Penn Yan Express, The (Newspaper) - September 5, 1883, Penn Yan, New York to William Sn an ms against 1--..IC Kte of la i aw required to present the ui i to ihe W i ai his office in ji Hd day ol If i t L TO to an Uu i 6- of of the town of u 1. 1 arc required to t u MI to the t Ac of said or t i ii u place 01 ia -y or the ISili of March J. C. i K TO CUt to an order ilmn of li n u the of i anna of Jn said are to present the to Julm S. the ttc of said at wi or Inforc the day June f. 1O pursuance U illiam i- of dated July t to sll creditors of David Morns is M UM BI N. Y under tbe ol C. to present their u v en to the sub- a-i nit ot toid C. and as ULI t'i 3oor cuer t i city of N. on or L of r T. 90iwe h TO to an Briggs surrogate a against the of lire town of id aro required to 1411 with vouchers to Willis Executor of said of in the town of iu -am on or before day of L TO pursuance of an r madu the S. of on the 23th day ot ha by gnui to all tho creditors cUnns Charles IL it 1'enn N. in. ruj i ri to their with tin to the ii of said H. o- fn IH in fit of creditor's at tho offices Piim N on or before of 23 C. in Hon. illiam Juli 1x3. i creditors of u M mlt i as and also .i i M to their clauna t lo the sub- ut Una of I e uf I. foe and Kot iv ti IIH at or near u town of Yatea 17 IvO July C 01 NT I i u r j j n florin in. JL ot in upon a and rt n i a warrant of u y tbe real ttr on Ihc day of i L n id all the un -I wl ich the defendant had in it day of or at T or ot situate In in ind as on i nc of lot number IT of the w 1 d ci lins and i It siid i it east dve i line of siid lot unhand i mug two and one- MIK or lus which I t c -IRE on at Conrt Ki in N. -t o'clock c Mie 4 J Albert s t t M L j Tit Simeon r James Mi L irr Samuel 1. M Ellen l iMM M. Ada h. and ol kin of Ku oi u ol in the iUti H in a certain Io the Hud id has i Court ot thL Ot for the proof wt muniment Uars 1 h and to i to In and i ru ix v lori at t i in. in jin 1 the County of d dju ot at tin of t'i tt to i purport ing to ind mil that if any of midtr tht of for or in IT i n io do -o 3 iii Uu tu and of il He to t-t Si of t d i it tin 1'eim Election h x f lit u. of a notice I i IT of Mate of Sew it that a d in the t ol n in i urst In No- X I Of au cf wf 1 uf if it for the 1 I it of i i i it -sol U Out a t ii IK llu in ICL i XLI of tm F. last 1 ML Ul K i n OP ii tho i fit 1 suo LO t of B. iu tri V. -n ii of W. ml s in the place of M- for the i Of 1 1 U u r. ui Hit 1 j in tj L place of ii K. ami -o ou ihe last nl to Section lot i to Electors ii lo King ltl In tho in iho general the day of l and to in to tbs from on ehall j i written ami partly A the t labor trom tho h shill lw or i pmh ID the mtr r from State in Mate entitled i in their re- U u to on tbe mil d the day of on ID they secretary ol YATES H. Y. REUBEN A. PER IS IF NOT PAID IS three ot four c. iness over 53 Main J MITE WILL in all the branches the profession Re- C B formerly of Painted has In Branchport in Dr. Wilson's sod be pleased to attend promptly to all NKW DENTAL over Wheeler cor- ner and Elm All wort done In the possible manner Teeth absolutely without OFFICE IN MAK St. Ha is competent to put In gold and to build oat broken in a manner reliable aud Will try to advise hia with re- to their and not to the interest of hia M. north-west corner Elm and Liberty A full of Family Ac. SPECIFIC for prepared as and sent by mail or express to any part of the Orders addressd to Dr. W. W. Penn N. Y will receive prompt 902tf Stime NORTHERN CENTRAL blc May Trains pass Yan as 33a.m. Niagara 25 p m. p.m. m. Southern p. 30 a. m. Freight for the Sonth must be at the Boom by 9 a. for the North by 12 m. Corning July 1883. DOING M. P. M. P. 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MILAN Supt. B. K. N. Y. Penn Yan VOLUME WHOLE 909. Lake DURING August and Every person purchasing Boots or Shoes to the amount of for CASH at one purchase of the Shoe will be presented with a boat good from Penn Yan to and er No on account ot or previous condition of Ivery body C. H. The Shoe CARPETS AN IMMENSE STOCK WHOLESALE and am receiving the looms of tlie oldest and beat all the latest stj and retail them at t small advance on the prices Also CARPET Etc. experience of jears m CARPETS enables me to select tbe most TIRED ALL U hut and Refreshed a. in it amounted loan bat con- to be a dull weary ache in the small of James of No. 59 was an old ana life became I was tired all pain In il e lower and a habit of of I tried of and was relieved Providence did the but I give the to ru idea dota him bnt works by