Wisconsin Pinery, The (Newspaper) - March 5, 1858, Stevens Point, Wisconsin PROPRIETOR DEVOTED TO THE or CENTRAL AND NORTH RES A YEAR IN ADVANCE 48 POINT PORTAGE COUNTY WIS FRIDAY MARCH 5 1858 WHOLE NO 263 r LV AT UU nr DIRECTORY N i IM 1 1 Banking HOUMS M I I fit o L Sememes otic tin NX i one m I 111 six i i m the not per 1 3 00 6 X 0 8 If 14 IK 25 00 40 00 f Monty mntl C lit I any i 11 inn at the pte no i- i in R K F E ES ES N V BWM Mr J III SfM CASH CAPITAL W W And made be O IK i r ntl on Hue or joint ROOD 31 Surgeon L-c on Clark A E M D n iir wu S D AN AND tf on Street Dr H L Thomas KB OF THE ROYAL COLLEGE or CUrk Street cu Dec 4 1 W TAX MTEk ASK ft AT LAW Wis ALMANSON EATON and ai Law u 4 Kit iR Cam CHASE d at Law WISCONSIN d AT LAW TENS POINT S H LAW N T w k MISCELLANEOUS TOM TACT oa Every one lian heard of the quent pathetic and humorous stump orator of Ohio He was pronounced speaker he bad over heard and in Ncv BUilT BRETT LAND AGENT STEVENS POINT Wig In 5 u to the public in all Lin I ne But Booie twenty yean ftg tell with great gusto tli 4 3r u ilt 14th P flu i it do B BRETT ind P mis heartily coincide after baring heard Clay u Jones ot Teun Benjamin Soule Randall Hunt Totn Marshall Gen Lamar Bates and a hott of Wt 11 this orator carried his love of fu i into every department of lite In the private circle where knew every person and where he un- bosomed fully he was the most delightful and I ever listened to I do not know that he now at age and mity nra creeping on indulges this to humor eo much as he used to But he used to follow ing story In early lit early that I not remember the fath er up stakes and carrying with him the household went from Bourbon county Kentucky I was born to hio withstanding a rough-and-tumble struggle with the world he had a hard time to get on owing to a merous and rapidly increasing ly Well family matters had not much improved when I had reached inr thirteenth or fourteenth year At this time there lived in the neighborhood a young man by the name of Pickering lie bad ted a well-stocked farm was good looking and made a strong ion of religion latter tion caused him to find peculiar tavor in the eyes of my father who always was blinded by professions extra This fellow had after one of my sisters who was a ver pretty girl To her he was distasteful She seemed ways excessively annoyed nt Yet he was ever at lar eide She dared not dismiss him entirety for fear of the paternal anger one fur Went on 111 tillS tor a emancipated from tions of an obnoxious er The old gentleman did not the real state of the tacts for full twenty arde but when he did lie ed heartily About thirty five npo there resided in the town ot WILLIAM IJ Surveyor and Land Agent wu tu i locution or rine ot of an I all with Ibr A G Etui I lion i fc fte Si cut Foln E H Brother Will to the of f me Timbered tain Me M of MMr of the bat SIKIC wBI br For fioto lo SS cU Luni 6 cu A C I a Hwi A f II A J L E General Real AGENT OINT W In the Point for Sume j lute tlie for JHle J y Office Hit Rail Office 1857 AT LAW AND LAXO STI Hill HM ffi F 1 R HIRAM LUCE WI M j I A 1 f j 11 n ij ttl ig Me i h i e j ir s I'd 111 r HI I lit m rl T ORRIN MAYBEE Produce a i ic o it r i FU n r Matches Po nt Ww year or two and ae I partook largely of my haired to him I cast about for a plan for some tune but nothing occured which gave me the slightest hope of being At last returning home late one summer from mill I found the family at their nightly otions Passing by the windows ot the room in which they were assembled I saw that Pickering was there and pretty soon I discovered that he ding and finally his head dropped Now was my opportunity I stole slily into the ball and reaching the hull door which was ajar and close by which c was on bended I reached in and quickly pulling his chair from under him he rolled heavily as a sound j ft sleeper would upon the floor Hie j noise alarmed old gentleman stopped in the midst almost in- CASH and will j terminable prayer ami aw the j M m IN Provisions MOUSE ot a wlw in In due course of time they gcd to be married 1 ho w HS a Llis lady love a and ded Baptist They were gether one evening talking ot their approaching nuptials when the tor remarked J am thinking my dear of two events which 1 shall number among the happiest of my life And pray what may that be tori remarked The one is the boor ween I shall call yon wife for time And the It is we shall present our baptism Yes my dear sprinkled Never shaH a child ot be sprinkled Every child of mine shall be sprinkled sir I can tell you then that babies won't be my babies So food night sirP The left the TWITO ami the doctor left the house sequel to this true story was that the doctor never married and the lady is an old maid Scone at Chatham