Sauk County Standard (Newspaper) - June 30, 1855, Baraboo, Wisconsin i HI 30 1855 i s v WHOLE EVERY AT j SAUK wis Victor E Peck James I Dennis -One Dollar Cents per a ih advance t Terms of Advertising One Column one year six Jf three months Half Column e six months three months Quarter of a Column one six i ft three months Sam Swinton's Corn Speculation Did I ever tell said Sam Swin ton to day of that ere corn spec of mine on the I head You see began Sam the way about was hard 1.00 Oue Square one year Business Cards with the paper one year without Legal at rates of all kinds done best style oft the shortest cheaper than office in this State B F- Store South east the Public Square J ADAPTS BARABOO v M 11 Division will meet at 6 o'clock on day evening of each week at their room over Taylor's Bank Brothers corne early L F R S Baraboo Jan 1C 18 5 Masons STATED Meetings first Wednesdays on or be- in each month at their below the Post office A 11 brothers of order visiting onr place are invited to attend D K NOYES J S THIPP LELAND TRIPP Attorneys Counsellors at Law AND Sauk Wis The Subscribers will attend promptly to the collection of claims prosecute and defend suits procure pensions locate land warrants enter lands have constantly on hand complete maps and of Congress lands subject to entry and will buy arid sell lands and village property on and all other business in the line of their Farms wild lands village property for sale on REGISTER OF DEEDS Bauk Office in the building three doors west of the Court House where he may always be found during office hours OCT bly in advance January 1st Attorney and Law T TI WIS ATTORNEY AND AT Baraboo Sauk county Wisconsin at the of the Register of county Attorney and Counsellor at Law Baraboo Sauk All business intrusted to his care wil receive res contracts attend to payment etc Terms Also Now company ana U ATTORNEYS AND COUNSELORS W practice and J Sac ia Chancery monal business to will attention ar attention g deU at Law Land entrusted to his attention r re E of the Office south ol the Ohio Store where he will attend to all business entrusted to his care he collection of debts Office at hie residence Sixth streets Baraboo T g inery inform the Wt she has opened on the corner east of the Surnner House a with a good supply from New York and will execute branches of aud beauty to order up is not a very uncommon thing with individual of my ance 1 remarked Sam was hard up and wondering how I could make the smallest capital to tell to the lest advantage on taking up a I saw a windy on the of advertising The article Went on illustrate fellers had made of the meanest capitals by advertising and I at wunce as I had raised an idea from the subject that it was the way for me ter go about it Which was the I asked not By Sam Yes well you said something about going about Going about Raising a replied Sam All ahead urged the matter this said he that an advertisement traveled wherever the paper traveled and everybody knows they get into all the out o way places in the State So thinks I a good ment will bo sure to ketch some of the softest of the interior and if it does who knows but what will give a ler a Here goes a trial at all events Sol takes a store of a Puke who because right up didn't want the rent in advance run in a lot of truck that had or hand and which was so and unmarketable that I could neither sell nor give it up a shingle of Sam Swinton Commission put up a springin advertisement in the two papers published in the got a couple of first rate puffs from the editors to the effect that I was as well as some in a trade and then I sat down to ishew of events That is of the advertisement Wall I hadn't been storing it long when a planter in ths interior of the State of me boat loads of corn on commission with instructions to sell it as sible and then write to him so that he could draw on me for the pewter Thinks I as I had the stufT put in the store there ain't nothing like advertising It's the And 1 laid myself out to sell the corn And that did not take you Sam of course Yer might bet a barrel of on that Bob with all the chances to replied Sam Yer see the other chants in the some of them drive a stiff I tell you come within a thousand miles of me in price I could undersell their boots on em and they could not help Some of them tried lo back up against me by putting their corn down to the lowest market price but it no sorter use I run mine down to half the usual prices and they had to knock under They grumbled and declared most an- I was the it didn't make no I continued to sell so much than any dri ern that they at length all gave up all idea of competition with I had the market all to myself until last bushel was gone To added Sam with one of his smiles I had the