Kokomo Tribune, May 19, 1870

Kokomo Tribune

May 19, 1870

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Kokomo Tribune (Newspaper) - May 19, 1870, Kokomo, Indiana 18. KOKOMO, INDIANA. KOKOMO TRIBUNE, KVKBV TJIUHSDAY BY AT KOKOMO. IND. OFPIOE IM TRIBUNE BUIJJDING, Cororr Mulb rj and Railroad Strwlt. For lo If NmPiidln Advance J3.00 ATTORNEYS AT LAW. w. ATTORNEY AT LAW KOKOMO. Spscinl illentiou glrrn 10 Collections, znd ihe of Estates and Aisp prosecutes, juccessfullr, all ol Oliimj against Government. Office ortr AmcricJii Eipresi THURSDAY, MAY 19, 1870. NO. 29 LETTER FBOM DR. C. RICHMON Texas and Her Capitol. HATK.-I OI-' AUVKHTMIAG. One'sqOirV (thg ipiet of II Kid, JO oents for each insurtion I liy. 3oio. 2mo. 3mo. I JO 3 I 2 00 -t 1 col. j a oo' 400 DUO 6 00. 806 IS 08 00 i 00 C 00 8 00 10 00 16 00 23 CO 00 6 00 T 00 8 00 13 00 13 M 00 3S f 4 00 7 00 8 00 10 00 15 00 is oo 36 00 OOtlOOO 10 00 13 00 15 00 20 00 K 40 00 60 1400 1800 JOOO n Office o corner Pu ATTORNEYS AT LAW, KOKOiTO, L.ND. House, North-west pposite Shernun blic Squire. (010 At Ilio above ratei, mult take tha run of (lie paper, t'ur choice higher ralca will ba charged. per iquare foroich ohirjfuJ to parlr publithi'or __ tin abort paid JAMES IV. KOlll.VSOX, Attorney at Law and Notary Public. Kokomo. Ind. North aide Public in the oifici: ormerlr occupied by fknnett. Will practica in all tho Courts of Ihe .Slate. Spe- olal attonlinn 'to collections and business ot Adininiatrator. Eiocillnr nod Guardian. 16.n20.-lf. published as nuwj. Mammies I ween [inrties who read a paid-Tor TxilUNl in- as no we when tlio parties part inrf parcel of families who don't for Trlbuoe, one dollar musl acconipxnr Ihe notice aril will not IM inserted. Communication] to promote primte mterodt be paid fornt Iho rtguUr rites. Adreriisacnants, the number of inaer- liousdeiired is marked on the copjr.wlltbscon- tmad until ordered out, and charged at regular raten. Gditorml notices IS cents fur each line. Religious and Kducattontl application at 'lie ofllce, tmr be contracted for at lower ralon. RKOORDEH OF HOWARD COUNTY. KOKOMO, IND. Will write and late aclcnnivloilgmonlii of Deed4. Mortgages dealing in Heal find it to their aArantaire to callon me. C. D. J. If. KHOII. miriJititAV A- KKOJI. ATTORNEYS AT LAW, KOKOMO, INDIANA. uio-tr Connected with the Tribuoe Office ii as lobbing department, all now, at Ihort in in Ihe Slain. PonUra, Cards, Blanks, Circulars, lo., ic.. can be oxecuted snoodilr and beauti- fullr.' For Him kiad of work MUST aCOOMPANY AM, OKUBRS. Addrean all orderx to THE TIUllb'NK. KOK01IO. IND. OFFICIAL DIRECTORY. I. W. K1XK. ATTY'S AND J. f. KM.IDTt A COU.VSKLI.OltS AT LAW tun .VOTAIiV PHBMC'. KOKOMO, INDIANA, Will practice ia all tlio Courts in the Slate. Ollice in Dr, Jamon' Ulock, S. K. C'ornorot tho jquaro. AC-JTI.V, Apr. '.'JO, JS70. KDITOIS Yon never in >on? you scf it, if you wfint to look In-iiiitifnl oonnti y. 11 is beyond rjut tion :i beiuliful country, and. nl though mostly a pinirie, alill there i not tho monotony in Ihr appearance that you might ".upposc Hiding' nut falling in loiiff and smooth elevations and depressions, covered with gicei grnssnnd HOM-CIS in variety doited licrennd iheic withgtovc' o trees ofgreiiter or p.vtcnt, ni.tking ft beautiful loption for resirlcncc where >ou can overlook nil the coun- try for mile? .iiotnnl. J'iiims as yet arc patches in Ihh country; tracts of uiiciillivntcd land intervene, leaving miijfcTo'i' hcttia of'enttlp thtit ai-p everywhere (o be seen. Itooin hero Cor and all their friends il they will come, and with littJu labor iri.ikc a jjood In ing. The faiinei can work all (lie year round, and often r.iise double Unl il wits not thccotintiyso much thai 1 wished to about ns the city of AuMin. It is in apponrnncc biicli nn one a-, 1 never before icokccl upon, ft i> situated in is conn- ly upon the norlli kink of Ihe Colo- rado liver mid is the Capitol city for the State. Ail the public buildings i Private Letter From Judge Linsday. I The Year of Jubilee Vi't jKiidon of the Judge tor pulling' into ijpc tlm follow iuy: Ici- tcrnnd IIP always been so forgiving of our 1'nnlu he will grant Kill piulon HOT SI-RISC-, AitKA.vsis. 51 ay 1S70. T. C. I have now IM-OII icre one month, have taken twenty- one batha. For the firsulnve weeks really ihought 1 nol impiov- mid but for the cnfourngomcnt of my physirian I should have be- come disheartened. M'hcn I came icro I had rhcnmnfi'iiii or ncnrnlgin, Hcrfingalinosl my entiic body, but 'flu's is a lee year with the it nostly rny head, and lower cx- remitics. and lo such an extent that had not i cst day or night. As I have suited, for three week' I r.illier (K-conragcdi'HOl being ble to diai-ovcr anv being two htnldrcd and tifty ycar.