Ripon Weekly Times, The (Newspaper) - August 29, 1862, Ripon, Wisconsin BT C J OPPOSITE THE CITY HAIL STORE Fifty a To or Cnrd One tlO Two Column Ooo Column For fifths IT THROUGH the Dully lo the Land Come meet the Last of Work in hand it through a Log across tho way have stumbled on all day n in the CUv it through a country that's half free And for you and mo To its rate be Put it through While one traitor thought remains While one spot its banner stains One link of nil Its chains it through brothers in field your us theirs nro steeled tho arms they Tut it through Ilie and lock the store this the door enlisted for he War il through for the yet unsold the History yet For Futuro yet Ji through point shamp Vn fume up a nation's it frc diej vour children try it through a of done u of liis Sou WiiL its just through man thrives our million lives It I lo Trust is Uoll is drive it Ood of Heaven Drive it The Ito Devoted to Freedom Temperance Local and General Information and the Diffusion of VOLUME 5 RIPON FRIDAY AUGUST 29 1862 42 THS OT KENTUCKY nnd ladies famous city ir.riic- if sec A Ii Tin of urc Juan tu ire joir in toil nnd -i il a during foe annoys force I him Kentucky boya Art i i f it in prints i Hickory Jackson ready cocked lucky tlic general locked of Kentucky licard J Sew Orleans ir for and tre of all burs it iu sooly he bis brags If in lucky jirls ond cotton bags Su vf Kentucky was not yot ready for him his wife exclaimed Good heaven 1 Peter you talk away it a fine rate Would you like to change places To-morrow I will mow instead of and you stay nt home hero and iloy housekeeper Then see which of us the hardest task nnd come Out of it best thundered Peter you'll a to find what ft poor husband has to suffer The trial will teach you a lesson of thing you need So next morning nt daybreak the wite set out for tho field with tho rake over her nnd the sickle by her side nil joyous nt the sight of bright sunshine nnd singing like a Now who felt not o little and n little foolish too to find himself shut up nt home? Our friend Peter the Still he wasn't going cn but fell to work churning butter is though he bad never done anything else alj the days of hia It's matter to get when one takes on a new trado nml Peter soon feeling very thirsty went down into the cellar to draw a mug of beer from the cask Jle had just knocked out the bung nnd was applying the spigot when he heard an Crunching and grunting tt tho sow the kitchen Oh my yelled Peter the as ho rushed kho stops with iho spigot in liis e hand n spectacle was there 1 the churn upset the cream spilt nil over the floor nnd the huge sow fairly wallowing in the rich and savory tide even a wiser man would have lost all patience As for Peter he rushed upon the brute who strove to escape but it was a hapless day to the thief for her master caught her ill the doorway and dealt her so well applied vigorous n blow on tho with tho spigot that the sow fell dead on tho spot As ho drew back his novel weapon now covered with blood Peter lint he had not closed bung-hole Of the cask nnd that all this title liis had been running to Bil down he to IC the to run but that was beer n l because nov drop in tho Jle had to begin morning work the most frightful erics of distress As good luck would hare it the wife was just as impatient ns her husband nnd when she had waited just three to see whether Peter would bring her porridge nt stated time she ted the house ris though it were on When she saw cow swinging BRUNEL'S MISHAPS Ths following is from an article on Mr Brunei in the Quarterly Although Brunei died at the early age of fifty-three it is even a matter of surprise that he lived so lie had more perilous escapes from violent between heaven and earth she drew her than faU to tho lot men sickle and cut the rope greatly to the delight of the poor brute who now found herself safe again on the only of sho liked It was a chance no less for who was not accustomed to at tho sky with his feet in tho air Rut he fell smack into the kettlo foremost It had been decreed however that all should out light thai day the fire had died out the was cold and the kettle awry so that he got off with nothing worse than 1 a peeled nose anil two well We have seen that at Outset tif his reer when noting to his father in the Thames he had two narrow escapes from drowning by the river suddenly bursting in upon Some time after when Hit shafts of the railway tunnel under Box Hill ho was one day riding a shaggy pony at a rapid pace down tho hill when the animal stumbled and fell pitching tho en- gineer on his head with great he was taken up for dead but re- covered When tho Great Western line scraped cheeks and thank was finished and nt work ho used broken but the When his better half entered the en she found Master Gray beard looking very sheepish nnd bloody Well paid she planting arms two fiats on her hips who is the best I have mowed dud reaped nnd I nm as good as I yesterday while you Mr Cook Mr Stay