Hutchinson News, October 18, 1890

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October 18, 1890

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Hutchinson News (Newspaper) - October 18, 1890, Hutchinson, Kansas HUTCHINSON DAILY NEWS: SATURDAY JIOBNING. OCTOBER 18.1890. 1ARGE MEN ON PARADE, A PROCESSION OF GIANTS IN PAGEANT AT BRUSSELS. Am ItltarestlDK I>c.erlptlnn of n Very . AmuilBg Sp*et�cle Illuntriitlve nf l*op-nlkr L�gende In Belgium ~ Genuine Mountain, of Fle.h In Cn.tuniei*. For greeks the foreign renders of Brussels newspapers must have been puzzled by meeting with paragraphs �uch as "Antlgon and his wife Pallas have arrived and taken up their quartern at tho town stores," for "Goliath, his wife, Mid their son aro expected to-night, and will-lodge at tho Communal school, No, 0," and tho like. Tho fact is that a general mooting of tho giant* and other representatives of popular legends of all the towns of Belgium hud lioon arranged as ono of tho principal features ot the great national fetes, and it was certainly not tho loast interesting feat lire of them Wo had tho privilege of seeing them all -from grave to gay, from tho tallest down to tho smallest-walk together in ��� a cortego such or was never seen before, and which will not bo soon forgotten to thoso who witnessed it. Tho origin of tho giants dates, of Co_i i>, from very remote times, and the quaintest legends are attached to them Considerable expenso and troublo havo bean incurred to dress thorn well for tho solemnity, and they looked, indeed,very neat and smart. Numerous musical bands were interspersed among tho cortege, which was ushered in by gendarmes on horseback, and opened with ....... . c__ Vv,ir.^i rtmsrw.- ly until nbout 10 o'clock, when a large rattlesnake;, which was coiled up under the edge of tho wood, bit him three rimes in rapid succession on the hand and ann. Tho poor, unfortunate man was three or four miles from a habitation, and had nothing at hand to counteract the fatal poison. Snddenly, however, his eyes fell upon a familiar little vine, known as the Arizona rattlesnake vine. Ho had prospected in Arizona years ago and know of the virtues of this little fine leaved milk weed vine, hut ho had no means of making tea of it. Nevertheless ho at once, as rapidly as possible, gathered a large bunch of it, lay down under tho shade of a small oak tree and began to chew it, swallow the juice and apply tho niasccrated leaves to tho bites. He grew dizzy and faint for a while, until tho medical qualities of -the weed began to take effect. Ho continued to hrw and swallow tho antidote, and the painful effects of the poison grew gradually less. At about . o'clock ho was ble to start, for home, where he arrived with but little inconvenience. lie con tinned tho remedy, and by 10 o'clock Tuesday night was to all intents aud purposes entirely recovered.-Pomona (Cal.) Times. Into tno ark one or every kinh,' aha so on, 'and one wife,' and turning over continued, 'she was 142 cubits long and 50 wide, built entirely of Cyprus wood and pitched inside nnd out.' Foh de Lawd's sakel What a woman!' exclaimed tho old darky, glancing wondoringly over tho book at his grinning class. He pansed and pondered over tho wonderful dimensions of Noah's wifo for many minutes, and then said: Boys, we musn't doubt anythta' tho book says, but take it as the other passage fnrdor on, which says, 'We aro fearftdly and wonderfully made.'"- Pittsburg  Dispatch. Courtesy. Courtesy nevor obliges one to give up principles. Courtesy often obliges ono to alter his own methods, to remain silent, in tho faco of error, and even pos sibly to seem to hold his principles with laxity. Denominational courtesies frequently prompt a change of method in conducting a service of worship. I wss tho group of St. Michael, tho patron present ono Sunday morning iu a Metho-saint of Brussels, on horseback, followed dist church in Chicago in which a Con by the dragon, conducted by maidens, gregational minister preached. I was Tho historical carriage of the Amman of happy to notice that this minister knelt Brussels, with an escort of horsemen, in offering tho prayer. It was a fitting preceded a whole family of newly ere- recognition of tho customary postnro in Mod giants-the giants of tho future, prayer of tho brother whose pulpit he twenty small giants, eighteen caparisoned horses, the relatives of tho small giants and tho elastic giants. NOTED GIANTS. After these new fangled personages occupied, These courtesies may be carried so far lis to be a bit ridicnlons. I havo heard of | Biich an instance. Years ago a union servico of a Baptist church and of the came the genuine old Brussels giants- I Tabemaclo church of Salem, Mass., was Janneke, Mieko, Grandpapa. Grand mamma,My Uncle and tho Grand Turk. Very funny it is to see tho giants peep in at the first and second floors of tho houses which they pass, as if they were Wo find ont all family secrets. Tho people walking  underneath the giants and bearing them havo to do their task well too, for the movements of each giant must be in keeping with his character. An ogro (riant mnst movci like an ogre, and the motion of a funny giant mnst be funny. On a chariot followed little Manueken. surnamed "tho oldest burgess of Brussels." who did not seem too much fatigued from last Sunday's work, when ho served wine to tho people in tho fcamo way in which he acts every day as fountain in tho line de 1'Etnve. Mannekeu, who enjoys a yearly} income of aOllf. bequeathed to him many years ago by an old maid, which incomo serves to keep up his very varieti wardrobe (he is by turns an old nobleman, a civic guard and a burgess), bad put on his rich Louis XV costume, with the cross of St. Louis, which Lonis XV had conferred on hitn. A society bearing tho high sounding and ancient title of ."Sociote du Grand Sermcut Royal do 8t. Georges" preceded the pretty groups, "the mayor's entry into iho Tillage "tho villago wedding." and "the brin ing in of the harvest." The ancient workmen's society, tlie Companions of St. Lawrence, accompanied with becoming pride their giants Mieke and Janneke, and also the wheel of fortuno and the Moybooin, a tree which is erected every year in Brussels in commemoration of a repulse 000 years ago of the people of Ghent, who had come to at-t tuck the people of Brussels. ' FKATtJItES OF Till! MAItClt. J Xn quick succession moved now the societies of tho Humpbacks of the Anchor, tho old Guild of Fencers of St. Job, the "Cockchafer Hnnters,". with their music, and the colliers in working gear. And now came the turn of tho provincial giants nnd legends. First of them was tho famous Dondon of Mons, commemorating the triumph of Christianity. The giants of Nivolls, Argayin, his wifo, their son and tho horse CEdet had a very creditable appearance. The company of the Grand Sornieut from Hal walked beforo the giants from Graniuion'". Tho small town of Vilvord figured in the cortege with five giants and iis queer Oji Signorken, and Ath had s,'nt tiie complete biblical set, Goliath with his wife, the shepherd David and the devil. Great regrot was felt at the absence of the horse Boyaard from Tcrui'mde, but Alost, which has also a 1-oi-so l>yr.i.rd, has sent tho giants usually r.t tending ou it-Polydoor. Polydora and I'olydoor-ken. At tho request of tho organizing committee Tiirascon, in Franco, had consented to send its palladium, "La Tarasqno." once an anthropophngist mun Bter, said to have been tamed and cured of its bad habits by St. Martha, who had gone with Mary Magdalen to Tarascon to convert the people there to Christianity. Two very fierce looking giants were those from Nieuport and Husselt, the lost called "De lango man," and long indeed ho is.-Brussels Cor. London Times. V�i-y Proud. Inventors are often troublesome to lesser individuals. "How proud yon must be of your husband's invention," ,aaid some ono to the wifo of a talented mechanic, "yes, 1 suppose 1 am," was the grudging reply, "but just now 1 am only relieved at having tho thing coin pleted. For the last year 1 havo beeu occupied in picking up wheels Bud screws, scattered all over the house, and rubbing out drawings of cogs and cranks on the fly loaves of books."-Youth's Companion, _____ _ held in tho Tabernacle housoof worship. member of tho Tabernacle church offered prayer. The prayer was somewhat autobiographic: "Thou knowest that hero my father worshiped; that hero I was converted; that here 1 was bap-linptlzed, no, Lord-sprinkled." I am confident that no Baptist brother would have been offended if the Congregational brother had failed to recognize Baptist views as to baptism. Maintain your principles; neglect not your courtesies.