Advance, The (Newspaper) - August 27, 1874, Greenville, Pennsylvania The every jS GOODWINS MAIN iT THE FOLLOWING HATES One year LOO Single E THE ADVA AUGUST We have in this department the best of JOB AND THE LATEST STYLES OF We Execute all Work in a Manner Bat Ex celled in any We keep constantly on hand A LARGE STOCK OF PAPER FOB AUO A STOCK or Cards of Every To all of which m the long Bine waa the above our And green the grasses under The flowers their perfume And Washed the rose from stem to What time we hand in By country lanes and fragrant In that enchanted land Of love and light and happy The yen Of Long Where yon were belle and I waa The the bonniest that ever flushed at touch of The queenliest form in all the Beyond a hope of The neatest foot that ever brushed The dew from off the mountain Were what time we crashed The purple grapes of life together That you Long When you were belle and I was well how fast the years have rolled Tia more than since And ahem stout and And the of We have been all these years apart You did me crnel Bat still a fluttering at my heart Attests I do not quite forget The you Of Long When yon were belle and I was AIL A Alvord said it was a Denton Wondered how she dared thus to impose upon while a Boore of mesdames and half a score of gratified at version of something that did not hap rolled the titbit under and off their tongues with the of gour It all happened in the quiet little town of where the people mean to and good and kind as the world but somehow mistakes will and human nature is prone to accept the wrong version of and then it is so pleasant to Pnt home on the heads of our Pat intrigues in the heads of To said that the daughter cf a con should come here to teach our and put on such airs I I never liked the girl I always thought there was something wrong about The brand of shame is plainly to be seen behind her smiling Dentons ideas of right and hinged entirely upon what and Williams might and that social conclave had already convened and As said I shall never speak to her I shall take Benny from the school at and I think we should ignore her en Smith was the wife of that im portant the village The counterpart of her phlegmatic hus she was tall and sharp in and sharp in Her in the outskirts of the was the rendezvous of that female I had almost said feline which seems to pertain to small in his has given her one the aforesaid as if there by to soften the asperities of her na What she might have been with out the we can only It impossible to estimate just what part Benny had played in the softening Twelve months prior to the matters Fanny Howard had come to the village of Carlton in answer to an advertisement for n bringing letters and which had secured for her the place sought For one year Fanny had taught the school with much satisfaction her sweet voice and gentle ways had won the hearts of the while her zeal and conscientious discharge oi duties had won the approbation of the As the last quarter was draw ing to a a staying for a night at the had seen the school mistress on the and upon being informed who she had replied I thought I was not mistaken I have seen her before her father is in the State Prison at N Upon all the invisible wires of social intercourse the news flew the very birds of the air to whisper it that concentrated battery of country life expended its force in lating the As Fanny in groups gathered at the stree the women watched her fron the the and seemed to avoid What can all this mean her eyes filling with unshoe and the spectre of pain haunting her that was jre she would not desert was the widow of th late CoL Henry after whom the town had been The Carl ton extended for ten miles n every direction its broad acres from mountain to embracing the entire valley its flocks and herd fed upon an hundred The family mansion was situated two miles from the in the midst of beautifully planted and It was a com wonderfully suggestive of From the had taken to Fanny frequent invitation had been extended to her to pass th weekly holidays at The the place was while tn only son and a manly young fellow of helped to make the hours pass pleasantly there were and and dm and croquet parties under tn and music and dancing in tn alas I and Harry were and our hero depressed by the weight of on in tangible wearily bore tn new It was the last day of the term on the following the first of May was to be held the annual old country revived by CoL ton for the as he was wont tc call Delightful grounds in th two miles had been Be apart for this purpose there wer groves of plats of charming bits of scenery a mountain stream came tumbling down from tn hilla in a succession of form ing at their base a tiny where th ferns and the flowers seemed most n The Mayday sun broke bright an as it does in this tinging the mountain peaks with and filling the valley with yello There was an early and un wonted stir in the village and farm troops of merry children were saic in the streets and lappy as the birds which gave them Vehicles of all descriptions rere to be seen wending their way to 10 Tables had been had been a May ole garlanded with flowers had been There was to be a a songs and and some ne was to be crowned Queen of the The farmers for miles around the Country side had come with their wives and their little ones the parson and 10 the lawyer and the doctor Tere there there was his face washed white for the oe asion the landlord of the Golden with the proverbial