the cow an If our little one's alive no thanks to you Poor litile would be- come of it kin 1 careful to ride upon cSginc With the BREAD FOR THE HOT EXPERIENCE DOWN SOUTH A correspondent of the Chicago Times thus describes he Vicksburg the heat is very little nir stirring and but it shifting from spot in-search of a breath of nir and nnd occasionally he drove it 1C British soldiers were A very large bakery wo have been in- formed has been put up at Monroe nnd it is slated to have facilities for baking loaves daily It has been erected for tho purpose of supplying daily rations of fresh bread to the of the the lowed in the pilgrimage by are to be sent up the river every morning flies and ceaseless to be distributed among the soldiers This is good news For months past this army has been chiefly supplied hard crackers for broadband the wounded hnd no better fare of the sickness of the soldiers in Virginia when on active service in the Geld and thus prevented from obtaining bread cnn be to tiia consent use of dry hard crackers not that this was not good food of its kind but because men changes of food and because bread is not so cosily digested as ed bread In the part of the One day when passing through the Tunnel Upon the engine nt ble speed between him and thought ile discerned the light sonic object standing on the same line of road plied hard biscuits exclusively and the result was scurvy and eral disability A remedy was provided in the form of fresh baked fermented bread supplied by Dr the I I J ccl a the object which was driven into a Mr I It turned out d whore's oar tn i truck which had nrt IU UC Whereupon slic began to nee 1 too for is not sensibility woman's fieM of triumph and are not tears tho triumph of Peter bore the in silence and did dni J well for resignation is the virtue of great souls which his engine was raveling lie in- j lightened American missionary at Con- stantly turned on the full steam and lie first contracted to supply loaves daily then increased tho number to and the result most marked in the improved of the diers The mortality by sickness during the lust year of the war was less in tho Crimea than in the barracks in England Of course we do not attribute this ble health in that army er to the usC of fresh bread but it was certainly one of tho grand agencies tended lo secure it and the results may be expected from ita use in the to be a which had ken loose from a on its waJ j through the tunnel Another narrow he had on board the Great lid I whore he foil down a hatch into tho hold and was nearly killed most extraordinary accident which betel hini was that which occurred while his children ic was fond of ishing them with in i which he displayed considerable nnd the feat which ho lo THE j on tho passing of a half We the attention of to his mouth out at M3 odr the act of the last session ofi Unfortunately he swallowed the churn more Butter if lie r SO there any dinner tba Peter to replace he just lost At it lie goes again more than ever But in 10 midst of his churning he little too late to bu sure but better than LUc still in the that if can at least honor comfort Congress published in our paper of hist It makes 1 wise and generous provision for disabled soldiers nml for diers families that will relievo the heart of many a brave man to ter disease and in of his country The pensions by tins act are like Hit pay of our soldiers larger than by law in any other nation of tlic world This legislation is ns wise as it is jiist: The families of those who have lives country's charge Those for and reason do not share the dangers of the campaign must provide which dropped into his windpipe among themselves the cares and which the lenves behind him must shrink from no pecuniary burdens imposed for but cannot all be high then nl well we us Jowa to swamp was loir nnd iu martini pomp old onr breast we of dying we like lo rest I'nle.-.- is it our it tv be greater 8 s And nil our tire showed Me waste our fire unr we saw wink Vv thought il lime to stop have done you Rood I To M found to fight lead took to flight MS if danger our trade urt Kentucky protect you Kentucky Thr or Kentucky stable sho the sun the horizon Away ho runs to the stable But him wise I've my little child there rolling on the floor Now if I leave tho churn tho greedy scamp may turn it over and something worse might easily happen ho takes the churn on IK back and hastens to the well to tor for tho covr The well was deep tho bucket did not go down fur enough So Peter leans frith all his might iu hot haste on tho rope ami goes the cream out of the churn over his head nnd into the said Peter between his teeth it's clear I'm to have no butter dny Let's attend to the cow it's to late to take her out to pasture but there's a lot of hay on the that hasn't been cut nnd so she'll lose nothing by staying at homo To get the cow out of the stable and put her on the was trouble far iho dwelling was set in ft hollow on the so that the thatch was