end among them Benson's plaster ranks as an external It acts quickly In and renders life better Price 25 Loot in middle of the piaster for the word Ask seabury Xew 905w4 m A World Stationery H Package la the fastest article mtae Contains IS sheets Note IS Pen and a handsome of Retail price 25 Fonr f 0 A watch with four For 25 m one or postage we will send a complete sample with elegant Gold Plated Gold Plated Collar Handsome Gold Plated King end elegant Scarf Register large IS page Illustrated of Self-cocking Tele- Write at once to WOULD rie a once 120 L NEW YOKK ll U J. LIVER M Secure Healthy action to the liver and relieve all loua 35e. 905W I MORGAN has had unusual success In ing for College and Endowment Healthy and Begins with a new of Modern In charge of a who haa in Address G. R 905w4 FOKT EDWARD INSTITUTE lit 2Mb to for or other brick w Uie and best appointed hoarding semi- nary for ladies and gentlemen In the ough free cure of manners and Jos. D. N. Y boys for the collegia and higher schools of Full September For catalogue with full address J. W. 1'h. D. A fo Agents w Bt for handsome rated works of great low In pricey celling needed Liberal Jt S. Fourth St your own Terms and U. And durable nnd reliable All eco- uho dusire the Choicest and Best Goods at lowest Feasible should nut f to examine my EVERY ARTICLE I. F. 101 103 State N. Hiving just returned from the New York and Boston where I bought a large and selected stock of Slippers aid At the lowest Cash I shall be pleased to show them to my friends in Tales Co. Feeling as I that they are well I can sell them as And you know that J. sells the best goods Boots from to Shoes from 25 to I Jm e got them at all call and see J. 41 Main Penn THE OLD AKD RESPONSIBLE D. LEAHY'S S T E Ail and Cleansing OVo hundred of the New York Central on MILL OF 1'LATT The of this Dye Honeo since 1S2S has Induced others to counterfeit onr mess en tho cut of onr to and humbug tha No with any Similar I have no Agents in Yon can do your directly with at tho same aa Cashmere and Plaid and all bright colored nnd cleansed without injury to tho All and woolen Garments cleansed or colored without and pressed All and Kid Gloves cleansed or Woolen or Cotton of every all and finished with neatness and on reasonable Goods dyed black every Thursday and attention paid to doing np Lace Curtains Goods returned iu one Goods and returned by Bills collected by Express D. Mill Platt St. I A MONTH and BO ARO for three live or ladles io each I P. W. I J. W. A. SPRING STYLE OF WALL PAPER OPAQUE CLOTH SHADES in and by the CURTAIN FIXTURES from the cheapest cord to the best spring WINDOW CORNICE io suit any Wo put up and tain fixtures to anywhere in the The celebrated F. A. Whitney BABY host ui the PICTURE FRAMING done to order on short and In the test manner at GUTHRIE'S BOOKSTORE SO Main St. COAL AND WOOD R. W. H. Long offer the of these Varieties in a Splendid Jew Sir Sally Williams Common Catlet Also just received the Furnace Co. NKW and The shape Is mid with present of full of UOAL By Universal PILLS arc the best of all purgatives for family They are the product of and successful chemical and their extensive by in their and by all civilized proves them the best and most effectual purgative that medical science can Being purely etable no harm can arise from and being they are pleasant to In intrinsic Baltic and curative powers no other Pills can be compared with and every knowing their will employ when They keep the system in perfect and maintain in healthy action the whole machinery of searching and they are especially adapted to the needs of the digestive derangements of which they prevent and if timely They are the best and safest physic to employ for children and weakened where a mild but effectual is For sale by all CARBOLIC SALVE The most Powerful Healing Ointment ever Henry's Carbolic Salve cures Henry's Salve allays Henry's Salve cm es Henry's Salve heals Henry's Carbolic Salve cures Henry's Carbolic Salve licals Ask for and Take no nr BE WARE OF By tho control of Its tho and the West by tbe shortest and without of between ana Council and St. PauL It In Union DC pot a all principal of between and the Zis is unrivaled and cent. belne composed of Most Comfortable and Day COB one Horton Chair Pullman's and the Beit Hue of Dining Curs in tha Throe Trains between Chicago and River two Trains between cago and and St. via tho LEA A New and Direct via Seneca and and and and St. Paul and points All Travel on Past Express Trains salaat oil principal Ticket tho United States