the with is children out at the toes as usual Uncle Billy who had the plains with in 6 as he was raised in the ame all the Colonels Uncle Billys talk always or closed with some allusion to his departed Tom the had taken a day off to be With ust the proper amount of dash he drove ix horses on to the dressed a characteristic som immaculate red high closefitting boots drawn over is After a slight excess f anxiety in the proper disposition of is with the indescribable iant air of his he lounged over o where mine host of the Golden wan was gave a scarcely nod of recognition to Uncle Silly and and patron I whats all this yere alk bout the schoolmarm I dont ee that shes to blame she seems to e a and has done her work As fur m durned if I dont think she s got ood blood in in the tide between the rou bet your life thars no mustang in said but you mow women are and naturally ate each If they catch one of own sex out without a pro they all go for this irl seems to be in that fix just with a side motion of the at the same time jointing mysteriously to his As Tom would have a wink to blind man is and the three Tom and the flask went quietly into the shadow of the Uncle Billy looked querulously after he departing and said sadly io the Colonel wouldnt a done The servants had erected the Carlton but did not know if their mistress would return in time to be present at he During the earlier part of the unny sat or wandered about the meeting cold looks and avert d faces from some from others that so fraught with Again and again she wisted far and only by chance to meet After the ceremonies had ust as she had determined to leave the rounds and go across the fields to her wn apparently by accident she upon Tom The who had never touched his remarkable exhibition of politeness for was his of a summer after in pantaloons and rom his seat on the table wiped from his rubicund and read to his quartet of thirsty satel from the Yerba follows Grace in this y the Harry Carlton to Miss danghter of Major Wham formerly of the United States ow Warden at the State Prison of The landlord Tom Brown hrew his favorite hat upon the and jumping upon you said From said I beg miss Im a plair and cant say what I want but f yon should need anybody to speak a word for or to take your Tom Jrown knows how to do Fanny comprehended the blunt sin cerity of the as she thanked the tears which had been all the day in her eyes dropped upon her that moment Tom was her He followed her at a respectful and unobserved distance for her sake e would have charged and routed the whole Many a lady ms had a less faithful and puissant This incident served to lift the rom She wandered down by the tiny and for the mo ment was Near at hand severa children were at their parents and lie elder ones were elsewhere She heard a a and saw little Benny straggling in the Springing with rare presence of she leaped upon a rock seized the child as he was and him to the pacified him and taking him by the led him forward to find his At a dis tance was a group of and among them As Fanny ap preached the circle she encountered the Frigid stare of who said with metallic eyes being riveted upon the comi to me I do not wish you to associati with thieves and Not far with his hat over hi stood the as if wait in the word of command but at hand was another Harr with his had jus arrived upon the and had been near enough to overhear the words Stepping he said to Fanny who stood pale and trembling Do not remain hereto be insults by these Myf mother woul like to speak with And taking her upon his h escorted her to the had beer prepared for One standing near at hand have heard the words of explanation interrupted by broken sobs on the par of with kind and gentle sooth incs by would have seen Harry start up with a unor word on the end of his tongue saying that he would find out what all this and after a short absence would have seen him hi hands and his burl frame bristling all over with tion would have heard animated con versation for a moment in the fol lowed by subdued Shortly thereafter the family camag wat and Harry and Carl by left th The month of vacation was ended Fanny had disappeared th Carlton mansion was and tiled by Harry and hi Sotter some in the city some said at the Upon the last day of the school vaca after the arrival of the a unwonted to surface of affairs in the quiet Curiosity was upon and wonde out of open eyes into ope all that a mustang The gals a s while I i tlin wistfully at the row of decan and wondered if the occasion suggest an invitation to un A new schoolmistress has been en aged at and in some us way Tom Brown has become sole of the stage At the last stated Smith as heard to to racey I am so it was a mis ake I always liked Sacra CoOperative I happened to be in says a when a cooperative ore was started in It was neof the first of these nd was started in a small but was from the and has grad increased its operations until now it has some thon ands of the and does a yearly of a million of I was i the store one Saturday was the only time in the week it as opened at when the who were mostly operatives in the oot on factories in the were aying in their subscriptions and mak ng their Before this there ad been a preliminary meeting or bout hud been paid a treasurer and executive which last made the pnr sold the and kept the had been articles of greement had been executed by each a sheo had been goods ad been purchased and arranged in he shop for