almost on n level with the ground A plank served tho purpose of a bridge and be- hold tho cow comfortably installed in her could and cheer tlic desolated families of coin The accident occurred on the 3d of April 1843 and it was followed by frequent fits of coughing and occasional uneasiness in the right side of the chest but so slight was the dU af breathing that it was some time doubted whether the coin haJ really fallen into the windpipe After the lapse of fifteen Sir B Brodio met Mr Key in consultation and in tho that most bly tho half sovereign lodged tit the of tho right bronchus The day after Mr Brunei placed himself in a prone position on his upon some chairs and bending his head and neck downward he distinctly felt the coin drop toward the glottis A violent cough ensued and on resuming Hie posture ho foil na if tho object again removed downward into the chest Here was an engineering of the Potomac will characterize of tho materials army bread It should trust that wisdom worried out fling self on tho floor and sleep in sheer desperation with a Bn I brain which magnifies every into a every gush of hot sultry nir into a sirocco To roll and toss into is natural with feverish he will v ter and gulp down the foulest that ever passed a man's Hiver muddy and thick that a silver dollar is invisible in it barely covered in the buttom Cfn would carry in buckets a mile before ho would allow His cattle to touch such stuff Exhausted and fretful rears away the He dots not protend to cat is nothing to cat but rations of salt meat and stule bread which would turn a dog sick when the disgust comes on even if he escapes a ruined digestion there Is but slight As right the and he hopes for comfort Most delusive hope As the sun sinks animated nature comes forth A the gathering of the host increasing as they come nnd filling the atmosphere the dead in- There is to be no sleep with sound ringing in the air and yet every where you turn it still greets you The same low hum like the distant whir or the sound of the monotonous surf on the I born nn early of mT from unlucky star had doomed m- till I have risen like bright in the evening grandeur I no I On the my birth a dismal and clothed in the of mo for another baby and si a raffle Sad who control his We ni the creatures of la a di- that our ends them how we will I was intended nature for a I Hv cd in the of I have beaten that great jn Iho Alps il a could have distanced in that I thoso who have the describe the agonies of a night n such companionship A series of hours for not muking the be made of the like of which Mr Brunei had j never before encountered Tho mischief was purely mechanical a foreign j had gone into his apparatus and I must bo removed if at all by some expedient Mr Brunei was arc families Sec I provides r pension to disabled and sailors of all and grades For tho highest disability tho f'f- Colonel ind all higher officers shall n j equal to tlie occasion Itc month Majors Captains consisting of a and and privates a month lar eligibilities arc fixed for tho navy lesser a proportionate pension Sec 2 provides if such or other person die or have March 4th 1801 by reason of any wound ed or disease contracted while in tho Uni- ted States service his widow shall during widowhood the same amount of pension and if bs no widow then years of age PETER AND HIS WIFE THE was self-willed nnd had no more Ikan a when you sr cat when you're to Jle would been not in iU merty Mtn wife mho R match for pasture Peter of course not remain upon tho roof to watch the an- to make the mid-day ridge nod tike it to fhc Out lie was ft prudent mtm and did not to his cow exposed to the risk of ing bonos so ho tied n rope around her nack and this ropo he passed cnre- fully down tho of the cottage into the kitchen below Having effected this he descended himself and entering the kitchen attached the other end of the rope to his own leg In this he I mako sure that the cow will keep quiet and that nothing bad cnn happen to her Ho now filled the kittle into it a good of tho necessary I and condiments placed it on the children under sixteen aro entitled to it Sec 3 gives the pension to a mother dependant on the deceased if he leaves no or child Sec 4 gives to dependant sisters under sixteen years of ngc if thore be no widow child or mother It vides that no disloyal persons shall pensions Sec 5 dechires that the pension for dis- ability shall commence from the date of discharge if the application bo made in a year from that date otherwise from tho dato of application platform which moved upon P hinge in the center Upon this he hnd himself ped and his body was then inverted in that the coin might drop downward by its own weight and so bo the tho coin again slipped toward for- glottis but it caused such an alarming fit of convulsive ing and appearances of choking that gor and tho experiment was Two days after on the the operation of tracheotomy was performed by Sir Benjamin Brodie ed jy MT Key with