Terril Tribune (Newspaper) - July 10, 1903, Terril, Iowa TERRIL VOLUME 4 DICKINSON COUNTY IOWA FRIDAY JULY 10 1903 e 4th of July HAS PASSED AWAY Have You Thought of where you are GOING TO BUY I Or Your fine We want you to know that we lead in Fancy Shirtwaists and Fancy Dress Goods for warm weather Come and get your pick before it is too late the Men Have you bought your Hat We sell the Patterson Have you bought your Shoes We sell the North Star R P Smith Sons and E B Picken brock Sons We found it necessary to put in the North Star Shoes Here after you can buy them of WILL CONLON Terril THE BANK OF TERRIL 4 4 5 cents a day iu ono year to S 1825 in ten yrs 5518250 10 25 50 7S 100 3650 0125 27375 30500 912fiO 273750 f I i The foregoing table does not include interest which if added would nearly double the results shown If you wish to take advantage of above call and open an account with this bank We pay interest on time deposits Write insurance in best companies Buy and sell land EVERETT Banter Blue The Reliable Livery and Feed Stable We endeavor to keep the best horses for general driving purposes lo 5 be northeast Iowa We pay particular attention to this part of our business Transient Patronage Guaranteed Satisfaction Jas Chapman Terril lo edo B and Terril TRIBUNE one year for A temporary injunction has been granted and the Milford saloon is clos ed The drouth over there threatens to become perpetual The Uncertainty of Oil is the sub ject of a leader in an exchange ia John D Rockefellers oil there is no uncertainty about it We are dead sure of a raise of a cent a gallon 175 EDITORIAL COMMENT Why not call it There also a little noise on the Fourth The saloon is closed Now will you be good Bto Chrysler The lynching fever is invading the north with the velocity of a tornado There were twenty lynchings in June We are afraid to estimate the July crop An Ohio editor sagely remarks that some people who have an aim in life have nothing to shoot with The St Louis exposition will have geisha girls Now what in thunder is a geisha girl If that wasnt a cloudburst last Fri day afternoon it was near enough to satisfy everyone in this vicinity Kansas wants 75000 people to work in the harvest fields Some of our de subscribers should go out there and get a job Saints preserve us The Rockefellers have agreed to pay the taxes assessed against them But stop dont jollify They will raise the price of oil It was a hung jury in that murder case down in county Ky But then the jury is about the only thing that gets bung in that county anyway We are informed that some of Mil fords prominent citizens are contem plating running a main from the saloon at Arnolds Park to to supply beer to the thirsty The secret is out at last as to why the President wont allow Miss Alice to have an automobile The darned thing is too strenuous and Teddy doesnt want to be the cows tail in the race The Milford Mail notes that there were more votes cast against Edmunds in Lloyd than in the other three town ships of the district combined The hasnt visited Lloyd town ship for quite awhile you want to win undying fame just give a few of your billions toward constructing good roads If you dont think we need them just come over and let us take you out for a spin in our gocart Engine Has Had Long Service One of the earliest steam engines ever built is still the main source of power in some rolling mills in Bir mingham It was set up In 1767 and the original wooden beam has lately been replaced by an iron one after 135 years of continuous service Aside from this iron beam and a cylinder that was put in new in 1802 the engine is the same as at first even to the con rod For its special purpose the old engine lias been pronounced more economical than many modern engines and it is likely to do duty many years more Australian Rabbits A few years ago the rabbit was the plague and dread of the whole pastoral class in Australia Australians are learning now to turn the rabbit itself into a commercial asset Twenty mil lions of Australian rabbit skins wero sold in London last year while nearly 3000000 rabbits frozen in their furs were sent to the London market from Victoria alone The Australian rabbit is thus supplying the tables of tho United Kingdom with food and the wardrobes of the civilized world with ELIZAS BUNCH OF KEYS They Paid Her Well Until the Polica Took a Hand Eliza hail a bunch of keys etc We do not remember ever to have read of a more clever plan for vert ing some of the superfluous wealth of the world into one neglected chan nel than that of Eliza Holman wbo is only 15 Her her jimmy her center bit appears to have been a burch of keys These keys were not designed to fit immediate and obvious use they were duffing keys Eliza would admit to having found them In the street outside a public building or She Implied that they might happily belong to some one of the V and while these keys were being tried by principals or headmistresses Eliza waiting patiently in the sanc tum or office of the said officials picked up there what she considered worth her while The keys were forthwith returned to her and served again another day There were twenty charges against Sketch THE WAYS OF Philosopher Asserts They Do Too Much Crowing Ive heard a good deal in my time about the foolishness of hens but when it comes to plum foolishness give me a rooster every time Hes always strutting and stretching and crowing and bragging about things with which he had noth ing to do When the sua rises youd think that lie was making all the light instead of all the noise when the farmers wife throws the