and and rates or Tare ways as low as com that offer lesa an- got the Haps and ROCK ISLAND At yoor nearest Ticket or address R. R. E. ST. fin A Tkk ft FREE S USEFUL FLOUL to who irad l Bib for E. 0. NEW LIFTED In tray a Farmer Sent Baclc to His Leaving tbe cars of the New York Central Railroad at a pretty station called and driving three miles back Into the you reach tne well-kept farm of and Commissioner of Highways for the town of In the sunshine of a bright day lant a traveler who had heard something of visited and as be marked the hale appearance of the you te the man whom they told me of Ia Albany aa having been almost raised from tbe dead I'm not entitled to that he half I iras lifted out of a that is For teen years 1 bad kidney In its worst I obtained bat rest day or BO extreme was the pain In the small my I tossed my as an object as ever attracted the pathy or excited the of a Of coarse my business was neglected and my farm went to All this came from catching cold In a camping out I came near camping out In the cemetery as the end of It the doctors couldn't cure I assume they on earth did you do if help came to J didn't go for it. One day when in Albany a druggist don't surrender Try Dr. David Kennedy's ITE famous medicine sent up from N. I did and it cared me. I owe everything to Dr. Kennedy and his It has recalled me to 3ifa and Ton may tell the world If you Sep. Poor Jenkins can't he For her mouth shows had Teeth and breath But let her use the great And there'll he of touching herself to Will you exchange a chronic case of or agree to break up a Bilious give your torpid liver and thus strengthen your regain health and nil for 75c A single bottle of pesa will do A few doses prise who try For dyspepsia in then many forms la a aad is warranted to cure It acts speedily and Try a 10 cent HAS BEEN PROVED The SUREST CURE fur KIDNEY tact or tirino arc DO at come tho disease restore healthy no til to your aa pain oa it will act promptly and Either retention of rick dust and dull dragging all speedily to Its curative SOHD BY Aii Price n. Coal FOR Our Coal lafrom Sterling and Monitor Which will Compete with any Market All Coal Well MI A for both sexes M Iff In per For circular address ST 003m3 ma The is prepared to do anything In flic line of at his an Elm tiara promptly executed in Thanking the public for its liberal the he hopes to merit its in the f FOE DURABILITY and found la no Always POPULAR For Sold In City land Town in the For sale by C. J. Hughes Penn LUBRICATING OILS For Few ara the of using Good Oil for Farm To meet this the Ohio Oil Co bave placed an assortment of their Lubricating Oils In the hands of E. F. of Penn to sold Ia any quantities that may be These Oils may be foond inquiry at my office on Em opposite the Shearman i 8Qlra3. The Old Office BY H. J. and figure the day Prom morn till night and from year to Column on column must pasa And balance sheets be Por the wheels of commerce must never They turn turn through tbe weary And the tired toilers find no Though be filled with I by ihe same old desk Mustering numerals one by Classing and grouping the old The work Ja never It Beems like a dronm as I recall The misty memories back to the The Joys and the hopes through all Tbat things would turn out there's n stain from a splattering It's forty years If It's been a Wo used to use the And they'd a splashing It's forty a Blender I stood by my father's side to The knowledge of signs experts And tor which tyros my first and I pen Witb a hand and a blushing 'Twas diffidence caused my trembling 'TIs ago that makes It And hero whore tho blistered Tho water ran on a later tho cup held love's Srst And this prcat spot whore the bottle That deluged the desk with tho Ink Changed when tho messenger to tell My wna thus lean trace the long Noting tho stains on Its quaint old Some standing for joys and some for Sunshine or passing scratched here means a baby One there means a child that This mark culls to mind a man Crushed to in bis When the head house learned his loved son forgery lay In a And that murks the sin of another A trusted ouo who where tho marks have on aimless I moved my pen in For taken my My loving wi tiw my desk Is the only friend binds my heart to the days AH else As we near the end We're and It seems like ft dream when I recall The misty mamoi ies buck to tiie Tbe Joys and through all That God sots all things Though the wheels of must never But tuin turn through tho The tired toilers will find there arc no Counting The straw hud broken tho metaphorical camel's Tho of