dining the sion of the Circuit Court in vs ot mil K ions and the jy the tiie ey called in support ot the the Buck Brynnt wl o tu tell Uglified at- hi At all jon know about the cutting of the by the At the bar gentlemen it was a daik cloudy wot sort of a day and to tin old woman I believe III go dow n to aud posit my vote And my old woman to me well Buck as it is a sort of dark cloudy wet sort of a drizzly hadn't you better take Sars 1 to the old woman 1 eptict i bad tatter take the 60 1 took the and advanced down towards and when I got Mr Cole earned and says he uncle Buck have TO seed anything of old neighbor I to Mr Cole lor why Says he he's got my Tho witness was bore interrupted by the Court and told to confine himself to thu actual fray between the prisoner and Cole the In answer to which tho w remarked in a tone ot wdl now Mr hold on for I am sworn to tell the truth I'm gw me at r is not only an efficient officer but something of a to tell it my owu taint while for yob nothing mure about hereupon the and the Commonwealth's Attorney be- ing to pi t nd of the witness i stratum A few years ngo the companies between Albany and had tho long and table cars row used bv the mail agentu and Ex- press the messengers of tlie latter in cars like any and of course ed all sorts of character One of tlie firm whose love of waggery is well kuow n happened to be going to and was quietly seated in tho car when his attention was directed to the conversation of two als ophite One of these was it appeared a traveling n regular of the science lie was diluting upon its rapid de- the wonderful phenom cna it exhibited its astonishing curative powers of disease the ex- discoveries developed through its agency Finally he got his own superiority a a congenial theme he at home After u of experiments Koine ot them astounding of course he spoke ol the following with a gueto that was Said he week I was going through one of the very streets of this very city Rochester I saw a man just ahead to whom I was anxious to apeak Ifc walked too fust for me to overtake him Without running so I just straightened out my right arm concentrated my will pass at him and ho stopped er than lightning W hy mister don't call that very m ot a trick do sir I rather flatter myself that it was rather a strong wag he terms told him to go on and with misses an opportunity of cracking I tell the tale in his own way Well I once did one A few days since he j as I wae going to say twas on Then yon are familiar with ting on toe wharf long lank j dny Buchanan and Jf ilmo was j science sir I presume for legislature and inn passed I says I to rny old says I I holding in one hand a section of e I'll down to and and in the other a huge my vote old woman Bologna At almost every j to me says she Buck as it is a sort step he would satisfy the f a dark cloudy damp dismal soil his with a bite trt mi each a day hadn't you belter take your the ight I inquire what was tho case see woe ofr I h-h happened to be up hero in B Batavia in the winter going down to 1 saw the at tides Put no saya she I Says 1 to the old on of a building 1 lit i T I J 1 I nm than upon a joke As the Hoosier passed Pat a rat ran across the sidewalk at which he I I I had off snow pretty bis take mj so I tuck my j foot slipped and down n made a kick that rat yelled Pat as ii angry Leave that rat alone replied the Housier looking at Pat with hie mouth full ot bologna what do jou want a teller to leave that alone turf brill nnd on towards gold till 1 arriv Well the first thing I did when I got thar was to take a drink of Buchanan whiskey which was monstrous good and says I to myself says I old hose you feel better now don't you And while I was advancing around Mr Colo ho come to me Bays he have jou Because it belongs tome and 11 anything of old neighbor 11 arris J will not have it abused I for why? he the old Belong to What on airth do want to do with Make Bologna with them sir and right nice ones they make cock's got my Arter a while I posited my vote and then Mr Cole and me advanced back t Wards home and Mr 1 vie was t liter than I seed him And he had about halfway down I just made a at and stopped him quicker than der I off without thinking anything more about it If roing I just him down for I he U h there yet 1 you are to you ust where you will you meet Americans We had no sootier set in and were busy ex- lie temple of Isis and altar when in came three The Hosier waited to hear no we advanced along till w got more hut throwing his bob a the roud and path forked and as the strength ot his a-m would Mr Colu and me tuck the path send it hastened to the grog i gentlemen would i t i lor one or u curious Yankees and joined our ty Thy other dar on reaching tlie ting I marked him at d we