Racine County Argus (Newspaper) - April 1, 1875, Racine, Wisconsin VOL 33 RACINE WIS THURSDAY APRIL WHOLE NO 344 RACINE COUNTY ARGUS to the BY Z C THE HAUNTED SHIP IRA C PAINE Attorney Counselor at Law IN WISCONSIN WASHINGTON HOUSE TOOT 01 MAIN FRANK Proprietor THIS In the to the Unit and i for for farmers v F B Washburn E IV T I S T OVER Workman's Drug Store 3 SIXTH STREET I shipped in the Norway for the sage from Constadt to Hull and another Englishman who by the namu of Jack Hastings joined her at the same time He and I had lodged together on and somewhat acquainted before we became shipmates He was a man of information and from his talk had seen bin share of the world but was not much of a sailor as I had already surmised from thu cut of his jib We found Copt of the way n Tartar in the worst lense of the word nnd the voyage was anything but a pleasant one especially to Hastings Ho lind shipped for able wages and his deficiences were soon apparent to a captain who had a hawk's eye for the weak points in a man he might come down on him As I bad a strong feeling of respect for the young man I stood hip friend I could by trying to do more than ray own EXCHANGE HOUSE Pine Street B T0 WIS of his Whether ion or below he found especially he began or swear of the ship's company the voice of the hidden champion took their part The insolent laugh rang in his car on every such occasion seeming to come from overhead But no such manifestations ever led us in the forecastle nor did the un- earthly voice ever address any one on board but Capt The more part of our crew would rather hare his tyrannical treatment than have in a haunted ship while some of ub welcomed a firm friend in this un- accountable spiritual presence or ever it might be The captain's angry passions were to some extent checked by it though now and then thoy broka forth suddenly that the object of hit fury received a blow before it could interfere Wo had arrived within a couple of days rail of the En- glish const when becoming exasperated at some blunder of he hurled a which struck him on the of duty but I couldn't always be at band of T r bead 1 he poor fellow suddenly clapped A both hands to the spot with a wild yell One night when it was blowing quite Attention to tlic JVU J Proprietor to J i1 is wrm THE Van Buskirk Ritchie Attorneys at Law WISCONSIN attend to nil to hU care lii Courts in Block Cor nnd Fifth Sis A of Chestnut Coal North Side Coal Wood Yard Which will be Sold at tht Lowed Medical Notice Drs PAGE GARLOCK Attr IX TUB OF Medicine and AND will attend lo nil by or liny MI or ill IKS Mill opinion or oilier vault be be Tim mort credentials aari testimonials can U fresh I was at the wheel the up and had nil hands pulling reefs in the Tho men hud Intd the deck and were the halyards to hoist away poor Hastings instead of the let go the weather fore- topsail brace ami away went the yard fore and aft by luffing up smartly we to net it checked in again carrying away anything But at the mouth rowed he would tan the clumsy hide and woold down like a He at with n of it down once with a cut over his neck and raised it to blow while all bands stood looking on hushed in a silence a voice from aloft out The which was wonderfully loud and to come down out of the The captain fell back nft so as to look up bat could see and rushed into the forecastle The cap- tain after having thrown the missle as I thought at not hearing anything and I noticed him glance nervously aloft But still nothing he recovered his courage acd ordered Mr Raynor to call that man on deck agnin The mate getting no answer to IMS call went below nnd found Hastings de- He reported that he believed the man to be in a critical condition and the the same voice in precisely the game culiar tones that I had heard so many times from A minute later having bis part came to the front of the and of bis ing heard and other disguises I one whom I had be dead five years before Jack said 1 aloud for- getting in my excitement where I was Sit down 1 Put him out 1 cried n dozen at once I subsided of course but not before I had received a sign of recognition from the ventriloquist When the ance was over be beckoned to and in the privacy of bis own room grasped my hand with a hearty pressure II I asked hor in the name of miracles were you saved T Saved Whore When you jumped overboard raving mad He own natural hearty laugh not the unearthly one which ho soot down from chimneys and mastheads I never jumped said he and I never was any more mad than I am at this moment It was only a plan to frighten old Phelps and I think it succeeded only too well If he had been been tried for his life and I bad thought him in danger 1 should have appeared in court and frightened him again to save his life But be could not found and 1 have never heard of him since My madness was all n sham and the man overboard was only a bundle of old duds surmounted by my old bat I slipped down into the and lay con- directed him to do whatever hs till the night after the ship arrived thought best for bin relief I think Capt j when I stole out and went ashore Of understand tbo cries you Phelps like some other hard cases that I have sailed with did not dare to venture into the himself for fear he might never get out again alive No 3 Gorton Blk Cor Main Sts Dr may lie at Dr JOHN MB OFFICE CORKER 6th St Market Square Over more to 3 P Ml Quad- nrc lo Mimic for in- intention to Mm vicinity with he Dime r ml