Oakland Tribune (Newspaper) - January 5, 1889, Oakland, California VOL. 5. 1889. THE OLD Shall Woman Propose Tlie Alternatives of Polygamy or Old A Catalogue of Disposa of the Wo nin of the Middle Why don't the men is a as old as the Yale Uni has a new and distingui not yet young two headed other with two Luckily the was caught only two weeks or it might found tho environment unfavorable to its Tbe two heads are not on the best of terms with each and sess very distinct and ut times through the stubble it a stoat suea grass comes between tho two he ids both pull on it without md the creature comes to a head controls the on and the other the feet on the creature does not easily hum to co-ordinate the two si If ono head is drawn In its s lell aud asleep the other mav di mine to and travel it does ro md and round a until other bead gets waked up and starts its side Sometimes one hea will see eye of the other head an I take it fur an insect and snap at it. when second Lead will retreat i ito its si ell or both heads will a big When both heads retire together t ley find the too contracted and that pels them into a They f -ed and sometimes one head be quite satisfied while the other out is yet The two hea Is have The right hem more timid and wh lethe left is more bold and energetic and best getting e in- to understand eat h after a three of insti under a have learned to walk and swim nith some mutual anc a well altruistic develop ia c looked for by the professor of Why don't the nmn he is afraid he lio H two headed turtle under the hand ot the the other day that there were in England g ris no prospect oi ever gett ng at least so long a the social restrictions His or the it such it is to allow to propose to the a Id add a new terror to already unhappy existence of the ba- u- For myself I not ren to admit marriage is the be all a id of u woman's n id from Ihe Dint of view man L i m to think I hat the pursuit ia il- sufficiently keen ip icw in the of pi m shouts and applause i nd spinster who lo bring m her we should labor to ie that the prey is might succeed ami we The impression prevails them m Who marries has d rious and is a public This impression is carefully fostered the same jackass press w nch is evor howling for more and more ticu if the struggle existen 'e were not already sharp Tie man who marries without being ul to support the in average comfort is u all the same he h earned the and of the Board of Trade and Iho whole y I find in the Vallejo u. tbe young men of the n regarded as for the matrimonial T Jc prizes are i- under the disguise of initials and I have no doubt the might valuable for ncc among the fair of the city of It makes verv queer lor T. A. a great f u good 1 or but a ridea horseback o to Gerurd de then looking at hi r j and finding her genie ut be keeps her for de a widow of a is toM to prepare herself to be married Fromom by her Baldwin de This is her humble a moment's delay her brother j fakes her nnd gives her to an 1 j are married then and there an 1 married en bloc all the widows of batons who had been in tbe Spanish By the bones of tbe virgins of find a great field in Casual Whacking at Some August A Bad JIan Tells Some Truths and Some There are two several solutions of th question of the disposal of the One is old and other Tho form of the latter permitted in country is thai which uses the ery of the divorce Take interesting story of D. Fuller o who the other day ried his seventh a red headed matronly looking woman named Em eline Fuller's wife war Jane A divorce Claik win the second She wa- Fuller's wife three and then sought and secured a fourth wife was Elizabeth thia One night the woman's former husband crawled into bedroom and him in the A divorce Mollio Fuller's fifth She involved her husband in a stubbing ami was then released from tbe matrimonial yoke by a divorce Lotu was Fuller's sixth and she eloped a Fuller's diary shows this Interesting to 1100: ber of photographs 7; 4; paid breach of promise 1; married bv 1; married by shot i 1; time of Fuller wus engaged to seven women sit one The only girl that ever went back on him was Carrie Smith of oi ills wives were blondes nnd one wai n Ko you ny that economy you can one go a loug Yet all is not that The seventeenth Duchess of may be a cow or she may be a a fractional interest in u better be nn nld maid an honest What does T He esf ues u story he is w. The eccl to which tbe stoiy will lead up be the murder of n wife by her Jt will exhibit depravation of tlie substitution oi romantic a fever boru of for born of identity of similarity Ihe friendship of ise Upon that Christian he love of brother and if tbe love can lie it ie ut tile not Ihe condition of married Herein the tench us They regard us ro- love as a ami With