usually equal to the exigencies of the was The as a matter of were the with the natural to boys of 6 or were ferent to the tempest of despair which raged in their They had considerately refrained from adding de- ceit to their but had fully and to rilling tho canary's to tearing a and losing a hat down the to eating tlie strawberries that were saved for and to catching their most faithful hen with a That hook represented tho the She could have better than downright cruelty de- early in nor own She never was a a mail was on big tha other he asked about and we said our mother wasn't very well and our sister was aa old maid Charlotte Where had he picked tip that And had it come to must not talk to strange about mother or me. What did he wanted lo see 3 Visions of of spying only they had nothing to as said oue came into her mind did ho was was said tho twins m Further questioning these Ho was he was was ho was he wote he had a and was a In the last and crowning fact the boys Practice had made Miss Brantome a tolerable so far as reading those two small was She jumped at the conclusion that some wandering naturalist chasing an elusive bug had chanced tnat and gave the subject no more other things to think of or any aad the problems of how to new hat for and how to instill into the hearts of her charges drove other thoughts Sitting down on the low doorstep of the house that had been home to her for six and twenty she tried to The sun was yet the days were at their her flowed the tireless in front of across the tho hills were la the field of rye over the way gleamed a large white wooden Her in. whose veins flowed some of tho blue blood of had bought a home in country when tho remnant of an Indian tribe still had property to The deed of sale provided for tho preservation of their little the sinking graves Pierre had built the It had been renewed several times since but had always seemed the and was ever the tient solemnly holding its white arras out as if to defend the moldering The grain grew thick but the tiny village of the dead was never disturbed by spado or Old had never Neither did Pierre the and one night riding his shied at the sight of the white cross in the moonlight and threw him with his head against a he left no legacy but the homestead and a debt to his wife and There was a gap of some twenty years between Charlotte tao twin and she really had a third infant on her for the mother was nothing more ful than that after her husband's She was not feeble-minded but painfully gentle strange and Charlotte shouldered her burdens with a brave heart Her French accent Grandfather blood had never filtered through brought her employment in a school in a town near The walks back and forth kept the in her the boys were being was It requires leisure to bo successfully The cross typified to her the martyrdom of private And looking at her heart grew The new hat would cose out a Surely there were more strawberries ripe in tho the canary would lay more tho jacket could be and old had proved superior to the But what could the ing the they were trotting toward her with all their might sandy little It was certainly Why should a stranger call That he should call once was not but showed him y onr said he said you look like an old maid a ne on tao infant a we proud to hare such a nice sister ho wished he had and he had such a lot of bugs he puts them to sleep with cine arid sticks pins through and he has a gold watch and he letus wind it up and we told him to come some more and here he Charlotte was but in some way she found heiselE rising to her feet to greet a gentleman who was taking off his to hat her and bowing with a grace which even Grandfather Brantome must have I She acquiesced in am gathering materials for an work and was to you for information concerning the ties of this And I might as well sav now that I have references and all She I am not exactly a as these little fellows have called though I must guilty to a slight leaning in Yet just now I would joyfully pait with the biggest bugs of my collection if in exchange 1 might examine your grandfather's that sort of you aro not ho per He was so gracefully genial that one could no moio be absurdly dignified with him than the golden robin singing ou the Indian will sit out here if you will permit So and dragged a chair and then stood motionless and listening to the talk of discovery and They did not understand it very well until the con- versation turned to Indian ans and bears they could Then the attracted by a strange drew near the door in nor wavering