he Nn All M VIS National Bank Aloft there lie yelled in n No answer there I was answered spitefully Come down on deck I Come up here and how you like The captain's rage was now fearful to behold Who's aloft thoro Who is it Mr Kaynor he demanded of the mate Nobody that I know of an- the officer They're all here in sight Tho men looked from one to another but the number was correct The second mate without for orders sprang up aloft and looked over tin then made the circuit of it looking all round the and self alone Tho captain dropped his I end and went below his mind in a of sod fear and Hastings escaped further beating for that night But a few days wero sufficient for the I captain to forget his and I myself was the next victim of bis He had ordered me to make a in the and of an old fagged rope to bo used for a lashing somewhere I did so and returned it to him telling him I had made the best job of it that I could Well if that's your caid he you're as much of a lubber as your ner Hastings I'll dock you both to seaman's pay In vain I remonstrated the That night it became necessary to call all hands out to reef again and while we were on tbe a thrilling cry arose from the bows such as might well have been railed by a A human form was seen by several of us erect on the rail near the and then n loud splash was heard in the water under our lee Mr and the captain who were on deck rushed to the side a hat wai seen for a moment bobbing up on the crest of a sea nnd the same dreadful yell of insanity was repeated ever more shrill than before Captain Phelps echoed the cry but faintly and fell insensible to the deck Mr hailed us on the with a voice like a Lay down from aloft 1 Clear away the small boat 1 We thought the mote was quito ni mad as the poor suicide and 10 ho wan for the moment By the we reached the deck ho was ready to countermand the order Everything was hidden in I course you heard Certainly and tbe other strange sounds on board Your ventriloquism explains the whole matter I performed in most of the cities nrd large towns in England before I knew you but I was then in my habits and squandered nil that I made While on one of my sprees I shipped nnd went to sea and tbat is how you found roe in Constadt But I was never stock to make a sailor of Since I have returned I have done well nnd saved money and you must that I acquit myself better on stage than I did on board the wny And that's the only haunted ship that ever I was in I've heard but probably those might all ex- in some similar way A Valuable Lesson A lively or rather rough and is mentioned between a father und sen resident of ship The whose family he called if you has had his eyo on bis father for several yean and the thought that he would one day reach a development that would to thrash the tas been sweeter to him than honey in the comb Lately having arrived at thing past twenty-one been scarcely able to repress his joy that his time had come and the sire had a bint at what was imminent The crisis came the er day and the boy went for the father hip and thigh The latter is verging on three score but the agile way in which be brought that aspiring young man to his mother earth was a new revelation to him However he heard that gouging was a very effective thing when o disputant is in place and accordingly in tiii midst of bis punishment he went for the old man's eyeball with bis thumb For nn instant he was surprised at the size of tho socket as he felt around the cavity for the eye But when the hot ragged edge of c complete ect'of.teeth cut his thumb to the bone he knew he had made a fatal mistake and began to howl like a After several bars of mentation andn considerable supplication the old man let the sufferer up on tion that he wouldn't whip any mure ers for a day or two The youngster thereupon packed up his valuables with mournful collected the cherished mementoes of his childhood and bade a solemn and final farewell to the home und the scenes of his happy youth But this is a fearfully winter nnd he returned to the parental j the same evening to gouge and o roam no more A simple little sentence is this to sure and yet It may be considered as one of the enemies with which have to deal Jt is very pleasant to have all the little commodities offered for sale in tht market and it is sometimes hard to deny one's self of tbe tame whin be obtained by saying charge it But habit of getting articles however the charge may be without paying for them fundi in a most of tbe time I have no money to-day but should Stage Is ten sad The world will never of reading how poor Mrs driven from the London boards ure that was not her fault tramped about over the country for years till at lut she had another chance at Lane and supported by Smith Pa liner Farren she won the most brilliant cess arid then went home to a plain per her old shedding tears of joy no be sat at the table too delighted to cat Edmund an unknown youth like the article says the at Dorchester one rainy man who happens to go into a store and sees something which striken his fancy Never the gentlemanly clerk you are it And so it is that little accounts arc one and another till the almost empty but roused to tbe utmost to act well bis part One of the men in the boics lence when the play was over invited him to the nest morning and staggered him by saying Aly young man is surprised at his liabilities r Arnold I am the manager of which though smoll in detail are Lue On