and all was ready for Each member had a pass ook in which his purchases were en and the salesman also entered le purchases in the buyers account in he store The goods which were groceries and provisions were paid for in The ers were and gave their ser vices at first At the opening of there as might be expect many things that were wanted not n and there was some gram ling at the kind or quality of hia received in good art as an inevitable occurrence which would in he plan was to buy and sell for he capital provided the weeks which were replaced s soon as As more money was mid in the purchases were No could have more than jf stock at that No others than could purchase at the The goods were sold at small margin above At the end of the the profits were divided and added o the Five per interest was paid on the capital and the alance was divided pro rota according 10 the amount each associ ate having an addition made to his capital proportionate to it and the amount of his This was he commencement of the then the business has increased so that it has become necessary to keep he shop open every week and the salesmen and devote all their time to being paid It does not seem to me that a number o American mechanics could fail to carry out a plan of business that was made successful by a few English work men who were not so well instructed upon and political matters as we claim to Milk as a There is considerable difference of pinion on the subject of a milk b is surrounded with a mass of and of mistaken which are based more on individual than upon certain To one glass of milk imbibed is believed to e a sure provocation of a bilious at ack to a disordered stomach o a and so such a category of simple lough disagreeable that we ook aghast at the farmer who drains up after cup of the pure ine and again during the and wonder at the resisting powers which lis organization must The that milk is not un On the it con ains good esh and assimilating act rapidly in building up tha we it is nourishing that it does ring on certain troubles is ess but the cause is in the indi vidual not in the pro of the latter be fresh and Milk diluted with one third lime wa it is will not cause any one or if taken will so strengthen the tomach as to banish these t may be taken with acid of some kind rhen it does not easily The dea that not be eaten with is not an intelligent as curdles in the stomach nearly as oon as it is When milk is as it is frequently found o be by persons who drink freely of it n the country in summer a little alt sprinkled in each glassful will pre ent the When it has an op osite a few drops of brandy in iach goblet of milk will obviate ite As milk is BO essen ial to the health of our it is reli to consider when to take and It is a mistake to drink ween or with food at the n the former case it will destroy the and in the latter it is never to drink After fin shing each meal a goblet of pure milk hould be drank and if any one x grow a pint taken on retiring at night will soon cover the scrawniest In cases of fever and summer is now given with ex ellent The idea that milk is feverish has and it is now he physicians great reliance in bring ng through typhoid or those n too low a state to be nourished by olid Wanted to be Pat In Many a poor victim has for forcible restraint from temp ation before his resistless appetite im him quite beyond The burnt if intelligent would ask to be safely caged from the or thank the hand that put the candle When the victim of such resistless appetite is a both the situation and the appeal are doubly The Brooklyn Eagle lately published the following sadly suggest ive item A very respectable woman entered Judge Walshs and sat in of the She was dressed in a carried a leather bag in her and was of a very neal and clean As soon as Judge Walsh was disengaged she spoke and asked to be sent somewhere where she could not get any Have you any home asked the I have but I must go some where where I cant get Do you want me to send yon to jail where I can be kept from What is your name 5 M Have you been drinking long I have been a drinking woman ior over three How long do you want me to com mit you Long enough for me to get m brain your and Ill mat one more Ill send you to Kay mond street for ten It would seem that such a tale as might excite any one to the manlies exertions after the healthy of his appetites and lest h reap fruit which has made sc many a life a sad Grasshopper Plague In According to an extract from which the Worthington Advance there was a plague of grasshoppers in Northwest ern Minnesota in The yea the calamity was They were produced in three am four inches in The water was infected by Along the rive they were to be found in heaps lik seaweed and might be shoveled with Every vegetable substance was either eaten or stripped to bar stalk the leaves of the bashes and th bark of trees shared the same fate am the grain vanished as fast as it appeared above Even if kindled out of were extinguished by A CRAZED HUSBANDS How a Savings Became a Curse to a A dish of prunes was the proximate cause of a a probable wife mur and a serious wounding in New according to the John and Barbara who had grown rey lived with a her Henry and a Thirty years ago John and then newly arrived from The handled the the and the hammer and the wife was industrious and thrifty at After years of frugality they achieved pecuniary Three years ago they purchased the i i i ini Apparatus for Transplanting