- stnce the firaVglmich wnt planted at old proposed by the denonunatipn'ro'celebraie the event wirfi BpproprjStf1 memoi-inl The natioiinlyijOiiveiition, jiftt elo-cd in Chicago; n gmnd success, bolh hn-espect of the nu-ni- bcrs in nlfeiidflncc ipiril and enthusiasm of the ablest ;nen of thgijenorniiintSbn were present both 'from the East and AVest. Kev. Leonard .Bacon, of Xcw TJave'n, address, in whidli he eloquence the LETTER FROM CAPT. BRIGHT. StliTlhink Imiflcicd moie than I ver did. About the lime first of bathing (21 in iiumber) oscd I commenced to [y head and eyes have been for sev- daj 5 a free from pain n- ever mylilc; the trouble in hips id leus have entirely disappcaicd, and on tliis day, and lor the last four days, am and almost en- tirely free from all pain and trouble jsiyeu-eormaton in EngBtiid whicfUcd t'olhc exodus ot the I'ilgvirus mitftbeir settlement in this 116 paid a glow- ing ti-ibufp to- theu-'JicAiic Yllcihnxfl C'lrcull Court Mania 4lh Kondtr of Mar and Novombur JOHN Term 4 weeks. Meula 4lh Moada; in February, June, and term 4 WILI.IAV OIHVIH, Nublearille, Judge. ConiMilMHloiatir'u Court meeli ou lha flrit UonJiyw in June. September, Decou- her, March; and oo the aucond ilundny in April 11 a Hoard of Equalization. Jcrouja Drttivn, Morelaml unit S. Slrjttun, Cviumiaiion- OIHcerH of Ilo-vrurd S. .Cl.rk, Treuurnr. Sheriff. II. U. JOHN V, UNDIHWOOP, Jours TAYLOR, SIMUSL Riouir. FIKI.D, XILTON IIITIJOK a. BKLI, -ntu.it. A ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Purrtiim'a Illook. X. K. coiner t'ublit KOIfOMO. IND. loma, lad R. Ko- ol J. W. A.H. .........Marshal. W. A. B. M. ULIOI, ....................Clerk. S. A. VloOKK COUM01I.UKN. i. A. N. 1'. RiohmONd, Ward Ho. I W. II. KUller, E. C. I.oaoh. Ii. W. A. V. Armstrong, J fl. W. L'ierann. T_ IUrl. _____. JI To WHOM IT CO.SCKKV We the undersigned certifv Dial MM. I' Siifir IIHH siiccessliilli piacl'lctil ilnliufirv m our vicimtv fir eluvop jcari and we mend hor to tin; pooplo of Kokoimi a.M ros- ponsiblo in that capacity. Elizabeth M Uoa. ,Myci3, C. Ulymrr. Htumlmugli, Mary Alkiruon, Miinn Slmitor. Mary I'orter, Jnnc- Wilkinson M. A. Amos, Margaret Kuns. Mary Walt, S. J. Culvert. l.OQiNSroiiT, LSD.. March IS, 1870. Rcsidonce Nn. '.'I Market St.. Kokomo. n22-3 m-p.1 HOTELS. O. L. PAUI.KNER, KOKOMO, JOilK I.. FAULK.VK1I, CI.KKK PHYSICIANS. I'HYSIOIAN A SURGEON, KOKOMO, IND. UlUctoror Drvilun it GO'J itort c.irno'r public aquare. N.- H. arwclal attention Rlruu to illieawi ol KJTB ind Opuratlra Surfer j. o'Ji 1. O.'jonsjjN. WK. at'OTT. MTT) tJo- I Cor. Maiu ind Tijlor Sl'a. OMcei Orer PRttlion UMd Cof- attend nU-lf DENTISTRY. DENTAL SUHGEON. Ollice oror the Itardnare store of Arniatronf, Nixon ACo., Eastsiilu 1'ublic iqunre, Koko- uo. Indiana. All operations iierfurmcd in tho muniter and warranted. Oirehiinti call ifyou naut first cliss done at reasonable pricea. Will collj prcmpilr at all lionri. J. J. PHYSICIAN Ufflot N'o. 33, K, HOHJO. i SURGEON, U. Street, W M. Oiilctin biok room, ftttlaoe A ColUn'i Druf 1'ubllo AND W.L WINSLOW, DENTAL SURGEON. I corner 1'ublic S up ittira, Kokomo. Work DRUG STORES. KCLECTIC PHYSICIAN SURGEON. I'irlicuUr tlleutioii lo Cbrunio Dliotiej oj'womon ind ohildnu. gtren to all cilli iu raj pro- Offlci ow'dooc of tho Host Office. nJJ W. A. CLAIRVOYANT PHYSICIAN. Paltiion A OolBa'a Driif Stole. Wi tb( and lo- Mlai ill human ijtkm. without ajnnptoiM, anj for tba tmiTltit Infant with Mr- WEtroiiU winLs. Will vlilt in aoilovlof "n't-tf DAHNALL, SCO'lTON CO., cuDitanllr on haiidd a full .stock 01 Mediemes Hldo I'u IKTID If A K IMN N1IO I.. II. II1LLIS, No. 12. Xorth sutc I'ublic Kokomo, Ind.. Manu- facturor and Dualur in Smlillon 'anil llarncatji Krorjrtliing iu tliin line cai had at uir shop on ai terms as al ftnj point ID thin part of the Stall. Carriage Kxtcudd noatly and promptlr dom lo order. Doc. 24. are here; the'y have u State Jlouse, Land Ollice, lor Ihe Inline, Blind, Deaf and and Otlier building'.. The Slate is on u hill or ridye coming in from the noitli and nbont in the center of the city. On either side are a ol1 lidges, some running lownrd (lie river, oth- i mining toward-: hvo small creek', that conic down from the The dill'erence in the direclion and elevation of i idyeei render? it impossible to a very extensive horn itn> given point.and