the don he was all tho be- cause he was so small blithe put so much genius into his performance that before lie finished the first act he had triumphed large in tho aggregate to reduce his cash materially comes In many instances if the cash were re- quired tbo purchase would not be made even had tbe person tbe money by him but to tome getting an article charged does not seem like parting with an alent Still when comes it always does illusion and a feeling is experienced of parting with money and receiving nothing in return Jf there is an actual necessity of ing a purchase and the means arc not at hand is n reasonable excuse for ob- the same on credit but when the article can be dispensed with until can bo made it is much to the ad- vantage of the purchaser so Homo At tltc Barber's The First Glass of Wine Friend's House and What of It Sergeant will you permit me to see what drunken women you have arrested to-night 7 a stout young girl of Sergeant Next I the barber had just finished a customer persons from their seats where beeh patiently waiting and approached the knight of the lather and ferociously and ingly at each other One of them was an elderly personage arid evidently from the country the other a young of city breed whose down begun to tho slow and uncertain approach of a beard Which of you is next T asked tho barber I said the young man No not at the same time and as I am the oldest I claim the first Besides I am in a great hurry Ah old party I sec you are from the country and of course do not know the rules of city society governing such cases of tbe Mulberry street j as said The request although contrary to police darkness the wind nnd fast in- was granted and tho young woman rope wae too much worn and fagged to make a neat piece of work Fagged is it f Well I'll finish it back I No you won't 1 sang out a voice from behind the IIo rushed round in the direction of sound but there was no one there Who was that that spoke he If I knew who he was I'd cut his heart Hal hal would ye f answered tbo now It was broad daylight nnd all could see creasing and it was possible en then for the little boat to live The captain still unconscious was carried telow with many muttered wish that might never come up again and bitter were tin oaths of vengeance mingled with kind words and tears for our departed messmate that went round our wakeful circle during tho stormy dismal night tbe Hull pilot boarded us eight hours afterward Captain was at his post trying to look like but still palo and trembling Tbe mate bad told us that bo should have him arrested as as we arrived in port But I think he must have relented and connived at big escape for he was ing before the ship was fairly I don't think he was over brought to went down into the colls Coining back in a few minutes she showed the names of two prisoners whom she would assist in trouble Sergeant as you seem astonished at my said Anno Kennedy I will you its purpose weeks ago I took the finit glass of wine I ever took in my life at a friend's bouse going borne I felt its and came to the chair What is Simply Beauty goes take the chair 0 vrell that's right Mr Barber shave He the best of trie by that city bis and come to think of it be is right to the rule Indeed 1 What it the rule where you come party asked the young fellow as he fixed himself comfortably in did not see J was enough to shake the dust of the way off my feet and to forget if possible the history of tbe voyage But I often found while on sub- sequent voyages my brain to account for strange phenomena of which I have spoken Five years passed tbe wiser in that respect when I found myself in pool where I arrived from can voyage and paid off with fifty considerable sum for me to station told you of my and you allowed me to sit in your While there I saw miserable women ged in Since then I bave gone night to the different in- this city in the hopes of being able to reclaim or assist poor women find name in your own blotter I have mined to devote my life to assisting to reform poor women There was not a dry eye in the police station as Anne be wing to her hearers went Tori Sun Wall young the rule up my way is that tre always keep the hogs ahead of us So you can go ahead Barber it's all said he taking paper and sitting down to read Dope for Trees of all things to us is home In bourn of ambition and pleasure we may sometimes its exquisite sweetness but let sickness or sadness come and we return to at Let the hollow hearts that feign a friendship which they do not feel stand revealed before us as we all must at moments that however important be in our own estimation our places would be filled at an hour's notice should we die then wo whisper to ourselves the magic word Home and are comforted Home Sweet Homo It does not matter bow humble it is nor is it less a homo for being n It is where those we love that may where we am valued for ourselves and ore held in esteem because of what we arc in and not because of power wealth or we can do for 1 Who would be without a home? Who would take tha world's applause honor of the tenderness of a few true hearts and tbo fireside meetings where the truth may be spoken without disguise and are un- known f In life's tbo bcro finds many much abuse and but into a hornet ought to be things never find There to his wife the plainest man becomes a wonderful sags a mnn who ought to be President of tbe United would be were bis worth known Garrick acted in