Kane Weekly Leader, The (Newspaper) - March 8, 1888, Kane, Pennsylvania VOLUME 37 KANE THURSDAY MARCH PER ATOM IN ADVANCE BUSINESS 1A p GORGE M ORK os 1CANK 1A 1 Y JONKS JUSTICE OF THE PEACE OFFICE IX HlOCK 1A MKS C W WARREN PENNA WARREN THOS KANE PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON In store Electric Night Hell at right side if front door D It A KANE orricK AT RESIDENCE KANK PA Indics and Children only for gen nnd surgical treatment EVAN ON KANE PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON at Drug Store Surgeon to If US E L MILLINER AND DRESSMAKER A fine or Millinery HOTEL OEO H Proprietor nates per Day Fine Sample w J PHYSICIAN AND 1EXXA It E 1rnprlitiir KraleV Street fa Menls unit at all stalile for of AN Drill W In In Ill mill li lts SK MILLINERY 44MKKVR f 1KXXA nil II M IV 1 It K ANI 1 K K over mini Mile liy it Ina lull A IX KANK will m Sll Kill DAN V SMETHPORT PA on All legal s promptly to KEYSTONE AXJ JDS mock I A P O Bol SO ThO and nro all Kir i or n pilot if billiards r u A 11UH1ICK Firc and Agents On AND SMETHPORT PENNA Kane on r about uf R Proprietor KAXE A Table of the Intest has uMel the TIKI anil new cushions iuil Cloths Any one rollinc the ivories can do so wilh pleasure nt A 8HOP Is rim In with Parlor yoo enn pet a or Imlr eut REWARDED I whn nnd then act I they will find honorable thut will not them from their homes nml The and sore made aronow a It who H to work KitW n or old we start jon yon render mm do It as wen MV one to us Hi once for which w mall Maine FRANK MAREN BARBER AND HAIR DRESSER Horsie H OQ Q c A o M o p a 0 Q PIONEER HARDWARE STORE SMITH WELKER Proprietors Willi our 1riciM we to tin Front willi Greatest Stock of HARDWARE Ever Brought to Kane Our of anl Beggars Stoves GENERAL HARDWARE in Tin Copper and Sheet iron Ware At And To Work done in a Neat and Workman like Manner at Rates Satisfaction Guaranteed Competition Defied T j 1S51 A If J K iBF STRUTHERS IRON WORKS flonc In A nr UH of OK public STRUTHERS WELLS Proprietors ENGINE BUILDERS BOILER MAKERS Manufacturers Saw Mill Oil Well and Tannery Machinery CHAMPION ENGINES AND BOILERS REPAIR WORK ATTENDED TO JOB PRINT NATURE Nature b Ike to ray eyes A maiden playful petulant and shy Deep In her face sweet 1 espy Which now she fain would hide as the for Hide their blue by some thin cloud that Ilia Rendering concealment lovelier 1 High When gazing on her charms no quietly Expressed and karn her soul iu its fair Sometime with hands upon her breast Alone apart like somu I hear Her pray Sometimes die sings to me and fear And joy alternate rob my mind of rest Foster Prophecies for 1888 Samuel an Ohio farmer who has gained considerable notoriety through the newspapers for his predictions of future and who a few years ngo published a small volume on thu tins and downs of prices which had a great sale has now communicated his prophecies for the 1888 In which ho says This year the closing year la this cycle ot low years from the golden opportunity to commence the foundation of n business If there is any benefit to lie derived from a knowledge these cycles in trade it will be in taking advantage of them Young men who nro about to com mence their business career should cm brace their present opportunity There are but few of these in nn or dinary life It requires about ten years to complete nn tip nnd down In general trade When the depressions which follow commercial crises reach their lowest limit as determined by price cycles they afford the best opportunities for invest ment and the height of speculative cms are the most dangerous periods to make a commencement iu any enterprise This is the opportunity to open a mine to build a furnace to erect a mill to build a ship to equip a railroad and to make investments in agricultural commercial ami industrial operations George Peabody laid the foundation for his fortune by buying American se in ono ot our commercial de New York Heal Estate Journal Florida The diamond back is scientifically known as You will know what I menu perhaps you will not Possibly my statement of that zoological fact will only malic cold chills creep down back to no purpose Vor thu itself is appalling nnd this Is reason that the people of llorin who wish to encourage merely al lude to bucks lightly anil cheer fully is there rat and rattlers The rattler of north is more or few havo gone without en otic The the ground and dny for tlic better the chance for trio Dut a long always made n short end of of York Wore the horridus of I want an uncommonly 3 on look with certainly to me at the extreme end uf it Tho cmi inon name by which this is from with lirr dyes and designs has printed tipon back In could lie neater tir And EO far as