Standard (Newspaper) - July 18, 1878, Albert Lea, Minnesota COUNTY STANDARD PUBLISHED EVERY UV Williams Per Year in Advance I 1 V 1 inch 3 inch 3 inch 4 inch 5 inch a -1 w t UO 1 2 50 I 75 3 50 50 a so a sol oo 3 IK 4 50 5 4 00 5 50 li 25 13 4 30 G 00 7 00 00 00 U III s so 0 00 16 00 IS COl -1 SO 5 25 7 00 10 00 coi t 10 s 12 m oo 130 oo 1 COl 10 00 00 00 00 50 00 1 v 10 00 18 50 10 50 20 00 35 00 oO 90 50 00 00 00 LAWYERS LAND AGENTS J H PARKER And Judge of thn corner of ind near House Albert Minn HERMAN LAND FOR SAL AT LAW MINN Special to collection Short tune JOHN ANDERSON AM Y over Store A IT O ATTORNEY AT LAW Cor J A LOTELY ATTORNEY AT LAW Hewitt's Block Broadway ALBERT LEA MINN if C STACY ATTORNEY AT LAW AGENT M VOLUME 18 ALBERT LEA MINNESOTA THURSDAY JULY NUMBER 29 NEST ABE THE POOR MAN'S FRIEND HAS REMOVED TO G T GARDNER'S OLD STAND Where He Sells HATS AND CAPS TRUNKS VALISES Ac Cheaper than Ever LUMBER YARD DRAY LINES A H CITY EXPRESS DRAY LINE Deals in nnl COAL Also Reasoned Wood C L LUMBER left on tne shuo at C M Hewitt attended to at onco CITY BUS LINE M U WILSON Proprietor of lius Line tilso from poU opposite MALLERY BROS Proprietors CITY HARD WOOD AT ALBERT LEA AND ALDEN Kvery description of LUMBEE INCLUDING FENCING DIMENSIONS SIDING SHINGLES LATH SASH SHEETING tC on hand and for at tho Lowest Market Price Office Jit J W Smith's O Dealer in AND CUSTOM-MADE Boots Work done to order 1st r live him i call before PHYSICIANS AND DENTISTS M- H lil D AID SURGEON Office and up over the DR A H STREET rug flu re Albert Lea Minn DR DE M Office over store Lei BANKERS THE BANK H ARMSTRONG ET LEA HALL HOUSE Albert Minn J A ANDERSON EU CLARK AND STS MINN NICE LINK OF DRY GOODS AND MORE ON TOE WAY our LADIES CASSIMERES ALI FRESH STOCK OF JUST RECEIVED Roasted Rio Coffee GERMAN MUSTARD By the PINT QUART OR GALLON As I ham the I sell mid ilo not have to put on an price for had J A FUR FRAMES FILLED TO ON J F REPPY Albeit Lea Closing out my entire for tbo next 90 days of ling of 1000 pr Boots Shoes 700 Hats Gaps 300 Suits of DRY NOTIONS CARPETS FORKS kv bought at 70 on the be sold Til AX D E DWYER BROTHERS GILBERTSON BROTHERS PEOPLE'S STOHE A Complete of Dry Goods AND AND SHOES STON NOTIONS in fact everything bcf K Ac and AGENT MILLINERY Millinery and MRS STAGE HAS RECEIVED A CHOICK STOCK OF SPRING GOODS And has enlarged her facilities for Millinery J added tu her a Department for A bin ing employed for thib purpose HIGHEST PAID IN CASH FOE HJ MAN HAIS MRS C L WARREN A Full Line of MILLINERY GOODS AT LOW PRICES DRESS MAKING in the Best Manner FANCY MILLINERY GOODS A Specialty MEAT MARKETS MEAT MARKET THE OLD AND Favorito Stand Ono door north of Palmer's store where may bo found it full unit complete stock ol Kinds of Meats 1 T Which will be as CHEAP as the CHEAPEST solicited of I lie public is respectfully EVERY CLASS OF and POULTRY ill its J G Cash paid for and Tallow FIRST-CLASS Country STOEE JIVE THEM A CALL H HAS REMOVED TIIK PIONEER On side Broa first dmr south of TUK l'LE'S STORE WITH FOR BUSINESS HI TO BETTER SATISFACTION THAN EVER BEFORE fur Tallow BABBIT NOBLE WOOD FOR SALE on liu flato iit R G A FINE FARM FOR SALE and Forty Acres three mi o Lou 50 acres undor the ind a quantity oi timber and a well ol This L- to get a trae 1 chenp Inquire nt STANDARD OFFICE Albert Minn Old A correspondent desires to add tlie lowing anecdote vouched for as a fact to the number dog stones Tige a large is the promises of Chubuck Co Scituate Mass he once en- joyed the companionship of lie store cat The two became intimate friends and Tige was always ready to defend his feline companion against tho assaults of mischievous boys and hostile dogs One day last winter the cat taken so ill it was thought expedient to kill her The dead body was thrown in the dock Tige seemed to feel the loss of his friend and the first day he went ort after hi r sudden death sought for her body far and near Finding it in the water he dragged it out and brought it to the store Of course the dead body was not welcomed as the living cat had been This fact was made apparent to Tige who taking the body to the nearest hill buried it in the snow As long as the snow lasted Tige made a daily visit to the grave df his the warm weather by melting the snow uncovered the body Tige took it to someplace known only to himself Light Two cups of flour one of cream of tartar ODC of salt half a teaspoonful oi soda in a cup of sweet milk flour your hands and make into small bulls by lowing a for etch ball Boil just ten minutes by the clock PO not tbe off until done Tlie Sand piper the narrow we ilit One little sandpiper and I And fust I gather bit by bit The scattered driftwood dry The wild waves reached their hands for it Tho wild wind the tide runs high As up and down the beach we One little sandpiper and T Above our heads the sullen clouds Scud black aud swift across the sky Like silent iu misty Stand out the white lighthouses Almost far as eye cfm reach j see thu close-reefed vessels fly AB fust we Hit along the One little sandpiper und I 1 walch him as he Uttering his sweet and mournful ery He not at my fitful song Or Hush of drapery fie has no thought of liny He scans me with a fearless eye Stanch friends are we well tried and strong The little sandpiper and I Comrade where wilt thou be When the loscd storm breaks My driftwood fire will burn so To what warm thou flj I do not fear for UIKU though wroth tempest rushes through the For are we not God's children both Thou little sandpiper and Theater The Enchanted Flute Long long the great Xerxes was king there lived in the confines of Persia whose name was Ahmed and who besides being to do in this world boasted a handsome face and figure He was by nature of a bold and aspiring temperament but solitude bad engendered a that lent a vein of poesy to his character Near to the pastures wherein his nocks there was a wood of dense growth and of evil repute All shunned t as the abode of Genii and the place of the evil spirit whom tire Pers ans mune Shitan but the soul of med was troubled by no fears er his heards were safely penned he used o stroll through the gloomy avenues of the where a mimic fountain music to the invisible nymphs md dryads of its solitudes There he in enjoyment watching he sport of the mid breathing airs upon a pipe which he hail made from thu bough of a neighboring ree One day however lie lost his flute and when he reached his d spot aud sat and mused iu he ell and he a reamed a dream In fancy he was transported to a dell the midst of the wood in the a mound whereon there grew a tree tall and straight but ot peculiar ance the leaves being blood-red While he was commenting upon this circum- a voice from the mound ed him to uut from the tree a branch and to a pipe but as he en- to accomplish this the faded from hU and lo he was in a room iu a palatial mansion the like of which he had never seen before Gorgeous tapestries depended from the wall of azure silk and glistening silver were placed beie and there in lavish while of lapis lazuli infinitely pleasing to the eye supported a roof of intersected with diamond stars In the of all this beauty there upon a heaped with down a maiden of irresistible loveliness wrapped in slumber And he that he played upon his pine and that the maiden arose aud with the sound ol a rcj multitude in his ears he awoke To say that Ahmed was not disturbed liy this vision would bu false the more bo I hat he remembered having seen in his rambles through tte woods such a dell MS was presented him in his dream With this idea in his bean he returned homo but to devote the morrow to a search foi the mysterious tree With the rising of the sun ho was astir aud soon reached the wood where he wandered for many hours in fruitless At last however he stopped to rest his wearied frame and began y to pluck some twigs Irom a tree that arew out of a close by To his in- tense horror he found that ends ped blood A second lime he pulled a sapling when a hollow voice from below warned him to desist from such wanton cruelty but bade him as in his dream fashion ti flute from the branch which he held in his hand It was the grave of the valiant but un- Selim a neighboring prince who had been basely his rivals to the hand of the beauteous ee The javelins with which he had been i ad taken root and the blood had flowed from his body To explain matters more fully to our young we must retrace our steps About live years previous to the date of our stoiy all Persia wa- ringing with loves of Prince Selim and the lovely the beloved daughter of a rich and powerful monarch Their espousal was to have taken place on the festival of the Patted Cali for which preparations were already being made but the was waylaid and assassinated in a wood His murderers did not long survive him for the vengeance of tlie gods overtook them as it does all The grief of the beauteous was dreadful to in pity an amiable goddess threw her into a deep sleep from which she could not be awakened In vain the king her father offered im- mense rewards to any who should arouse her in vain the sages came with their wisdom the dervishes with their prayers and magicians with their abes Many were the trials made and many were the failures Such was the position of at the times our story opens Upon putting the pipe which he had cut to his lips it discoursed such sad sweet music that Ahmed was moved to tears as were al who afterwards listened to its melancholy but melodious strains Seemingly now possessed of a stiange restlessness Ahmed left his flocks and herds and traveled about the country playing upon his pipe often receiving sums of money from his audiences At length he arrived at tlie court of the great King the father of the ly but unfortunate and upon suring him that he was a hakim of renown he obtained permission to attempt the ed wilh joy loaded the simple shepherd witli honors He would