there- fore you must iro over the most ol'it lo see it, and a- von pic-, along you will often be -mpiised by the sud- den appearance of it beautiful resi- dence or location, and by the diver- sity of afl'oidinjr ample to the ingenuity and lastc in its improvement. Some of the resi- dences when from a distance appear ns if set upon a high hill, but when yon gel there (he hill is not so high after all for other hills and depressions change the appear- ance. There are quite n. number of good itnd substantial buildings in the city. There im> also quite a num- ber more in progfcsa of conduction. A serious, obstacle to building is the lumbar. Yon 'pay from ten to fifteen dollars per hundred tor dressed lumber, mostly cudar and not ven good at Stone i- abundant and cheap, and an excellent quality of biick is made, resembling muoh tho Milwaukee biick, and lime the finest in the world. Stone for building tan be got, in the immediate vicinity, of any icquired length or thickness col- umns fifteen fcci long of one piece are made and laigcr could be had if required. The whole city N under- laid, with roilc. Good wells of water can be got of very hard limestone water, but cisterns arc almost entire- ly iiscdinbtead of wells and nro made large enough to hold all the water a family would need in a yeai. -Hotels aie not extravagant except in charges. Private "boaid hard to got. -Uusincbis is moderately .Merchants keep all sorts of goods and wares in (he store and have things mi veil up generally. Drinking saloons ate not numer- ous tu innny other places. The amount of drunkenness seen upon the stieeU is not great by any means, but yon can the marks of the beast upon the face? of a good many men are not drunkards but and can walk about as I may please. When I came I could do but very lit- tle walking and had to do that wirh the aid of a c.inp. Whether il is on- Iy a temporary stisponsion ofiny trouble and allliction or a permanent improvement icmaiiii to be seen. 1 slmll remain until the foro purl of June take auotlier course, 21 baths. Tlio visitors here arc increasing very rapidly. Every Sluto in the Union and evciv territory almost have roprcsent.itivcs here. Texas is well leprescnlcd, coining us (hey do from throe lo live hundred miles in wagons and carriages. I have un- dcrslood that Dr. .Richmond is talk- ing-ot'going there to get rid oi, his trouble. say to the old man Hint I am told those here from that they h.ivo a gre.it deal of rheumatism in Hint Stale and that he had bettci ''look before he leaps." 1 have thought often, since here, of many cases in Indiana and amongst others ol our neighbor nnd fiicnd, Jnmcs "U'ebb. I have ihoughl, con- sidering his age, stieiiglh and vigor of constitution and the. length of time lie has been nfllicled, that ho might be greatly benelitled, if not entirely cnved, by toiuing here and icniiiiiiing some four or mouths, for I lell yon there arc some wonder- ful cures eflccled heic; liilc ninny who come are not bcnetittcd nnd of- f grantl'icsiilfs clmsch and slate. Of all the speeches re- ported, none wa-, liner than that of Rev. Dr. T. if. Po5t, of St. Louis. his grand theme gave the wide-t scope lo his glowing As lie set foith lhc influence of Hie Purilniis-anil their idea? on the herc.irhcd some of HIP high est (lights of eloquence wltich have made the of the principle, and polity of thu proud of their goodly heritage. It is planned to hold in addition to this geiicr.il contention, State and district conventions, so that dining the year every chinch and every in- dividual of Ihe denomination .shall become in; ires' id in lionoiing memory of the fathers. U is pro- posed also thnt every paMor in lhc land shall preach a momoiul dis- course if possible, during (ho month of Ma> Then in oitlci to provide some woithy ppimnneat ineinoiinl of the and their work, it is i-.ilcml- ed to enlist the entire coiigrpgaiional body in nn cftbn lo r.iiso not less than tin ee millions of dollar for brncvo- Icnt tind educational U is expected csppcinlly toplare the seven He has Found the Place. ___ WACIIITA. April Pmi.n-s WILDMAX Thinking that a description of the Grc.it Ameiican Sandy Desert" would be of interest to some of the many readers of your valuable pa- me io write you this: On leaving Kokomo, some months ago. I started West with the determination of finding, if possible, a better locatiou. And after travel- ing over ihe larger portion of the Slates of Missouri, Nebrnsku and northern nnd ccntr.il Kansas, I had almost concluded to return to Koko- mo. Hut