Ripon Weekly Times, The (Newspaper) - March 28, 1862, Ripon, Wisconsin Devoted to Freedom Education Literature Temperance Agriculture Local and General Information and the Diffusion of Useful Knowledge VOLUME 5 FRIDAY MARCH 28 186 NUMBER 22 v r r y r K v ri VT V B O W E K IvI A CITY STOUK i r MI n Ye YI in in u- i- r rO'1 IT Y DT 1 1 fITV OI C T 0 1 Cin J 1 I W It DRY GOODS TS in Drv Crockery Boots Shoos etc r in Dry in Boots Samuel in Fancy Pry Goods Huts mid Cups nml and THE BY CARrENTER THS GENERAL A N D THE TEAMS them one or two pairs at a When the elephants are on board POPPING CORK The soldiers in Kentucky are famous lot a take H in tow Full fall softly ye cold winter fo practical and arc on i reach America as rapidly as i i i t i i the lookout for One was the where bravo beauty hath procured in the person of a beforo they become wasted and diseased bv tho tor who had the of six I in America do not let them be taken to a cold climate out ct And there they sat a popping corn John Stiles and Susan Cutter John Stiles as stout as any ox And Susan fat us butter And there they sat and shelled the corn miner marked its repose And you ve wild winds that howl o'er his John was also proprietor e bed i Of Two bottles of contraband tlic declinations i And talked of different kinds of ears Disturb not tho rest of the beautiful dead in Dry Hoods Oil C liou u MUC v Oil i r K discovered and j OT torrid Iet illi ml i He hath passed from the earth to be i determined to possess Being aware that j bu to run in some jungle j y clothed with a light i the driver's presence an impediment for them not confining them ils the glorious stars crown thc brow of night Approaching the driver who was busy J trust that the elephants will propagate their species hereafter ou the continent of j Mr Lincoln however very respectfully declined to accept the proffered gifts on the that they could not bo made I He hath gone from us now in the glow his bloom To the bosom of Death and tlie the driver's presence an to the he hie upon the following j of time plan to get rid of him i If bc wo hurrying his ha accosted And raked and stirred the lire nd talked of different kinds of c And hitched Chairs up nigher Y in Pry j i I say old fellow what are yen doing iry mi K i i- j t t t Two duors south The spirit that burned in his i you see replied John FARMING Where is it where is it Oh tell us ye j i in the present condition is not vour business It is after of thc he assured oo and there is a fellow here hired by j Uis ai a n i Clf in twas Jhe tlie distant day transmit to him some token brought in or indication of tlie high sense which Vfc On him now but U The mule driver bit at and wanted I ot lus Wm in an there i i i i k B I tacit to know where to imd the I n shop The smile from IMS hrs the musi eal tone Uo dirccted to General X M of thc Directory ARTISTS GROCERIES Its soft murmured are they gone I call on the earth the skv and thc ry T man who was placed in a ith as that dary bv the of a white which i there was where the hung out i here ont Then Susan the popper shook Then John he shook the popper Till both their faces grew as red As saucepans of copper And then they shelled popped and And kinks of fate And he haw hawed at her remarks And she laughed at his joking And still they popped and still they ate John's mouth was like a hopper And stirred thc fire and sprinkled salt And shook and shook the popper The clock struck nine the clock struck And still corn kept popping j It struck eleven and then struck And still uo signs of stopping And John he ate ami Sue she The corn did pop and patter Mv pica is unheeded and fruitless my he could not keep without pecuniary The corn lid pop and patter I lou can t mistake thc said the j TiU corn's what's the our of the Fourth is more fully realized by the best and efficient ATTORNEYS LI evils cost in inn I rV Nu o Pul Ungracious trover of life's sunny day devil von want j Old boss I've got a Mr you of in internal com- ho has no friend and no one OLD WARS During the last hundred and years we have had nine wars without counting Indian and all make years of warfare TUae say during tho last century and a I half we have had one year of war to about two years of peace Our first war took place in the reign of William III and lasted from to 1097 William lit the champion of Protestant interests a war with tho magnificent and profligate Louis XIY of Franco Could puritan New England refrain from lending a ing hand Two considerable expeditions sailed from Boston against the northern French of which ended in a sad wreck and loss and brought ou to Xew England thc curse of depreciated paper money This was by the colonists King William's War The next war known as Anne's War began in 1702 and was ended with he peace of Utrecht in 1713 It was in this the great won his liant victories The brave and generous sons of Massachusetts again assailed tho French in the north and wrested f oai them thc province of a con- quest which the treaty of Utrecht con- After thirty years of peace the third war broke out called King George's War because it occurred in the reign of Georgo II It lasted from 1748 to 1758 Onco more Massachusetts with the aid of sis other colonies sent northward a mighty armament and conquered the stronghold of ou tlie island of Capo Breton an event that was celebrated in every town from Boston to Charier with bonfires fireworks illuminations cues and thanksgiving valiant Yankee who commanded was knighted and made a lieutenant general for his con- duet on this occasion Sir William he was thenceforth called of tlie without talents power or HOTELS 4 r i it ii rs Next came the fierce war in which of that bloomed t mules to be right I foil and Wolfe took i ent are 101 T all Canada and all India fell under the view saiu i artillery over Nobody ventures upon the high sea So sweet in their so rich in j nothing daunted at the Hashing eye ot the otherwise in public life without becoming i General I movements by i sooner or later Bedewed with affection and undoubting Do vou know