an unlicensed theatri at the East End of London one night Ho wna short of stature and bii name was not given When he camo on the the sight of the ence disconcerted him Jo a few minutes he recovered and was Richard All the tremendous passions of the savage monarch swayed bis body and in bis face but tbo till when after dismissing the away the then the house hurst into rapturous From that moment bis star suffered DO Who Was He An individual possessing unmistakable evidences of African extraction was ar- for larceny judge as of right was dignified but said with severe presence are you guilty or not f Sarf Did you steal these clothes T be re- plied Golly it This man you did He ain't but And wbat are you I Me 1 why don't you know frid with you in the I helped to lead you home when you got tired Don't yer member me There was the that case that judicial ford of So much for tbe ad- vantage of good society A Singular Sentence The following reads tbe same backward as Sator tenet opera The first letter of each first word The second letter of the second word The of word third word fourth letter of word the fourth word The fifth letter of each word spells tbV word Break Off Bad that was no one up there I wan haye in quite at much startled and as ray tyrant could possibly be but the di- version served as good a ai on the occasion for be did Dot at- tack me again Had done so I meant to resist and grapple with him if it cost mt my life That night the captain's slumbers were disturbed by a cry which to curao in at the in room left open for fresh air The had been tbe mate on the and by the whet J who could give no of it apd seemed rto and fear when he on the deck and looked vainly viii quarter in March day ht harassed Tand at turn by an the at early ening ready for anything in tbe way of that might turn up my at- tention was caught by a an- Holbrook unrivaled and world re- I bad never seen a performance of that after reading I resolved I just in time Breached Tiall of exhibition and taking i ticket I and tor's entertainment had ever witnetsed or beard ter a variety of sounds and voices bad been imitated with marvelous skill he in- formed nt he would hold tion an nri the i i -i chimney tbt Ha ba I down startled to snob a degree It was BORING a by the Methodist brethren of a Southern village Brother Jones went among the colored portion of the congregation Finding there a man for his endeavor to serve God the rest of the week he Well Broth or Dick I am glad to see you here Haven't saw you last Brother no Brudder Jones no Nor any chickens Brother Dick T No no Brudder Jones no Thank er Dick I my said Brother Jones leaving Brother who bis to neighbor with death down and young for fragile form which lets the panting virtues risen charity Of- Treary r tears that sorrowing on graves good it- creations thali defr his I send you the following receipt to pre- vent also an One gallon strong soft jonp one gallou thick sorghum molasses now add one gallon of rain water with one pound copperas dissolved in it Bring this to a boil stirring meantime too thick use with a brush add strong lye If too thin in lime or better sulphur first clean the dirt from the tree to the depth of two inches re- move the borer and then apply the ture to from eight or nine inches should be done in June borer eggs though if earlier it causes the treo to make a better growth I have used this for fifteen years and when have never been bled with tbe Sundry itinerant tree peddlers bave sold receipt in their cases would recommend one half pound of feathers with the ply epidermis W Understand the reason and all tbs sons why the babit it injurious Study thu subject until there is no lingering doubt in your mind Avoid the places tbe persons and the thoughts that lead to the temptation Frequent tbe places associate with the persons indulge in the thoughts that lead away from temptation Keep busy idleness is the strength of bad habits Do not give up the struggle when you have broken your resolution once thousand times That only shows how much need there it for you to you have broken your resolutions just think the matter over and endeavor to it is so that you may your guard against a recurrence of tho same circumstances Do not think it is an easy you bave undertaken It to expect to break off a bad habit in a day may have been ering long years TALLOW ent of the fidd One a eleven pore bred gapes I the roan who had them that he would not have many chickens out of that lot Ob said he I bave for them i from a neighboring woman which is a common melted and mixed into about a The remedy resorted to and have cry one recovered and grown into developed chickens I this invariable success on Dorkings Ac THE day a was called on to many a couple aiking L tbo You promise when tbe young min I a A boy was asked greater eril of two hurting another's feeling or finger He said tbe forner Bight my dear skid tlie and why it you can't tie a around Vl Tni will not what be nor God a pious He even in hin prayers He will out a contrite confession of the very sins that rolling as sweet morsels under tbe tongue fife will not in impose upon bis which bb knows that he A at night The negro De what was boarding bar got care of her His Honor a was out to-night I thought I into ds SS up a burglar in tho housei said in to her tbe other Tbe Judge rolled out- of bed grasped his and opened to the ing to bis wife states tun develops i quality to i A isto ii i i j of tarter in: