Sheboygan Journal (Newspaper) - April 16, 1859, Sheboygan, Wisconsin SATURDAY 16 1359 NEW SERIES VOL 3 NO THE j Where two op posing moot And whore 1 only i MI u A form Bursting and Tin night and dny Swift to the weakest for the Contending Tith thin mighty It but a litlle Yet with an unquailing front firmly aland Their lender is of god like form Of And A naked cross is His captains nnd and Love thai Anil on it from a it speaks a truth A trulli ns great is sure to he victors they must To love endure That faith in wildest a huly For every blow n shield wound a balm plain where once had reigned Became a hallowed t a Balloon And toil is quilt A where of joy and Spring from fertile sod And the perfume of On every God writing Philadelphia to Democrat relates the While an aged and poorly female aslting alms at the corner of Fourth and street a smart looking young or passed within a few feet of gazing for several seconds on her haggard She him and her in Instantly found its way to his capacious he drew it out it whs filled gold ver Which bo forced her to There good mother you may as ns I hail out York found me with hundred hand but as the neighbors me my old mother was dead on a the money spent of a week and then OH are too kind to an old body like ine For I you remind my poor son you George hurriedly exclaimed the now excited sailor Why And he his arms her while tears of joy ran down his bronzed The poor women was entirely the lost child and groaned alternately i A carriage after conveyed the away leaving many a eye among the crowd who witnessed tba scene shall we gel rid of Ithe insularity afraid tor make the most of small i and means In: Paris BS other places nnd a man who has six feel of or six square feet adorns liis own and therein the took th gentleman the -n propitious the shot iip rapidly to a considerable tude i- does that produce upo Mr his ion the later lo Mr God nre the first whom eve seen arrive at Ian altitude without be wine with gravity ballast the balloon ascended some 500 feet higher M does you Nothing replied his companion with which approaches closely patience M yot have really my deaf sir the an balloon still ascended when higher Mi Nothing nothing the a fear answered the traveler with a man who hod experienced a i roe much then all you loon we to ba danger in Certainly there would mounttng.-.-high'er.: That don't make slightest ence to jne choose to fine to he chooses to because he has nothing tetter of his own and has never been laughed out of the enjoyment of got Equally ho will sit nt his door or in his balcony or out ment because it cheerful and pleasant and be eee For the last seventy years hisi family have not been tormenting with con- inquiries and above to the right and to the left over the way arid rourd the corner would consider these re- creations genteel or would do the like or not do That old Madam Grundy has never been of his acquaintance The result is that with a very small income snd in a very dear city he bns more than fifty ion and in of bur to the contrary another a more than the in regard to being to a much greater divided with bis wife and is a natural of and cheap and profoundly Madam does father call mother ey V boy to his brother Can't cept it's because ehe has large comb in her head asked M Godard J say to higher keep on mounting I have given francs rt order to experience so and will commenced td be it a j the traveler seizing Urn and shaking with when hall I feel JI relates at this moment e felt himself lost A sudden and hiin in dilated eyes of bis du he had to deal a to make a to To ask for If even had had any defensive weapon he would have of defending hut it is not to furnish with tainly one meeting with n encounter the The earth was horrible depth and the least movement of the now mail rnan cause tho car to M with tho pre- crv by so of hia daring expeditions all these reflect ions in the short space of Ah yon are me my continued the madman without loosening the gripe you think to rob me of J 000 francs as well nt my emotion Very be quiet my turn to laugh It's now who are a ing to capor was possessed of muscular M Godard did not Be it said the madman ed to the Utility of tho This done furnished cord tion commenced to climb the a rel He readied as he there he rent the air with u- shout and you floing to Godard the Adventure From an English Magazine Father will have done tha great chins ney he littl Tommy Howard as he stood waiting fo his father's breakfast which ho carried t Taiin at his work every morning He said that he hoped that oil the scaff olding would bo down answerer and that'll be a fine night ii you 10 uo i jxi -T it- dard who feared of those grea uf the balloon so risky for father to ba las of safety which M Godard had to his body With a single puff wind to shake creature must roll over into the M shut his in order not to see him The hands he cannot himself with delight He spurs with his heel as if on horseback to guide its flight And forth roadman his knife we are going to laugh Ah robber you thought me who are tumble-down in nnd quicker than M Godard had not time to make or put in a single word Before he waff able to divine the infernal intention ol the madman the Utter still astride of the had of the cordages which suspended nlm an defend himself What with a doyou wish from he calm tone and Simply to myself in seeing you turn a answered the with But first tha madman appeared lo bethink himself I have my ideas I wish to see if I- cannot find some up there I must put myself The rand man indicated his the upper part of the Just in speaking be commenced to along the cords which held tho car attached to the M Godard who be- fore trembled for was forced to do so now for the But miserable man you are going will be seized with go o the madman him again collar will at once pitch you into tho abyss At M Godard allow me to put this cord around year body so that you may remain attached to tho he balloon The car inclines horribly it only holds by was