In order to reconstruct the the great pleasure ground of during the late suf ered almost total demolition at the lands of the contending it has jeen necessary to transplant a large number of trees to replace those cut down This work being found very as well as difficult to perform with existing a less expensive method has been devised for its accom which consists in the use of especially built for transport ing the trees bodily from place to The mode of operation consists in irst digging an trench around so as to leave sufficient earth about the roots ol the As the excavation progresses the exterior of the clod is enveloped in tranches or with barrel staves encircled Dy iron hoops held by binding The tree is suspended by guys from When a sufficient depth is the earth under the tree is cut away and planks shoved Timbers are next laid on the surface x serve as ways for the which is run The rear crosspiece of its frame is so that the ma chine can be placed directly over the iol e and surrounding the Chains are then carried down from the two windlasses and led under the planks beneath the The windlasses be ing the and clod are lifted bodily np between the and there remain suspended while the wagon is dragged off to the point at which the tree is to be a hole being and its interior well the tree is lowered in and the earth packed thus completing the A smaller vehicle is used for moderate sized trees but with the larger one and its more pow trees of considerable it is may be readily It may be added that vehicles for transplanting large trees have long been in use in this In the Central and Prospect many large trees have thus been transplanted with much illfated house in and prepared to enjoy the evening of Brief was their To who had been accustomed from childhood to hard and constant t shortly became irksome and at length He turned to liquor as a relief from the tedium of an existence suddenly made He did not guzzle at but took home the inest wines and brandies and gave him self np to His household bore patiently unprovoked and iven last in the middle of several of the bitter est he appeared at his sonin aws and ordered him under of instant to put on iis clothing and go into the snow noun d As John was and very violent when the soninlaw always ais insane His treatment of his aged was equally Excessive indulgence in drink had destroyed his natural appe and he rejected almost every dish she The other morning he entered the kitchen where she was preparing break fast and said Stew me some prunes for my said his He sauntered into the wandered ab for a few reentered the took a partially filled bottle From a poured its into a and drained Then he lay down a Soon the prunes were and having dished them she set them before her He gazed contemptuously at them for a sniffed the fruity aroma that rose from and burst out They are horribly I will kill you for Advertising It is not in the dry goods and cloth ing trade alone that colossal fortunes are through liberal The same result follows the same policy in nearly every other Barnum pays the newspapers every year a noted soap spends some years as high as in advertising the newspaper prac tices his own precepts to the extent of about annually and a number of medicine men pay out us much or more every Many people look upon money paid out for advertising as spent and but these shrewder business men view it in its proper They regard it merely as an in from which large and regular returns are certain to be And not for one year or but as long as they continue in Nor are they ever mistaken in this calcula No investment a business man oan make will pay as certainly and largely as the money paid for adver tising in a newspaper of large and good It generally when judiciously from one hundred to one thousand per This is the testimony of all who have fairly and thoroughly tested the The sun is not more necessary to ripening grain than publicity to a man who has anything he wants the public to SAVED THE fields of near Cali were recently saved from de struction by vast armies of caterpillars through the labors of a flock of The struggle was evenly bal for a time then success wa first one side then the other finally the turkeys with the loss of one overgorged vic from whose crop were taken of the The whole number consumed in the few days of the strife can be computed by those who love to figure up such Then he got up and went About four oclock he and found his wife cooking He was and avoided her Adjoining the and connected with it by a nar row is a spare Into this room Brandstein at length to as his wife some she went into the and as she was collecting an armful she heard a slight noise behind Straightening her self up and she saw her hus band standing at the kitchen aiming a shotgun full at she dont shoot your whom you used to love so dont kill dont kill me I But there was no mercy in the maniacal eyes that glared at her along the glistening gun A padded arm chair stood in the yard a few paces from where she stood in mor tal She bent down behind but not quickly for as shf reached it her maniac husband emptied the right barrel of his gun into her left Silence and the as sassin seemed deliberating the ety of completing his foul At this moment Officer who had been attracted by the report of the entered the turned from the darted int the unoccupied and boltec and locked the Albert Clover joined the Together they ad to the door of the anc the officer demanded No Ill