River Forest Journal (Newspaper) - July 2, 1967, Chicago, Illinois 2 Line WANT AD Reaching Over Homes RIVER FOREST AN ADVERTISING SHOPPER OAK PARK Published by The AUSTIN NEWS ES Village 4906 W Chicago Ave SUNDAY JULY 2 1967 Newsstand Price TVI i HZ Irene Wa- ed Wanted Berlin Riots VI ar Taking FOR A BRIGHT FUTURE and the BEST JOB in TOWN Sears SEARS ROEBUCK AND CO NATIONAL EXECUTIVE OFFICES IMMEDIATE OPENINGS Secretaries Typists Comptometer Operators Receptionists Light typing Keypunch Operators EXCELLENT PAY CONVENIENT HOURS SHARING DISCOUNT ON PURCHASES OUTSTANDING BENEFITS Sears Roebuck And Co National Executive Offices PERSONNEL OFFICE 5th HOOR 3333 W ARTHINGTON Corner Homan Arthington Avenues p.m Monday Friday PHONE An Equal Opportunity Employer Member Chicago Merit Employment Committee Attention from Middle East International Rioting and war in Germany centered around Berlin This will draw our attention i arily from the Middle East Between July 3 and 7 United States government official will pass away and this will sadden our nation mm F Lynda Bird Johnson will in a very few months indicate that her romance with George ilton is over and that a new man with serious intentions has entered the picture National Looks like New York is now getting the movie but it in time be centered in Chicago and then move on to Phoenix Glad to learn that a planned pilot piaia LO uan flour is being contemplated by our government In view of the predicted shortage of stuffs this is one in a chain of ideas I hope will be put into effect soon It's good to bring to the attention of our leaders long range views on what will be needed by the population what will happen the world around As if the midwest has not had its share mere tornadoes today and throughout the end of this National This is a year we will all remember it member it for the beautiful summer we're having and will have The year will also be remem- bered for the many innovation in teaching political news and drastic changes in radio and television And for civil rights and throughout the Synopsis A Cat's Eye View On People Training Being a member of the highly intelligent cat family and after having spent the better part of two years in the care feeding and upbringing of a couple of humans whom I have necessity to keep peace in the consider themselves my master and mistress I see myself as somewhat of an expert on the subject of people training This then is an open letter to all of my fellow pussy cats to you uninformed my curriculum for bringing up humans TO FELINES Perhaps the best way to get across my mesage is to relive for you ghastly experiences I have had to suffer through in order to properly train my two humans It all started when my mans brought me home for the first time Such going Instead of a couple of adults those two acted like juveniles Not that I minded all that coddling and petting and such but a good thing can be carried too far I nally put a stop to it with some well place claws And this name picking bit was something else Now what dignified black cat can go through life with a moniker like Why they find something with a lilt to it But I've got accustomed to Satin and its not so bad after all I kind of let my TH two mans have their own way for the first few weeks so they could get the feel of things Its a funny thing about they're a rebellious lot and have to be handled sometimes with kid gloves I was able to get through to the distaff side of TH after all the female of the cies is a lot smarter and easier to train Starting out with the most simple things I was able to teach my TH the proper way to dangle a catnip mouse trom a string I went through the usual antics and played for hours with this little toy before my TH finally got the nack of it This got to be old hat after a fashion so I had to find thing else to amuse them I tried them on the run of the mill with bells in them balls of yarn and the like before I hit upon the fect TH plaything My TH had a rubber water spout on the kitchen sink cet One of them had screwed it on so tight I had to chew the thing of But it was worth it They now get just throwing that thing around Of course they're too lazy or not smart enough to go get it so I dash after it and bring it back to them so they toss it again Us really amazing the effect this little bit of therapy has had on my TH One of the most difficult parts of people training is in speech You have to put up with their and slang and only with patience can you get through to them Again the female half of my TH was the first to break the language barrier She and I are now able to carry on an gent knows exactly what I want Buy my male that idiot can't even the if V V Like when its time for me to go visit my friend Charley stairs I take my TH along in order to keep an eye on them and let them play with ley's With just one simple meow my man knows the time here But her mate is another story I've got to do everything but open the door for him And in the morning boy do I have my problems with him I've got to lead him out of my bedroom I let them sleep with me and into the kitchen I've trained him well enough to fix his own food if you can call the stuff they eat mato juice and coffee and I allow him to prepare my mouth watering breakfast This comes only with months and months of instructions You've got to watch constantly or they'll try to slip something over on you This people training is hard work but rewarding I've got them established in a pretty good patera now and only once in a while do I have to resort to punishment such as sinking my claws into a leg when my TH fails to respond to my teachings I don't go in much for the punishment routine but I am of the school For the most part I reward the gress of TH by purring and rubbing up st their legs But actually I suppose I don't have to tell you fellow lines how to raise your humans Psychologists in Conducting tests have found we are a cut above other forms of animal life An article my TH read to themselves recently they didn't know I was listening had this to Tests by researchers gest that cats are too intelligent to show off like monkeys be led down blind alleys like mice in a maze or panicked into bolting toward foods like so many hungry dogs As a result of this gence on the part of the cat science has more often than not wound up chasing its own tail They didn't have to go to all that trouble of conducting those tests We told them long ago that cats is smarter than people International The re- cent meeting of the UN with Kosygin was a prelude to changes in ruling powers in the Kremlin which will surely come about ANSWERS TO LETTERS Is the Ouija board a fide means of obtaining mation through ESP D G West Side Yes if the experiment is done when both persons ing the Ouija board are folded and a third party takes down the letters involving the message When the two sons working at the board watch their hands I believe that most information then comes from their own wishful thinking and not from an out- side source My husband had a ful business on the South Side which he sold and then moved to the North Side In five years he went bankrupt For the past five years he has been with an establishment of five men All are successful except my band despite the fact that we advertise a lot and he does have a pleasant personality Mrs North Side It is my impression that your husband's business will now take a turn for the better and that after two more years he will be firmly I have a legal case which has been pending for two years Do you think the settlement will come Mrs M S South Side It is my impression that even though the settlement will come in February 1968 that it will not be too tory to you Please remember that my impressions are not legal advice but clairvoyant impressions x My husband will be retiring soon since he is 60 Should we sell our two-story house and purchase a small one before he Mr and Mrs F G North Side It is my impression that yon will not sell this house and that you both will be most happy that you did not when November 1968 arrives My dog died two days after having an upset stomach I could not get him to a rian in time He was given the best of food and care I am heartbroken over this loss and wish I knew what caused the death R S North Side It is my impression that a heart attack took place and that it was not cancer Again this is not medical tion but clairvoyant sions ATTENTION CLASSIFIED OUR DEADLINE Due to the holiday July our deadline will be FOR WEDNESDAY JULY 5th Cancellations or copy NOON placing new copy for Thurs 3.00 P M Our Papers Will Be Delivered On Thursday July 6th RECORDS Phone
