Monroe Sentinel (Newspaper) - June 24, 1857, Monroe, Wisconsin VOLUME VII MOMOE GEEEN JUNE 1857 NUMBER 7 THE MONROE SK vf the JK o w is Yearly T K Ji v D t- it s c In per In advance f 1 V K It T I S 1 if I 50 75 M 8 25 00 W UU MARK USE rn-iiii-i-i lines Inserted In for four tour S lines the privilege of without of will until ordered out OEO IJ A iV Watch Makers and to Janius S West u Square Monroe WLs the old stand Constantly nil kinds of Silver Watches Clouks Compasses Spectacles Cutlery Silver instruments Jewelry mill every cle kept In such stores Watch nmt Clock done in possible fully repaired nnd tuned All work and every article warranted as represented or money refunded 40 IK County Surveyor In prepared to attend to all appertaining to his at his in Orders left with 10 Burtlett ni tjie Court House In Monroe will receive prompt attention 45 11 o n Attorneys at Law and Solicitors In Chancery will attend -o lousiness in the Courts in this Slute ami ch 1 for D will terms be from and Jeweller nearly opposite tlic Court House Suuth of the 9 BUSINESS Surgeon IJ in the old over Store jj to our tare of fractures cav we arc well prepared with your line 13 C Agent Union Wyoming Iowa county Wisconsin of U J at Store Win S V Are prepared to all orders for Monuments Tomb Head Counter and Mantel at their stand opposite Uie Post Wis 13 and Wis te -In- Mill Tool and i n in tliisuotm- 1 5 A Monroe This been lately and furnished anew in all its de- Its Tables will always be well furnished attached well supplied with provender and faithful hostlers Stages lea vein every direction from this house ai Special attention to Monroe Wis JK O hair Saloon east side of over Roods Drun Store good quality east side of the A of hair oil constantly on hand 20 All cut rusted willi in the Court 1 side Wis all kinds executed promptly in the ami to order upon reasonable W lit O mid Carriage Painter Paper Hanger and and all kinds Ornamental done to order Shop in U old Shop Monroe Win PI OT JJ tenders services to tile people of and vicinity 11 confidently hopes from an experience of teen years practice in the Kast to give to the who may him 33 1 V I J and i No lil and Hollers Will Iron and WH i linisH Implements and d in III V 3 to their new Grocery ul West inn f T- I O i holds inner on clock of each U II KING II H By Witter This old and popular House is now nnd thrown to the lie The new as well as the the new landlords JT M and Accoucheur A block east side square in Yankee Nations cil for t of lie day served door east f iih public f tl and i mil -in the bust j opposite the Model I will do contracts drawn neatness to records no ex- ta n s DeniN will tra will be made for ri M Si J A- Dealers Cards of 8 W the old Hank room over Johnson A store Those wishing work i done will do well him 1 call J A A ltA J V I lp I in Coin Keal Kslate and other Interest paid J v a in in and 1 1 A I suit on TKE CHUSCH King out old tlie steeple tower fearfully Joyfully tearfully the bride from the hower 110110 in tin fair sky Sunshine from on sing an the train moves along the bride that the sun Knell out Measured and wearily Had bells from steeple gray Priests chanting lowly Solemnly slowly Passeth the corse from tin portal Drops from lie leaden clouds heavily fall over the plume of the Murmur old folks as the train moves along Happy the dead that Hie rain Toll at the hour of prime Matin and vesper chime old bells from steeple like holy waves Over the lonely graves up into the sky Solemn the your lightest notos Stern i the preaching your iron tongues preach Hinging In life from the bud to the bloom Hinging the dead to their rest in the tomb Teal as yo pealed of yore Brave old bells on each In sunshine sadness and burial have passed away Tell us life's pleasures with death are still rife Tell ns that Death ever to Life Life is our labor and death is our rest happy the living the dead are the blest Correspondence of the Missouri Morals on Hip oil the Purity and Leaving Council Bluffs on day tUe good swiftly towards the great metropolis of the Mississippi and souri rivers St Louis Many ladies and gentlemen were on good feeling many jolly faces together with some beautiful ones gave a pleasant and tone to the everything promised pleasure the way But for human nature it subject to its frailties in any avid clime and under any and all circumstances And so away off up the Missouri river even at the saintly city of the mons Council men Lave weakness and women their And that this is most lamentably true illustrated by the fact our respectable passengers was found a youth running away with another man's wife The melancholy fact having baked and reflective out it was forthwith resolved that j