Grand Traverse Herald (Newspaper) - June 30, 1870, Traverse City, Michigan GRAND TRAVERSE WITH CHARIOT FOR WITH FIRMNESS IN THE VOL. TRAVERSE GRAND TRAVERSE JUNE 1870. NO. 27. iS PUBLISHED AT Traverse Mich. O. AND Two Dollars a Year In inserted for One Dollar per for the first and cents for each subsequent insertion for one for two SM for squares for half column and dollars ior one advertisements at the ratOH pre- scribed by seventy conts per folio of 100 for the and for each counts a Figure work without 50 cent Rule and figure double All legal advertisements to be paid for ly in 187O WESTERN STEAMER GEN. H. E. PAINE Will leave CITY at five o'clock A. and run as until further notice KINDS OK W. OF K. OF fin. V. Co. OF COUNTY J OF 1'noiiA.TB......JOHN K OF I. C. of For Old Elk Antrim Norwood and Piae returning by the wuy of and Bower's Harbor to Traverse Northport and Pine the way of Elk and Old Mission to Traverse For Old KIk Antrim arid returning by the way aud Buy to Traverse For Old Klk Antrim and returning by the way of to Traverse Transportation THE 3VI O CAPT. E. Of the Western Transportation Company's line ol will touch at during the son of as follows For Milwaukee and Detroit Iu 29 1870 LEACH 20 27 4 18 2S 2 1G 20 September 3 17 1 After the above dates the will as regularly as weather will 25 CAMPS ELL cfi CO. 13 11 12 ABSTRACT OF We made a complete of Title of Close Connect ut Northport on mid SATURDAYS with the GRAND LINE of STEAMERS For and On THURSDAYS and SATURDAYS Clone connection in made at Pine Kiver for and with the VILLAGE Western LINE Transportation OP I oiler for sale a large number of CHOICE LOTS In Burton's addition to the 1ST Every Legal Subdivision of Land IN TRAVERSE lu preparing this Abstract we have found in the County a large number of COUNTY t C W. i- v W. itv M. i C I S- f- COUNTY OK D. COUNTY COUNTY ut City DA Y with Prop. A Jor Arrives at Traverse City at 5 o'clock p. the bout will not fail to make her trips just as 20- This thriving village is Pleasantly Between Carp Lake and Lake having a delightful outlook upon Lake and ono of tho sites for a town to be found in any part of the IMPERFECT TITLES Written for Grand Traverse OF T. Hail to the day that made us dny fail land Whose now linking sea with filled throughout from plenty's Old Bunker Hill and drew the charter of our like the light of yonder Has touched nil lands with freedom's The hopes of millions center here our glorious stripes and While freedom's sons no longer fear The led right hand of Europe's 51 To the oppressed of every Our genial laws extend a And gathering they swell the band Who're building Our last foul stain from feudal times Is now forever swept Not by the powers of foreign But by our own Henceforth our future course bo More glorious than the brilliant Hag shall stream o'er land and Our arms control while time bhall I ray no and again pointed to my showing the uncovered Away ho the second returning the I said EIc ed at me agnin most turned his head ou one side then dashed off the third This time he how glad and proud time n sharp them and oh I when I patted Fires in From the Detroit The destruction of the best if not Hi largest part of with tl attendant loss of seems almost like fiction to those substantial cities to This renders it a matter to of HIP highest Chicago Traverse HARRISON II Co. C' 1 1 UNO IS. OF Dunns N. I'll H. A. Cn Sr S Go H. 0. COUNTY For the Heason of will ran as follows The soil is food for FRUIT And as the village is nearly by is as Exempt from Frost As any part of the Ti averse To see that the 1'. II Co. K. OF C. or A. 1'AltKKK. J. SCHOOLS A. K. hay Corner of Lumber tt Maxwell evt ry Friday P. at Every Tuesday P. nt 7 LAY CO. SM Cfi or ICIK in- Co. K. W. STATUS AT 13ATICS. IT. Assistant Traverse Deputy Traverse Mich. Attorney at Traverse 1S7O. LINE OF Composed of Um 1'oliowihg which litwe boon and re- fitted view to the safety fort of by men of long ex- uml and the ONLY LINE TO BE BELIED UPON Leland Lake Superior IRON COMPANY its Iron Works ut 1 have them in operation early in HUH located point und wil the O vvv Arc UH there arc three for wooding and every during ilie season of more or less boats touch at thin The land in the vicinity is first while for health fulness tho place will compare favorably with any village in the CHAIN OF TITLE Can be traced through properly executed and recorded Instruments to TO Two tireless little feet all day have trotted Across the parlor Two dimpled hands have slyly plotted Mischief behind the Tivo magic crystal with Their glance on all have Tivo t their merry In bird like notes have o'er those orbs the drowsy lids are adieu to And while hands and feet lie Have whispered their 0 blessed when soft-winged a desired release To all their troubles ending In sweet oblivious For Ho who ever guides the And gently veils the That deep repose may bring that self-forgetting to newer Will ever guard the tender infant's And send his angel The midnight watch and dawning hours to ber With star tipped him He never made a