fain in the ex- his spirits have divided his kingdom and his had he not he said regained a treasure more precious the whole of his Ahmed would have declined all these favors and returned to his herds The king however insisted upon con- ferring upon him the honor being chief hakim which the shepherd declined with every expression of gratitude Indeed he was entirely ignorant of the art of medicine although he dared not hint as much to the king But or the one circumstance Ahmed would have wished back iu his solitudes He had fallen in love with the Princess and astonished at his own pre- sumption persuaded himself that he was not indifferent to her Unluckily for him the cure princess ran like wildfire through the city and in a very short space of time a multitude of sick people presented themselves at the palace gates They were desperate having been pronounced incurable by all hakim exorcists and conjurors in Persia The king noticing the crowed and ing elated that he had in his court a im of such skill commanded Ahmad IB cure them all Ahmed's heart sank within him but he feigned indifference and answered that a much harder task were necessary to call for any exhibition of his power The king opened his eyes in ment but said perhaps was the best thing ho could do He was however destined to be still more prised for Ahmed ordered all the to be ushered into one of the rooms in tho palace and a gigantic file lit When it had flared and blazed to a white requested the king to draw and leave him alone with the sick people The king left the room but re- mained outside peeping in at the door which stood ajar No sooner was he gone then Ahmed assembled all tlie diseased around the hearth and whilst the heat radiated from the glowing furnace ho addressed them in the following My friends it will be difficult indeed for me to cure such a multitude of sous in a moment of time There exists but one remedy which is to the purpose auu to pick out the most among you and to burn him in the fire VVhen his body is entirely consumed I will mix a portion of his ashes with some and remainder shall drink of it and be cured When he had the patients eyed each other as much as to say Whose case is the for there wus not one among them who for the whole wealth of Persia would bay confessed that ho was the greatest sufferer In be meantime Ahmed questioned each one of them beginning with the one nearest the fire My dear said he pale you You are iu the last of consumption I think death would be a i illustrious in- patient in a voice ling with fear heat of the lire The fresh air I think would revive me So saying he arose and withdrew and when the king asked him why he had left be answered that he entirely cured Ahmed uow came to the second und looking at him for a short time shoos his his head mournfully My good i el he you can recover You look so yellow aud ghastly I What do you think I must be By all replied Ahmed You are but a shadow and legs cannot last much longer They are strong enough to run returned the man whereupon he slipped out of the room und as con- by the king upon being cured so soon Ahmed approached the third and said badly Alas my friend you are on the verge ot the tomb If we were to put you on the fire your pain would be over and the rest could be cured Yes but I am not so bad as that I shall recover Villain said Ahmed ie a great sion what do you do here Have you come only to mock Be off or He flew out of the door and when asked by the king why he was going he exclaimed that his health was ly restored In a similar manner Ahmed question eJ the remainder of the invalids who disappeared so fast one after another that the king was literally astounded There was not one who was willing to be burnt for the sake of companions asd they fled because the fire seemed to be the impersonation of Hades itself When the last patient out of sight King embraced Ahmed in a transport of admiration vowed that he and such a miracle of a physician should never be separated and offered him the hand of the lovely and a of his wide domains if be would but ise never to leave the kingdom This as may be imagined Ahmed very did and soon after his with the took place amid great magnificence eral points and consequently counted sever al times There in certainly a big discrep- ancy between the Indian bureau and the wai department reports and tho dispatches sent East by the Territorial and State When asked what their explanation would be in the event a battle be between the troops and any large body of Indians the bureau officials merely answer that there will be no battle but that the sensational from the Northwest will gradually subside and the In- dian war will be then over They laugh at the of this morning announcing a fight between Indians and a company of in which forty of the volunteers were lulled KOSS IN ITALY Keen ill ttf Correspondence Chicago About one year ago some excitement was created here among Americans by the in tho