momentous Judge Lynch should call a special court hereunto on this the day of May A SHOEMAKEE and ex-officio marriage breaker and ker This record from the authenticated docket of Esquire Shoemaker was with apparent the part of the defence the oner being put on in substance the same thing assuring the jury Hie was the lawful band of Mrs ley The however ruled that Shoemaker 1 no authority in law and did not amount to as much as -i man find that the oner was an unmitigated liar The chief justice then launched out into a moral distinguished alike for its purity and beauty of thought and its elegance and chastity of court had pression The jury retired and in just one jo sion of his august and summary court Arrangements were soon made sheriff nnd judges hastily put on and dignity and ibo following writ was immediately In the name of tlic People Special ss twenty-five minutes returned the VERDICT We the jurors of this august solemn and deliberate ti case submitted to us of Judge Lynch Steamer any sheriff or officer of the steamer greeling We command you in the name of our superior court holding a special on board the steamer 1 That Esquire Shoemaker's mission expired on the 1st day of April 1857 2 That Esquire Shoemaker no authority to grant a divorce in the case of Q vs Q 3 That the defendant C is guilty in manner and he stands charged in the indictment that G be put on a log and sent down the river That Mrs Q be locked up in and kept securely until she ar- rives at the place of her destination 1 was sitting a in the second story one of the large Springs of absent when I heard shouts of en from the piazza Oh yes that's capital j so ire will Come on now There's William Hale Come on going to Have a OR the railway Como With us Yes it my mother is willing I will run and ask replied William Oh oh so you must run to ask your ma Great baby rua along and ask your ma you ashamed 1 I didn't ask my mother Nor I nor added half a dozen voices a man cried the first voice Come along with us if you don't to be called a ard as long as you live Don't you see we are all I leaned forward to catch a view of the children and saw William standing aforesaid that arrest nad bring when she bo over swad the sentence executed forthwith our august presence Don Juan C if found in your bailiwick charged with grand larceny and the further crime of adultery upon the high seas against the peace and dignity of the great republic within the immedi ite cognizance of high court And iai you fail not upon your peril the seal this of Hora and in the year of our court the Oil of Justice Judge Judge j Associates O ii J As usual the sheriff of Judge court acted with astonishing and vigor and in twenty from the warrant the guilty Mr C 1 stood in the gust presence of the terrestrial Having been regularly od a was and the public prosecutor appearing against him the chief justice appointed se for the defence once began The courtroom and the trial at cut's forthwith PETER JONES Foreman While the judge was preparing to pass sentence upon tike convicted and truly wretched man She steamer ped at a counsel obtained a private interview and vised culprit to agitate in the parlor aiia disappear m the thick hazel brush and underwood that the in his great agony and with much fear was secretly assisted np the gangway plank by his deck and like devils incarnate were soon howling on bis track But darkness covered liis person and his shame with a robe of charity escaped never to return Next morning the sentence was and the disgraced male to her her at 3 co llico no- uf tlw Trees Around Shade trees of houses are beautiful but thuy never should be so closely as to exclude the bright and thus cause in the EXE IN THE and Constancy In the course of a visit to the ry to obtain reliable facts with regard to the recent burning of the workshop we witnessed three scenes of prison countenance grew white were of mots than ordinary as either fear or j interest In the infirmary we found about a prisoners lulling on the beds of reading whilst on a cot at the far end of the room laid n man every ll K -y will i A J In Hunk I N of Wis y in of Hood without IT II M f at All cust side tender hit of c f nnd vicinity lit a thu Clink will given to Medical Suryui-y V COMPANY WILT most rate CO AK hine dwellings When trees spread their arms prevent old Sol sending cheering rays into room in a house their branches be thoroughly pruned or every cut down Jjr Hall in his Journal of says room without the glorious sunshine is fit for any living or The glorious sunshine the free and gift of a beneficent Creator is the source of nil buoyant healthful of the Southern Cultivator states that a friend of his had a of the barren trees Crowing in his yard and casting a dense shade the rays of svm nover the ground He liis attention to this him to remove every alternate ope This was not done That season JIB his wife and three children by The correspondent to this sickness to the dampness in and around his friend's house caused by tin deep shade of the trees His ence is probably a correct one for a free admission of cheering can never be excluded from any house by shade trees or anything else at the peril of health In this place we also advise those who have shade trees around their house to be very careful at this season to sweep up blossoms crowded and eyes were upon the physiognomy of the accused whil the aforesaid and red by turns shame took possession of its possessor Witnesses for the examined one after another all testimony went straight to show fhat the lady board the by her own liege lord and that the prisoner came on board at the next landing and took possession nt her as his own wedded wife and that as such they hnd ed together since Parties from Bluff who injured husband testified liis marriage with the frail lady passenger which transpired only some two months since The case dark There was testimony in contradiction to the ing his last having suffered for 18 months jaundice and dropsy He was in the struggles of death entirely in- sensible with a prisoner for his nurse and neither friends or relations ent to soothe and comfort him in his last moments or to drop a tear of row All was stolid indifference those in the room apparently not giving a thought on the subject nor caring above The prosecuting attorney The jury grew The chief justice and ud triumphant dignified his associates waxed still and looked still more morosely The counsel for the defence took the prisoner to one few moments conversation ensued and again they appeared in court The counsel and his unfortunate client seemed like men in desperate At length however the counsel arose and the document as con- COURT pollen which fall upon the ground and remove them to a distance for all decaying vegetable matter in the of dwellings and sufficient evidence of the innocence and purity of his amidst mingled hisses of wrath it admitted as evidence iii SUPREME Council Bluffs City Iowa May 2 57 To -all to may greeting knows that J maker justice of the peace of said city and state reposing special confidence in an unpleasant row has existed for some Job his Betsey do hereby dissolve the bonds of existing between them very much to their natural disgust And furthermore be it known that I having been elected to this position the Mormon do in harmony with the sublime polygamic doctrines of Saint Brigham Young hereby seal and deliver the said Betsey to Esq have to use and to hold in any ner that to him may seem ness my hand and the great seal of the haps how soon their own turns might come The second scene was at the interior separating the warden's residence from the prison grounds At the out- side of the gate stood a neatly dressed woman youthful and quite handsome talking with a prisoner through the burs with one the guards standing alongside it being against the rules to allow the prisoners to have private with any one who may them Their were clasped through the bars nnd all the evidences of earnest affection was evinced by both parties There being but little work for the they were lowed to prolong the interview for wards of an hour ami would probably much longer if permit with one foot advanced and his firmly clinched in the midst of group He was a subject fora painter just at that moment His flushed brow flashing eye lip and changing told how that word coward was his breast Will he prove himself indeed me by yielding to them thought 7 J J o O It was with breathless I listened for his answer for I feared that the evil principle in his heart would be stronger than the good But no 1 will not go I ask mf said the noble boy his voice ling with 1 am no ard either I promised her I not go from the lionse without her permission and 1 should be a base so ward if J to tell her a wicked lie There was commanding in his tone the noisy dren It was the power of a strong soul over the weaker and they involuntarily yielded him the tribute of respect 1 saw him fh iSae evening among the He was walking by his mother's stately matron clad in weeds It was with evident pride she looked on her boy whose face was one of the finest 1 ever saw client with animation and intelligence Well might she be of a who could dare to do when all were tempting to the Selected HOW Wo believe we have got hold original anecdote that never was printed before A Student at one of our colleges had -a o-f in of course to rule and usage lie