Northwest Arkansas Times (Newspaper) - March 8, 1962, Fayetteville, Arkansas NORTHWEST ARKANSAS TIMES Arkansas Thursday March 8 1962 DENNIS THE MENACE By Ketcham During the closing days of lasl week it seemed to me lhal I could tense a certain air of amusement behind people's comments about the term Coroner Edmond Walson with my complete spent in sheriff's I'd like to point out I these scoffers that during the period there was no crime in Washington County How many sheriff's can boast that during their entire term of office no crimes were Residents of Martinique the Caribbean island ran cars on a blend of rum and gasoline during World War II News filler It wasn't loo good for engines hut It certainly Improved the ify of the smog Probably despite all evidence lo contrary there are high school students who manage lo complete annual science ahead of the deadline Unfortunately they do not live at our house All during ho long winter knowing that with spring will come ence projects I urge our two high schoolers to lake heed of passing time and buckle down to work Through the passing months they sure me falsely that they are Indeed at work and certain to ish well ahead of schedule I'm doing all work at school this Is a favorite excuse for absence of any signs of labor Naturally I don't believe this knowing from past experience that they aren't doing any work at school Finally we come down lo tonight I'm making a stubborn attempt to write this column at home and bitter realization that row morning Is the lime when completed projects must be turned In This means that tlie entire thing must be accomplished tonight to the accompaniment of much sound and fury What science expects to gain from all this I don't know Personally Very little Writing a column Is at best a difficult task for me it speedily grows almost impossible while house shakes lo the demands made scientists If they could only work in silence it wouldn't be so bad but they can't Things have been much worso tonight by presence of High's basketball team In state tournament The fact that the Is In means that they must listen lo 11 on the radio This In turn means thai everyone In the house in truth the block must also listen since our children belong to the school of thought that holds no athletic contest can bo listened to at less than top volume That last paragraph may sound somewhat confused a situation caused by my losing my grip storming into the family room and an- nouncing that both radio and are going to foul completely out of the contest If I have to call lo one more time The only trace of silver lining I can find in tire situation is While listening to the basketball game they can't I draw line at Using two radios tune in one of those miserable rock n roll stations For a lime his afternoon I thought cily had turned over a new leaf On the way home from office f discovered a cily street crew patching a broken on and for a mad moment be- wo were at last starting work on the miles of tumble-down curbing lining out The bubble burst when coming closer I discovered the project was occasioned by the fact section of curb had supported a parking meter The workmen were simply replacing a segment large enough to support the meler All in all it hasn't been a good day men are not permitted lo sec or talk with their in-law The tribe is the largest In the United Stales Thai sounds logical YOU THINK I SHOULD Goo CYNTHIA LOWRY On Radio And TV BOB THOMAS From Hollywood By BOB THOMAS AP HOLLYWOOD AP The Cin- derella story of this year's my race belongs to an earnest young named Stuart Hills Afler t was yanked Whitman Cinderella dark horse under- you call him Slu Whitman will do as a symbol of American success slory the HUle guy who gels ahead He was nominated or bcsl or award beating out such James Cagney Fredric March and Alec Guinness Whitman won or an almost overlooked film The which lacks a ma release he accomplish this All by his lonesome realize how good the picture was until Wade he said after we had When I was miking Francis of pro Sidney called me He that he wa cutting The Mark and that should clear off a shelf because going to get an Oscar for Although the film drew excel lenl reviews it played at one small in I knew I didn't have a chance or a nomination unless I could get people to see said man So I made four or five calls to New York lo Walter president of Films which released The Mark I him lo get another theater in Los Angeles so my voters could see picture I told him I was sure we could two or three nomination if could only get some sure The company finally came through witK a release at Vagabond a small art house near downtown Los Angeles Whitman put out some of his own money for paper ads calling tion to the film also arranged for special showings at his home lot 20th and the Directors Guild SPECIALIZE fn SERVICE all of ANCE I low toe I Qt anton lit Saatk Go By CYNTHIA LOWRY AP Writer NEW YORK all ers know television is largely compounded of programs called hour-long