io the nnd liest drewed of kind lint handsome is that tily tho Imck in not in wherein he moves breathes and principally his Nicholas A is now Its rec ond anl Pel nice contains n careful Article ly Alexan der M Dell in which he concludes that docs ntit solve the a language The will meet most favor willi nations Inn nre is not the trouble with the language lie an committed of speakers to such im ns would of n sim language adapted o universal use A committee of the American cal society of which tie eminent ologis Dr G has also reported Unit is synthetic nnd complex whereas nil crn dialects arc and simple the formal uf puk are those Ion since by Aryan Hut this committee of eminent the ances tors of oil Aryans once same language fo Is imro again a unity of cm be c for all of our stuck and fur ot Civilization us well An IZn Excuse me sir but are you a pck Vow pir I I want ytt lo Hie a is ii I dollars in my nnl as It will bo Into when I I oversleep in Oic I i If you will watch my until you sec my with an at in her rye and will rob her in Ill lie your friend for Cincinnati Enquirer THE DISEASES OF MONKEYS An Animal Dealer of the ot Toothache and The chimpanzee began Mr Frank J Thompson an animal dealer of New York city is like the other members of the ape family a very tender and delicate animal requiring great care in captivity The monkeys proper or the having tails are hardier Probably the least affected by cold ot any are the com mon Macaque the and the Orient monkeys all natives of Asia But nevertheless monkeys and apes require the greatest care In handling and even with this their usual term of life is very short only a few years at the most Of course there are occasional exceptions and I myself have kept or have known of specimens 10 or 13 years old Mr Crowley is believed 6f the chimpanzees having arrived at the park on June 24 1884 when he but a little bit of a fellow a foot and a half or two feet high lit Conklin used to let him run all around his Ho was donated by the Siberian minister who had bought him in Liberia from a coasting vessel which had picked him tip somewhere near the month of the Congo river on the west coast of Africa It is in vicinity and especially south of the great rivers month that the native haunts of the chimpanzee arc to be found There is nothing in the pneu monia attack of Mr Crowley Monkeys and apes arc subject to nearly oil the dis eases of man and when sick they should bo treated in exactly the same manner I have hod cases of consumption pneu monia diarrhoea bronchitis catarrh croup asthma toothache convulsions and seasickness to attend to among my monkey stock Only the other day I pulled out two diseased teeth from one monkey whose face was all swollen up at the time Some of the coses I have overseen of sea were among these lively little animals Horses sheep and cattle do not seem ever to be affected but monkeys and all eating stich as lions tigers bears and leopards nre very attacked A nother disease which has not been much noticed was one from which n big gorilla In the Zoological dens died a few years ago It was dis covered at the inquest that his death had been en used by n mass of pins which our charitable visitors hud fed him And talking about contin ncd Mr Thompson look And ho went up to one of many cages in the mom in which he the reporter were sitting Within it conM be distinguished a little black mass huddled up iu acor nor chattering and its teeth That is n bonnet said Mr Thompson is just recovering from nn of pneumonia it had some ngo I took It from that big cage over And ho pointed to one in which half a dozen monkeys were noisily playing romps In the smaller cage it had quiet and although I expected it to die nevertheless with treatment food and it lias come out nil right And there Is another disease which is at present very prevalent and that is pug Monkeys it as naturally as their more civilized and this little monkey here is an evidence of It As he was Mr Thompson went to the largest nnd pointed nut a little female immediately to tho evidently expecting or other caries On close inspection her nose WM to be broken above the bridge Ive christened her Mr Thompson and I have often wondered in prize light It Is the liability to disease of the monkey family which for the small ot them carried around by The leant la apt to oil a fatal cold if I Imd n now t 1 could not cell it Nn manager wants them fur they rc quire more care than arc worth Oa it IN impossible to any price upon them York cuing Hnn t ii t The of as a it is and its in tho respiratory tract the nos larynx bruti chial lubes IM relations Vo sanl tation ntv whatever is a source impurity in 1ic nir wo breathe renders liable to by the vital forces