received a summon to pear before President who said Sir I am informed that you have a barrel in your sir Weil what explanation have you to give V Why the fact is sir my physician advises me to try a little each day as a tonic and not wishing to stop nt the various places where they retail the beverage I concluded to have a barrel brought to my room Indeed and have you derived any benefit from the use of Ah yes sir When the barrel was first taken to my room two days I lift it 1 can ry it with the greatest We believe the witty student discharged without special reprimand IS IT Is it any If a should Tu wait upon n lady don't to a little plainer all may Is it lady has a 13 it anybody's business lady's if her beau out with other And does Is it anybody's business if she Where he not chance to bef If n person on tlie Whether great or whether smail Is it business When that person means to call Or if you see a person When anywhere Js it ilia be there The substance of our query Simply stated bo this Is it anybody's business What business is Whether or Wre should really like to For we're certain if it is not are some who make H Another JMsosarse from The ana String's The following together with the well known sermon on the Harp of a and is published in England as a veritable specimen of the oratory of the back woods of the Uni- ted States I's the man which preached the sarmon which lias been printed in the from the tex An he on a harp of a and of jus men I say I don't pride in things uv that for in the language uv my tex uv I'm ail sinner the chief among ten thousand the jjs the you'll find in I'm gwine to preach without notes kase 1 can't rite and kase I couldn't read it ef I could my notes -are bank Kates of I have Music for the A cute Yankee genius in has succeeded in changing the scream of the steam whistle into the music of the spheres and the new invention lias been successfully applied to one of the locomotives on the Worcester and Nashua Road Now instead of the ear-piercing strains that heralded the rolling thunder of we listen to such dulcet as se with which Orpheus lulled the lance of Cerberus when he went to seek his wife in a region hotter than the tropics Instead of n midnight yell murdering like Macbeth in Wm Shakespeare's play of that we hear Oft in the When slumber's chain hath bound me To announce the approach of the train music will start cp See the conquering hero When a sable African is discovered on the track the warning will be given ia the shape of of the way old Dan When a cow is and prematurely turned into beef her dying cay be si with the suggestive music of Still so gentiy o'er me When a train out of the without giving a breathless lady time to get on board we shall hear The girl I left behind the weather 19 fair of course the engine will play Sparkling jind bright and when reverse to be the case roared the dreadful Of course the engineer must be a man of musical taste nnd good judgment and the supplied with a repertory of airs Wo would suggest mat Fourth of play Hail Columbia and the Star gled so the passengers might sing those patriotic and stirring we afraid the ac might prove a little too pocket full and notes of hand which j heavy for die voices Who shall say I shall give to our square to collect when I gets back to Indiany an sinner the chief among ten thousand and the one altogether This can be divided into three Fust I'm an sinner means you not one personally Thar ar more sins than one It's a sin to drink water and catch the whar a little will keep in a after this invention that we arc si musical or that machinery has not been brought to the verge of perfection I We have no doubt that in time we we shall have ical orchestras and automaton donnas on the high pressure and then a will enable every family to boil its own lou's sin to you steal awhile a sin to swear unless you swear and sin a sin to lie un- less you lie low dark Pride is sin Sum is proud of their books now J ain't though I've the grit to speak in Su their larnin thank God proud I'm an sinner the chief tpn thousand rind the beneath the sun there comes a hut if ay Let the sanguine then take warning and the disheartened take for every joy and every sorrow to every hope aud to every fear there will come a the and i hist day and man ought so to live by is of i foresight while he learns in every I've to state to be content he shall in each be prepared for another whatever other may be If we see an acorn I expect that it will produce an oak Second Chief When a vine we calculate is different kinds of chiefs Thar's on but plant for to the mischief the chief of sinners and the Cayuga Chief The means the Old Boy what keeps the fife of rice below poor