after visiting south-west- em Kansas, or what was known (iu my school boy days) as the Great American bandy desert, seen .only to Accidental Discoveries. Some of the best discoveries am experiments in the variou. branches of scieucc. have been madt by cha.uce. thocngincer.took the lobster's tail foi-his model, when he was constructing pipes to conrc> water to Glasgow from the opposite side of the Clyde. Brunei, who con- structed the tunnel under the Thames took his first idea from the ship- wonn, he observed it perforate, with its well-armed head, Urst in one direction and then In another, till the arched way and then Jaiib over the roof and sides wilh a kind of varuidh. The art of portrait painting is believed to have had its origin in an accident. Corimhia, a voiing girl of Sycon, discovered her beautiful lover asli-up; the lamp which burned beside him cast the shadow of his prolllc on the wall struck by the likeness, and inspired by love, shu traced it, and thus pro- duced the tlrst specimen of ihat de- lightful art. The hammer of a black- smith suggested a subject for one ot ten aifto -'jiaine tell you it (nkos work-to sweat and bathe, nndbnthc and swcat.aud drink priii'-ijinl of the denomination upon a xirnngand libei.il Ibnndiilion. The erection of Congregational Jlonsc .it lioston, is nNo conicmplatcd. a and libr.ny of the denomination nnd n1- Ilie headqu trier-, of its benevolent' societies. One of Ihe appropriate things recommended lo be done, during Ihe year, is the paying of chinch debts by all eorgregafioiic thai are encum- bered by -.ticli a burdon. The commemoration will conclude with a .special service on ihe of December, the day on which the Pil- .MI will remain licit-. The Arkansas vallej is the valley of Ihe bolh in extent and rich- ness of soil, rich alluvial bot- toms of die two Arkausas rivers and their tributaries are unsurpassed for farming purposes, and inngiiig fiom to thirty miles in width. The stream1! are HiiL-d wilh a modcrtttc. snpph of timber of various snUicient for fuel, fencing and build- ing pui poses fur a number of years. Our soil i-. from four to six feet deep, below which lies n deep bed of quick-sand, forming an underground irrigation which will ineure a good crop for the farmers in this vulley if (hey did not get a drop of rain for twelve inonlh.s so wo need not fear Ihe drouth iu this part of Kansas nl least. AVnchitii located on the Osnge Trust lands, known as the '-twenty mile on the cast hank of the Little Arkansas, near its The Atchison. Topckn fcjanta Fe ll. 17. is mid lo be detiiiately located at (his point. The roiul leading west from Fort Scott through llnmboldl, Eureka and Eldorado, known M Ihe P.-in-alcl will naturally the Arkansas ,it Ihi.s point, il di Be Considerate. Don't expect too much of (he chil- it t.iken forty it m.iy be, to make you wlnt yon are. with ali the of experience. Above all, don't expect judgement In a chilil. or patience under trials. Syin- pnihi7e in their mistakes nod trou- ble'. don't ridicule ihwn. Remem- ber noi to measure a child's trials by your .standard. "As om- whom his mother siiy-s the inipir- ed writor. and beautifully lie convey lo us that deep, fu'ithuil love which lit to be found in even woman's heart, the unfailing- by in pa" thy with all her children's griefs. Let the memories of their child be as b'.-jghi ns you can nuiki [hem. Grant them eTery innc-con leasure in your power. often felt our temjuM- rise lo sec how their little plans arc th war- ed by older persons, when a little- rouble on their part would have Rev. Wm. H. Goode. In tho Telegram of Kriilay this veteran of the Cross writes a frothy communication to that paper in which he heaps upon it the most fulsome praise for Us course in notic- ing the action of the Xorth Conference on the Kinnan ease, nnd pportunity to hurj inst the Iiidinunno- f T J" r 1st in vmn tried to gh'i! the drapery about which ho was in hi', picture the graceful folds which co'd alone satisfy him vexed nl hU fail- ure, he was about to put the painting away, when a servant entered the studio and, pulling lo Mich thing', ns fell in In-, way. he threw his the stand; it fell into the graceful fold-, so much desired by the painter. So an artist, in despair of imparting the ion of Ihe excilement and heat oflhe chase (o the noble horse lie was paint ing, flung his bindi iniivitlcntlr a- way; it splashsd njion tlie nostril? of the horse, and represented nl once the foam, ivhich wis nil linn re- quired. Iu cvcry-dny life our thoughts seem lo be chance conn