to old ler we iy oia i HI I nt sittin on a lop with i in whicE that thi and were -i S I HM i n i -i TTI k was run out like a bowsprit and he united at hoose i outright even my mother wholesale store rav and smiled and delighted by the entrance of an married my darter kitchen fire at WM WISCONSIN IKK DAY HI Pickering endeavored to acquaintance upas OP but i jollification and talking over old he had touched the old man j times the visitor left when Pat's em his tteiideret-t point It ev ident player said to him ftvm rubbing his that her bo Pat you knew that chap had slept r the old the old country one and my Qch an eure did it's era reputation far and wide tor the day I wid here It's a fervency and strength of his fine boy he is wid all his and was Pickering was a i home As soon M 1 came up with ie bawled f j Hallo pretty J rid up on a was and Cassady being which is next ft mv darter After M c had ach dv af and Kiah Cassa thv same and Ki born in the in m him if be bad ed into the crater be replied A writer on the subject of Hard makes the following truthful JN ow we are aware that this fast age und people are cutting up great antics in their endeavors to keep up with the times and tlie ions We think however if people were not so fast and ble but more prudent and there would be more cash and complaint and more more firmness and less lows lose and more ey There not be to many half-grown boys strutting about the streets puffing their Havanas and swearing like Spanish pirates while papa is driving the or holding the plow nor so many ed pianos tortured into an while mamma is getting dinner or tea In short there would be lese profligacy and more presence of mind more common sense and Icee coquetry There would be a great deal more space occupied behind the counter and in the field and shop and much loss in the gambling nnd drinking saloon there would be much less space occupied upon the and much more in the and tho western country what one bays costs at least a or a half dime nickel pennies or copper cents nre just about as scarce as men made in a ical convention Well not long ago a down Easter tried to pass ten pers upon a a native of for a dime What bo inquired the sucker io unfeigned ignorance 1 calculate they are replied the can't you read f I reckon said the other and what's more old boss I allow I don't want to What is cents mister T I vow to the said tho Northerner you are worse than the t Cento money aartin i Ten of them are worth one Can't you see f it E the Latin for Hail here it is inscribed one cent Look responded the sucker putting the thumb ot his band into his ear and inclining fingers ward you may run a saw OB a or a Wolverine but Pm blamed if you cau Yankee we with that coat Englian beau of the century most a fantastical looking object He wore long pointed to his knees by gold or hose of one color on the one leg and of another color on the other short breeches which reaches to the mid die of his coat the one half white and the other half black or long beard a silk hood toned under his embroidered with grotesque figures of animals dancing men and ornamented with gold and stones Thu drew waa the bight of tbo mode in the reign ot King ward m The following certificate to w a capital on all sorts of patent it should be read by all who con- template doing likewise Permit Me through your to bear mony to a valuable medicine Mjr great aunt has reach heaven for twenty Having a It wae father was a an he'd ali is mine like brothers ny and both Yin is but I burnt tUe my J cough she finally fell into the hand pants though I tell of the retired sand HO 75 H 11 u i I u uur b I M-l l-t MI vu It and Accepted -n ih It'll W i 4 K B Slowly yet been a general himself if he'd not the Kiah i was lie in M jrr tones enter my kuise I thought 1 again ting bis fingers in rather He He om to be a man from i of life have run ont New England who came up the volcano ift not common parta HOUSE v as that make no A ft xT which not add to the 1 U- U Jt ol the ft M ju UH lie at his hat op fair line ol march and by f grinning in vf a th IB OT of mj Clapping nis Pat that and were mining like whak with a n h ift I the b I welL wid all ly at I 1 n it Kit run Mr Jonee that neater than a strength On taking ber strength to that was able to cough day and w the t r i fit iiv m Uw ii tan in a I A all 1 ui I want AT fl Of JOB Z HOAX fuwin one 1 into the whar was in mT darter can turn lo my darter any man in this I tie landed her fc ia Welt Mr Smith I taM ao rf my bv say to Well Mr Jonw I dont like to go home brae but there is no man on we on can turn a thing at wen at 1 can and I a it I nor Mr Smith ba- k Well I about whittling what can and I em ng Mr tlie that 1 that can torn and 1 frr will vow a dollar iff do it to Jan all