tho intention of ex- the coin by the forceps if ble Two to so were made without success The introduction of the forceps into the windpipe on the second occasion attended with so excessive decree of irritation that it felt the fine floar exclusively but a ture of fine flour with middling or of unbolted ground wheat From a great number of experiments made with bread formed of fine Hour rye flour mixtures of fine flour with middlings some of the hullings and bread made of Unbolted ground wheat it has been found tho latter is the most healthy ally for soldiers This is the reason why coarse broad made of unbolted rye meal and unbolted ground wheat is used in all tho European A reason for this is found in tho bf grain and of of which it is composed The inorganic as the reside ly in the husk and a supply of these to the human body is as necessary to health ns the starch and gluten which arc chiefly contained in tho interior of tlic grain Bread made of fine flour devoid of inorganic salts necessary to the health of man cannot ho Suitable for tho food of soldiers as the coarse bread from unboiled lour v hich contains such experiment could not be out imminent danger to life Tho ion in the windpipe kerrt open by means of a quill or tube until the 13th of May by which timo Mr strength had sufficiently recovered to enable the original experiment to be re- and always ready Jo husband the struck ready to flint and was applying i uf tcf voice the moment he opened It KM good fortune for Peter to her ite of I not mowing when tic match to tho wood blowing it well the while when ail at once goes tho cow slipping down over the roof nnd dragging our good man with one leg in tho nir and head downward clear up chimney What hare become of him no ono can tell had not a a fifteen houri of thick bar of iron arrested upward humor than usual flight And now there they ure both out- Jn umor tan g n and I gather dangling in the air -E Bide and Peter too ott back was struck gently and he distinctly felt the coin quit its place on the right aide of chest The opening in the windpipe allowed him to breathe while the throat was stopped by the coin and it thus had the effect of presenting the action of the glottis After 11 few coughs tho coin dropped into his Brunei used afterward to say Sec G limits the feus of and at- j lie was again strapped to his fur procuring pensions to five dol apparatus his body was inverted his lars in ordinary and where tional testimony is by the Com- missioner of Pensions to ono dollar and a hilf extra for each affidavit except those of surgeons for which no extra shall be made Sec 7 provides with fine nnd ment of agents or ottornics who demand or receive any greater Sec S provides for biennial tions of invalid pensions Sec 9 The Commissioners of Pensions shall claimants with and free of expense Sec 11 extends it to widows heirs of tho same Soc 12 for n special lo detect frauds Sec 13 repeals inconsistent acts back to March and it a messenger of con- solation and hope to thousands of Iho SEWING IN ENGLAND In tho London Exhibition of 1851 were three sewing machines iu tho ent one there an thirty The number of such now in Brit- ain is and the invested in their manufacture in that country is about These facts afford evidence of considerable progress made in in ten years with the sewing machine but as compared with its progress in America it is scarcely worth naming There are over sewing machines now em- ployed in America and there are facilities possessed for turning out per an- num by the different manufacturers of them facts evidence of the enlightened zeal of our people in adopting and applying now and useful inventions Our English are as ened energetic aud zealous for the labor-saving inventions as can be desired and to their influence we ascribe the wisdom which has been shown by British in adopting new no matter whether they invented France Cormany cr America Unwise policy on the part of thoso who were of the patent for the first can machine has retarded its progress in that country London Mechanics Magazine says upon this sub- ject Perhaps the extensive use of the embodying all tho miseries of life The will kill you every successive hour and the mosquitoes will pick your bones clean You die a deaths before Homing and rise and led body fit for but spleen cal with no sounds but maledictions curses lam not exaggerating in any particular sense In my own person 1 have undergone it all and experience the best of teachers I have for days at at a time with the boat and turned disgust from every mouthful of and for n week of nights walked the floor in ft frame of mind fit to n lunatic nature gave away and n indispensable These lire the comforts of pure unadulterated Southern life Let thoso seek it who desire it The following were tho mottoes on the transparencies at the in San Francisco of the passage of the Pacific York lo San Francisco By the By the six the railroad three thousand mi les thousand miles miles From to