School "Keadoa." Tho Detroit Free 1'rossAvonta mod em iniprovemcnts worked into school reading bookn alter ihe sort ol the following samples: The goose is on hor nest; she a tine quadruped, and hnsn tenor voice Can the goose fly far? Xo neither Ihe nor the ihiuocui can lly far. Ilerois the gas works. It is a high building. All our Congressmen mo born here. Do Congressmen ever steal You mav be sure thev do. Ihe child pleasure, Ihe memory of which would last n life time. Do tot think a child a hopeless case bo- Lli.lllU.IS. HARDWARE. KIMltl.kO A- AIlf.TIAA, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, ORKEXTOWN. ISD. OftM in the room fornurly V tii> Scctt. v I. HUM. PHYSICIANS A SURGEONS, AI.TO, INDIANA. Eclectic Physiciana, Obstetri- cians and Surgeons, Wholesale Dealers In romraN 1 DOMXSTIO HARDWARE, CUTLERY, US SOUTH MERiniAX STREIT, lanrj ROLL, THOM1> V. ItMBLI, I. INDIANAPOLIS, ISO. AUCTIONEER._____ JONATHAN OOYALT. LICENSED AUCTIONEER. lit] had IE Mir yeara eiperioncc and nill at- tend iftlesio any part of the notion of tho conference, n violent ollort to di-lort and inisru- I Is proceedings. Tito animus oi this sheet is siilllricnUy plain." Tho "sl.-iti'iiu-nt.s" nlhufeii to, wore rocoived IVom n fi-lo-id of Mr. and wore no donbl toucd to suit hU toolings, from hisMand-point 10 jrftve Ihi'in lo us. as mithful and Il wa.s informalion ve had ofthn oonfi'i-oneo from one who was presnu. Since then, how- ever, his KtAicmcnis were corrobor.it- eil not by olherii who wci-u nres- eni, particularly In regard to the In- teinpcralc speech of the Hov Win. U. Goodc, but Uio diilbiuiK i-ojioi-iora of the Imliniinpoljfi papcrx hay abonl t he MI mo thing about il. In Jiibticn (o Iho, coufi-rcncc, In our paper of Iho we published an nrllclo from Iho Kokomo Tribune, giving lhc oth- er JDuiiiVing tlutt body in thy cour.se it had taken in dii-po.sinir of Ihe nike. J'robably (hlx is (he vei'v Mime article (lint DIP Wm. If.- Uoode dcslros '-licit paper'' in our 'Wmll havi- tim Its col- opinion nml in iho course iiiou said UV.IOSH nil.LI.NQS. Spurgeon demies a gentleman as '-one who can serve his God. and at the same time paddle his own ranoe What- can breaking it- you nol name without Silence. charge of n grave then, Jet it do so. We shall' -simply abide the issue at (he bar of public opin. ion. The Journal has an earnest co- worker in tho Richmond par nob He J'talruml copying each others'a articles with encomia. 1 he Radical, as copied in a num- ber of the Journal, chooser fo under- stand my remark about a "venal and subsidized press" in ihe of di- rect "hire.'' Now. there are other "subsidising" agencies and other in- dications of "venality" besides tlus. Why the mind of the Radical should ;o readily fasten upon the definite idea of hire, I shall not presume to say. It welcome to its own con- struction, and to a self-appropriation of the words to ii.s own use and in ils own WM. II. GOODE. Uviov CITV. Mav 10. 1870. Beautiful it is to understand and lo know that a thought did never yet die that as tliou. the originator thereof, hast gathered it, and created it from the whole past, so thou wilt transmit it to the whole fntnre. It is thus that the heroic heart, the sec- ing eye of the first times, still feels and sees in us to the latest: that the wise m.in stands ever encompassed and spiritually embraced by a clond of witnesses and is a living literal eomm'nnion of saints, wide as the world and as all the history of the world, A young man who had been nar- rating some of his own wonderful exploits to o crowd of lonngers one day, was thus rebuked by an old codger among-thn listeners K Young man, ain't yon ashamed to talk so when there .ire older thanyonr- eelfon the errnnml." would jist like (cw ktio who the man wm who fust invented lite booth, lie must hav bin a narro konlrac- Icd kuss. If he slill hope he has re- pented ov hiz enjoying grate agony ov sum kind. 1 have bin in a gialc incnny tite spots in my life, but generally could manage to make them average but 11mIT is no such thing as making a pair of tile boots average. Yuciin'tgit an average on the pinch of a tile boot, enny more than yo can on the bite of a lobster. Enny man who can wear a pair ov tile boots, and be humble, and pa- tient, and not indulge in profane lit era t tire, will make a good husband, lie do inoic than that, he will do to divide up into several fustklnss husbands, nnd be made to answer for a whole nnbcrhood. Oh for the pen of departed Win. Shakespeare, to write an untherua against tite boots, that