burst in the if you do not let me shouted the The silence was Then here exclaimed the and he put his shoulder to the panel and burst it Instantly Clover ran into the street and alarmed the Mean wnile Officer Fraser was face to face in a passageway with an armed The latter hesita ted a and pulled the A second time the office miraculously escaped the bal tearing a great hole in the plastering behind He hoping for Brandstein leaned out of the broken door watching for the Just at this juncture Special Officer OBrien 1 entered the kitchen Brand pointed his weapon at and seemingly was about to discharge it as the officer appeared at the and without a word levelled his revolver at the officers The latter accus to situations of this ducked his but Clover was not so and when Brandstein fired he received the ball in his right Then the madman turned the pistol toward his own forehead and pulled the He fell by the side of a and a pool of blood disfigured the handsome He was not and Ill kill any man who comes into my house without The officers entered the room and secured Killilea now and was taken in an ambulance to the He died at 8 Albert Clovers wound was dressed by Surgeon Walker and he went SIM loir the Governorship of fnl and Joined the Cherokee The true story of Sam Houstons re signation of the Governorship of Ten and joining the Cherokee In dians in Arkansas has never yet been and when I heard it a few lays since from the lips of a gray laired who had been the warm personal friend of the hero of Jan I made a mental note of You said the old gentleman referred Houston and I were em in a store at East when we were That was about The next year 16 enlisted as a private in the army and marched off to the Creek He was soon made an and was the irst to scale the works at the battle of he where he was shot twice in the right He came home and finally got well and was appointed subagent to the but he soon got into a quarrel with then Secretary of and was Then he came to Nashville in He began study law with Judge and n six months time was admitted to he At the first session of the after he was elected of the State over Francis who was one of the most prominent and scholarly lawyers in the He was sent to where he was a warm Jackson and while there had a difficulty with John Ir and when they both came back to Irwin challenged send ing his challenge by a noted desperado of who had killed several He was not considered a gentle and Houston would not take a challenge through General White beard of and made some remarks about which led to a duel be tween Houston and in which White was This added to the popularity of and he was elected Governor of the State in He had succeed ed Governor who was a very popular and who was spoken of prominently as a candidate for Houston was afraid of and in order to secure his own reelection to in case Carroll beat him for began to strengthen himself and ip order to carry out this scheme in a lady belonging to a very influential family at thirty miles north of She was a very brilliant young and attracted great attention wherever she which ex who was of a mo jealous I used to see him and knew that he had married purely through political and soon saw that his domes tic life was an unhappy One in I met him at a big just west of the and Carroll both made I saw that the feeling of the he speeches Shot That inveterate Tom Col has been pursuing his peregrina tions across the and now turns up as frisky as ever in It appears that a railroad contractor went to the town of Gilroy a few days ago on and was met by a friend who advised him to be on the lookout for a man named Tom who had accused him of having robbed him of in the mountains the night and also had issued a warrant for his The contractor natural ly became enraged at the mendacious and sought him with dire in tent a navy The search was long end But as sunset lengthened the shadows of the the redoubtable contractor had traced the evasive Collins to a sa where they told the object of his search had just gone out of the back He cocked his pistol but shot himself instead of Tom is more indigent than he who dreads crowd was all in his favor and told him which caused him to be in the very best of and while in that mood we Monday morning I call ed at the Nashville where he and his wife had been boarding since their but I was refused admittance to his I and was finally admitted by I found Houston lying on the bed with his face covered in answer to my astonished Shelb told me that Houstons father hai come down from Gallatin for her the day and that she had left hei husband and returned to the home ol her Said whats this I hear Said Im a ruined man Im a ruined man I I told him he owed it to his friends to give some explanation for his con and asked him why he and his wife had to which he re that he hadnt a word to say against his she was a high virtuous He then said that he alone was to blame that he had decided to exile himself among the Cherokee and that he wanted me to carry his resignation as Governor to the Secre tary of This I emphatically re fused to do at but at his earnest solicitation and that of I finally The next morning Shelby and I went aboard a Hous ton being disguised so that no one recognized We bade him goodby and went down the He t Id me afterward that he got as far as without being recog and in that case he begged the man to say nothing about meeting He went on to Fort where he joined a Cherokee by the name of