them no is its is better Tho wbo by drawing of re wiser than Our system is the orst and tlic whole sit wedding the honey the and iri to arc directly to result in the depravation e-f Not in one case out of u hundred does love resuli iu a lifelong The you us people whose lives in tut are drawn gether by They lire even i- or y the rest The tho the the Editorial and the Concert Courtroom curiosities are always in- in the recent Barrados trial in which tbe father of twenty-six dren was the defendant in a divorce very singular revelations were the trial H. C. wiio was the attorney for the the startling statement Judge Gibson that the and stingy defendant turned the hia bed in the poor and as this sentence 13 beyond tbe er of outside the the and rules of sense or I feel at liberty to expose it. In the first part of tue sentence more words arc used limn are It is a bookish and called 1 have yet to a miserly niun who is not ably Mr. meant also to imply that the defendant was verv in was the opposite of a was addicted to was close fisted iu money spent only what he was forced was quite anil Mr. might have prefaced his doubled dose of adjectives with the or in other most lent judicial authority in the superior legal exponent of the law in high court of legal 1 call your attention to Uio I direct your observation to Jpe 1 desire you to take cial notice that I am a a sellor at that 1 have been ad milled to the that I am a barrister entitled to coses in a or in other am an The second phrase of the sentence is more inaccurate than the in the name 't that's is meant by r turning the u of his he'd ii 151 6'iending iu paying to by H. H. of tlie faw things that in with the late blast woi doing finely considering hia lo ie exile two house works for B R. also a vei y workman with came to California to visit live ye nrs utj and ie still I'm a rooster that's I'm a blizzard Unit's I And I 3owa I'm the of the I'm a a I J am. In with the Democratic and bets on n and a crayon man keep ia J. reliable disciple of eschews and chooses mush lad milk a good but ia C. A. 110 means what of good personal and ti excellent has been ty the but is cc bad with flying not a bu. Of the H. almost was c before n lie ivy ought to be a or a dramatic or study the mia H. E. D. is described as a in the most fashionable and J. E. is pattern make with a musical F. W. H. is catalogued bred and looking f jr culture his while F. tbe a soda with a milks -y turn ol Observe thai in V one does not marry a but ia expected example of thi college red person who is looking culture mile forefathers on the of the Atlantic never troubled about the disposal ot the and is feir to say were daughter of de to the court of has dead these two mouths and I ftom you a Also La Belle wife of Say de ihe court to demand a The Duchesse de B 1 is but to whur eood to Since the time of live and Find powerful j truth from their be so. I I bear you m dear man T must K TO An Military Company to At- tend tlie While the members of the Republican Alliance are supposed to be in a fiate of which however a closely over the question of whether they shall go to to attend the inauguration of President Harrison on 4th, the matter has talked over also among members of the National All the States will be represented on that occasion by ments of their Adjutant General Orion has been selected as a. member of the Committee of Arrangements from the State of and after a long deliberation it has been decided that A of the Fifth at is the best fitted to make the This company rankei highest in efficiency ut the last annual inspection of the State and preparations have been The company i commanded by Captain J. B and Lieutenant George C. Pardee and H. B. who are known in military circles as thorough military It was partially fot this reason that Company A was se The matter has long been talked but kept unti the trip is an fact Members of the company have agreed to and a meeting will be held on Sunday at r. M. to It will be a good thing for land to have the State represented by an Oakland and the bers have individually promised Captain Lauck that they will drill long and so as to pre- sent creditable appearance on the trip and at definite arrangements have not yet been com- but matters taken such a turn that the trip is virtually After a LonB John a petty aged 22 was arrested by Officers and Holland to-day on Seventh between Webster aud Harrison after a long and exciting extending from Sixth and Washington Sixth to Broadway to and across fences and back yards and lots to thun along Webster to Seventh and along Seventh toward where he was beina hard pressed that he gave up the race and endeavored to secrete himself in an It was however without for the pursuit were so close on his trail that they easily