and the normal resist inn power of cells once established ran he prop ly close ta tho ly his breath bj by the lied lies or articles used about the patient from the expectorated the cs from the false membrane itself and from the dead from diphtheria Water contaminated with the conn n milk sewer air domestic animals all manner of iut or dirt nre ot carrying nnd the diphtheric germ it follows that cleanliness with thorough disin of suspected places is our only safe reliance against ria The A Inhibition sent to the and Midland Institute is to have a manuscript exhibition at its annual show that Andrew not keep lis Mc Carthy works with a typewriter author of John scrappy manuscripts Marion writes his improvements into his draft Mr Iterant has not kept nny of the manuscripts of the ship Harto is not in of the sheets of his earliest stories The of many famous books lins already been York Sun Cold nm Near Sighted ft glorious just wait till I sketch it beautiful nnd sold sunset with n white cloud slowly moving to the right If I could get on canvas it should be it would bo worth n Farmers about Thats my red headed sister set tin over there on a rock nnd the cloud is the old white horse How Not tr to I couldnt think of anything to all right exclaimed his friend patting him on thn shoulder you will not have to if yon arc favorite among the Why so man They will talk for and yon too if yon only give them tho of Street i stagnation has taken of Wall street is ible in no way as potently as in the of the peddlers who in pood seasons haunt tho vicinity of j the exchanges in Wall New nnd Broad j streets and Exchange place selling 1 thing from pencils u paintings and from i dogs to diamonds A few of them rc of porpoise shoelaces at a dime n pair and packs of cheap playing cards The heavy weights in tho craft have however In j icos the 15 cent lunch counter j at noon and there is room to the tables The jewelers shops the picture i dealers stores and unction rooms all ot which thrive off the business of the eS changes and go hungry when the loose i handed brokers have no cash to fling away wear an air of hopeless inclan l j Ior I A great many people iu Paris ranko ss much as a night cs knot junkers or I of During the social j season tho good knot maker jumps into i the cab at about 0 oclock in the evening I and is whirled to his customers whose cravats he ties according to th prevailing mode For two minutes work ho re from forty cents to York A School of L David Anderson An Englishman offers to teach Journalism outside of n newspaper oAco A yoar or w ago ho began what IM called a of Journal ism in England and says that 1m has in i strutted number ot Oxford and Cam bridge men nnd at least ono peers son and that ont of sis ot hta have obtained good York Son to tlo yon charge me fifteen cents tor whisky and that other man only Its the sanw whisky Bartender ttm tm Mr nc is Welch tt Tito The If your friends annoy JOTI toll him so but for heavens keep silent about them in tho presence of other Yon will never him by attention ot world to I mute a t wonM to embody In an society call ft the eMb The is this Whoever speaks ill of person to me person in tiff Win C m x t tGb lff i m A TARTAR TEA PARTY AN EXPERIENCE WHICH TRIES A TRAVELERS STOMACH How Brick Tea In Made Fash Private Wooden From 11 f Welcome tho shadow of my poor tent white says tho door curtain Jo let me enter all thut I have is I outer tho tent I my revol ver and lay it on the ground while tho khan puts his gun beside it thus thut we arc friends mid pledged to do each other no Then my hosts son a tall active fellow whose jet black eyes mrl prominent features betray an admixture of Persian blood rises nnd greets me with a guttural peace be with for the Mohammedan saluta tions arc the same in aM the languages of the oast mi additional bond of union be tween Mussulmans I reply with the customary formula With yon bo and then worthy youth by way of making me specially spreads out for inu a newly flayed with the bloody kindly invites me to seat myself on it in my white cotton To refuse would lie a mortal insult but I to across the raw hide u conur of one of the sheets felt that arc scattered over the floor on which I squat myself cross to await tha coming of This not far off but lest my patience before its anee thu chief offers to IDC as did to the worn out Sisera centuries ago an Jar brimful of freih The cool draught is consly not to be en Joyed the milk being su covered with Ves as to look like a closely THK Meanwhile the chief himself produces an of dark substance not tinlike strong tobacco but which I recognize at a the famous brick tea that is brought on camel bavk across tho whole breadth of Asia to Kus Kms