San Francisco the Horn one dred By thu Isthmus twenty-five By tho railroad lour days I The Pacific Unclo Sam's waistband lie has grown so corpulent that he would burst without it A long twilight when going west a quick break when cast Score up your longitude Mr Conductor Married Iu June 1802 by the High Priests of Atlantic to Miss all of the same 4 Mackorel six Bay oysters six from the water Now timo nnd tire iii the race San Francisco in 1862 one hundred thousand cisco in 1872 ono million San Francisco in million Westward the march oC piro streams its way is wot ilic surge foam of either Ocean His breast is grim with the sands of tho the Isthmus He never performed the feats J have did he never came up Hirer in a canoe with n deaf nnd dumb without a red cent or summer But a light hcart and a thin pair of breeches the every who lias come here is a corner to discover new diggins I am a Columbus 1 was dead broke at homo ns was and I have to strike a new vein But 1 am not going to tho Oh no You don't my waist in water with a an incipient laboring n sun of one hundred degrees iu the shade to dig out filthy lucre Xo I am not on that lay I is an invention to vex I prefer an office ono that is lucrative nnd not laborious what you call a sinecure And if I cannot get one myself I will go in for any mnn will di vide on the level and no Sir where will you find ft country like Talk not of the oriental of Eastern countries Teh us not of the scenes which who revel in the great warm bath of heavenly paint with golden pens on leaves of satin Tho description of this beautiful country should be ten with the golden of an ped in tho mfd of upon the blushing and 1 leaf Excuse me Gentlemen 1 except only the and time when dust lies love our native we honor her would rob the if we had n show Uut Congress must not put on airs or wo will take charge of tho nml office nnd make a muss generally is my sentiments A mnn in Arkansas a few days since went to Gen T nt and asked his help to a slave said tho General The best thing I can do is to advise you to go to the United States Marshall and go with a Commissioner in a description of the hoy get out a rant nnd tell the to hunt him for you Don't you recollect that n long time ago as long ago ns Con- gress passed a Fugitive Slave that is the law and it just covers case Arkansas rushed to the Provost Marshal's office and told story who immediately saw the point The United shall in said hoi don't say said Pike Co he I don't lie time o liis but I believe it was about nnd n half ago The is he you did not like the LV you smashed it and wo do not propose 11 set it again till wo get ready Exit Arkansas softly whistling the tail leathers of a very flea mingling contrast with nut brown that the moment when ho heard the gold piece against his upper front teeth was the most exquisite in his life The half sovereign had been in his windpipe for cot less than sis sewing machine might not bo in England by such effects as IB America but we believe that its workshop the the tory is certain nnd so believing wo shall concider it our popularize much as we can American According to a rain gage kept nt Fort California by Dr C A- tho fall of rain al that point torn September 16 1861 to Juno 18 1862 a period of nine months reached the enormous amount of es aM a fraction A farmer in Walla Walla Valley last season raised fifty acres of over thousand bushels of barler which ho sold for the round sum of In 1848 the imports into the 6 New Zealand amounted to 869 and the nil In the imports to the to Switzerland they arc very severe on this The Journal do Geneva man was lately tried at Jug on a charge of having stolen a cat which ho killed and tc Being found ho was il the cost of hia before trial two days on broad and water receive thirty blows with B tick remain for four years his own parish be in- black list be placed under the strict surveillance of municipal police the expense of conveying him Tiome To nil other expenses and to the damage OMNIBUS Appropriate name for a cold A sheaf from the shock of an the riddles give is A Donkey jOf is when with green Few arc so inconsolable that their hearts cannot be by a Fast win by the use of their legs lose their legs by the of cups Young ladies nre said to liko cold weather because it brings the trf lips Model wives formerly look 1 in now with the sewing machine thcy in lady down for a young man that embraced un will como to our town he can do better A bashful printer refused a in a printing office where females arc em- TOR A ThO elopement of years of age with fifteen years old both is the Pint should a thera their girl in his he never set with a waited st least Simpson his compliments to Mr Thompson rid begs to request that he will keep his trespassing on his Thompson presents his compliments to Mr Simpson and begs to request that in future he will hot spell nim with two Simpson no of Wall on tbs found two to and feel the to the word in the not w Mi to Mr Thompson and