whom he had been familiar with while he was agent for the He as the Indian painted hii face and could not be distinguished from years afterward he passed through Nashville with a delegation o Indians on his way to recognized him but wouldnt speak to The fact his friends here con he had disgraced anc were disgusted with While in Nashville he went with his delegation and called on General Jackson at the And how did Jackson treat them I I dont know but I suppose hi treated him all as they had been great After reaching Wash ington I know he whipped a member o Congress by the name of Stausberry for saying something disrespectful of Jack After this we heard nothing more of Houston until just before the Mexi can we heard that he to San Augustine to practica You know his connection with the Mexican war probably as well as I He married I believe wife got a anc he married a Mobile and she made a man of They visited Nash ville and I went with them to see Jackson at the twelve miles from the His first wi Ee mar ried again and is now living near Nash unless she has died They appear to have solved the prob lem of paupers at Pompeii by not allowing the existence of any at all In the excavated there is posi lively no poor mans There are large and small but all show a more or legs obvious elegance aiu BLOODTHIRST Bloody ot Chief of the The Apaches have had many a as desperately wicked When I saw him last he waa feet with delicate feet and angular a pierc ng dark eye and great Boman wide about the nostrils and thin where t He succeeded Bed great giant of a who took us name from the that every time 16 killed an he smeared his lood over his from the wrists to the And thoroughly and ter rible in keeping with his was initiation or here had been a feast in the the general revelry he refused to While others got dangerously rank and helplessly took firmly watching the furious with a look of irony on his ex Finally a young KO far gone to be went up to lim with 8 coiled riata in his left hand and a cupful of whisky in his He to but the newly nade chief refused Some words were and as an end of the warrior smote his leader twice or thrice with his heavy The unpardon ble sin had been It is afe to knock an Indian pound lim with a beat him with a him with a bludgeon but it were better to beard the grizzly bear ihan lay over his shoulders a ar anything that savors of the Chief as he Cochise sternly de manded that the young brave should ight him at daylight the next morning with The duello is not much in vogue with any of the Indian and it is but rarely that individual pass so far beyond the point if settlement that an exercise of some hing of persuasion or resolute y will not serve to restore good feel ing but in this case would agree to nothing short of the actual They met and It was early and the measured distance was thirty Probably hree hundred warriors were in attend and these clad in full war cos mme and formed upon the flank of the duelling ground presented a picturesque adornment to a scene otherwise pitiless and At the first fire Co bullet found the heart of his an He leaped high into the and before he reached the ground he was In every way more notorious was Co next feat of savage bravado and A Scotch interpreter named Sarrison Englehart had fallen under lis and he received word jom his desperate enemy that the feud was and that he meant to kill aim whenever and wherever Englehart affected to laugh at the but he prepared himself for the and went about meeting with an opportunity to kill or be One day news came to Tucson that at the head of a small war was in camp thirty miles to the A Federal captain took an Indian and En as and went out to have a talk with the It is supposed that the captain was ignorant of the feud for upon Engle hart making some objection to the pro posed expedition the officer insisted and finally prevailed upon him to The meeting was most and lasted several Neither Cochise nor Englehart referred to the subject of the quarrel between and sat upon their horses in friendly while the soldiers of the escort and the Indians of the war party were getting ready to march and to Of a and with wild yell that had hatred and vengeance in leaned from his seized Engle hart by the drew him up clear from his stirrups and over upon his left leg and and then dashed off at a partially dragging and partially carrying his struggling vic So instantaneous was the and so unprepared was the escort for any immediate that some dis tance had been gained by fol lowed by his entire before the captains presence of mind returned to and a charge was It was too to save the poor Taken at the terrible disadvantage he he yet strove des and tried to draw his revolver and make the best fight he could for his Once he nearly succeeded but with the strength of a giant and a rapidity that almost defied Cochise stabbed his victim seven times in the neck and and even while holding him up upon bis and that horse rushing over broken ground at the top his managed to tear the reeking scalp from the still breath yet fearfully Waving this three times in the face ol his and dropping the gory corpse a log in the he easily baffled the detachment of and made his escape without the loss of a single For this deed the price of was put upon many was the borderer and the plainsman who entered into his domain to look for him and to lie in wait upon the road that he sometimes They did cot find none ever returned to claim the blood and many