fair nt Knocking oil one corner of the it Into i camp kettle is steaming on the tij uf tea urns which nro now lie tu lie known to Ilio west by the literally In a tho whole tent is lilted a of strong aromatic ten and I knowing by the power uf this drink nut my for wooden bowl into which it Hut alas the old kiinn following tlic of his lias made uty tea in what is railed i with sail instead of and fat instrad of milk the result thing ct amazingly misty Hint however invaluable ns an it really dues out of its of However 1 to n that linn confronted every from to in celling it ny cif uncalled for emotion so many of half liquid grease hancin to my inus as me look like a fancy i if My la promptly mulled nnd tlic khan untieing that the lea too for nuto drink at n pulls out of his i called with lie ii nnd then as a Luckily I have the mind to evade tins by Hint I do not lioM solf worthy tu use uf o chief evidently tin mil u little w Fly tiis time breakfast is rooked in of any to cat it withal tn Tartar serves iut to us by way uf planers slabs of bread from n of cake nearly as tall as in the farther corner uf the lent lor Asia bread is Hot by the ponad but by the and ni ordinary may Iw for a few for n boy to lie the pc to as I n as UTt by them I but 1 can testify that fresh in Hie nun am extremely and And now the of the caldron aiv turned mie dance the mass of bluish icsh tells me that is camel This is an ominous for I lo nut need to be that ii these days of deport field hospitals a Is far too valuable to be kilted for food anil you find him figuring in a of faro you may be pretty sure thai lie cither died of old ARC or of dis ease is likely to get within or thirty miles so I take a lump of he flesh upon my tablet of bread nnd set to Work tooth nail In truth the dainty requires the full exercise of lioth us tender as Atlantic cable and it is quite nn open question of whether the meat or my shall fivo way Hut tlic old khan kindly cornea to the rescue by tearing oft one the softer portions ot his hump and it into niy mouth with lilack and greasy as a stokers Tho wilh a brimming of Sonic rray liquor which I once to be the famous Tartar and inwardly wonder what those who sec it advertised and would sny if sco in what places and by people it is Kcr in The Cosmopolitan HAVANAS NARROW STREETS Walking on Fourteen Inch Elaborate With tho exception of the Poseo nnd and tho many little plazas with their tiny parks in which the flora of the tropics are seen in delicious luxuriance the or public thoroughfares of Havana are remarkably narrow Many arc only from twelve to twenty feet wide There are a number but from six to eight To stroll through these sinuous passages nnd huid little romances based on tho contingency of eome fair senoritas to some per sistent dons quarto is a delightful ex And then one while dodging the sharp angles and massive walls is re minded by innumerable sounds nnd glimpses of the exquisite interiors behind whero there nre endless beauty bloom and song Sidewalks in the American sense arc unknown A narrow raised footway of granite averaging a no greater width than two feet is all you will find to keep you out of the street I have meas ured some no wider than fourteen inches Custom rales that foot pas sengers tako the right hand way Xo people on earth arc so courteous in the streets as tho There arc no crowding und hustling here If you have tho footway and please to saunter leis nnd ono behind you is in he will step into tho street and pass yon with a kindly spoken Con or By your So too if otic meets you quite nn unusual thing for the human tide moving opposite follows Iho other side of the lie will deferentially step from the walk into the roadway while saluting you with some brief but earnest expression of apology This rule of right of way is inviolable and the archbishop or governor general if cither to be on foot observe it with all the courtesy and of tho There is only one ex ception That is in favor of the ladies They are held strictly accountable to universal politeness and consideration on their own irart but If occasion come when yon can serve them by getting into tho mud even for n or ling nml you fail of doing it you are esteemed nothing This street usage and right extend alno to public conveyances which are ably controlled The omnibuses here arc called The lines bound from tlic outskirts to central city points nre compelled to come into the city on ono street to tbo right aud return by another street to the left and no similar vehicle Is permitted to run in the opposite tion on Only little vie torins each one horse or driver mid nil compact to drive through an American dwelling door arc to wriggle nnd twist around almost everywhere