you are trust Time's hand unrelenting has crushed to said Jehu his voice ro sagacity and strength in lifting imaging and pushing with their the dusi 1 The project of turning the in tn e n whr t Is it weakness to sorrow or weakness to a oA you ave tiie oy with much Lip n Sam 10 clean and I won't j n any inhabited portion uf our When the and the noble and beau- 1 have any foolishness Clean them mules j :nnj TR you a good occasionally been alarmed by Can regrets or put flight to the i I the wild animals tha have accidentally I i i T t I 1 C3 T Nothing is more easy than to do more difficult than to fer without complaining am war by William In Europe this war is called the Seven Years War but in America where it lasted more than ten years we commonly style it the Old French it began 1753 nnd ended On a of fortune we always with the peace of in 1763 those who have respected themselves j ions England nobly seconded by in prosperity York and Virginia and have both their value borne the brunt of this great test lie a bad use of the one will Then came tlie war of tlie which lasted eight years then thc make a wod use of the other ut I V E R Y STOR ES j A AI fi Or the when they with at even of i i tt supposed by some to be indicative great j of the of unless it sometimes docs nothing ac J tho should they find There is no policy like a The General's leaped from i stalking good manner is the in world through their cotton fields or forests may j cither to get a good name or supply tho 11 A Won y I1 OFFICE NOn Hip r LUM BER j H i r in in lif Can they srill the hues and the im- Jehu the just in press heaven j to savo head Xo there is a time when joy speeds is now looking for a chance to get away square with the soldier l As thc glorious sun leaves the brow of the day As the sweets e part So the bliss of life's S die from thc heart ELEPHANTS OP SIAM thc summer 1 mure easily be imagined than want of it -j respect g learning TO Goon re the BARBER SHOP t innit BOOTS SHOES ING iV 4 ft s nn ERY Tho King of as a brief ic a few davs aso was i tcr represents recently by his warm to cultivate amicable relations with the Xo more can within The sunlight of joy o'er tho ravage of value number the and even the courage of the alry might be somewhat daunted by an j attack from one of the proposed Siamese good breeding alone insures love j affection Men often dread poverty the more the himself to have been farther they are removed from it the move ciddy the height to which we have ton himself iliai great reliance during tin war of the was upon kee steadiness and valor In thc War of 1812 and thc war with Mexico the ern States bore their full share but it Great talents make a man famous great Was Xew and New York sailors our spirits keep constant pie of the to oner us what in incident after lho j Tlian iiic heavens c supposed prove a present of great It was no less than a of a of male and female to heard of thr eagor out follows barrel which idy Pulling r hat won the battles on the seas and taught the world the U S had a vy An n the heavens can smile wuen e -u it up filled storm-god is nigh our ot J oue of McCook's 1 clouds as have the living v J in and says Vot you i i OUT LI t i 1 i t 1 re are times when the spirit must i from Arabia for tie in j n j brandv upon which i Texas and on thc ronie to 1 attained the more frightful yawns thc gulf below Hunger never saw bad bread Revivals are in progress in most of the i Eastern and Middle States Bow to one uf these days he may be polite and return tho bovr The price of crude petroleum at Oil Fa is but six cents per gallon What's in a dress asks a popular OR UGS Si i Texas ami on to the door calling out iU PHYSICIANS J A bettor look j tho following a to us that if o need UOt be WO need not a i But pursue with proud K f A Goon Yankee and man owned a pig in And when killing time came they wished to divide moat thu Yankee was very anxious to divide so that he could get both hind quarters persuaded the nan that way to divide was to cut ii the back Thc Frenchman to do it on con- dition that the Yankee would turn his back and thc choice of pieces it was cut in two Thc Yankee tarned his back accordingly piece you hare ze piece vid tail on or 20 piece tail on piece with the tail on by gar you can tako him and I take zc von Upon turning round the Yankee found that the Frenchman had cut off thc tail and stuck it in the pig's mouth M- It need detor us There's a blessing in virt the truth That shines o'er t den to molest them to attempt to raise his ahead wreck of the them would be and if the climate -11 there should prove favorable to is a bears the clouds we are of opining that after Awhile Of children ghc Vim sol 1 other sorrows So our the soul must round throne Oils i will increase until there DO uf Asia not known heavens still burneth as thero are litre on in WAGONS tho balm that can in the a year A rash young man threatened to apply the liquor law to his are two kinds of girls One the kind that appears best abroad thc girls that arc good for parties rides visits balls etc and whose chief delight 5 s in such tilings thc ether is the kind hat appears best at home tho girls that From using glasses on the nose you see an object single from using them under nose vou see it double Since Gen Burnside's army took session of Roanoke Island the supply of for to vour friend's health but it is turpentine has greatly increased is not a fashionable ig says that tears at a 10 commencement of the young folks are getting in jre useful and cheerful in the dining room sick room and all tho precincts of ionic They differ widely in One is moth consuming everything about her thc other is a sunbeam inspiring life and gladness all along her Sow it does not necessarily follow that there shall lie two classes of girls Tho right education will modify both alike and unite their good qualities in one Ic is told of a Connecticut better acquainted with than diering that when placed him in command of his regiment at teras he wished to oblique hig column in marching and gave tho that