shows and half-hour The Is U really isn't Gradually and almost ibly television entertainment grams have been nibbled down La or less shows and or less shows And it's about time somebody applied some brakes before leasers the credits commercials coming attractions and the exhortation lo slay tuned lake over Happily one organization is worried aboul the disappearing entertainment program the sociation of National Advertisers which obviously wants to keep the audiences happy and receptive to the sales messages A special ANA study which has been monitoring programs said an absolutely shocking amount ol time was devoted to matters out- sido entertainment Today's TV program usually starts with the quick spouting several short commercials sur rounding a fast Identification channel and Then an exciting scene usually taken from the climax of the program to come and meaning ex a spurl of gunfire or a man pleading for his life Music follows along with the name ol the program plus the followed by the names ot the producer director stu dto if filmed and finally the This includes the regular stars the specia and sometimes the extra added Time out then for the announce ment of the sponsors of the show followed by the commercial of the first sponsor At last and by this time a viewer could have whipped up souffle comes the program If It's an hour show there arc more a brief run commercials and the break After shool out or In a show the big production number comes the promise t in a with Ih implication of more ment But a final commer ial from the alternate After that come some scene next week's show Then come those long lo the executive producer director associate pro musical director produ on associate associate directo et designer costume air stylist technical director ai io director lighting ameraman associate earner man graphic arts specia Ugh ng effects and on and on eve lie listing of corporations Sometimes this is y the voice of an announcer wi he stay tuned plea And more commercials The ANA would like ment and this does not inclut redits and titles but does s teaser and next week's too occupy at least minutes of an hour show and 25 People DO Read Spot YOU or the half-hour program ood luck lo them An Eastern premiere CB Standard Tim comedy series starring t Wiere brothers CBS Reports Study of Sen Barry water and the conservative mov ment A D VERTIS EM EN T What To See In Kansas Cily Meeting At Tulsa Arkansas River Development To Be Examined TULSA Okla AP Men who of steamboats plying the River gather berj ay and Saturday lo learn just ow close that is 0 reality and talk about what comes next Aboul 500 persons mostly from Study Grant Renewed By Old Line Tlie National Old Line Life In- Co at Little Rock has re- a scholarship grant the University President W announced ay The grant provide a stipend f the first year and for ach of three succeeding years to recipient to be named at the of academic ear The scholarship is awarded o a student the College oi Administration Freshman James W Lance o Lillle son of Mr gnd Irs L W Lance is best thing to a breath is the greater Kansas Ct flower and Garden continuing through March 11 T owing company of the sma Broadway hit Advise and Co opens Thursday for a night performance and a matinee starring Farley Granger and Chester Morris The perennial the Police Circus delights crowds through March 11 Miss Jaqueline Cochran famed is guest speaker at the Matrix ner March 8 Humor and Satire Symposium stars pan- Mauldin Vaughan Walt Kelly at Kansas Cily sity Friday night Bas March A trip to K C is always more en when you stay at the Hotel Continental Prime ribs and broiled steaks are delectable at the elegant Chateau C Dancing and entertainment by the Louis Welk Ensemble Coming Attrac San Francisco Ballet March CONNIE NOW Open Feature 7 P.M Feature Jock WACKIEST SHIP IN THE ARMY NOW Open Features TOO HE 10 SEE IT TO III ARTHUR rue TRANK CAPRA THOMAS MITCHELL MM mm SHAUGHNESSY ti COLOR w BUY SELL TRAPE THROUGH THE TIMES WANT ADS I Oklahoma and Arkansas are ex- to attend the annual ng of the Arkansas Basin As social ion a group caled to bringing navigation to he Arkansas River The navigation is under vay now ami is scheduled to bt by 1870 This year's budget Includes about million or the program but lon would like to sec the comple Ion dale moved up a couple of years While river boosters will hear on how project s progressing a highlight of t h e meeting will be a panel on how water transportation will aid in- development Dean A McGee president of Kerr-McGee Oil Co will ate the discussion Friday The meeting will open with a luncheon Friday at which Maj Gen T A Lane president of Mississippi River Commission will speak Sen Robert S Kerr will address a banquet Friday night Saturday William P Rock secretary of the Arkansas Industrial Development sion will talk and Brig Gen C H Dunn southwestern division Army engineer will give a prog ress report on the navigation pro 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