The is ft characteristic n Havana institution that it cannot bo overlooked In appearance it much resembles Uic patterns of our own street can seta higher in tlic air or n very old fashioned on low wheels It has tin conductor in or driver who in a frenzy 3onr little Cuban ponies nre attached in the affair and as you see it coming down possibly or rattling and crushing thunderously through nar row thoroughfare I be nags at full the gungun swaying nnd bounding w though It would land in Konic shop front Jtt every lurch the driver leaning far over the wheel team lashing it lines nnd cracking hiu lingo whip at the lender tho meantime shouting nt Iho top of his voice while working with his right knee a tremendous unary that nt each prod emits a lugubrious is hideous as fog you feel you have witnessed one active form it danger L Loiter Her fag Mndo After Death Cue young couple who saw the f the ice fortress the other night was nut annoyed by the crowd Some time afio tho young ladys favorite pug died nnd rT a ot the departed die had its hide tinned She carried thin skin to stand so that her fce which by the way are of generous mold should not become chilled by I lie underlying ice nnd snow This was impracticable however of the continued and violent movement of the crowd So girl rolled up the skin and it in her EO that it closely re a living pug Tlic young man escorted her is something of a ven and whenever some anxious spectator began to elbow in their direction hu caused the counterfeit pup to utter a snarl so terrible us to check move ment of the Soon the acquired the idea that the pug was suffer ing with hydrophobia nnd left the deceivers extra stauding room Albany Journal tlic Now let us view tho ballet from be hind the scenes Here is a who with radiant smiles passes from tho foyer dashes on to the stage which she traverses In four revolving leaps executes a pas before the footlights salutes the public most winningly amidst 1 thunder of applause and turns to walk up the toward tho Anil tho moment that her Kick is turned to the the smilo vanishes her face Ic her features aro and with fatigue nnd rjs rlic us we sec is panting for breath and bathed in perspiration And by tho time she finished dancing she will bo EO worn out she will scarcely have strength left to crawl up slairs to her dressing room phe will need to be rubbed down ami tended like an overtaxed race This is Iho reality the reverse cf iho medal Theo dore Child in Tho Cosmopolitan Illuminator A Swiss watchmaker has made a new application of electricity in the invention of an illuminator for watch dials liy one in can the hour with Case A small electric lamp is tilted in the it will light tip the dial when by touching the 1 charm is established through the chain with n small lottery the watch of A citizen stood nt the comer of Fifft und Main streets yesterday nnd his with mud Ho looked down at them lovingly nnd his face beamed with joy His smilo was so brand it was audible and many passers by stopped to remark on tho blamed idiot wuo enjoyed getting his covered with mud But never left face Why dont yon get bootblack to clean them the Clean Item Xot tat ite I as are I shall cherish them n precious relte to be to my ami That wi iiiy t winds by A boy who dashed by Times STie Let just now confine our attention to what vre see upon the lilack in every iml often nr smaller thit from inn in Biji ilark gondoliers two whenever Allowed by tic who then 1ms to pay double amount ing to for cents is tbc regular price of or groceries corresponding to our market wagons at home freight bouts along near the shore by brawny fncn plant their poles in of the canal anl walk wearily Imt trom one eml of tho liont to the other Steam ns one might call which convenient stations cany for two cents A funeral party with gondolas In their wny to Cemetery A lady starting ont to take CArriage drive rj it were 1oth in livery A sort of Independent traveler with boat not orach he is iu merrily M A m A wcU English lady tin nnd rowing might ami Into 1fnMM in glory nf colon All of A fog t THE AMERICAN WHAT A SCOTCH OBSERVER Of OUR NEWSPAPERS Thn and Service In tlin of tho tlon of Crime nnd of Re porters and The American press IB tho mosS incom prehensible of American institutions to strangers Day after day its columns nro freighted with with marvelous with social scan dills with programmes and re ligious heresies One wonders how it is possible such surprises should con stantly i bow their be so wrought 0at But the Is known that the American press iu organi in enterprise in talent leads the world that it deals not with one as in the Old World but represents a continent that the population it controls and informs is drawn from