take about slippers after Of all clogs he the most If I put anything ia his he would guard it for and I believe he would have sacrificed his life rather than desert it. Put him beside a sleeping and and woe any one who should disturb that One night I went leaving my wife alone in the house with When nil was lie grew very came and looked in the face of his and whined then went toward the She heard and bade him be He obeyed but soon went to the door snuffed whined and came back to This time lie took hold of her dress and tried to pull her to the She followed and opened it. He led her down the stairs to the front then whined and scratched to get She still heard but opened it to pacify The moment he was out he ran into the back and barked She and found the water running from the She turned when Sport was Ho marched and lay with eyes and ears as quiet as a lie knew that thing was and felt the ty haying it Once I came to the city in a I put my valise on the fore dock and told Sport to watch it. He lay down with his paw upon it and his sharp eyes When the boat reached tho a colored porter rushed up to crying I that pointing to it. He sprang for but Sport made a snap at him that soon BIY Prom the UY As On Will during the of E YKR r MONO A 1' Til Y A HA ut 8 o'clock A. According to the Time ing ith 1 oiler lots in this pleasant village on terms cannot fail to bu For call on or address W. W. 1 18711. 17-3m Original are prepared to furnish Abstracts oil a few minutes at reasonable A T S A R N I A For all in and the Eastern carrying Passengers and Freight at Loiter fittles und Time other than Mich. C. Attorney at liSSK Agent of the ance Traverse Notary Public and Licensed Traverse Mich. Attorney at Notary lie and Real Herald Traverse Physician Mich. Particular attention paid to Operative 6-ly 1 II UN Attorneys and j. n. K. Surveyor aud Mich. Attention to the purchase and sale of hi A. Attorney A JL Counsellor lit Life and Fire Insurance Titles and taxes iV Law first Traverse For it 12 la 10 13 1 17 10 8 For Milwaukee A August 10 1.1 21 18 lo Millinery Dress I Coo i us over On hand a good of Millinery call and Also prepared to do stitching and plain MRS. A. MRS. R. A. CITY OF For August it Detroit 't 11 21 30 H IK 3 13 For Milwaukee it May July 12 U 7 10 8 1 18 10 17 S. D. J. MORGAN For Milwaukee For M 11 20 30 0 18 28 U 1.5 25 12 22 October I 10 20 May July August 1 11 19 lli 14 20 17 Jo Dress Cloak Mrs. J. and Bliss Libbie aie now prepared to do nil kinks of Dress nnd Cloak Weaving Hair and ing for etc. over Treasurer's 4- Floral Guide for 1870. and twenty and CAPT. ROBERT For Sarnia A For Milwaukee Mich. y O. 11. Frankfort S. A good and good 10very attention paid to Charges DI will attend to all calls in this in the southwest of tiie Gunton House Merchant Front Traverse Mich. All work neatly and promptly A choice ment of cloths and constantly on 5 Attorney at Law and Prosecuting Cheboygan Mich. Office corner of 3d and Maine village of ly OFFICE and residence two doors oast of Post Kept in person Mondays and days by K. E. Traverse Oct. Agent for Life Accident Insurance pf Conn. Home Fire Insurance of New and the Phoenix Fro Insurance of Conn. At the Post E Attorney A selor at Ac. Heal Estate and ance Collections promptly Charges Legal papora neatly and promptly Titles taxes paid und chases Wexford Mich. 10-ly 0 IU 28Ufny___ M 23 2i 2 11 20 30 4 14 9 18 28 August 11 20 23 August G 15 25 a 17 20 3 12 22 0 15 1 10 31 For Freight or Passage to 0. HOSE Northport K. will make direct connections with the above line of on and SATURDAYS from Traverse City and on MONDAY'S from Traverse City 22- in MONTREAL OCEAN STEAMSHIP O O KT The Line OF MAIL Comprising nineteen first-class ocean EVERY TUESDAY AND THURSDAY From And every SATURDAY Worn Calling at to leave Mnil 400 Miles Shorter Passage than via New The Agent for the above known is prepared to sell Passage Tickets on the most favorable to all im- portant points iu and from all parts of Ireland and the to any Hail Ilond station in the and the United Patronize the Cheapest and Most Com- For to H. 0. ROSE The first edition of one hundred thousand copies of Vice's Illustrated Catalogue of floral Is published and to send It is gantly printed on tinted with about 200 line wood Engravings of Flowers and and a beautiful Colored Plate seven varieties of Phlox making a line BOUQUET OF It is the most as well as the most in- Floral Guide giving plain and thorough directions for tho Culture of Flowers and The Floral Guide is published for tlie of my to whom it is sent free without but will be forwarded to all who ply by for Ten which is not half the Address JAMES i- N. Y. We give below a list of Tax Titles wo hold from the We will Quit Claim these nt low to those wishing to we shrill be glad to communicate with the original owners of tho in regard to a Wo will our claims to original owners at very low or wo if buy in their In this matter of Tax we wish to deal fairly and justly Sec. T. N. R. W. oj of net 20 9 bO wl of swi 28 28 SO sel 28 W 9 