would make ansliunt Rome wake up and howl a- gin, az she didonce before on u pre- vious ocknshun. Oh! for the strength ofJJerkuIcs, to tare intu shu strings all the tite boots of crcnshmi, and skatter them to the S winds of heaven, Oh for the buty of Venus to make bigg foot look hansnin with a tite boot on it. Oh! for the payshuuce ov -fob, the Appsile, to nuss a tite bless it. a'nd even pr.iy for one a si ic smal- ler and more painful. Oh fora pair of boots bigg eniifl for the foot of a mountain. I hav bin led to the above A Model exclaimed a little urchin, into a neighbor's house, "moiher.wiuited me to nbk. would you please lend 'cr'vbffr can- dle molds." The molds were given him and he run home. In a few hero- turned with thin query; "Mother wiinls to know if yc'd be kind enough to lend her wickiif The wicking was oll'imcl he again departed. Hut soon he ap- peared again and said would be so thankful if you had.i little laller you'd be so kind as to lend her." Mrs. II. good nalnrcdly tho desired article, and' as the boy started for the door she said: youi' mother like lo have me come ami mold the candles for "Well, replied the boy; -'I reckon she'd Jikc it late, cosshc don't understand it vciyweil; bul she don't like to be troublin' .her so she wouldn't ask ye." A Tough Story. The Paris "Gaiilois ihut some workmen engaged in demolishing tin old house in Paris came upon a nest of adders containing some hundreds of these at the bottom of an exhausted well. In the midst "Ifyou wain 10 make thu ittin of a child sure, give him liburly iiHi-r dark, Yon caiiuoulo aiiytliiug neur- cr to insnio dnniuutlon than to leave him m liberty lu go where he will without miMilnl. Ailrrdark he will be sure to gel into commu- nication wilh people that will nuiloi-- miue all his good qnalitio. I do not like lo speak io parcnti. about their children; bul iliore are Ihonsands who think ila-ir child can not do wrong. Their child will not lie, when hie tongue is like bended bow, he will not diink, when ihoro in not a baloon within a mile of his lather's hoiiMi where he is not as well known as one of its, own decanters; he nev- crdoes inio. things, when lie is reeking with lillh. Xinctocn out of every t wenty nllowuJ poifcctlVee dom at night will bo ivtiundctr bv il. fe ___ ________ 1 _.i nothing more important than foi a child to U nl home at night; or. if he is abioad, yon sho'd he with him. If he in (o.' sco any sik'htftoiuakoany. pltmmfrc, there IK nothing that he .should sec that you should not with him. Il is'not merely thai the child should be bro- ken down.bnt Ihei-e are thoughts that never ought to liiul a passage- into a mail's brain. As an eel, if he wrig- glt across a carpet, will leave Ins slime, which no brushing can ever clliicc, so (here are thoughts that uov cr can be got rid of, once permitted to enter; and there arc individuals going round with obscene books and pictures under the lappeto oftlieir coats, that will leave ideas in Ihe mind of yourchild that will never be cll'.ieed. Tlicrn nro men hero who Inu-e heard a salacious (hoy never will forget il. They will re- gret having heard it to thu end oJ' their Jives. I do nol believe iu a child's seeing it iso.illml, wilh .its damimbli'lU'sl uud lo have his imagination set ou llrft with ihe llnmcs of hell. Nobody goes through (his lire, but (hey are burned, burned, burnod; and can never get rid. of (ho our 'Wmll havi- tim and imparllulily lo placu In umns''? Wu reiterate tho expressed by ns on tho (hat wo cannot see how Mr. Klmmn or MM Irlcnds could have xpeotuil tiny other result than a nilinro I o t ry hU ciue IVom (he fact of his resignation both us minii-lcr Mid member of (ho Whilst re-i'xprewinif thlw opinion, pormlsHlon, in all Chly, uxprcxfimiollicr thai looks (o no especially rolovani to tho cane, which, il notcoclesiahlically in order, in, we think parllaiiiPiilary. It it this: This prodding of tho conference should, the moment the cnso sough tlo dccldoil that 11. could not be enter- tained. If an appeal had (hen been (a ken from his deeinlon, Ihe confer- ence no donbl would have A Good Yarn. Once upon a time there lived snake nest WHS found a skeleton, which had probably fallen in the well years flic flesh of which had been devoured by (he Si range to say, in the hand of (he skeleton was a pocket-book of red morocco leather, in which when opened, there were found forty hank notes fi ancs each, a woman's likeuess, and a lellcr which had been almost entirely eaten by the reptiles. Uieonly fragment remaining deci- pherable