him aud brought to Carter is wanted for in company with two o'clock on Christmas a fruit and peanut stand at the corner of Ninth and iras 50 Carter has been three times before under arrest for petty time tha charge is wiU on Monday next afta tlie t VI he A a might consistently wife of Ins or wife of his but to say wife of bed is Tbe of his is for s 1 WUs about to believe n name given to the butler oil by defendant when I in Ihe of mv liis lied in Ihe Granting that my friend by an ordinary four what was it doing in the it accompanied by its or was it with some bureau But very probably the say exactly what he meant Undoubtedly it was the bed's and not bed himself who was in the and some unexplained wife was turned out by the n c urn informed neither whether this 01- nor 111 what manner was But i what possible crime can the the allegation that this lady who was the was simply by tba I do not that n is at all Mires or even decorous to a lady in the but there are times when failure to do so would be both stupid and For if a blind walking along the were about to pi nee her dainty foot into a and were present and failed to turn I should certainly feel more than mortified when I heard of it. the attorney be- that the lady had been turned altogether too nnd that she had been revolved very much as n boy spins his top in the this the fact we might pardon the yer s lack of grammatical precision Possibly the attorney had a faint con- ception that the and stingy turned thin lady into thi If this be the the bed's wife was not tn the street on this until she had been turned into the and consequently the de- fendant had nothing to do with any street transaction at But this is not the terminus of the errors in that In phrase the street poor and the omission ot the comma after street was an editorial But an editor might be condoned for leaving out anything in such a And to be what did you Mr. of billions of fairy win ed creatures that would otherwise i ave the glad sunlight and inh tun fume of beautiful And why do clergymen wear stove pip Is it because comfortable or A the high tile b can't be hung any that wus ever invented without 1 tiling It is in the way in the the parasols of ladies eras i into it is c n the does a ok wear a silk Is it for tin same reason that a lady wears a in her not? Certainly he i ot wear it to lo passers bv tin t he lives by his or that lie constituent of Ihe or lie is not a sewer or that h is u or that he is not a hi wer of wood then in good faith 1 wish to ki ow which is to kill one a bat or to exterminate the hopen often thousand winded creature for Which is the ter there be any c or entomological murder V A friend has sent me tl e which he says is the first in his tribute to u 1. tiy singer ol his I met tin 3 in the rU A nil wus pierced But when I it wu well A littlo while ago a fncn 1 of a gentleman by instinct and a by gave a discourse on tbe subject ol Sabbath During tbe course of his sermon h would have scruples init ing funeral sermon over ny who had been killed by the cars while riding on Last Sunday the cal preacher e is to be a dedication of a church th i afternoon Thirty-fourth get take the curs Gre Kives written preface to Quick and the She for her anation by saying that milk and rallies lake poison in the quality a id quantity of their Ihe d in tbe liquids by a subtle in tin tion of the molecules of 2aeh and she further states that f the milk of human kindness in so ne of her readers has soured into tho change has not been by contact with and the all motives that he wbeu she published her e free f About tlie wus dawning upon tLe 1 Ella n UIB who praised the fair debut gruce and taste o id elevated in I urn to think that tl e author of and rbe n tended to concert snake to her lint it is a ai ci it Tavors of tho for a bril iunt who hns written a book tha has made its author to to explain or defend We pardon m who midway c. to explain ponderous lo piaster tbe landscape of i with an bring to mind the bungling artist who Uis is a If milk it needs no ii poison an explanation iunk sit wo Her bii of information it tho o coction is very similar to tin which wus found by the witty re- porter on a scrap of paper a at a recent wasp does not si but as he and his sister are counti are dressed alike ibis piece of edge NIGHT A Police Order Which In ing Good The regulations of the Police ment thut all suspicions found by the members tbe force lounging about the public i streets after midnight shall be brought to City These regulations are bearing ridding j the streets of night Honest who for some been are at all by this If accosted bv it an honest citizen can readily purge self of all suspicion The regulation is aimed nt tramps and oilier visible means of ant them it is becoming some