hot No. fi 27 10 51 swf of 1 11 40 nej 1 27 11 40 nwf 1 27 11 iv 1 of mvf 1 27 11 07.0 19 27 11 20 of set 27 11 mvf of sej 10 27 1 I mvf of 28 27 II 40 of 20 27 11 Lot No. 27 11 30 of 27 12 80 25 25 13 100 swi 20 20 ICO 20 26 H 100 9 27 14 100 12 27 M 100 of 5 25 15 40 sel 24 25 15 100 SOMETHING NEW T. GRIDLE TRAVERSE MICH. REPAIRING DONE AT SHORT Shop in Allen's Blacksmith near All BOOK AGENTS WANTED ron STRUGGLES AND TRIUMPHS of P. T. by In one Large Octavo 800 in English nnd gant Full Pago It embraces Forty Years of bis Busy Life as a turer and and gives accounts of MB his bis Successful Euro- pean and important Historical and sonal replete with dotes and Entertaining Jt contains his celebrated Lecture on the Art of Money with Rules for Success in for which he was We offer extra inducements to and pay to the Send for 32 page circular with Engravings and terms to jr. 25-6t Conn. T. T. Notary Public ami licensed REVENUE 13ASrl' The NE 14 Sec. T. 27 R. 10 100 acres 25 good log Soil a good sandy Surface quite Only mile from tho The W will be sold separately if 5 acres log No. 145.J A FARM Of 160 on sec. town 27 range 10 7 miles from Traverse Eighty acres Good log Frame etc. First rate Well watered by streams and About 100 acres balance Price balance on No. A FARM ON STATE A farm of 80 acres 3 miles from Traverse on the Traverse and Midland State Thirty acres cleared and under log log barn and trame etc. About ICO fruit Surface a good clay Well A balance on No. FARM IN ANTRIM Sec. Town 32 Range S ICO acres of splendid level and well 3 acres cleared ami 3 more able log This land is only one quarter Intermediate and has two rate mill sites with 13 or li feet Puce only one-half I No. IN Nl of section town 21 range 12 101 acres choice farming land County Line Road on north Soil first A desirable Price only No. OF 144.40 Being sec. town 27 north range 12 miles west of Traverse First rate sandy surface 25 acres and 23 more good log Price balance in 2 and 3 No. 135. Reports and For Price of the Report with 75 Price of the Map alone 50 I have always loved and dogs have always loved me. I cannot recall a time in my life when I was afraid of a and 1 never knew a. dog to be cross to me. We understand each like soon find out who are their aud all the sympathy of their dog warms up to I endure I fancy 1 like But I lovo dogs with a real human 1 have been the owner of a good and their memory is fragrant with There a woolly tricky and There was a great affectionate I saved his life when J was n. boy 18 years A savage bulldog had seized him by the throat and was choking him to when I thrust my hand in the pried it and released my friend but the fierce I had opened cloned on my and the teeth went through the I have tho scar Then there was ft glossy half-breed who sucked and a little lively who all over his faco when I came home and cried real tears when 1 He was a perfect tive And the ugliest of ugly Scotch but who would howl in the most fearful manner if T. made believe to cry before I lost him once but several days as i was looking in at a He tried in vain to get by I stood by shop I felt a dog's nose rub against my looking down I saw The moment he caught my eye he howled his most joyful and followed me Then there was an English He was a He would dig up and carry off my bushes as fast as I could plant He would steal bones and cooked potatoes and hide them away in his He would watch the and steal the loaves of bread which were left at the neighbor's Once I saw him bury a bone and after he left I dug it and smoothed the ground over as to see what he would The next morning there was a hole big enough to bury two dogs and Rover still at work mining for that Then there was a. cunning little spaniel and another as black as He lost his life by swallowing an India rubber ball which ho was playing f dissected him after bis and found the ball but it was floor Then there was L setter and a noble with he nose for scenting birds I ever I write a volume about last and best and of i cocker He was as handsome as t picture of a rich brown with arge liquid full of inexpressible long silken ears that reached to the n short pug nd intellectual lie was a People would always stop nd look round at him ns he passed Thieves tried to steal him but ho was cunning for lie understood as far as his range of words as well as a better than iome men I He would watch my very and at the slightest hint vould be off like a shot to do my If I would tell him to take a man's at off ia the street I am sorry to ay I have he would give a spring o his and bring mo the hat be- the man had time to get over his care and look I would leave home having forgotten It would be enough to fter returning I was once bathing in the fter I had dressed and had gone a mile rom the I found that I had left my I looked nt pointed at ny and Before words were fairly spoken ho was ud in a quarter of an hour returned with drove him possession of it The porter saw the and went ashore to call n he take that I'm full Away tho second fellow went for