advantage of ex- to pay the owners for when it was sold whereas such saiti I Not the least on said It was agin my principles and always had been competitors jell OB blowin agin me where but of hurting me it did Inia I got my name up as the cheapest iand quickest corn er on the and the planters began consigning their corn BO fast that 1 came to have been it You never expected to pay them a lar I suppose Not the first answered Sam But I went on selling There's a large market on the Wabash for evein for corn if yer put it ow enough and as I went in for the big and as about the prices the way I naturally hauled in the pewter was enough to send a thrill of jny to the heart of the dying When I was myself on the luck which ed 1 received a letter from my first wanting to know I had sold his corn yet if so ler let him know so as he could draw on me for tin As this plantation ih the in- I write to him that it sold yet and was no- it would as money was so tight and more corn in the market than there was any damand for This shut him up fora month 01 two when along came another letter which I as before didn't hear from him again for nigh on to eight months when he writ me a sassy letter stating he was and must have the money that the corn off at price deduct my com- mission nnd let what the ance was so he could draw no me for the amount took me all of a heap as I had been putting off the settling with all my correspondents with the intention of making a slide However thinks I give this Puke a small sight out of a ler feelin for often known what it is to be hard up myself The corn came even at the price at which I sold it to and I thought seeing that I was doing a tall business that it was nothing more than fair that he should have a part of the pewter so I set down made a ment of the account and sent it to The ran M-R I have according to your instruction made a forced sale of your corn and received for it Against which I have For Boatage Cartage Wheelage Storage 45.00 Leaving as you perceive a balance in your favor of You can draw upon me for that Trusting that you will honor me with still further consignments 1 remain sir yours sincerely Sam SWINTON On this statement of ed Sam the feller's hair must have riz for he sat down and rit rite under the items this You infernal put in and keep the whole of 9 A Marshal of tlie United States Among the Americana who attended the late ball given at the Hotel de Ville Paris was Jack Spicer of Kentucky Jack rushed the dresa somewhat strong and supported epaulettes on his shoulders large enough to start four als in business Jack was the observed of nil observers and got mixed up with a party that his friends could not account for Whenever the marshals of France went there went Jack and when the shals sat bown Jack did the same always riking the pest of honor The day after the Jack called on his old Mr Mason our Minister to France who started up a little conversation in the following I hear Jack you were at the ball lost was sir and had a high old time For which you are indebted 1 suppose to the high old company you got mixed up way how came you with the Howl by virtue of my wens marshals of France while nothing else than a marshal of the lic I showed my commisson and took post accordingly right of your office what do ou Read it and see Here Jack presented Mr Mason with a paper with a seal big enough four pound weight What in the name of Heavens is commission ed it in 1850 when I assisted in taking the census in You don't mean to say that you travel on I dont mean any thing else Thai makes me of the Republic and I intend to have the office duly Mr Mason allowed that Jack was ing a large business on a very small tol We should not wonder die the same A census Frankfort with the marshals of France is certainly rushing matters in a manner that requires as much brass as Jack we are happy to say is equal to the requirements i STAND THAT gentleman of our acquaintance who had his Mrs would to a lady for We asked him the and he told us in the following I had been with her you know a while noticed was her and hinted that go home alone than with but L didn't you know Well one night when we got to she your you to y out and from hard and 1 wouldn't stand it I sacked Ker that very Mass News Sketch of v Life In connection with the recent visit of Louis Napoleon to England a Dublin cor- respondent ol the Philadelphia American writes Louis Napoleon was an exile from in- fancy He had not the advantages of a father's care and was the spoiled boy of an mother who in her compelled ob sighed after court life He was the second son of Louis youngest brether of Napoleon the and Hortense daughter of the Empress Josephine The father the least ambitious and most of his race the mother ing in manner