bearing the '-Do not make known the plot." A judi- cial inquiry has been commenced. menl of "'Oil's1' from having in poscshun nt this moment, a pair mi of ov number nine, boots, with a pair number eleven feet in them. Mi feet are 07. a dog's nose the lust time he wears n muzzle. I think ini feet will evidently choke the boots to dcih. Iliv in hopes they will. I supposed I had lived long enufl" not to be phoolcd agin in this way, but I hav found thatan ounce of van- ity weighs more than a ponud ov it-ason. espc'shily when a man mis- takes big foot'for a small one. Avoid file boots, mi friend, az you would the grip ov the devil, for ma- ny a i nan haz cough t for life the hab- it'ov swearing by encouraging hiz feet to hurt hiz boots. 1 promised ini two feet, at least a dozen ov times during mi checkurd life, they should never be strangled agin, but I find them to-da nz full ov pain az the stummuk ake, from a sudden attak of tite boots. But thli iz solemnly tjie last pair ov tile boots! will ever wear; i will hereafter wear boots az big az mi feet, if i have to go barefoot to do it, I am too old and too respectable to bo a phool any longer. boots Jz one of the luxuries ov life, but I forget what the other luxury iz, but i don't know az i care, provided I can get rid of this pair ov tite boots. Ennr man ken have them for sev- en dollars, just half what they and if they don't make his feet acke Truss Man an angle'worm in' hot ashes, he ncedent pay for them, Tile, i; an insult to cnny man's understanding. He it ho wears tite boots will have to acknowledge the corn. Tite .boots have no bowels of mer- cy ihair insidea are wrath and pro- miskius cussing, t ov fife LongFacei. said a farmer to hi, lon- bpr, 'now corn's cheap, you ought to share for half price.'" 'Can't Mr. iaid the man of 'I ought really lo oh.-irge more, for when corn's down fanners make diich long faces that 1 have twice as much ground to go over.' A young lady, wishing to entan- gle it youug mp.n in the meshes of Utipid, sent him (he following invita- tion '-Oh. wuic lua with I And help me cut t cmUri To which the young man, wilh cor- responding sentiment and grammar, replied: ''Anotherone'j itke.l to And I mult go tup with iLc.-." Jim Kisk, Jr., is preparing to make a grcatsiplurgent Long branch tlii? and among other deccU will drive six in-hand. Three of the six horses arc snow-white and three are coal black. The .first, or wheel span, will be composed of n blact nnd a while "off1 horse the middle span will be n nigh white and a black and vice vena for the leaders, tlms making the most novel and beautiful team in the Suites. The carriage, now being finished, will bo the most it is said, ever built in ihU conn try or in whole equipment with London to cost thirty- five thousand among thehillsofanadjoining coun- try an old geiUlonvin, whose en I ire personal and real estate consisted of a wife and a wclllvcntilalcdjogcitbin, half an acre of not very product- ive land, and violent fondness for what is sometimes' called log1' whisky. One spring morning the owner of all (his propi struck tho conviction properly vlction tin was fiat Ms land must be plowed. Hut he no horse and he found it impossible to borrow one. Ncvcitlicless, the ground must be "broken nn" horse or no horse, nnd it was finally deter- mined that the "old should hitch up the old man, hold the han- dles and drive, white he drew the plow. Thii was accordingly done, and L'u plow went bravely on, I'ntil the plow share ran under ii root, and the team was brought to a dead hall, but the become warmed up by '.his time, and :is the old lady gave him a rap with tho anil cried "git up hi- threw weight upon the harness with a ho ivy jerk, which snapped the traces oil' short, shot forward against, lhc fence, his head striking the end of a. mil with the force of n maul. "Tlmmler- ation, old woman he exclaimed he wiped (he blood and dirt from his eyes, '-why didn't ymi Miy w-h-o-a i" him, and no liijuntlco would hnvo been done- to Mr. K. Hnt Intend course, tho eaho WHS permitted lo were ofll-rttil by lhc Rev. Win. II. Goode, mill PII- iertained, and, under cover of ex- plainiuif (heir iiiipvii, he look occa- sion nint was pnrim'lleil lo cnlrr luto details, and reiterate, the Hiid on against Mr. him ns not only unlit lo art an Interloper, etc., mid tho conference consinnniiilC'.i (In; Imion- tistency (o iUell'and lo Mr, 1C., by Iruinij hit> cane ii'ftftoitt a ftettr- and (leciding ll by proiiosilion that tin- llcv. Win. 11. Goode acknowledges confcrcnci! hud