but teeth rattled more furiously than I offered him double fare if he would get but it was of no Sport was too much for and even after I had called him off duty he eyed the man aud never loft him till the valise was safely at His particular delight was duck He would go in the boat with and a duck was shot would spring into the water and fetch it to His ex- at such times was but he never violated tho strictest He would Ho in the boat at command as quietly as if for fear of disturbing tho game but the shot was no sooner out of the gun than he was in the water after the Once only was darling Sport He was subjected to a temptation too great for even his great dog We had sailed across and down the river in a When wo took a small to hunt in the reeds for bidding Sport remain on the keep gone about an had fired a few then returned to the But Sport wits not We whistled for fired our but in We spent hours seeking for him among the are accustomed i an alarm and steam The Turkish fa will have none of these anc if they were provided with fire department would refuse tc ring the harness the and up The Turk believes his doom is and that it is useless to throw cold water upon the plans of a firey In his philosophy there are two days when it is vain to try to put out a day on which it is appointed that the city shall be burned and the day ou which it is On one no ocean can prevent on the other no cano can effect it. Constantinople is always suffering from some sort of fire dogs Early in the fifth century nnd had a long and severe struggle with tho Em- press whose reputation was not likened her unto and was us vigorous in his de- of her scandalous and lous life ns John the Baptist in his plain talk about or John Knox in his rebukes at the court of Queen of An ecclesiastical ing principally of monks whose impure lives had also aroused the Bishop's united with the angry and exiled from The city shaken by an and the by what they believed to be an omen of Di- vine demanded tho restoration of His enemies had lo and he returned only to denounce the press aud the scandals of the clergy with new His banishment was again de- On the day when it was to be ried into n fire destroyed the ple of St. where like Spurgeon and had for many years drawn by his quence and by his denunciations of tho Empress and of the indelicate fashions of that A fearful as tho 6-1S east of Broadway and Wall were involving n loss of a cheap fire compared with the one in Con- or with what a similar fire might become in the same locality The of checking the flames increase with the growth of modern-built and it is not probable that immense fires tho cities of civilization will ever occur and science generally have pretty effectually the portion of the race against spread pestilence or Real or the Fruitless search He was not We thought him lost to us and with sad hearts at nightfall returned But Sport was ahead of He was lying on the grass at the but too weary to rise He could only wag his dear and that AVe saw at once what matter He had heard the shooting while on the and in a delirious moment of excitement had forgotten the command to and jumped into the Hot being able to swim through the reeds to he returned to the but the were too high for him to climb After probably many fruitless he started for home on the side of the long swim against the but he accomplished it. It cost him He grew quite deaf and lost his ambition from that Soon afterward he was walking on the railroad unable to hear an approaching he was run over and How sad we I felt that 1 had lost a friend to whom I was all the More sincere tears were never shed over a grave than over 1 wonder sometimes if there is no other dny from spread the and it was with great difficulty that tho city was after the Senate palace was consumed and the palace of the Emperor partially In the ning of the thirteenth some ish on their way to capture stopped at just been captured by the Doge of though blind and over DO years of was as active a man as otro or or John Ad- iu their latest These according to Gibbon were very scandalized by the aspect ot a mosque or in which one God was without a or So they set them on but flames which bigotry had kindled consumed the most orthodox und innocent structures During eight days and tho gration spread over a league in from the harbor to the over the thickest and most populous regions of the It is not easy to count tho stately churches and palaces that reduced to a smoking to value the dize thut perished in. the or to number tlie families that were in- Several cases of parties at prosecuted for selling adulterated liquors and came before the Court at a few days The prosecution offered the testimony of Prof. State which we copy I am Professor of Chemistry in Yale College and State I have been making chemistry special study for the thirty The samples of liquor ivere brought to me on the 17lh day of March S. K. Tillinghast made his at my bringing three of He brought two lors from the justice to examine the iors under order from Gordon S. orders