-Cor. Chicago Advance. One Wat or Looking nt It. The British soldiers invaded Connect! cut in 1778, nnd during their march through Fairfield village amused themselves by sett ing firotoall the public nnd many private buildings', all of which wero totally destroyed. Among the former was the Congregational church, at that time even a landmark by reason of its age. Tho good people were incensed at tho proceeding, as they felt that the application of the match to churches was uncalled for; but they were powerless to prevent it. They could simply look on while the structure was consuming. In duo timo another church was built on the same site, and it was used down tlirough tho decades till early in June, 1890, when in some mysterious way it took fire and was destroyed. This circumstance, while it is a perplexing one. proves to have had one fort-nnaie phase, i. c.. it gave the society an opportunity, if there was any consolation in it, to make things even iu part as regarded tho old Bcore, nnd in this way: Somo years ago the chnrch committee were instructed to insure the church property. They did so, placing a portion of tho amount with American compenies, but tho larger share with a British company. In the insurance ad ustment tho latter company was called on to pay, which it did promptly, the sum of $1.1,000. One hundred and ten years was a long time, but the church realizing the truth of an old saying, Everything comes to them who wait," have as their reward tho consciousness of having made-iu part at least-old accounts square.-New York Tribune. A Craze for ltlncn. Men aro wearing a great many rings. It's so English, you know, aud it is no uncommon thing to count four or five handsomo rings upon tho bauds of-fault-lessly attired young men. I saw a man the oilier day who wore a diamond, emerald and ruby ring, with a second one studded with one big diamond on the third finger of his right hand, and a snake ring and a flashing sapphire on the little finger of his left. His shining patent leathers prevented one from see ing whether he wore bells on his toes. A man sat opposite me in a street car a day or two since who wore a diamond nearly if not quite ies big as fbo headlight of a locomotive, and ho constantly tapped with his gem incrusted fingers upon the seat, anil the whole place was filled with a great light, so that the eyes of all beholders were dazzled. Thumb rings aro constantly growing in favor bolh with men and women. They are supposed to be mascots and tho superstitious cultivate them. Nellie Bly, or Miss Cochrane, as she prefers to be called, wears one.-N^r York Cor. Chicago Herald. Point of Hunger In Infection. DtHeasc. Measles is most infectious in the earlier stages, nnd it is often too late to take precautions when the disease is fully developed. Scarlet fever is moBt dangerous in the convalescent stage, when tho skin is peeling, and terrible risks are often run by children being taken out and about without sufficient precautions being taken to insure tho safety of those with whom they may chance to come in contact. With whooping cough there is but little danger in the open air, unless the children are in actual contact, but great risk in being shut up in tho same atmosphere, either in a close room or a railway carriage.- Exchange. Aluminum tho Rarest Metal. Alnminmn is now the rarest metal in the world, although it is the most useful, and the earth from which it can be reduced is found nil over tho globe-in Ohio as well as far off India. Tho largest piece of aluminum in the world is the cap of the Washington monument. This weighs 100 onnces. A larger piece of tho metal has never been produced. Not many years ago a Washington chemist discovered a process for the production of the metal. He thought it was perfect, and found no difficulty in getting |T>00,000 to back him up. A huge plant was erected in Tennessee and work was commenced but no aluminum was produced. Tho professor's theory and experiments were all good enough, but they did not work upon a large scale. There have been dozens of like experiences, and thou sands of men aro today trying to discover the perfect method lhat will he commercially practicable.