Euro pean and several Asiatic nations that mining these arc crowds of dangerous and lawless ot whom have escaped froin European jails nnd many from the police Aud whatever contempt for liw native may inherit is deepened by con with tho men driven to American shores by the regimes of Bis marck anil Salisbury OP Forced it by scch the American press Las accepted func tions which no other nations newspapers have had delegated to them The fore most of these has boon the detection of crimo and the defect of fraud and in the performance of both tasks American press won tbo admiration of the American people and to be n of pride and surprise to press men every where American criminals may tamper American judges they may evade tho they may defy the law they are never safe from the press Again again assassins been hung on tho pillows wholly astuteness and ability of American press reporters Again end again scan dalous swindles been exploded through tho single bunded efforts ot pressmen The great Tweed ring was burst tip by the persistency of men Tho murder was up through the of injuries but illus trations arc endless Why such cervices nre at tempted by the press is easily ex Tlic British press is a hand writer whoso work is to re speeches of Hie people who would hardly listened to on this side of the Atlantic Itt America verbatim re porting is hardly wanted it is reckoned a very secondary accomplishment American press man must have tho reporter nav lo witb ont Ths American must lie a de have an intuitive fol lowing tip tho course and In crimes and conviction Ho must have an which fits nil sorts of people on all of occasions He must be equally to speak on terms with n statesman or confab wilh a thief end it is his business to get at the intentions of both The American press man must bo an educated man of tbc world who can represent his journal under nny circumstances and this is at once apparent to any stranger who has op of coming in contact with tho lending representatives of the New Vork A GREAT CONTRACT To any one who has seen tho position oM country press men have to to contrast is great The American who for gets that nn American man Is nn American gentleman would find rebuked in a way lie never forget lint such rudeness Is ever The high position taken by the staff of tha American newspapers is too widely recognized and men of be proudest posi tion are pleased to meet the American interviewer treat him graciously nnd cive him whatever assistance Is wonted To Ix polite frank and in Ibo Americans prerogative The Old World snob who affects meets with in the United States I have met one or two In hotels utterly horri fied nt American familiarity even tho negro waters laugh al their comical pre tensions There is none if tho rivalry and shop jealousy the of ono Ameri can paper the nt another so ab fostered in the old country The American press men treat each other simply because they are BO liad manners and stupidity go and I have not come across press men in ami city editors make no of persons ia their staff and they have no reason to do so A clever reporter knows he will get a good situation sooner than cither editor or city editor nnd if anything tho re porter is master of tho situation As may bo inferred talcut of the highest order is the only passport to a position on tho American press A canny Scotchman without brains could not keep a berth on the New York press for twentyfour hours With such racking work ot brain and it may bo the strain is tremendous and in roof the American press mans professional life is a short one Among Iho many American news paper men 1 cannot seeing ono haired man Xo doubt some of tho more brilliant press men fiml their way into congress and into public life and not a few fall into other and lucrative pursuits Jinny of the American million aires havo started life as interviewers anil owe success to the training so ob And no other point can better II tho ability so essentially inter laced with the American press To grasp the salient points of a public question to intercept whatever enlightenment a fit ex ponent may throw these requires no ordinary nnd to place before tho public in form whatever has obtained calls for subtle and in faculties which displayed in any line of life aro to lead to J D Dell in Edinburgh Leader The principal American shoo factories i ot where mostly shoes for i and children made and i hill In alt tho England owned by rosl i dents of Over pegging are now operation ia the i United States One will two womens shoes per cut j ling Its pegs from strips ct birch tbo same Hme A ot wood aro cnt into this The in 1818 by tinton Mass All for arc American Tcyr winter 1 tofts bey Work fan ttc Mg 6W Wf oy NH of the