thing in the of n terror It promises to rid the town of many i not of that of evil doors wht prey on the properly of citizens ihe hours of At H o'clock this a man who ilic name of W. 11. was found bv Officer lounging at corner of Washington anil being unable to give a sat reason for being there al sc taken inu and brought to the Ci A subsequent search of the prisoner's pockets revealed a pair oj tweezers ingeniously shaped no as to form nn excellent door Key nippers with which any ordinary floor key could be from the if the kei were left in lork and it skeleton The admitted he liud n free ride on ihe railroad from arriving lore at Two charges preferred against for tools fiini tho oilier for a which is u under the Bute punishable with a line of not lesc than nor more than Three Phases ot a Vexatious Problem Ably Upon ami Total W. Dean is snags in the other 's In his last editorial he says bat cois de tbe er of did not have any For this and paltry reason he author of endeavors to deride the ing in Byron's poet i. would find with n because there are mists in the g. wju that Mrs. Bed bed's said bed in some way being the property of was bath poor and Was she not also troubled with Tho following startling telegram was part of the news a Emperor William is suffering from a To the Knowing that your weary heart sometimes panted for news let me inform you of a graphic shortly after reading your blood curdling health report I had a slight pain in my Time r. M. At a Xew Year's dinner in High school Why are New Year's turkeys like 1 of Professor probably once nicely dressed they are not inclined to work any but not body else Joshua farmer on n gobble vp nigh onto every thing they thold think Little Bob with that t on of turkey anatomy that adheres to tae they're Every body laughs but the all I'll have to It's because they're not v. orth as much as they fetch in the In a recent on not the Elbert DUie occasion to remark that in- as millions of birds are a ly killed in midsong to supply tlie n cravings of it would be more in accordance with Christian ethics for of county to wear stuffed upon With of tlie 3 I no particular But did he ever realize that billions of downy cocoons are annually plunged r to scalding For what reason To ping hala for Ia U w re to I J A very obnoxious custom Is that oE advertising pianos at fashio lable Of the are furnished free of charge on he tion that an ugly signboard some such words as Bro h- or or A may be paraded in ull Let the musical artists who t now that true esthetic are pro not only by the according ton of but alto by true cl artistic combinations and arrange of position of the attitude of the the I who believe in these psy truths split those rds into kindling If yo mrst beg or borrow vour pianos ii would be rather than to this dis- gusting advertising scheme to allow some perfumed who ells to mount the u ami ex- claim in piccolo ds piano is the properly of my firris Messrs. Blank Asterisk Why think of a dt la ior the standing amid tho inc roses and ing some strain of thrilling while hsr beautiful polonaise wus n glaring dry goods me And this free because said merchants her a pair of lovely silk stocki or a discount in the price of her di POISONED BY The Ailment of a 801 Some months ago Percy the young son of L. ysu j taken flown with blood jg m-j i was fco j cut of his bj the I wound into contact t j handle of a small a he The J besan i to swell ana then the swelling bended the whole nrt a time the boy was be n 3 serious but by prom Adams managed t red the and now reoc -Is I young man nearly lie arm was swollen to twice its norm 1 -ize at one and was extremely In a few if nothing hapr Br Adams says the wound wiil be Last the Starr King admitted ibe public to an ing debate upon topics of great public A great number of people took advantage of general and consequently Hamilton Hall was well John P. President of ilu the bv ng that the subject ui be was was o be by three on on nnd a third on Mr. Irish then introduced L. A. wiio read a paper on the Tbe speaker contended even the friends of temperance would admit that the liquor could 1101 be stopped vith High or thu sale of so a- the of the evil was allowed to remain in the shape of ami The laws passed by ihe Legislature might be doubly severe us but no would be who wunt to drink would do so simply be- cause the saloons might all he and still the would only be not The speaker argued that people Vive a light to get drunk if they When they begin they are aware thut injury full and it certainly does not injure anybody He contended in places where there is no upon the sale ot intoxicants ihr con- sumption is not materially from year to He then re- ferred to the prohibitory laws of and other and read pages of statistics to show