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   Cedar Rapids Gazette (Newspaper) - June 14, 1974, Cedar Rapids, Iowa                                TRUST Photo by L. W. Ward Speedy" and Friends Once again, the orangutan "Speedy" was a big hit with the kids Jane Trimble, both of Marion. Boy in foreground was not identified. Thursday evening when El Kahir Shriners paraded downtown first circus performance is scheduled Friday at p.m. There will preliminary to the circus Friday and Saturday in Veterans Memorial be three shows Saturday, at a.m. and 2 and p.m. Final baseball park this weekend. The two girls are Julie Grimm, 10, and performances will be Sunday at and 6 p.m. Wircphoto David Burget, shown last week at West Point graduation, says he finished last in his class on purpose for the notoriety and the he got from his class- mates at the rate of SI each. He'll use the money for a vaca- tion in the South Pacific, but will make the army his career. One last-place cadet who became a general: George Ouster. On Capitol Hill Atlanta Braves' Hank Aaron addressed the house of representatives Thursday in Washington. Behind him is Speaker Carl AJbert, Earlier this year. Aaron broke Babe Ruth's home run record when he hit number 715 in Atlanta. Good Life The Rev. John J. Venadia, a retired priest in Monroe, Mich., fishes from one of his favorite sites in Bolles Harbor. There is a dock beneath -his chair, but you have to take a second look. Wirenhoto Wirephoto Photos liv To Return from South of the Border jf j A group of Spanish language students representing almost all of the Cedar Rapids senior and junior high schools returned home by bus Thursday afternoon, disembarking in the Kennedy high school parking lot. Among their souvenirs, of Ctturse, were many sombreros and scrapes. Ac left, Christine Sulssor, 4, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. T. W. Sulsser, 3800 Redbud road NK, tries on the hat of her sister, Linda, 17. At right, Mr. and Mrs. Otto get what might be the first privacy they've had since they were married just ;i week before going on the trip to Mexico. Mrs. Heasler is a teacher and in charge of the. trip. Mr. lieuslcr is employed by Square They are hiding behind a large sombrero held by Sue Roderick, 14, a Harding junior high student. Fifty-eight students and eight chaperons made the Irip. Negotiating for a Loaf of Bread Leads To Problems for Henry By Art Buchwald WASHINGTON The one question I keep getting asked when I'm on the road is "What kind of husband will Henry Kissinger It's a hard one to answer, but on the basis of Henry's recent behavior, Mrs. Kissinger is going to discover that it isn't easy to be married to the super-negotiator of the world. This is the kind of situation that could come up. "Henry, 1 forgot to buy bread for the smoked salmon for our dinner party tonight. Would you go down to the super- market and get a couple of Henry replied, "Of course, my dear." He returns in a half-hour. "What kind of bread did you want, rye or "It really doesn't matter, Henry. Either one will do." "It's not going to be that easy. The supermarket has more white than it does rye and therefore they have put the white bread up in the front and the rye bread in the back They're demanding guarantees that I buy two loaves of white for every loaf of rye. BUCHWALD' I've taken the position we should have the right to buy the rye bread without having to purchase the white bread." "For heaven's sake, Henry, the guests are coming in 45 minutes. Will you gn back and get the Henry comes back after 15 minutes. "The supermarket has agreed to sell me the rye without having to buy the white, but they raised the problem of the size of the loaf. If we get the large loaf, we get three cents off, but that means we'd only need a loaf and a half. But if we get the small loaf, we'd need two and the price would be prohibitive. What do you suggest we "Henry, I need bread for the dinner. Would you please go back and bring some for "I think I've worked out a compromise, Nancy If we get rolls instead of bread we won't have the problem of choosing sixes. The supermarket has indicated H would consider selling us rolls at a special price providing we buy a jar of peanut butter that they're pushing as part of a 4th of July sale I told them 1 would bring the offer back to you and lay it on the table." "Henry, i don't care if it's peanut butter or jelly or cream cheese as long as you get the bread." "They didn't raise (he question of jelly or cream cheese, but I'll tell them you'd rather have that than peanut bulU'r." llfiurnx tilum Hut when Henry returns from the supermarket he is glum and tells several reporters who have withered around his house: "I would be less than candid if I told you that I brought back bread. "The supermarket has raised some last-minute conditions on slicing that I'm not sure can bo met. Hut after reporting to my wife I am going back and make one more effort to find a compromise which both sides can live with." By this time the guests are arriving and Nancy is crying. Kvcryonc asks where Henry is and Nancy doesn't have I he nerve lo loll them he's sllll out trying to buy bread for dinner Just as they .Ml down to dinner Henry rushes in with three boxes under his arm. Ills face is flushed and he waves Ihem ut Nancy. Nancy asks. Henry replies, "lint at least a   

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