-New York Telegram. LIFE'S ONWAHD CURRENT. Forever onwnnl I. the- march- From beoBtly hoof to hand- From siivnpi! to the seer and Rag-- From wuirinn type, to man: From man lu ntiRel-limitless As aro tho Marry spheres- Progression hath not halt nor bound Xn God's eternal years) From dnrkr�t cloud the lightning flaab. From uothhiK-Hfo Divine, From gloom to glory i� the law. The unvarying design. A world of Rood Invito* our eyes, And charms tho willing mind-But ho who only miner, finds Blasphemes the life Divine. No treacherous gift was llfo to man, With deadly hato concealed, For Love Divine tho method planned. And all will bo revealed When o'er the clouds that hover here The risen soul surveys The mansions of tho eternal spheres. The land of endless days. -The Arena. account, "uno day no wasmenii-nui v. Ms elders, as ho gavo the following *amod exposition to a littlo cousin. Boy Blno held 11:1 tipple tree branch in nie hand, and began enlarging upon its peculiarities. Now, Tommy," said he, "see how -?cry curious this is. There iBti't often So many pistils in the middle, but this ?s a rare specimen, and it's got, I should think, as many ns fifty. Tho petals, yon .otice, aro pinkish. It isn't often yon sind ono yellow orh'ine, but if you should rou'd send it to some professor and he'd lame it after you. Perhaps he'd call it '.he Tommy-ania. "Then here ore tho leaven. You'd �ay, if you didn't know anything about ootany, that they wero netted veined; but look n littlo closer"- Here Boy Blno himself looked a littlo closer, and found that ho woo not stating a fact. J. M. THOMSON, Prop. Catclilng Trnlu. In Chicago. Chicago's hardest worked people are the ones living in tho suburbs. Lifo to them means just ono thing, and that is to catch a train." A man's business, n woman's shopping, patience, pleasure, prido is built up around that ono idea, and everything is sacrificed to it. Rushing down Lake street Saturday night was n short, fleshy man and a big round watermelon. The watermelon was carried by a manufactured rope harness, and the scale was about evenly balanced. Sometimes the man was a little the heaviest, and then again the watermelon would swing the man oil the ground, but both were in perfect harmony as to the one idea. Whilo the swinging motion accelerated speed it was a decidedly dangerous thoroughfare for people not governed by this axle in the wheel of life. As the watermelon and the man reached one of those magnificent Btone portals that is an index to the grandeur of the depot at the foot of Lake Btreet the train whistled. Tho entrance was narrow. There was not room for the watermelon, the man and the idea. The balance happened to be on the side of the man, he being held down by the idea. The watermelon in the air swung against the carved stone. Man, balance and idea hit tho other side. The watermelon got the worst of it. It waB a rock that most anything wonld split upon. Harmony and tho combination was broken. With a gasp and a look the man threw Uio rope harness in with the rich red lusciousness of the wrecked watermelon, gathered up his balance and idea and rushed on. The watermelon was sacrificed, but he caught his train.-Chicago Herald. I do blievo this is netted," he ex- Columns, Lintels, Girders, I Beame.^Ba-h Weights, Bouse; Fronts In any CmI�� claimed, recovering his Belt possession with the coolness of a true scientist. "I shall havo to press this spec'men and label it 'rare, very rare indeed.' Now, observe how fow leaves is on this stem. Only six or seven, you'll find; never more than seven. One, two"- As tho young lecturer proceeded he found his prophecy was to bo belied. That, however, did not daunt him. Calmly stripping off tho superfluous leaves ho wont on connting nnd announced in triumph: "Sevenl I told you Oh, Tommy, it's a great comfort to be a real botanist!"-Youth's Companion. Architectural Iron Work a specialty. Classes Machinery Repaired, Give me a call. Engines, Stoam Pumps and all Batlsiaotlon gu&ranteodj Office and Works, South Hutchinson. Telephone 185 J. W. Kanaga & Co., Are always to the lead with a full line of Money Invested In Klectrlclty. Sonic recent authentic statistics show tho extent to which the electric lightin, industry has grown, in this country. The returns from about 1,400 central stations aggregate acapita! stock of $119,000,000, aud this may be taken to be very near tho amount actually invested, as the plants, owing to increases and reconstructions, frequently represent much more than the nominal share capital. These stations have a capacity of 137,000 arc lights and 1,500,000 incandescent, of 10 candle power, and tho dynamos which supply current for these lights are operated by engines of 356,755 horse power.