that in places the aales ol liquors had enormously increased since the passage of such This cates that prohibition does not and as for him the speaker thought that an unrestricted would do less harm to try nnd break up tbe existing evil unless the root was A. 15. then and at once commenced his side of the question by saying that if the saloons were abolished the worst evils the liquor would go with As it is the saloons have a controlling Politics in ull its ure being run by the are nominated nml elected over the and at present power tf cities is concentrated in n few he is not an absolute What is needed is a license so high none can pay and then the saloons will to In any city high license would close one or two thirds of the and if that was not im- provement what wus It would certainly make politics more Ha to the curse of liquor in the countries of the and especially in China aud ami then followed up his ment by tracing the consumption of liquor in this from ihe landing oi the ou The early laws were reviewed and it that their operation more liquor con- than when the laws were legislative and municipal j Two Taho of a Well Isaac Crow an 1 whose residence is near lue corner of i and Chestnut si left city for a visit to the The is well furnished and in a good was locked on tins tion no harm would to it or to its contents the absence of the This tum been c for the lust or four the premises have on pied by two uncontrollable named aged Charles aged of both cf whom are in com- but are un- able lo exorcise anv over their Charley was in the dock the Police no com has been nn 1 bis case was consequently postponed for con- by the Police until The arresting says the boys ci house through the but when he examined every door in the building was an I thing in the house turned topsy Mr. hnd been broken into aud papers all taken out and on the of says ihe house is in a hether tre boys have or not cannot bu led until the Crow family a id when that event will is not known lo the In the meantime the have been carefully und ci under special surveillance re- turn of the is it vet ut Both ol Ihe boys are confin The boy's fathi is an well und living in house opposite the Crow bhe has compelled 01 previous occasions to call on Me police for assistance iu the of ward whom she hits en- to in the way he should Charley Kirchener Cesses to having robbed the basket i f Jacob a denier in at the free on Fourth and Clay streets a short while taking four pings of he sold for rt and and some notions of trifling Ou the 2hl.li of December Charley ivas ar- for stoning n nnd he he the in con- sideration his tender ye irs pended will pn bibly be sent this time to the care of and Aid Treat lit Dr. it a nnd in general a well upon that with the of its schools for voice training it goes in for cal than for tbe practical Jt has pood schools of to letter schools It can talk learnedly limits anil but in the way of supporting pood musical it is hardly with N ew the claim of it is ihu musical center Ihe With this in mind admires the more the Club which hulls from paint which is fur to any other exponents of music who been heard save those of the Mendelssohn Club of same The Boston J. P. solo 1'uiil Oscar und Paul violinist and viola Louie and Miss Anne donna Last night the club gave a recital in the First which was well til ed with an appreciative quick to appreciate liue mentation and to render it the due Tlie was lule fi. T u. 10.In John K. night untied hot The Jury The jurors in the case of P. J accused of selling a 1 after remaining out six hours i ere dis- charged last night bv Gibson because they failed to agree upon a They ten for coi ana two for H Tbi cost to the city last year jr prisoners whose i -y governments should pass fixing the license high and then the evil could be He then tola how passage of a high license law ia land bad at once ovor read showing mat where a high license law lind been the sale of liquors had the last of the was introduced by Mr. Irish wsj a on Mr. not see how an could possibly result ia KOI to the it inasmuch as it did put any upon the KO on drunkards until day of judgment without Neither did he see hew license was going 10 the sale of intoxicants in any To be sure it might close up a few of the lower saloons but still those more toned places could to pay their licenses us they would pain more by having some of poorer neighbors taken from the The only way to stop the ironic Ju liquor once the speaker was by strict prohibitory laws should be vigorously The only that prohibition does not work places is because the laws are not and that more than uny ol her reason produces the in- crease in the consumption of Special Police The city disbursed 30 last year for tbe Mrvice of special police poBs on election A Ihu of lite An growth of notarial business in appears a report of fees by whc lias a y public it in this v Tho is ihe ion lo lit to June SO Inly Kt 7i'. 