he would let no black-eved woman enter his house, or indeed c-mic ne-ir it. for he them on account of their peculiar rela- tion with the Old Harry. Overmore. he kept a rifle constantly loaded object waf to slay any witch who might ap'pear. lie had even placed a water- wheel over a stream running by hisder, in order to shake witches to death. In- deed it was his great study to free him- self from these pests to society. He ncvnr harmed any one except a poor old woman, who, in searching for her lost cow, stood on a fence and looked over his srround On that night a storm blew down a grove of his chestnut trees wherefore, he watched for the old lady, caught her. and cut a cross on her fore- head. to kill the iu her." as he said When he died his property was taken by the town authorities aud converted to the use of the poor. Took It Easy. Lately. Louis, a pair of Bis- marck's were playing a duet on a card table, with an accompaniment by Gam- brinus. in an uptown saloon, when third Teuton entered excitedly, and ad- dressing one of the players, he said Shinglebergen.your hoss'n vagon is run away." Ish dot so Vy you don't shtop him up a leedle Coz he vash more ash haaf a away before I see him." How you know he vash iny hoss'n vaggon Vy. he had your name on de vag- gon Ish dot so? Veil, you dink you pooty s-chmart, aint it? But dot ibh not my vaggon it ish my vife's hoss'n vaggon. Hurry Shake (lo his partner) and blay out dish game. If dat hoss'n vagsion git smashed up. veil I go homo der night, my vifc vill kill me hell Co- lumbus." How to Cheat the Doctor. A soldier, a patient in Herbert Hos- pital. Kiialand, a fow days ago, wrote the following advice to a comrade: "1're- v.ous to going to hospital rub your tongue with chalk, ready for the word, put out your tongue then, when the doctor is going to fed your pulse, be sure to knock your elbow against-tho wall, and it will beat to any number in a minute; then, if you wish to perse- vere to bo an invalid, be on the look- out for a friend to bring you a bit of raw bullock's liver every morning, in order to spit blond for the doctor; of course have a little bit of the liver in your mouth, under your your tongue, fresh, ready for him when he comes round the ward, and have a good pieco ready to spit out for him when he ap- proaches your cot; thei> give great sigh and a groan, apf are sure to be ordered limb, rice pudding, -7 o In fact you 3 VT land for the rpT f ing. wh' pond _ even 5 S _ pital 3 f INEWSPAPERif Minn., April 2o, 1870. EWSPAPER