there were wno did not return at In a report made to the War Depart some three or four years the actual statistics were given of own and from the figures presented the almost incredible tota was figured up of 27 Apache 3 2 English 1 and 49 Mexicans and who had come to their at the hands of this monster Arabian Sheikh Nasif el was a famous Arab poet and and a young man brought him a poem to be He told him to call in a few days anc get He came and the Sheikl said to poem is like the prickly The prickly pear said the young What do you mean said the when he first came to had a dish of prickly him to hen is a man chapfallen Prob when the chap is knocked Items ot Music is the only sensual gratification which men may in to without to their moral or reli The of minute rays so must e constituted of little kindly sweet loving A contemporary prescribes as a oer ain means to remove dandruff Go rat on the plains and insult an Jt is also a speedy method of raising a lead of The Treasury has made wholly superfluous decision that childrens tin are not to be classed among A man in in his hurry to ist a fainting got a bottle of mucilage instead of camphor and bathed ler face with She was a good deal tuck up with his Quite a hailstorm last re marked a guest to a California land as he came down stairs the other Only a few of the oys shooting at a and the als rattled against the You take the buzzard and 111 take he or Ill take the take the was the basis of trade proposed by the Yankee to the ndian and the in relating the quietly remarked He said turkey to The editor of the Fond du Lao Re who is now seventysix years says that he likes to sit up with a girl just as well as he did when he waa though he owns that it is a lit le harder on the eyes after 3 oclock in he morning than it was fifty years Josh Billings says The live man z like a little pig he iz weaned young and begins to root He iz the ov the allspice ov he One live man in a village iz like a case ov the itch in a he sots everybody scratching at A Saratoga Belle In Here is the picture of the belle of Saratoga as she looks today Hair in front and braided down behind in one straight braid ten inches which hanging from the hat looks ike the handle of a Hat on jack of the with narrow brim up and down and and skewed and twisted around as if it had jeen run over by a veiled well with which is also muffled around the neck so that the chin rests on and the head looks like a ben on a nest of Dress black yak or short enough not to touch the straight down in but long and pulled back over the No and the bottom of the dress so narrow that the young ady cannot take long How does she walk She dont walk she wriggles along as men do in a sack This dress shows the form and it is a improvement on the old flowing Young ladies are now standing perfectly Their chests are ex and their shoulders are thrown The shoes worn are the only part of the toilet subject to These are bunion They cause the young lady to and they must also be the cause of a great deal of prof anity when the young lady is left The parasol is a big black or blue or brown um bordered with Fans are and more for use than orna Hair is worn and as yet no young ladies here appeared with saffroncolored Gloves are from three to No neck chains or watch chains are worn the jewelry being a plain pin and a chatelaine or oxidized silver chain hanging from the to which is suspended oxidized smelling or anything else which fancy may A Narrow A little Johnnie son of living in had a narrow escape from Thompson has a very vicious and the little boy went into the stable to As he passed the horse the animal kicked at but fortunately did not The boy then climbed in the out of reach of the but kept play ing closer and until he finally came within reach of the As soon as he came close enough the horse made a dash at and canght bis arm in his month and shook He then dropped him and grasped him around the waist with his and all the while kept shaking The little boy began to and his cries brought Thompson Imagine his hor ror on entering tne stable to see his child in the horses and in dan ger of instant He made a rush for the and the horse got fright ened and dropped it but as Thompson attempted to pass the he kicked him in the and knocked him Ha got and managed to get to the the child lay The horse was taken and Thompson took the child to the upon examination his arm was found to be broken also one of his and it pro from the wound m the The child was insensible for about fire Medical aid was the wounds pronounced but not as it was Adventure of a A little red having been pestered considerably by the lads about a saw mill on Marsh took refuge for life by running up the large brick chimney near the By cling ing to the corner he kept foothold so well that he succeeded in teaching the very top Here he found himself upon the iron cap from the As more and more of the waste stuff from the mill was added to the the chimney grew hotter and hio situa tion became more and more ble He tried to descend upon of the bat after getting down a few feet gave it turned about and went By this time the top had become so hot that he most leave it so after looking about care fully for a few he evidently made up his mind that he must leap to save his and this he spreading out his legs and balancing himself so that he struck the ground about fifty feet from the and im mediately scampered off and secreted himself under a pile of boards a distance
