Universal Spectator and Weekly Journal (Newspaper) - June 23, 1733, London, Middlesex June 23, 1733. In the m genera duo que me I give any fox the Entertainment of Letters which lately from my kind As I could not out fuch as would be entirely and as it would be Fatigue to look them all I gave my Bundle of which are in under the Title of Humourous and to my for him to a any for the He immediately pitched on Humour and Poetry 5 I told ten his that Humour and Poetry the Delicacy to he Anted his Genius belt I let him have his tho' I could not but 10 fee him fo like an Author judge of his Readers Way of Thinking by that of his Mr. * TF I Jike your * have taken rite of Love * your as the Guardian of ' -I doubt not but you will Severely 4 any Thing which may fall under the * tion of one Species of which I * give you an Account of from my own * and if my Glafs flatters me not tolerably I large and a large train of j my Nature has nor all tiie of a nor all the Formality of a yet I love to hear a pretty Things faid to perhaps I may give my * felf a contemning I * freely I have had Vanity enough to have * been for fome Time with Scenes of which * rally at my Levee dJ Amour 5 but of * the dull Impertinence of an old City Gallant has 4 given a damp to all my As old Age is 4 truly a is my ' Lover's upwards of has and began to by Ast * Defects of Nature Disguised with 1 Paint and Powder he is continually his * to and to carry on his ' which he piques he plays the Hypo- * crite with his If any one mentions 4 that fuch a young Gentleman well in the ' Sir to mow his * will immediately dance a and c Legs yet ' a young Fellow's of 'em all If I his ' his Age c. not fo old he crys then the Terror of the Female he his ' little Sword and it about with 4 Here's Ladies j Kerens Life 5 Old 4 d'ye call me then with a lufty thump on his totters the whole fetches up a found at Heart yet my found at Heart with a of the like which he only as they are with of Sometimes when Eugenia * has left the be will imitating his happy Way of and to be 4 downright of the Fop at me feme of Women 4 is what Wine is to the of each * will ferve to heighten otii Tnit * grows I you would animadvert on 4*t*iu**ed young and infinitely oblige constant Reader * T AM a dying or nore properly ' X be faid to be a dead for I have S J I may been de- * to make my Wit and tho' { I am not altogether Years old j therefore * I employ fome Time of this Middle State of * as I may all in letting you 4 know the which Kind of Murder 5 1 can call it no for had I not 4 and I had As foon as 4 on the of the Son I * began the Prologue of my In the &c. 4 I immediately felt a Palpitation at my 4 a icy Shivering me all 4 rior was I without fome of the en- * as I was of my Body arid my but when I came tp * of my Goods ani my * a riy Tongue my 4 yet with infinite Labour I I 1 Son to be my fole Here 4 I made a full nor for a Quarter of 4 of an and That 4 Article I went on tolerably to Lady my dear loving 4 the fecond Wife of rty thole 4 Traits I have by Crumbs of 1 and the Government if the and an Holy 4 Bible 5 together with all Ejaculations and 4 Meditations well knowing from her Court her of and being can be more new to a 4 Lady than the of this 4 But how are the Agonies I went 4 through I come a ther I the Example of frugal 4 Men who fome away in 4 building Charity covers a multitude of 4 therefore I to one 4 With fome Reluctance I the Sum of one Shilling to my 4 Nephew Harry the 4 therewith to a worthy The 4 Clerks or The Secretary's 4 mending to the of it 4 of alt Poems and Madrigals he is poring as being much more 10 his for the Study of that Book 4 alone me two with as much ' Reluctance as I left my a All my Fits in the Sum of to Betty 4 my Cook but I a little when I 4 that was only Legacy for which I 4 in my After fome 4 4 and faw it was the Ink 1 dry arid Wax and 4 long I 4 what he * If my I hear my Wife a The and Cook arc ever Funeral and other Scenes in rhe Kitchen Fire nor is there about me but what has fome of my -' Yat thus the that they who love their worldly Goods run into by making baft Wills and Every Man dead in Lavo as foon as he has I recommend it therefore to every wealthy not to till before lus allotted but for Brothers or to die and leave that Wealth they by Right or Wrong to common Lawyers and and Clerts of the to be divided among them as the Heirs at Law may judge - are the Sentiments of the Deceased Thrifty IT was a true Maxim of my old Friend that the falling out of Lovers is the of The Fair embraces every little to make a flight well knowing her Reconcilement a greater than her Anger gave Pain and while Ihe feem not to care for ihe is employing all her Arts to you the A Lady to whom I pay my on fome forbad me to fee her again $ I a Friend to imitate the 9th Ode of the 3d Book of it The and fent it to This had the for our Love now is as mutual as was that of Horace and Lydia The the Numbers exceeds not the but I muit own in fome Places has not fully the of the dying mate my Chloe does not come up to Si par cent Animae fata Thou light as and rough as is not fo as Levior cortice 3 improbo Adria the whole Dialogue may not be unacceptable to your Female The A 7HILE your V V While Me alone to you'd loll upon no other I was the Youth While you could love none more than Nor of Chloe boaft j Lyddy was then the the That Chloe charms I'll not To Lute who Notes whom I not fear to Would dying make my Me who with each Breath for whom I twice would fuffer Death % Would built but iny lovely Yowk