folks suffer in the cold here on airth The chief of ners means you you arter de what Look at them ere rise up in judgment agin you high uv bone low uv rlesh short hear cawing for they know the is thar will the crows be The Cayuga chief is a ner what pitches inter my frens the spirit dealers and my other frens the State officers He is one of a pant for to come we may and do no more except pray that it accomplished for we know not to-morrow may bring forth that we do know befoire-hrnd of anything that to everything beneath the sun there a last day girl being sick that she died and immediately went to Heaven It turned out ever in be only a she described to Aunt Judy as being the moment of her She dwelt enraptured on the glories and beauties of that clime Aunt Judy your cold water men who gnes for the j feeling solicitude for the eternal so to do On enquiry we that the prisoner was then inn a term of several years for attempt- ing the life of his wife having cutter throat and inflicted severe stabs in her breast from Abe flf life was a long-time despaired The fled but was finally ar- rested tried and convicted the timony of his Wife and the interesting female on the outside of the gate was the forgiving who visits him to condole with him doubtless full of regret that did not exert herself to prevent Ins incarceration Such is woman s con- stancy perhaps we should say frailty At he ought to have been ON as people readers ly had settled down feeling of at identified the son of as one Brawn wife Catharine herself turns up alive and well being the second person ly identified the first by her sister and the other by her husband Catharine was found in Boston taken to burg and presented to the The presentation over the ed Coroner gave the case to the jury whose verdict That the unknown female was found murdered with the of prohibition law what Governor If Sunday 1 should for i'm chief among ten thousand the ferent things is When my boat swims like a duck I say sfcc am my wife me no lectures has the gift of tongues i say she am j the wind it don't rain and it don't nothin J say the day the chief among welfare of her colored brethren asked with much seriousness Did you see darkies The girl replied with You fool you 1 go into dc kitchen what little time 1 be darl and the one In conclusion if that Cossack the horse huid rode he was killed at lava in the famous infamous charge is now the property of a gentleman of and Arrived in that city week He is a gray Arab six years old and fourteen hands high ing been first strangled by a largo hand and the a ft low by N Y Tribune snys that the people have suffered such ex- on the subject that of them are unable to His groom who eame with him is ward Sleaper one of the eleven vors of 900 British soldiers who big pile uv stuns wus one stun what a cd in Galipoli in February He big jt would Ue ef you my i was at Alama what a big j and the seige of Sevastopol and you'd be and ef my big i it said Ts if he was made of oak cr should fling that big stun into the and iron what a big splash that answer a civil to it j Bull Amer A TOUCH OF THE arc ye the as is the mate asked a of pi the officers of a New York packet said the man but 1 am the as cooks he mate A THING ON result of a we have just been making satisfies us that we have a sure thing on the which young vines just com- ing the ground A little piece of among the the business loi the bugs They can't or stand the infernal stench of the drug find soon leave for other quarters If the drug is dry Moisten a little so as to raise the odor good arid the chief among ten thousand and the j one j I give no- tice will be some on at this place next Sunday afternoon at half past four when I shall prove the doctrine that of all the in the world the hard shells nm the thickest and the I'm an sinner the chief among ten thousand and the one I shall prove that book laruin ain't of no use my that ritin sermons and gettin a clergy for urn is a sin that deserves for I'm an- chief among ten and the let us liquor and then go hum the words of the profit sure you're right then go paper giving account of in France It is a large town containing 000 entirely of brick f This is died only by a well known description of Albany which runs Albany is a city of five hundred houses and twenty-five hundred with most of their ends to the Jeremiah Maion said Unless a mafi occasionally tax his faculties to the utmost they will soon begin to fiil President John Adams said to Mr Quincy whom he found reading with an old man as with an old you wish to get any work out of lam you work him all the time These two rules so far as intellect is concerned contain the secret of a Green and vigorous old age