postmaster's wife thought that an Indian lotte was sho had heard of Father but supposed him the priest down at La Her opinion of him would not have made him She does not behove in as sho calls met a woman the other day who thought a herbarium was a re- marked Mr. Then they ed. But everything comes to an The boys began a show behind tho stranger s back to indicate to their ter that they wera perishing of so she let the convocation lag in order to end the to-morrow and see tho papers if you she will be and I shall be homo to answer He thanked her and ing over the rail fence which skirted tho of rye in order to get a near view of the on which not but a golden lobins now ing a vesper And tho kettle was soon singing in the tome kitchen a song as gay as that of the and Charlotte was not her usual careful self as she picked the strawberries for of them said the dis- gusted she's of tho It certainly was astonishing how much consulting tho Bum tome manuscripts Mr. Duncan re- quired so much It was B tun will you kindly read this list while I really I can't mako out whether this JS an e or an all the Grandfather Brantome would have begun to inquire as to marriage settlements and Scotch pedigrees had no been alive to see those chestnut innocent of and lhat dark mustache in dangerous It was tlie old story two young heads bending over the same No word of love had All was on the strictly business the correctness of tlie History of the Missions of the Northwest tho objective Bub at last there was no excuse for lingering The hills across tho prairie wero red and tho robins had and the grain around the tle burying cut and stowed Charlotte was walking home as Far away in tho load two moving dots which developed into twins as they drew Tears wero ting briny furrows down their not very clean Hysterical sobs alone came from their mouths as they tried to but finally sisterly intuition eliminated those woids from the has r turned She said she would if wo didn't stop and she has r That poor Sho had made tho same threat a hundred times but had been Toll me thinking of tho so tireless and so up tho railroad No more words were Back of tho garden was the branch railway from La nearly The evening train was sion was no Alike Leaving the twins to toddle after as well aa they could in their exhausted state sho Sho Tho bright invalid shawl was a Mrs. Brantome sat upon the idly playing with some yellow Charlotte knew patient is and tho boys aro and you must feed the The mother shook her Then Charlotte as a last she used A Sit there aad pull those yellow flowers to the woman would nothing In Heaven's name what was Those who havo had experience know tho strength of the The train whistled for tho crossing a mile and just some guardian angel guiding James Duncan jumped the a twot handkerchief in his Blessings upon tho medicine which subdued the It subdued this poor woman in a and he had lifted her out of danger before the train ed Then he He had boon copying the inscription on the Indian cross as the boys went screaming He gathered enough from their herent words to learn what the matter The chloroform idea was simply an I repay eyed as the and were walking making over to me Pierre tome's his grand- I can never write tho History without cause of Ami this is how it came to pass that the boys marched up the church aisle before the robins came again with lotte and the Aa for the spreads its white arms over a new-made The woman has Flora L. Stanfield in Chicago A New who has made the grand round of the restaurants in that says he has searched in to fled one that is and it is it is if the it is always The New Yorker would have met with a Kisses on A father talking to his careless daughter to speak to you of your It may be you cave noticed a careworn look upon here face Of course it has not been brought there by any act of still it is your duty to chaso it I want you to get up to-morrow morning and and when your mother comes and begins to express her prise go right up to her and kisa on tbe You can't imagine how it will her dear Besides you owe her a kisa or Away when you were a Jittle she kissed you when no one else was tempted by fever tainted breath nnd swollen Yon were not as attractive then as you are And through those years of childish sunshine and shadow she was always ready in by the magic of a mother's the little chubby hands whenever they were injured by those first skirmishes with tbe rough old And then the midnight kiss with she routed so bad as she leaned over your restless have all been on these loag Of course she