were to Tillinghast to bring he samples to me to and 1 re- for Two of the samples marked us liquors in the case of the w. H. C. The sample No. came out of cask No. 3 of nd I give tile analysis of what came in It is an imitation of port very and heavily with ugar or and with coloring It also contains oxyd of sulphuric over twenty-one per of ud over ten per of sugar or The specific gravity is water being H is heavier limn water from tho sugar it I proceeded to examination to de- termine the quantities of the It contains sulphuric acid 100 grains to the gallon partly free as oil mid part combined in alum oxyd of lead or in poisonous and turbidity or in clear liquor by about forty-five grains to the The alcohol this had an acid liquor by dis- It had also an odor from the coloring The liquor contained und 1 have a small vial of K oxyd of The quantity found mo is ample to affect any This liquor is stronger iu its contents of lead than most waters that are poisoned by it. It is in sufficient quantities to be deleterious to tho human The learned professor continued at length to the poisonous effects of the ingredients contained in these New volved in the common were in In J for one like The line between his instinct and soul intelligence was very The depth houses were burned in one Ancient Home was built very much after the fashion of It is alleged that the Gauls burned it when they invaded and pulled the white beards of the but no report of the fire has reached The grout fire was in the time of Though Augustus boasted that he had found Home built of brick and left it built of this could not be true of the larger part of the The masses were crowded together in close wooden Whole streets and quarters of tho city were frequently wrapped in and the efforts of the with little discipline and no ances to check the were On the 10th of July of year a lire caught in the which was filled with wooden Against its walls leaned a mass of wooden booths and stores filled with The fire was soon and the Jinnies shot up to the heights above so as to burn the basement stories of the houses of the nobility on the Palatine and Aventine The wind sucked it down the narrow streets and through the valleys of the famous of his affection was dear Would when away he would soon with the article in his tie in his I used to play hide seek with I would turn him out f the and then hide my Ho always beat me. I would put under the inside the stuff down behind the Bat he ys found it. Once I put it on top t tho curtain He had a long uut that time but at last he mounted on looked gave a long then his tail and He couldn't et but lie told me plainly enough here it One Sunday night I came ome from church very and thought would see if Sport could get my I took off my and pointing my slippers It fas a new word to He looked at me sharply then at my then away he went to the bedroom ud brought my Seeing my and knowing that it was near that my arms were around thy aud thy silken ears were resting on my check now Thy place can never be filled it HIM About the time of his first election to the Legislature lie occupied n little log house at Salem as an I quit teaching and came out on this to try But I was no and the season was a bad wet nothing scarcely was We had to live on corn was no and what little there was kept for I be- came very and to add to my trouble sickness set a bright little girl of seven sickened with the was a great favorite with and he would ask for her every time he saw me. One morning I started with a sack to to see if I could get a little rye My child was very and we had nothing in the world to give her but milk and corn and she could not bear the sight of I had no and if there was any flour in the mill I was unable to obtain I was too proud to tell the actual we were in. As I walked back up the street my sack on my arm and head thinking over my sad lot and the disappointment there would be at my little girl's wan face uprose before and tears ered in my falling thick and Just then I felt something touch my and looking down there lay a Turning I saw Lincoln slipping into his office glancing furtively ward Chicago Mrs. Stanton's advice about choosing a wife always look for a girl with good for the teeth are a sample of every bone in the fair one's But the girL with good teeth may be like the girl with beautiful concerning which her lover said he knew it was her own hair because he saw her buy and pay for said a lady of the new school to her indulgent as he re- his pipe after supper one You must buy our dear Georgiana an English grammar and she has gone through her Latin and drawing and and now she must commence her English he thought that was what I A lost an axe over twenty years which he has just found under hia and Advertiser surmises that his life made unhappy by and many buildings were set on fire by tho ruffianly mob that filled the The raged six were finally checked by the on which stood the gardens of the friend and ron of the poet Just as wretched people were beginning to vey the ruins and