scraps In the henyard he crows as If be was the provider for the whole farmyard and was asking a blessing oa the food when tie meets another rooster he crows and when the other rooster licks him he crows and so he keeps It up straight through the day He wakes up during the night and crows a little on general principles But when you hear from a hen shes laid an egg and she dont make a great deal of noise about It either Letters from a SelfMade Merchant to His Son by George Horace Lorimer By permission of Small Maynard Co publishers Boston Mass The New Chinese Minister Rev William E corrects a published statement that Sir Chen tung Liang Cheng the new Chinese minister Is a graduate of Yale He merely studied there being one of 120 students brought to this country by Yung Wing TUe minister ex plains that the first part of his name corresponds to the Ameri can John The middle part his fam ily name is pronounced His title about which there has been a good deal of talk was bestowed by the British government after the au of his own country bad con sented that he accept it Hotel Savoys Immense Mirror The Hotel Savoy in New York plumes itself upon the possession of the largest mirror in the world Only two steamships of the of them the Friesland in which it came room in their holds to stow away such a large package It is a little more than thirteen feet square ana is nearly half an inch thick To get this perfect plate five different glasses had to be cast It was mado at the St Gabian glassworks In Paris Who Was Demosthenes It was in Athens that the great orator Demosthenes was born Al though he had many overcome he worked on untiringly un til finally not only the first orator of Greece but of all antiquity He remedied a stammer in his speech by practicing with pebbles in his mouth On tne death of Alexander he gave his services as an orator to the confederated Greeks and in the end made way with himself by using poison to avoid falling Into the hands of Antipater Rejected by Prominent Club Harry Thaw of Pittsburg brother of the earl of fiancee has tried and failed to gain admission to the Metropolitan club of Washing ton the organization which turned down Adjutant General Corbin In fact the two names were rejected by the board of governors at the same time Some of tne members enter tain keen personal animosity toward young Thaw and therefore although he had the backing of some of the most influential men In Washington it was considered inadvisable to press his candidacy Music an Incentive to Work It was shown at the Brooklyn navy yard the other morning that the gov plan of having the band play while the men are coaling a war ship is most efficacious While lively twosteps and marches were being played tha bluejackets worked like beavers to fill the bunkers of the sup Buffalo One of the officers suggested that it would not be a bad idea for private corporations to cheer their men on In their work by hiring music if nothing more than one of the little German street bands to keep up their enthusiasm inter Ocean to paid up subscribers one year for cents Excursions The Minneapolis St Louis R R has reestablished its Hates to Minnesota North Dakota Montana Idaho Washington and Oregon in ad dition to points in the West Southwest South and Southeast These apply on the firsthand third Tuesdays of April May and June 1903and are the exceed ingly low rates of one fare plus trip limited 21T days from I date of sale For full particulars in quire of any M St L ticket agent or 1 address A 15 CUTTS G P T A 615 Minneapolis Minn rARM LANDS If you are looking for a home or an investment do not forget that the best farm lands in the North along tho line of The Minneapolis St Louis R R where crop failures are unknown Good soil Rood climate good people there Farm values are rising rapidly and the time to buy is NOW Low excursion rates from points on the Iowa Central and Minneapolis St Louis Railroads if you wish to in For particulars address A B CUTTS G I A la Cent and M SI L R K Minneapolis Minn A Sure Shot We are aiming for your busi ness We are loaded with the best at the lowest prices We are certain to hit the mark and those who want to save money in buy their wants here for those small savings in THEY GROW We have the best for that can be got in this town in The ladigs look better these latter they are dressed more becomingly Its be cause of the Specially TAILORED GARMENTS And things are lively around our Tailor Made Garments We have taken several orders and guarantee satisfaction Ladies Union Suits the very best only 50c Fancy Ribbons less than cost Wrappers A nice new line just received for SHIRTWAISTS if you can get size Lot 1 Waists 75c Lot 2 Waists 50cent Waists c Sr I V I Our Grocery Department if you dont be lieve us come in and try us and we will convince you We have space to mention only a few things Any kind of Breakfast Pood Only 10c a package Tomatoes I Oc a can and a lot of oth er canned goods at lOc Our best Vinegar per gal 20c and it is not watered either Our Meats Best I 6c Ib Hams Ib C A TERRIL THE LEADING STORE I I You Never Can Know The Convenience Of a Checking Account un til you have tried one Whenever you feel disposed to test the mat ter we shall be glad to supply you with the necessary books blanks and information THE FARMERS BANK TERRIL IOWA We SELL the Come and see our POSTS Come and see our SCREENS t LET US FIGURE ON YOUR HOUSE BARN BILLS Onr Woven Wire Fence Coats US the most of any Fence but we sell it CHEAP SEE 1 1 1 1 I 1 A HOG FENCE FOR 2O CENTS PER ROD m TIGHT and BULL HIGH SUPERIOR LUMBER d COAL COMPANY T j i