Is not so pretty and you but if you had done your shore of the work during the last tea years tho contrast would not have been so Her face has more than far and yet if you were sick that face would appear more beautiful than an angel's as it hovered over watching every opportunity to minister to your and every one of those wrinkles would seem to be bright wavelets of sunshine chasing each other over the dear She will leave you one of these These if not lifted from her will hreak her Those hard bands that have done so many necessary things for you will be crossed upon her lifeless Those lips that gayo you your first baby kiss will be forever and those tired eyes will have opened in and then you will appreciate your but it will be too His First Day at was a ucw idea to It was so jolly to go from spring to spring and take a drink of the water ot No two of the springs tasted There are about forty springs at After tasting nearly half of he began to have a queer ing After spending most of the day m this ho went to It seemed aa if all the of the lower re- mieing a riot within After several hours of he thought of Perry Pain It gave him relief and and charmed him to e was a college about six week at and waa traveling in He made a little mash ou the and was sealing the same with the wild oranges of which are sold by the flrey outlaw of the lie said remove the she hastily want to eat But you can peel the I don't want to git my flagers all And it was so. or middle aged fering from debility and kindred should spud three for of World's Dime Be- ries nf Address World's Dispensary Buffalo N. Y. oung Mr. who is quite was at n party one and he was quite well looked at by the girls before lie was After the introduction he soon caught and was making himself very Mr. laughed Alias at one of his witty re- remind me so much of a friend of Indeed said what he looked just like he hadn't a bit of hut when one knew he was just to awfully cute for any Averts Ague Cure is the only remedy which is certain to cure fever and ague by expelling tbe poison which produces tho It does this and leaves no ill effects upon the Nothing is ao thoroughly ing and discouraging as the periodical return of the alternate lever and peculiar lo tbe believe you are a ly exclaimed Mrs. her husband wittingly presented the hot end of a potato she promptly dropped what the clerk told mo when I went to take nut my marriage The of the Grand Army of the Major George B. Few remedies are belter known in this vicinity than Sulphur their sale bas been very general throughout this and the number of reliable and well attested cases of beneficial results and recovery by their is large and beyond iST They were in the Said ing things wish I were a she She evidently hated to do but it is best to nip such things in the so she afraid you're too 1n3 poor boy almost startling Heart Disease IB only inferior in fatality to do not suffer from but use Dr. Graves's Heart It has cured why not at A medical journal tells in Vermont whose brains bave dried up un- til they rattle like sbot in a every time he shakes hie Since his case has been made public he has received more than fifty oilers of a position as a clerk of a seaside But his friends hardly him suited to the position as long as he has enough brains to Care Don't pay large doctor's The best medical book 100 elegant colored will be sent you op receipt of two 3-ccnt stamps to pay Address A. P. Ordway Mass. A girl stopped m tbe midst of her play one clasping her hands to her neck ae BUG felt a sharp pain exclaiming 1 Is Baid grand- stich grand- fine a terrified our heads sowed on silly people despise tbe not But DO one pises Wort after having given it a Those that have used it agree that It is by far the best medicine Its action IB thorough and Don't lake and other mercurials that poison tbe but by using restore the natural actions of the woman really practices unless she uses the Diamond similar experience in eVery city ia the dollars can be sayed every Auk the Deserve The who is ii you havo read this or that ways bits ono you havo not You become ashamed of answering An- swer yes and he goes into aging and asks what you think of a certain scene of which you never Whatever you of it ho thinks and precipitates an You can't nead him YOH can't change the You must be bored by the The man in the crowded walks ono way and looks the everybody and thing he Would that he might meet a The man who talks about the good old Says Ibis ago is too Measures it by his own ability to keep Thinks the world is going to the bad it