to sot about another fire broke out in another The wind had changed in the and so three days more of roasting and burning The loss of and property was less than but the shrines aud places of of great interest and fine in Nero was accused of setting the city on either in pure wantonness or for tho purpose of re- building it more substantially and calling it by his own Tacitus says that in order to divert suspicion and gratify his Nero charged the Christians with the All that could be found were seized and wrapped in skins to be torn in pieces by the dogs aud then set on fire to be used as torches at Nero lent his the Nearly the whole of Home was nnd as it is believed that it contained at the time ly a million the destruction of life and in a city where little respect was paid to either by the people can ho The great fire in London occurred in 1C6C. It broke out near the bridge and spread so rapidly that the citizens could do nothing but look As in and in the streets were the houses built entirely of and a violent east wind was It raged three days and three and was finally checked by tho blowing up of About 400 streets and houses were reduced to As before religious fanaticism made the most of the When the temple of St. Sophia was one party accused the tom faction of setting it on another charged the Pagans with the The fire at Home was attributed to the and that iu London to the But Moscow seems to have been the place for partisans and enemies lo use in the display of and in the naming celebration of their It was nearly consumed by fire in again in and in the Tartars set fire to the and large numbers of the people perished in the In 1605 the Poles and Cossacks took the it having indulged itself in an and they set fire to it. on the proach of in by an order of the the Russians themselves burned it left the great Emperor out in the and cooked a most nate kettle of fish for that ambitious arch. We are a young country and not boast much in this In A graceful story is told of Ono dny a of letters called upon informing him of his needy requested the loan of a considerable sum of who was moved by the opened a drawer nnd gave him tlic Ho then conducted his unfortunate visitor .to the The season was as Lamartine opened the street the unfortunate author shivered in his shabby A sudden idea struck and calling you are forgetting your he quickly took down an overcoat that was hanging in the and assisted his needy visitor lo put it on with so much dexterity and thut the poor quite did not know how lo refuse a gift which was bo delicately offered to TUB on the bright It is the right The times may be but it will mako theoi no easier to wear a gloomy and sad It is the sunshine and not the cloud that makes a There is always Unit be- fore or around us which should cheer and fill the heart with The sky is blue ten times where it is black Voit have it So have None are free from haps it is as well that none should te free from They give sinew and lone to fortitude and courage to That would be a dull and the sailor would never get where there was nothing lo disturb the surface of the It is duty of uvery one to extract all the happiness and enjoyment lie can without ami within him above lie should look on the bright side of What things do look a little The lane will and the night will end in broad Jn the long the great balance rights What ia ill becomes what is Men are not made to hang down cither heads or lips and those only show that they are departing from tho paths of true com- mon sense and There is more tue in one sunbeam than a whole hemi- of cloud and we look on the bright side of Cultivate what is warm and ge- the cold nnd the dark and TIIK Spiritualists of Indiana iu State Convention have resolved the cular light by which the ancient seers were led was dim when compared with tho Ught of the present day therefore we say many good as well as kings and desired to sec the day we and did not sec Whereat the Chicago 1'oxi wants to know the ists desired to lampoon their why not do it in language that anybody could Why not in plain that those meticulous old those deposits of a and extravagantly and criminally addicted to is in much better taste than calling them not having any justified not one of the committee on could tell whether they were crepuscular or Mr. member of Parliament for the er that English workingmen should relieve themselves of a debt of a How asked one of his by not spending said the practical M. your liquor costs you seventy I don't ask you to be take my glass of only take half as and you will save thirty-five millions per A young lady met in company a young gentleman who evidently had an excellent of He introduced the subject of and expatiated at length upon the kind of a wife he ed to marry that if ever he should take the decisive The honored lady must bo etc. His listener waited un- lil he and then completely con- founded him by jji the coolest possible And what have you to oiler in return for all this The young man reddened ft and walked IN SPA PERI IN SPA PERI