streets of a strolling party of beggars having with them a boy supposed to be Charley Koss tho stolen boy of America This opinion was based upon his actions and the picture and description of the seen in America When attention was attracted tu him there were several children listening to the music who con- speaking to each other in the English language bearing which be left the ers and joined them and seemed to nize the language This was noticed by one of the who in apparent alarm hurried to him and rudely jerked him out of this company und the party left This excited the suspicion of a lady from nati who saw affair the circumstances and the resemblance were talked over among Americans In a few days afterward the party was seen in another part of the city and a at a distance of a rod or more whether she bad been importuned to conceal the facts of which she was cognizant and she answered in the affirmative She even guvo the names of the persons who hud come to her on behalf of the brothers emissaries tried to make her disclose all she knew and promised her large sums of to bind her to silence us to the clandestine part played by Signora Margoni and as to the Cardinal's relations with the foreign young lady Dame Gervasi declined to give name but I have the best ot authority for saying that the Countess legal advisers will re- veal it should their plaintiff's suit require it The trial in spite ol the delays interposed by the brothers Antonelli will be resumed in the first week o July Josh Killings lo the Girls The door put in the cashier take them up take them down town take them across the river Gimme fifty cents for the the red-nosed man If you don't get out of this I'll kick your head yelled the infuriated president I'll take thirty cunts for the said the red nosed man say Die aud he dangled the bunch by the tails The president started for the outside The man with the skins started for sidewalk and after having reached it he paused aud is the boasted Old is If sealskin and sable were ng for n cent the hull town could not buy the ed end of a rat's tail Dear girls are you in search of a Tnat is a pumper and you are not re- quested lo say yes out loud but are tow throw yure eyes down onto the earth as though you looking for n pin and reply tew the interrogatory with u of sigh Not tew press to tender a until it becomes a thorn iu the llesh we will tuw avoid argument that you are on lookout for in the mail line me give you sum small chunks ov advice tew spot yure ture 1 The man who is ov evi ry little which yu get from some other feller you will find after yu are married tew him he will luv himself more than lie duz yu aud what yu mistook for yu will discover hai changed to indifference isn't a heart it isu liver 2 A mustache is not it is only a little more hair and much like spoke in English saying Charley come to moss and other duz me He seemed to understand and started toward her but was again seized rudely and with angry words hurried out of sight All farther efforts were defeated by their denly leaving the city Some ten ago the same party again appeared in the city The party is composed of a possibly de- formed man who sits ill a and is drawn about by a villainous-looking man each about thirty-five lo forty years old of very dark swarthy skin hair and eyes black The boy plays an accordeon and collects tue coppers The boy is judged to be eight or nine years old eyes largo and bright blue features open refined and fair clear regular fair teeth hair light red faint freckles about the nose of delicate or light bright aud cheerful His apj the on sile that won't raise anything else Don't forget that those things which yu admire in a fellow riage yn will probably dislike iu a band alter nil i will get lo be it very weak diet afler a long If could be took on trial us cooks two-thirds of them would returned but there to fore vu will that alter yu git a man you have got to keep him even if yu luze on him if yu gut enny kold in the house try him on tin m once aud a while during aud it lie them i and he will take more he is a A Mistake She gave him a beautiful worked pair of slippers and although they were an inch too short and pinched him ly across the he smilingly submitted to fhe martyrdom which imposed and vowed they never should leave his feet This reckless statement must be re- by the reader with becoming cautiousness And so the young man made a return of her offering It was his picture en- cased in a handsome frame He wrote a note to send with it and at the same time replied angrily to an dun from his tailor with reference to an suit of clothes He gave a bov ten cents to deliver the notes and package giving explicit directions as to the desli nation oi each It was an unusually in- boy with freckled face and he discharged his errand in vir manner that should give him a niche in the temple ot fame The young lady received a note in her adored one's handwriting and flew to her room to devour its contents She opened the missive with eager lingers and read I'm getting tired of your everlasting attentions The suit is worn out already It never amounted to much Please eo to thunder And the tailor wus strucK utterly dumb when he opened a and ed the picture of his delinquent customer with a note that When you upon these features think how much I owe you When the unfortunate young called around that evening to receive the happy acknowledgements of bis heart he was very kicked off tile steps and over the fence by the young lady's lather and thu next ing he was waited upon by tailor's and imperatively ordered to tle or suffer There is one less freckled boy in the place He hai suddenly and myster iously disappeared A Stiff UUU L LI 1 U lUCe and manners will convince the beholder that ulan hen blue Monday kums will EXAGGERATED The Indian to the oil the cure of the princess Disdaining even the semblance of preparation Ahmed an- himself to be in readiness and was escorted to the presence of the bering Atter dismissing the curious attendants and excluding one with exception of the king from the room he took softly bis pipe from his breast and put it lo bis lips For a ment there was silence and then the voice of the murdered Belini stole from it At the first sound the fair awoke and was clasped in the arms of her parent The kingly now Special to Missouri Re- publican The officials at the Indian bureau aay the reports from the Indian campaign are gross exaggerations so far as they pretend to re- late to the Indians engaged in hostile ments in the Northwest They assert that the people in Oregon Idaho and Washington territory have been worked into a grand scare over the minors as to the numbers of Indians on the Three officials say that there are not really more than 200 Indians now turbulent and in support of this statement produce letters aud telegrams from the agents at the agencies from which Indians are reported in the press dispatches as having become hostile stating that these Indiana are peaceful and obedient Such tho dispatch received to-day from the agent at the reservation of the Sho shones in southern Idaho which Indians have been reported as joining the hostile Bannocks A like dispatch has been received in regard to the Nez Perces farther north who were also reported as among the In regard to the dispatch in the morning papers stating that riors are strongly fortified near Canyon City the Indian bureau answers that there are not that many warriors in that section of the country leave alone among the tribes which have been reported as on the That numer of warriors represents Indians and the last census shows in all tribes in the infected region but about five thousand Indians men women and children and the bureau people stoutly in- sist tbat hardly any of the reported tribes are hi the fight They account for the gerated reports by the fact that Indians who are moving peacefully are at he is not an Italian aud in no way akin to his keepers Tlie interest iu this case was intensified by the knowledge of the practice in this country of stealing children to in the practice of beggary and all manner of penny exhibitions A bright child ia a small fortune in the bands of strolling vagabonds A few months ago the three year old son of one- of the prominent citizens of Milan was stolen the nurse who had him in charge in the public garden The police force was set to work and iu twenty-four hours thereafter by the aid of a citizen who happened to see a crying boy carried along a back street he was found in a ferret occupied by a strolling grinder So prevalent hns been the habit of stealing that no one under ten years of age allowed to go into the street or to and from school without an attendant Children are not allowed to leave the school room for a moment without a protector Dwellings are so constructed that no one can leave or enter a house without the knowledge aud consent of the door-keeper who always at the post of duty Hence it is an easy matter to prevent a child from caping the vigilance of parents or From the time they walk till the age of they are as prisoners under guard A lady never walks the streets aloue day or night except nt the risk of impertinence or insult Yet these disturbances and are said to have greatly diminished within the last ten or fifteen years and may not now justify the rigid precautions still kept up by force of hibit perhaps A few years ago when Italy was the native home of a vast horde of tyrants brigands thieves and beggars force and cunning had to bo met by barred windows iron doors walls guards and sleepless vigilance The presence of the stolen boy Charley Ross in this in the hands of ing vagabonds would not be inconsistent with the past history of this people and their besetting crimes Daughter f London Daily News The evidence of Dame Gervasi the femme who brought the Countess Lumber tini into the world and who was privy to the plot by which the infant was represented to be the daughter of Signer nud Signora Marconi and baptised as such in the church of Santa Maria in Via was given on June 13 and U The brothers Antonelli did all they could to prevent this tions from being taken but the objections advanced by their counsel were overruled by the court and her evidence was heard cordingly For seven hours on Thursday and eight hours on Friday was this old woman subjected to an unflagging serias of questions and the latter be- ing sometimes pressed with such unfairness by the advocates Cavi mid Ar- grestini the counsel of the brothers so as to evoke the interference of Signer the judge The examination was conducted with closed doors but the following details may be re- lied upon as authentic indications of its The whole history of the birth of the Countess was recapitulated with the accouchement of the foreign young lady of rank and the role played by Marconi and including particulars for which the Latin language would be the most vehicle One incident came out very clearly and derived additional tency from tho cross-examination and it was the foreign young lady went to lodge at Dame for her con- finement Cardinal Antonelli paid several visits to his protege On the first of these visits his eminence was accompanied by Dr Lucchini The physician told Daine Gervasi that the young lady's case being a rather serious one he had thought it right to bring in tion a French practitioner who was then staying for a short time in Home With this practitioner accordingly Dr Lucchini came I said Dame Gervasi that went to open the door to them I held in my band a bowl of beef tea which I was taking to the patient Dr Lucchini was the first to enter and I soon recognized the second visitor to be Cardinal Antonelli who wore a long and a tall hat He took the bowl which I held in my hand This is for the be said inquiringly but before I had time to reply he bad lowed part of its contents Dame Garvasi then proceed d to relate how Dr Lucchini left the cardinal alone with the foreign young lady whereupon she witness applied her ear to the and heard distinctly the sound of kisses alternating with sobs between the two His eminence to console the patient told her he had taken every precaution against the ter becoming known Don't be he said nobody will be a bit the wiser Yon will be able to marry As for tho baby that's my affair I will take care of her and I swear to you that she will never know the name of her mother Dame interrogated as to well 4 Don't ry -i who is tellin how mother dux It iz tew hard to wean a one 11 a young man beat you ing on the md can't hear a lish nu the street without summers account r f the musick that K in him I tu he might to tend but if you feet him out in gulden you will find that j on hive got to do it yourself A whole life lies in ami mt too at that ain't no better than u powder but it he to while you sum gentle ballad yu will tini him mellow and not soft But don't mairy for one than yu would a man just cue fault j It is cine ov the things for a to he an ly A great many has tried it and made a bad job ov i and had a haul time to look upon old maids they do upon herbs in the for and therfore gi U it a that yu shud be willing to swop with tome lor u husband The swop may be a good one: but don't swop for uny man who is because hix father Yon had ter be an uM maid for four thousand and then join tho Shakers than tew bu repentance at this No ever made this trade who didn't get a a mean or a clown for a band 7 In down into this subject I find the digging yoes harder the further I get It tew inform yu whu cot tew take for the there is more ov them I don't think you will follow my ad- vice if I give aud therefore I will it for look upon castor mean dose to and a mean dose to take If you can nud a bright-eyed lasted boy who looks upon poverty az tassy az a child looks upon had sit down on the curbstone of the 5th avenue hotel and eat ham wich rather than go inside and run in debt for his and toothpick and who is a man with that sort of pluck that mistakes a for a victory my ad- vice ia to tako him body and sou snare him at oust for he is a stray a breed very in our waters Take him 1 say and bild onto as hornets bild on a free A Poor Town Business He was a red-nosed wild eyed man from the head waters of and looked as it he had not bee in in town since oil discovered His rusty pants were several inches too snort for him aud he carried half u skins in his hand A l he corner he met a South Side lady and her by holding the bunch of hides before face I sell you something to make a set ol furs out screamed and shot across to the other side of the street Does any of your neighbors want to buy anything of tho yelled the man Thu lady screamed again what's the matter with remarked the man a5 the lady disappeared in the door A moment Inter the man veered into a bank and threw I is hides down at the cashier's window Got some A No 1 here that I'll sell Not a scratch of a tooth on nny of Vm every one i if Vm in a We have no use for said the president he cast tin oblique glance at the goods They'll make yon u nice said the man Two hides 11 make you a vest und ono 11 make you a cap that'll wear you as long as you My dear replied the president confused svi don't want hides here Take them somewhere else please your wife woald like a set of und these No no replied the banker im- patiently take the things away they are offensive What's the red nosed man sharply Take the things out of exclaimed the ex they smell like a slaughter I'll take a dollar for the lot The Glasgow Junction correspondent of the Cincinnati er wonderful cave has recently been ered near this It has already been explored for a distance of twenty-three miles in one direction called the long route and sixteen miles in direction called the short route The are very wide a span of horses can easily be driven through for a distance of eleven miles Three rivers wide and very deep are encountered on the long route One of them is navigable for teen miles until the passages become too narrow to admit a boat This forms the third or river route which hah to be ex- in a boat This cave is wonderful beyond tion and far surpasses in grandeur the Mammoth or any other cave ever buforo discovered Several remains have been discovered m one of the large rooms They were reposing in stone coffins constructed and from appearances they may have been in this cave for ries They present every appearance of the Egyptian mummies Great excitement prevails over this important discovery Edwin Mortimore of Chestnut street Louisville Ky chased three of the mummies and has them now in his George M Proctor of Glasgow tion Ky the remainder of the mummies from the owner of the cave name is Thomas Kelly He is or was a few days ago a very poor man gling to make a payment on a farm of acres upon which bv mere the entrance to this wonderful was discovered He realized abont from the sale of the mummies and is now offered cash for the cave The entrance to the cave is within the town limits aud is only about two minutes walk from the depot which makes it very valuable indeed as visitors will not be com- to travel live miles in a stage coach as they do if desirous of visiting the Mammoth cave which is five miles from the town In fact nil the celebrated caves of Kentucky are located in this immediate vicinity The surface is very much broken full of great elevations and depressions with everything to indicate that there were volcanic tions or violent upheavals of the earth at some period A Hasty Conclusion It was announced that Baron Theodore von editor of the Detroit blatt was missing from Detroit Soon after the body of a man about 50 was found on tho track of the Great Western railway near Komaka Canada In the supposed suicide's hat was part of a letter in a lady's writing in which the words Wabash avenue 927 Chicago In the found a lady's gold wedding ring marked with initials and the date May 1878 The dead man was as Theodore von of Detroit and the residents of the Wabash avenue house furnished a history had become infatuated with a dashing young widow of Detroit a Mrs Overtoil He told her his family standing iu and history proposed to marry her anil she Ilis brother is n of the German emperor's cabinet tho family estate is Jasmund in southern sia and he was born to the title of baron He had been sixteen years in this country and wanted to marry the pretty widow and return homo to his family and estates Hn was to marry her as soon an he received some expected money But the money did not come as expected and the widaw ing she had been deceived by the nobleman took alarm and went to Chicago 27 Wabash avenue to consult with some friends there She wilh her friends three weeks and corresponded with the baron during that time Al length she con- cluded not to marry him a ter to his presents to her walch ring with the family informed him of the fact and started off for Grand Michigan Immediately after she had gone two packages came addressed to her one containing and the other They were from tho baron A lady of the house then wrote lo the baron ing him of the arrival of the packages aud also a package of his letters the watch and rings which Mrs Overtoil had left there for him The baron went in person and re- claimed his property He was very much dejected and suid that he had nothing to live for uow In a day or two he left for De- troit left his valise in his room bade his good-bye and disappeared It seems he went over into Canada to die He is supposed to have thrown himself from a train 011 the track If the widow had waited just a little longer she might have been a baroness Stutterers are compelled to take life easily whether or 110 Two men thus were at work on a forge Tue iron was placed on the anvil when the first one John it ha Tlie other Jim I No uow its was the reply and Ue bar was put injo ge again