1'st to July 1st lo Ht Jo June July 1st Ui January 1st to 30th, 1st to to JUIK to December to Juno to to n to 31st, 1st lo June July Jsi to December total 75. ONE Edgar e Not a Rudolph a called at the Clerk's this morning for purpose of securing a license to marry Annie the young ludy was not as her eighteenth birthday will be The young u wus told that he would have io the consent of parents if he de to marry the girl that he that and a wr in German which he said was tbe i of the girl's who are the But Cupid cuim it so lie could not tho The applicant was very much as lie savs the of hia brother and his occur to-morrow and he wanted to the anniversary bv it his wedding wus to seek an interpreter and have thr for Violoncello The of opus is a delightful hit of for strings well balanced in its and its rendition last night out its operatic is a tion for the It in in- volved lingering of tho bin it Mr. Hentschel an excellent opportunity to show his command over his Miss Carpenter is an excellent Her voice is by nature full and training tier complete mastery over every note and she is in manner most Two numbers to her lot last night's rind r. and each wus 1 he quintet ail its handling with freedom a utmost iu anil demanding hearty the full in Mr. of nn uf uirs upon the was a lion lo sre with the possibilities ot one of ihe i st of all string give two in i AN SHE A ou Last night a lady wuo answers Uj the lame of J. Atkinson fell on the sidewalk on the corner of Ninth street aud She soon un- conscious and removed to the Re- Hospital in the patrol her actions it wus suppose that she had taken so emetics were- applied after her arrival at the ho The worn an regained s and denied that she had taken any p This morning she stated that while she was walking along the she was suddenly taken with She admits that she is a victim of and this was probably the cause I She will be discharged the Hospital The has no relatives iu the of A. of Alter seven years of A. died hist seven years lie had been streets of having para- J for Ihal though ho has tried aK manner of ho has never bren able to obtain was a and came to this coast in He sealed iu Virginia and be- gan searching This was in and for several years he continued in that Afler R time ner died and Mr. Lawric came to lie married bis de- ceased partner's wife and then located in San tbe house was first When the county seal removed He followed hither and ued his He WHS a hard Continuous mental exertion undermined his ferven years ago his wife died and then became he took A. M. one of his into but health worse he sold out his share in the firm to A. H. About two months and last Lawin lowed He leaves no at oho time he owned able property it is suid that he a small Atone time he had tlie entire searching ness of this county in his and he is reported to have mid that ho cleared by his work in this Charter A conference wss held last among Mayor the und the members ol the profession who were on the Freeholders that framed the cb H. A. K. J. 11. Warren at which the resol prepared by the Mayor for to Uie Legislature for the the new was form of iu which a cei copy of the entire charter is i was agreed upon the Mayor was to-day to the ice. legal d of and ition of I. A 1COJ1- t for to Sheldon Hodges and Walter man were arrested on tlie on ct jielly having rided the till ol a cigar was sentenced to pay a of or serve twenty days Judge stating at tuno that bis were ments for his transfer to a place where he would be removed from the evil and influences surrounding him and thus him an to The of Hodges was deferred until on a promise to Judge sentenced Hodges to pay a. fine of or serve in the same penalty im- posed on his told tlie court that if he had a father good enough to get him out of his present trouble he would never bother tho court any His father paid bis and the young man was It is understood will be sent into the Shopman is still in Mr. S. A. a real estate is slowly recovering from a serious a tack of of tho a little will go to the Police The Police Patrol wagon service has and Sum Bones is tl e proudest man on the Oakland local is both proud nnd did it not fad to his lot at o'clock this morning to take 1'ctcr Jackson and Joe from the pier to Ean Oakland on their wny to Joe Tbe occupied a scat in tbe front and conversed very wUh each other aud two The story got abroad that Ibis on ibis and a in the smoker after il Ifft Tho will deliver at o'clock the second of the course of lectures at the inking for hia subject of The testimony in the case of E. against John W. Pearson has n The argument will be when the ven to the v