nothing lo do with by n vole of 71 to "nn almost uiipreci-ilijiitfld boHMingly mldh Jtov- crend censor of tlie prehh, which liti taken occasion to dononce as "vcmil" Mrc had almoet concluded Hint thu picture drawn of ihe Itovurcnil tleman's violence, in his ijpcueh ''.n conference had been somewhat ovor- done by our inforiminl, until we read his commnlcalion in the Tclcxi-Hin, from whioh we tlie above ex- Irnet, lo us that ho the qualifications of a Bishop, (ho 110 doubt is nn uspli-iinl to that Ueingholf-willcd, er, and neithei just or tcmpurntc lu his poison of uiulcr his lips, uml his moiitli U full of ciiiving and H mav not avail for a sinner like ou fuel t t'j pray for a reformat Ion iu this An editor of a Western paper hav- ing lent an axe to one of his subscri- bers, the borrower unfortunately broke the handle. On retnrning it, the man 'aid, "you can easily "el it fixed." replied the editor, "bat that tf-iJJ costat least a quarter of a dol, lar." rejoined the borrower, "if you ain't rather small for an editor! Here's the quarter, but I'll thank you to stop my paper at once." ------------1 Judy thinks "Doctor's Wile" are a "taxon patience." A burly TVulon, whose laslc "for (jer could nol be dispttied. enter- e a city c'irprie day with a lingo meerschaum in 'month, nm) taking the onfy vacant seal, proceed- ed lo roll forth volumes of smoke. The conductor, seeing the violation of the rules, stepped up to him and .-laid "Xo smoking allowed." The Dutrliman taking his pipe from his mouth wilh an air of astonishment, thus replied to the polite conductor: 'I don't make no noise I man's vniuiiiciv and condnrt; but lio shall havo it with'all the, fervency of soul we are cap-ible of, nnd v.-o he needs not only our feeble but wo (nisi every Christian the land may offer up prayoru behalf, (hat he nriy he more truthful in statements Immny heruallcrmake, than he has been regarding (lie course In; alleges wan pur.sund bv the Pullii- diiim towards a Methotii'sL Minister. might follow thoexainplo tie has set and donoiince that which he ut- lerxalioul our paper nt> -'false and scurrilous, and his romiuenls as Ini- but we content oursolf wilh charitably suppOKing that he A man warned his wife in Xcw Orfc-ans not to light the fire with kcr- 8hc didn't heed tins warning. Her clothes (It t-ccond wife re- markably well. A paragraph is going (he about a -irl in Chester, Vt., dying from tight lacing. An editor, roin- on the faHoayx: These cor- sets should be done nway wilh. and if the girls can't live without being squeezed, we huppo'fi can be found who would ftitcrifire (liem- selvef. As old as we are, WP would ratlici- devote three hour, a day. without a cent of pay, as a brevet corset, than girii dying oil' in that manner. Office hours' almost any It is only Uioftc wno Jj.ive done nothing that fancy they ran do everything. The German in United StnJpa number thirtv sand. the was merely mistaken in the mtnc of lhc '-caught up a slander- ous reporl aga inst a Mplhodlsl illn- ctr. Our course (ownrd Methodist Min- isters and nil other of the Gospol always been (he as charged by the Hev. Vfm. ll. Goode. The J'alladiiiiii uniform- ly defended Iliom ivhcn asMnlluil niul sliindeicil, and Its columns have wl- wavft bren fively givnn for their and if he knows any face (6 the con- trary, we call upon' him lo point it and if he 10 do (Ins and finds hit has been inihUiken, we ujik him to MIV so and thin, countftracl the injiiFlieo he done our paper and n s. lhc arliclp to whirh" wcnllnded last week and which we print by Uio reqnoil of tins editor of the Palladiiiin-iii wliofi; VoliimiH it appeared. la many we do nol like It. Such exjiro.noiis as "veteran of tho Crois" and "frothy1' are not, demand- ed. The edilor of the Palladium In Mircty uimcfjiiBliitfd with the dUci- pllnc and customs of the M. E. church when he puts his "parliamentary' fas-e, for he is widely in error. But it is not our business to reply to the artide HO we leave it as il k. Williams had been dofji" something which her mother told her fbe riiiisin't do. She hrid ciirranlB, and, of, course, nhc got lier mouth nil rtnincd. That's the wuy sliegotfoujidoiH. Her mother gald: ou know you were forbidden to wit "JJul ran. Salan me." "Why didn't >oii my, Get thcc be-' hind iric, "1 did miy, get thee behind tici And he nnd pot bebiii'd nxj and pushed JTIC right into the 'cur- rant Ayoiingladvpupjlinaweatenilte. male college thus a' letter to friend: ''Tiut I comes a soph, who parts Jifsvhair inv the middle, ami. a that prick? dreadful. ;