and loftier in intellect than Josephene The marriage was concocted by Josephene in hopes that might satisfy her longing for a successor and avert the dismissal she terwards sustained It was as ill-starred in all else as it in affecting her de- sires On the steps of the alter busband and wife loudly proclaimed their mutual aversion and invoked memories of other loves eternally to separate them They soon realized wishes they separated Hideous slanders assailed in the first months of her marriage and the affection entertained for her by the husband of her mother to a guilty which account of the conduct of Napoleon combined with the Emperor's indignant denial at St Helena pronounce utterly incredible Louis was about seven years old when the allies visited Paris Hortense had de- lighted in the education of him and his brothers she remain But she was compelled to depart and settled with her children at Constance While there an incident occurred which is worth being recorded He was about twenty when one day walking in mid-winter on the bank of the with hia cousins the Josephine and Marie of Baden the sation turned on French gallantly in the middle ages The princess Marie an extravagant eulogium on the ages of chivalry She praised the tion of the knights who motto was Dieu mon rait et ma and whose ance no danger nnd no sacrifice could shake Louis Napoleon asserted that the French could not degenerate either in courage or gallantry and a woman as highly as their fathers he exclaimed at no od of the world has failed to win a woman capable of inspiring it As he spoke they arrived at a spot where the Necker falls into the Rhine The sea at the con- fluence of these waters is always rough and in winter especially dangerous violent gust of wind at the momen detached a flower from the bouquet of the Princess What an excellent opportunity for an ancient saucily pointing to the poor flower which carried off by a rapid had already almost disappeared in the whirlpool ed by the meeting of the two Napoleon this I except and in a moment he leaped the river and was diving manfully after tha truant bios som The princess her mother and the attendants were petrified with horror at the danger he ran but Louis in a few minutes regained the bank with his treasure and presenting he said Here is your flower my charming cousin But for God's he added laughing and ing his streaming garments let us hear your knights of old Louis Napoleon was in Rome when the revolution occurred which raade the izen King ruler of France The shock of that revolution was felt in Louis conspired the republicans But the Pope was too powerful supported by tria He was to Bologna His brother Napoleon defeated there died suddenly The news of the death the one and the critical position of the Hortense She to Ancona and succeeded in rescuing Louis from the Papal and Austrian authorities They escaped to Franca so secretly that Hortense was the first to tell their arrival She I am There was but one way I could save my son come to I have come know the dangers we run my life am my son's life are in your hands Take them if your Louis had fallen sick The begged a few days rest A week was granted on condition of keeping est seclusion they were to return to their old Swiss Asylum Louis had never seen Paris when an infant had been borne away from tha Elysee his birth place It was the an of his uncle's death From the window of his hotel in the Place Vend ome the column that commemorates him was seen wreathed with flowers and sur rounded bv multitudes whose cries alarmed the government t The were ordered to depart nnd carried tor the vehicle that was to re move them amid of Vive on they left for England The subsequent events are known He vas offered Poland by the insurgents there he said I belong to France But he offered to fight as a volunteer He to Louis Philippe offering to live in France aa a citizen subject He re- no to study till the abortive attempt that placed him or the of the Orleans dynasty lad not yet run out But the hour came flight of the awful scenes of the period f the liberty equality fraternity onal republic and then the coup etat hat made the exile Emperor by the votes f eight millions Maners in Missouri A member elect of the lower chamber of he Legislature of Missouri was persuaded jy some wags of his that if did not reach the State House at ten o'clock on the day of assembly he could lot be and would loose hia seat mounted with hunting frock rifle and spurred ill he got to of the capitol where ie hitched his nag A crowd were in the chamber of the lower house on the ground floor with their on and cigars Those he passed ran up stairs into the Senate Chamber set his rifle against the wall and bawled Strangers the man that swares me the same time