by one cord so slight do have been nil over- with M if he had not desperately at the two The knife of the approaches the a moment and nil will bo over do not ask for pardon What is it you wish madman At this continued th hurriedly we are at a height cf the h charming to tumble dowa from such said Mr my as an has taught me that death is to ensue from elevation Tumble for J much fall from such a height as to ba tilled out right rather than risk being on- y lamed have the charity to precipitate me from a height of Ah that will said the mention of a more horrible charmed Mons Godard follows heroically hii jofe and throws over sn enormous y of The a ul bound and mounts feet n n few seconds while the madman surveys this operation witi a aeronaut thinks to on another quite contrary The of M had that mongst the cords spared by the gures the one leading to tho valve His Ian valve placed in the upper part of the for the purpose of allowing ex- ess of the hydrogen to escape tho which he was not in making itself Little by ie madman drowsy nd insensible by the vapors cf tho Inch surrounded him The madman sufficiently terl for purpose M Godard allows the alloon to descend slowly to the he drama is Arrived on terra M Godard not then continued the mother if goes on right we are to have a frolic morrow and go the country and tak our dinner and spend all the day long in the cried Tom as he ran off to his father's place of work with -a can o milk in one hand nnd some bread in the other His mother stood at the door watching him as he went merrily whistling down the street nnd she thought of the dear father he was going to and tho gerous was engaged in and then her heart sought its sure refuge and she prayed to God to protect and bless her Tom with a light heart pursued his way to his father and leaving him his went to his own work which was at some distance In the evening on his way home bearing any hatred to the author Of his perilous hastened to animation and had him conveyed lands and feet bound to the tion A QUAKER lately popped the question to a fair Quakeress as yea and verily spirit and moveth me to beseech thee to cleave unto mer flesh of my flesh and bone of my bone Hum truly thou hatt wisely said Inasmuch as it is not not good pi- rn an to bo alone and behold I will sojourn with thee Coot merer Dutchman Patrick how you The top o tho mornin till d'ye think we'll get rain fhe Dutchman ao never hash in very dry time Irishman Faith and yer there Smitl and in the way a Kit o rainio the divil a bit o dhry wither will wo git as ns the wet A VERY small pattern of a man solicited tha hand of a fine girl Oh can't think of it for a The fact is Tommy you area little too big to put in to n dle and o little too to put in o he went to see how his father was getting r the father and a been building one of those lofty chimneys which in our towns supply the piece of other architectural beauty The ney was of the highest and most tapering that had ever been erected and as Tom his byes from the slanting of setting sun and looked up in search of iis father liis heart sank within him at the appalling sight The scaffold was down the men at the bottom were poles Tom's father alone at the top He then looked around to see that every thing was right and then waving liis hat in the air the men below answered Lira with a long loud cheer little Tom ing as loud as any of them As their voices died away however they heard a sound a cry of horror and alarm from above The men looked around and coiled upon the ground lay the ropf which before the scaffolding was removed should have been fastened lo the chimney for Tom's father to come down by The scaffolding hnd been taken down remembering to take the rope up There was a dead silence They all knew it was impossible to throw the rope up high enough to reach the top cf the chimney or even it would hardly be They stood in silent dismny unable to give any help or think of any means of safety And Tom's father Ho walked round and round circle tho seeming more and more fearful and Iho solid earth further and further from In the sudden panic he lost his presence of mind his senses failed him He shut hia he felt as if the next he must be pieces on tho below The dny industriously as usual with Tom's mother at home She was always busily employed for her husband or thread came down cey blown hither and thither by the wind but it reached the out hands tba were waging it Tom held the ball t twine while his mother of i to the it to hei husband and she thi string until it reached her husband Now hojd the string she and tho string grew and hard to pull for Tom it watched it nnd slowly uncoiling and the string was drawn higher There was but one coil left It bar reached the top Thank the wife She had her face in in prayer and The iron to should bo fastened was there all husband be able to make use of Would not the terror of have so unnerved him as to prevent him from taking the necessary measures for safety f- know the which bad did not know the strength that the sound of her voice so calm and steadfast as if the little thread that carried to him the hops of life Lad conveyed to him some portion of that faith in God which nothing over destroyed or shook in ier pure heart She know that as she waited there the words came.over lim art thou cast 0 ray soul why art thou disquieted with in hou in God She lifted or strength but could nrr more for her husband and her heart to God and rested on him as on a There was a great shout He's cafe mother he's cried Tom Thou last saved my life tny her folding her in his arms But what ails thon more than glad about it But Mary coul iot spenk and if tha arm of he had not held her would are fallen to sudden joy fter such had Tom et thy mother lean on thy aai is father find we will take her Arid in their happy home they orth thanks to God for his ness nd their happy life ['felt1 dearc and holier for the been anc the nearness of the danger had brough them unto God And tho holiday it