is going away from himself he ia at least So is a dend But a deep bores The worms bore The good old timer should try being The man who is ever ready with a hackneyed Says qual that poverty is no Doesn't know it is disgraceful to mako one self poor by one's own bad Never stopped to think as a result of poorly done poverty is a dis- Never considered that poverty lies not in the little a man but in the much ho wishes ho Fires a maxim at you simply because it is a Says honesty is the best but never thinks that ho who is est because it is policy to be so is not Can't conceive honesty so est it is willing to be impolite for The head of the Talks about his and treats his wife Dinner not ready the instant he is. Gets in a stow because the stew is not in Talks of his but treats as his an errand and sends his boy to perform it. Whips boy for forgetting it acts politeness from his never gives it to Sets bad ex- amples and gads his children for lowing Thinks to spare the rod is to spoil the so spoils the rod over the child's Is autocrat of the house and and rules over wife and children and horses Should be bora some other some winter resort cago Here is a chauce for some Yankee to make the amount of- by the National headquarters A machine is u anted that will compress 100 pounds of ordinary bran not to exceed fifteen inches or 200 pounds in the same and which with the aid of an attendant and a reasonable amount of pre- pare for shipment ono ion or more per Grape Vine Not year passes without the ment of some new generally an in- fallible for tbe grape vine but although tbe ravages of the pest Bret at- serious attention in France as long ago as and it has laid waste a large proportion of the of that besides invading nearly every country where grape culture has attained the dignity of an important yet no specific remedy has yet been despite the fact that the best talent of tbe Old World and Ihe has been stimulated in tbe in- by high rewards offered by erent governments for such a The commission appointed by France to con- sider question has lately declined lo award to anybody tho francs offered to tbe discoverer of a trustworthy remedy or preventive the fatal There were not less than 182 all eager to obtain not only on account of its intrinsic but also because the discoverer would obtain more from other which have also offered prizes for the same but not oue of the remedies the IB that a Strasburg physician has an absolutely worthy The liquid is poured upon the ground around tbe root of the and it is reported that it kills tlic parasite with out injury to the iST Why is a monkey looking out of the window like the asked a lady After some cogitation the young man allowed ha didn't it looks she objected monkey doesn't always look docs the re- He pondered over it for a few moments and finally said he supposed that was and the caramels were on Mother Has been using your Burdock Blood as a and finds them L. 41 Vance Ind. Lady deaf Mr. how do you find yourself I'm pretty well used Every rib's they've almost tore mo to pieces for my and I never had such a run on my said a rubicund faced asked his all the of lame dizzy cold rush of blood to the constant no pains In tbe breast after night altercate chills and etc but Brown's Iron Bitters cured me and I it as being the only perfect tonic iST And now doth the email boy knock a picket off the fence lo uae for and when be gets a swift ball cm the of it he lays it down and rubs bis hands against hL and looks nadder then the using oE an How About the Many people before purchasing a cine naturally inquire the of Luc dose and the strength of it. In using Burdock Blood a for tbo ones and two for grow a folks are all that Is necessary at one This magnificent medicine is cot only economical but pleasant to tbe far aro those two men asked Deacon Gilpin of tbe other those are tbe who come to work ia He has moved to work in he was ibc laziest man in know and that's tbe reason there's two of U takes of them to be as lazy ae he proved a Biff magical pain killing and healing Half of a fifty cent bottle cored me of rheumatism sad a cold that bad settled in my Feel OB well as I ever did my Otto J. Holland City ing tor WIT An old lady in whose sole occupation was scrubbed floor until she fell into the When a man and his wife in a debate tho other night and dog up and scratched to be let out of the they concluded that it was time to stop the Members of the Missouri Legislature now only get SI a which seems very small though it is probable that knows tho value of her own At a Dubuque