- New York Post. Extraordinary Deaths. Lely died of jealousy at the success of Sir Godfrey Kneller. Elphinstono died of a broken heart over the result of tho battlo of Flodden. Tho Emperor Frederick HI and his son, Maximilian I, both died from eating too heartily of melons. Nalentia, the Spanish theologian, died because he was accused by tho pope of having falsified a passage in St. Augus tine. Cheke, the great English scholar, died of grief at having been perverted from his religious belief. It is said that after Malherbe, the great French writer, had been dead over an hour that he raised tho drapery and reproved one of the watchers for using a word that was hardly puro French! Alonzo Cano, the French painter and sculptor of tho Seventeenth century, is aid to have had such a fine sense of precision and symmetry that he refused to kiss a poorly executed crucifix, even though on his deathbed. Angeleri, a Milanese actor, was so overcome by the enthusiastic reception accorded him on his first appearanco in Naples that ho literally died of joy bo-fore the conclusion of the evening's entertainment.-St, Louis Republic. Repaying n Joke. An incident occurred recently at the Roosevelt street ferry office which illustrates how ono man can make another's life miserable with littlo exertion. One evening the collector shoved out to a passenger thirty-two three cent pieces and one cent in exchange for a dollar, after deducting tho fare, which was three cents. Tho collector grinned nnd thought he had played a good joke on the passenger, who took the money without a protest, bnt made up his mind to get even with the joker if possible. He thought hard for three days, and at last hit on a scheme. Sharpening the IgUGrABS, ALL GRADES! end of a file he nicked one side of each | ""-*~> **�**" ^^^^ three cents. Every morning and evening in going to and from hia work he placed a three cent piece in the palm of his hand and slapped it firmly down in front of the collector. At theso times there was always a rush. In his hurry the collector tried to slide tho money along with the Hps of his fingers, hut it stuck fast. Then he resorted to his finger nails, inut- ________________ tering blessings on th  head of tho man I the continued favor of all, who annoyed him. This was kept up I Telephone 78. for thirty-two days until tho nickel pieces were all exhausted. But even to this day tho collector always picks up a three cent pieco with h is finger nails, so strong has tho'habit. become.-Ernest Jarrold in New York Journal. Staole and Fancv Groceries We keep the bes� ^rfuids of Flom, Oom Heal, Oat Flakes and Graham, ^ always pure and ireet A complete line of _ Uncolored Green and Black Teas! From (be cheapest Tea Dust to the finest Imperial, Gunpowder, Buket Jsps and Blaok Teas. CANNED GOODS, STANDARD BRANDS J1 A fine assortment of the celebrated Monarch Brands of old Government Java, Arabian Mocha and the still more celebrated Chase and Banborn oom Unation of Hochs and Java in two pound cans, Finest Coffee In the world. Queensware, - Glassware - and - Stoneware! Haveland China, Fine Lamps, Lamp Fixtures, Hereon and Redwing Pottery. Thanking out patrons, one and all, for past favors, we shall to the best ot ou ability, by honest and fair dealing, by jnst weights and full measure, strive to merit d. W. KANAGA & CO., 26 H MAIN {Jtiiekly I.oeatml. Visitor (at Fashion Luke)-Can you tell mo where I cun find Mr. Citinuin? Bontrnmi-1 sold him a yot las' week, au' I guests you'll find him aboard, i . Visitor-Sailing/ . Bo'tttuuii) -- No. Pumping! - Uood Havre. _ A cur* far Snalto iilte*. A gentloman from the vicinity of Dal--tan canyon informed a reporter that  very exciting little episode occurred up i(j that canyon on Tuesday, and on* vrhlob promised for a time to re-jsfilt in toe horrible doath of a wood chopper, whoee name ho was unable to , lewo. The man hod been cutting stove wood for some days, and liud four or , Jly�cpr�a^f wooil" yllpl up in dtSferent Suveil the Seeil l'ou. anil the Chlrtteun, A citi_en of Lee county tells the following story: "1 planted a lot of English peas. Ono day the chickens got in tho garden, scratched them up and ate them, i didn't have time just then to send to town after more pea seed to plant, so I decided to cut the chickens' craws open, take the see- out and plant the_i. I did that; then I sewed up the craws with a common needle and thread. I never saw a finer crop ot English peas than 1 raised that spring, and 1 think thoso chickens were the best I ever tasted. For, be it known, the chickens lived and grew to be of good size."-Savannah News. _ In tho house of a small milliner in Dublin there was a per. monkey. One day in the same room with him was placed a basket of kittens, and on the fire his mistress had put some soiip composed principally of mutton, Having occasion to go out for a moment, ns soon os her hack was turned the monkey fished out the meat, ato it, and substituted tho kittens for the mutton he had stolen. _t HI. Foitb Failed. "I remember a negro in the southern states somo years ago," said the old soldier as ho rested his war worn framo in a chair at the Mouougahela house. "He was an old man, mid when tired sunning himself on u log in the luneway he was accustomed to retire to tho shade and doze. Ho had a class of twenty or bo littlo boys to whom ho used to give Bible lessons, generally on Sunday afternoon. "It was his practice to give out on one Sunday tho lessons to be prepared for tho next. Tho old fellow was a little blind and a good bit deaf, and this fact iuduced the young fellows to put up a joke on him. In the old boy's absence they glued two pages of tho Bible together, and ou tho following Sunday sat expectant of how their little gmno would work. Tho old tutor put on his "specs," and giving u sympathetic glance at his class opened the Bible at the passage about Noah's ark, and begun to A S'ovol roc-ett>03_. What is known as A commuter pocket-book is very popular with tho young women who live In the suburbs of Cincinnati and ride on railway trains to and from the city on visiting and shopping expeditions. This pocketbook is flat, roomy and rectangular, and in tho front is set a tiny watch, tho faco of which shows through a hole in the leather,  The unfortunate woman who is always obliged to keep an oyeou the flight of time has this watch in view when engaged in the whirl of shopping.-Exchange. __ A Clo.o Corporation* Freshley-What did that colored man want? Henry-Whatdidhewont? He wanted to borrow fifty cents. Freshley-Did he get it? Henry-No. I yain't no Loan an' Bust 'sociashun.-Epoch. To mend china or glass mix unslaked lime with the white of an egg, and having the edges of the broken parts quite clean, put the paste on with a Bplinter. She Will Harry. Miss Sarah Watson, of New York city, who for the past two years has taken high rank as professor of inusia at Vassal: college, is about to resign her place to marry tho Danish composer, Joachim Anderson. Miss Watson is highly regarded by the profession as an artist of mniBual merits. After a four years' courso under Professor Ritter she studied abroad, and as a pupil of Scharwenka at Berlin carried off many exalted hon ors. An unconquerable nervousness materially interfered with her success as a concert.perfonnor, and abandoning all notion uf the stage Miss Watson had set hemilf to adorn a professorship when tho gallant Dune claimed her as his own. Exchange. Au Incorrigible Child. It is a littlo hard sometimes to teach small children to be humane. A littlo girl stepped purposely upon a beautiful caterpillar ou tho porch, and crushed it to death. Her aunt took her in hand. "Dorotlhy, dear," said this' relative, holding her by tho arm, "don't you know that Uod inado that caterpillar?" Well," said tho child, looking up Breakfn.t on Bare Mahogany. This of all seasons is tho one when a bare polished mahojrany table makes a breakfast of melons, iish, rico cakes and coffee a feast for tho eyes as well as the palate. You may not have a veritable from San Domingo, but if you care to give a cabinet finisher |3 ho will hand jiolisb a cherry or oak, and in a fresh whito dress you can make your husband and little folks believe you are a breakfast beauty. To be most effective neither scarfs nor mats must lie used. Havo some pretty tile for the coffee pot rest, and instruct the girl to keep the hot plates on the sideboard. The fish and cakes will be passed around, and the basket of rolls, tho platter of melon and the bowl of china aster or dahlias will be furniture enongh for tho center.-Kansas City Times. _ Nevor Mixed Business A man with a box on his shoulder was making his way along Chambers street the other day when it fell to tho walk. After two or three efforts to replace it he appealed to a man in a doorway with: 'Give me a lift, please?" 'Can't do it," was the prompt reply. '* 'And why not?" 'Because I never mix business. I am a plumber and the man next door lain tho elevator business. It's for him to give you a lift." The man with the box thought for a moment, grinned in a good naturod way. Repartee A man who returned from a yachting trip, which for somo part of tho time included Mr. Edwin Booth ns a guest, tells the following good story of professional repartee between Mr. Booth and Mr. La Montagne, the well known amateur. No. sooner bad Mr. Booth come aboard the yacht than ho was seized with a violent attack of attention to the waves at tho side of tho vessel. Mr. Booth's attention was engrossed hero for a long time, and when ho returned to tho party with, as one of them said, everything lost save honor Mr. La Montagne said in mild reproof, "Why, Mr. Booth, is that tho way you aro given to gagging your parts?" Not at all," said Mr. Booth, seating himself in his best tragedy style, "not at all. J simply didn't liko tho reception that theso swells gavo me, and so 1 threw up tho part."-Now York Evening Sun. Beauty In Bu.lne... One thousand women in (Jalesburg, Bis., earn their own living. It doesn't appear- why. There are plenty of men, and they seem to be clever. But these one thousand women come down town every morning to teach school, to sell goods, to run typewriters, to ask your number when you ring up the central, to send messages, to keep books, to work iu factories, and so on. Most of theso women havo not only earned their own bread here, but they have built homes. Perhaps if some of the young men hero had done likewise there might not havo been so many women bread winners.-Cor. Chicago Tribune. The News Printing & Paiser Co., 19 and 21 East Sherman Street, if " DOES A GENERAL 10 A New Way to Get Old Debt.. First FloriBt-Young De Pink is a slow payer, icn't he? Second Florist-Last week he paid up the big bill he owed me, and made all sorts of apologies-said he'd forgotten all about it. "Eh? Did you send him a writ?" "No; the lost time he ordered a bouquet to be eent to his girl I made ont a rail for tho past three years, giving the nddress each bouquet went to," "Yes." "Well, the boy made a mistake, and delivered the bouquet to Do Pink and the bill to the girl"-London Tit-Bits. B PRINTING Book Making ' Boot Binding Busines SPECIALTIES IN THE BOOK DEPABTMEN1. Journals, Ledgers, Balance Books, Minor Abstract Books, Blank Books of all kinks, Land Examiner's Book* Loan Registers, County Becords, , Manilla Copy Books, Ward Registration Books, r White Paper Copy Books, Scale Books a specialty Real Estate Contract Books. Attorney's Collection Registers. Biff Cr-nberry Grower*. Some of tho largest growers of cranberries are Mr. Makepeace, whose plan- and by on e.tra grunt,reX=S \ ^I^^TIX- box and passed on.-New Xork Sun. Grunt'i Old War Horse. The horse that Hon. Grant used throughout his army experience is still alive and not far from St. LouiB, The general made a present of the horse to Judge Long, an old friend of his and a gentleman well known in St. Louis. He kept the horse for a long time, und when ho begun to get old und feeble he sent him to the old Sappington farm, not far from tho city.-St. Louis Post-Dispatch. Experience has shown that an electrio street car can bo comfortably heuted by the expenditure of ono horse power of electrical energy. The electrical heaters do not reduco the seating capacity of the car, which is kept ol�ar of coal dust �id cinders. wich, who puts about 18,000 bushels on the market; Fitch & Co., near Berlin, Wis., whoso annual crop has reached The above is only a partial list of the goods we carry and the work we are prepared to execute promptly. 10,000 barrels, and Joseph Hinchman, pf I �xrr , � Trenton, n. j., about 8,000 bushel*.- We are lflajaiig a specialty OI Cor. 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Back went the waiter and said, "If you don't like the way things is done here you can get ont, or I'll propitiate you pretty quick."-Lloyd's Weekly, It is now announced that Dr. Koch, the distinguished German discovered n positive uuitho Minutely, Gxaet. Tho knack of looking at the bright Boy Bine lives B{(je of things was never developed to in a family where botany furnishes one mc\i perfection as in the case of a south- � ii * h of the occupations and pastime- of tho era,.r who, after a railroad accident, tel- scientist, twa hoH_ gcarcoiy s flay pasaeo without .graphed to a friend's wifo: "Your hug- . .'iolavoiung learned exponUiou et the table or band killed in railroad accident; hoad, phthisis und also of arresting'the disease j o( & ^ wondur. both arms and both legs cut off." But whon already in progress. It is the in- It 1(( u0t ,trange tluit the little lad has later this correction was received: "First tfculatlon ^gpyffi/^^^ jra^ifitwaaSanTOaMSiiiiinfli 'iiiiiiiii''iiiiiii�'�*

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