not indeed a thanksgiving A YANKEE IN COURT THE April No of the Knickerbocker contains a humorous account of tba risit of a to the infernal following is the account given of the trial of a Yankee peddler before the chief for performed in the upper Proceeding into tho they pre- reach the of old where Sentence is passed upon nil who arrive in the infernal and on witli a dispatch quite un- known to our tribunals ly ono of the constables calls Virgil answers tho Yankee peddler quaking up to the bar was seated with a great number of huge Virgil is your it Mid it is among the Hsi pp there is a tong count against you a few of tha Virgil Hi June 27 To in course of one peddling expedition wooden nutmegs Spanish oak leaves and six hundred and wooden clocks do you to that charge to it I Why WM counted in our place the greatest trip Lhs ever was made Over Potomac Ttf tealing an old covering it with cotton smearing it over and selling it as a cheese Hoskins in great i on would punish a roan for that would children in some way or other and she had beun harder at work than usual getting tho holiday She had just finished her thoughts were silently thanking God for the homo and for all those ings when Tom ran ip Plis face was white as ashes nnd ho could hardly get tho word cannot get down Who father iho er forgotten to leave him the still scarcely able to speak Tho mother started up horror struck and for n moment as if then pressing her hands over her face as if to shut out the terrible picture prayer to God for help she rushed out of the house When she reached place her husband was at work n crowd gathered the foot of tha chimney and stood quite up with faces full of Give us Women not Females there one thing that: ought to bi considered deliberately in to the it is the UFO of the word female for women The papers said the other day that when confession to her husband there two But the cat and canary pet poodles or what sort of The sex is as tho catalogue of mated nature So also in the Stephens murder trial in Now York one of the testified to seeing two in the room with Mr Stephens on a certain ion and the doctor who made iem examination of Mrs Stephens body called it the body of a female Our lature has some sort of a in respect to tho a male under guardianship We object that this is given too comprehensive a to legislation Let the brutes manage their matrimonial alliances without interference it is quite enough for the legislature to see to it that men nnd women come together properly In the index to the revised statutes we find of acis of legislation respecting females but men arc not even mentioned Bjt nre glad to say that the statutes themselves are more decent index for upon re- ferring to the different places were dex saya females are provided we find that tho legislature is after all women This misuse for women provoking when heard the pulpit and and wo hear it as often there as anywhere As for the newspapers it continually Now let it be according to the only authority recognized in these of that sex which conceives arid brings forth or among plants that which produces which beais the pistil nnd receives the len cf the male flowers When men speak them say what or vegetable they refur to nnd if they mean the female of men why should they not say which is definite decent nnd every way an orthodox word Let us have uo more The nan made a talk about females It seemed M if ho could not speak a and taking off his stocking unraveled tha j worsted yarn row after row The people sorrow he'll throw himself down Thee do cried wife a clear hopeful voice of et na do a bit i Take cff the i and unravel it and lot down the with a bit of mortar Dost thou hear tue made a if ho could stood in breathless silence and UNMARRIED ladies read never pense wondering what Tom's mother could let slip an opportunity of gettino double be and why she sent him in 1 says that though the virgins such haste carpenter's ball of twine I he saw in heaven were beautiful the Let down one end of the thread with a I wives were more beautiful bit of stone and keep fast hold of the j on increasing the to her husband Tho little j more 13 To making a counterfeit dollar out of ter when jou were six years old aad cheating your own father with it parent was ho found it ho said it showed I bid a genus I To taking a pair of shoes which ycu found in the road and selling them to an old Jady being the actual shoes of Saint Paul Hoskins with dollars and twelve and a half operation ing an old cricket into it nnd then selling it as full motion wal that Wat one of the cutest trick I ever played in tif f J M all my life occupy me a week Hoskins to go through all I really arn getting ly out of New England foril gives mo more trouble than all the rest of the world put together You are to be into a lake of boiling lasses nearly all your already are with that same old tied to your neck After the Yankee had been thus ed of there were a few other coses A- mcrig tha rest an old Virginian was for fishing on Sunday a for a Georgian for a for ng part with the General Government his own State Ax IRISHMAN went fishing snd among other things he hauled in a larga sized tle To enjoy the sui prise of the servant bo put it in her room Next morning the fust thai bounced into was Biddy with the Be I've got the What devel inquired her matter v Why ho bdl bed bug that eating the children for the two A down east machine for corking day light which will eventually supercede He he interior of a flour barrel with wax it open to the suddenly heads up the barrel The ticks 10 tho wax and at can ba cut md lots to suit man eaid to which is tho heaviest a quart of rum or a of Rum most assuredly forl saw a man who weighed 220 under a quart of when he have carried a gallon of water with has a penchant for nying or trying to say things is tho following libellous Rev Dr Cheever keeps slave pen ji eems He writes his sermons with A down east was A friend him why wa ailed a little rascal To my who great