church sociable the adies appeared clad in paper says they presented a lovel This is supposed to j to a dime explained Mrs. aunt's sisters were all and they used to nvo balls and parties in the old cologne days which and beat the People are constantly inveighing against Mr. Vanderbilt simply because iio is rich and spends his money as he should remember that some day they may be rich Sever strike a man when he is that I yer three of two girls aad a and is the reply by an Irish-American citizen of Xew when asked by a magistrate if he had a marriage An auctioneer at a sale of antiquities put up a helmet with the following did ladies and is a the founder of but whether he was a brass or hoa founder I cannot If the earl of wero to read Dr. Dix's ho would infer that the difficulty in. this country was not that men married the sister of a ed but married the sister of a wife still a American in said Mr. at a recent political if ye disbelieve come around home and I will yo me An author who was eulogizing his own works as containing much for was rather taken aback by the remark of a may contain food for but it is edly In the Kingdom of Siam sll college aro allowed but two This is They aro putting more rules ou every After a while they will probably be limited to The freshmen should certainly It is said that condensed elephant's milk is now used as a We have all along supposed that milk was used in the manufacture of green cheese of which the moon is said to be Wo are glad to bo ed of such an erroneous Crowds are honest If you ment an individual man to he'll pretend ho doesn't like but toll an audience that it is with unspeakable pleasure that yon appear before such a intelligent bodily of and you will bo applauded to the Ho was a man that would weigh at least three hundred and when he said to his small at lie called on his way Til drop in on you when I tho man and faulted A preacher who was not well quainted with the elocutionary art placed the the wrong following the literal italic in I. and And spake unto his saddle me and they saddled A safe whon you arc on guard at tho powder magazine ami a man passes smoking a what do you to to throw it pick it up and smoke the rest of it congratulate Mr. that he left all the tle quite well in. and that they will be able to spell their names before many moons havo An old friend with a new you any al best stock in can't be to go be wanted a Lady deaf Mr. how do you to I'm pretty well used Every rib's they've almost tore me to pieces for and I never had a run on my Bismarck is buying a million acres of land in Mexico for Ins The time seems coming when sauerkraut and the pretzel will their way into the land of tho along with roads and the your domestic relations asked a judge of a dat conjunction ask arc your family lies no. When a ties a man when he's drunk whins him till he's 1 think dat it's The following is a remarkably neat instance of the retort A husband advertised that Thomas would no longer be answerable for the debts incurred by his Thereupon the wife is to notify that Elizabeth am able to pay all my own debts now that I have got shut of is the first and most important of the Little 7 old female baptism is first ana most Small it may bo with some folks but marriage comes first in. our we are respectable Two young fellows stood before a board the other night intently the announcement of the Boston Ideal Opera Finally ono is the The other looked at him half contemptuously for a moment and re- plied in a deprecatory know what the Boston Ideal you it's baked The Atlanta Constitution has ed why the ruins descended ami the Hoods came upon It was because bald-headed of the said that American woman imagines herself tier than And yet not more than three days ago this insidious rascal havo but no im- A member of ho from recently invited to a dinner in he wasn't anything on the table when I got there but some forks and spoons and Presently they brought in some see I thought I'd eat all the soup I though soup is a mighty poor dinner to invite a fellow So I was helped four and then came on the finest ner I ever and their I ed full of free A countryman went to a laid before him a case in and then asked him if lio would undertake win the suit ly I will undertake tho wo are sure to you really think it is a good I am prepared to guarantee vou will get a verdict in your I don't think I'll go to law you havo just given you my opponent's and not my of Grace was bom about 800 years too He says that lie docs not should read the He thinks that they are likely to drop toto