taking out lis credentials Walk this said who the moment igniting a real pe and he was sworn without When the teller came to count noses bund that there was one is unique commend H to similar advertisers r v f a young teen of agreeable general and varied studied -a a situation in therl family of gentleman She table manage household scold his servants nurse they ar- check men'sf him to the walking and riding cut the sew oh his buttons sew oh s generally make hia life happy 1 in the Louisa Caroline and terwards to papa on the premises ding ring No 4 small Ux af The the Ladies tory talking about faces of ry Some are as hot as sweet as honey some as tasteless ses are said to hava nutmeg and cream than other sort to proposed kisses they are not all hn vp been kissed a few times and aaT old we ny more i ny present the mistake was soon vered and the huntsmen was informed that he did not belong there Fool whol with your corn he roared you can't dunk this child no vow you can elected to this lere Legislature and I'll go against all banks and eternal improvements and if of you oratory gentlemen wants to get skinned jest say tha word light like a nigger on a wood chuck My constituents sent me here and if you want to floor this ged animal hop on just as soon as you like for though I'm from ths back try I'm a little smarter than any other quadruped you can turn out of this drove After this admirable harrangue he put his betwen his teeth aud took up his rifle here old stand by the ame time ting it to ths chairman who whoever had seen such people before After some expostulation the man was persuaded that lie belonged to the lower chamber upon which he sheathed his knife flung his gun his shoulder and with a profound con- gree remarked Gentlemen I beg your But think that ar lower room wasn't a I be shot As an the high of provisions in the Union mentions the fact that gentleman was carrying home a offered cens by a neighbor y for the privilege a short dis tance beside An editor whe was elected to Indians legislature was so that he seat of his trowsers and tried to hold self out at arm's It is in a that he would have let goto spit on hia 1 Just before the breaking up of Congress as several of the members were making themselves merry in the lobby one of them rallied another on the very religious strain in which he had indulged in the last speech he had inflicted upon the House I'll bet you five said ty you can't repeal the Prayer now if you trv said Kolloch and suming a decent gravity for the moment summoned his memory to aid him in his novel but Certainly very commendable a ahem ah now now I have Now 1 lay me down to sleep 1 soul to keep If die before I wake I proy the Loid my soul to take 1 told I- give up said Macarty paying over the money I have thought you could pair of them to be sure for neither of them knew iu The largest room in the world un- der a single roof and unbroken by or other obstructions is at St and is 650 feet in length and 150 feet -in width By daylight it is used for ry a can easily ma-t lii it J In the evening jt is converted into a vast when it is by sixteen and tapers are required to property The roof of the ist ti single orch of iron trie bars or which it rests alone weighing You lent things in never l a word of approbation from but just let a paragraph slip in one Stone was married under tesi on the first of West Brookfield Her husbands maiden name was Henry B T VV was the officiating gyman The lovers signed a document each pledging their but declaring a both sides with the reserved right to parate thought f friond Jack Downing recently called on ua and rated his of Why on the we went 100 miles in 117 lait twas time and if in going a1 curve smash their heala right the The last car brought up a But on our Went quicker than that A fellow to cross the track whistled when we were half low mind it and we cart and low picked why we the f J i I v f f 1 i lv of along f was running a leetla of the sound and so the collision waa s 4 r M s voidable anyhow J s i if A few day's since att of GUI wharves was obliged to wori in v's i i consequence of being afflicted with an ul- cerated throat nm ying hio him a jar current he resumed his labors on throat ami head with bandages highly as to hia health 5 peculiar Pat replied was a gaye me a- power ofi I made it all sput the of me it'i thad big speculators estate relative in tho street good may of hearing abaut MS One of the boys He is said to be as blind as a but w will and 1 wouldn't any critter could have worked his way in- to any such arrangements with his eyes Since when the What's lots are took r down to a whole to-day We I ou Know ne is m makes hie feel bad I it and shinning it here for the last and I'll be hanged if I like i of shinning it to
