Democrat-Tribune (Newspaper) - September 30, 1921, Jefferson City, Missouri PACE TWO JOSEPH GOLDMAN EDITOR PUBLISHED EVERY EVENING EXCEPT SUNDAY COLE COUNTY DEMOCRAT PRINTING CO JEFFERSON CITY MO DAILY SUBSCRIPTION RATES Par Cents One Entered in the at Jefferson City Mia souri as Second Matter TELEPHONE NUMBER 213 MILE OF FILM SHOW BATTLE OF JUTLAND By CLYDE A BEALS United Press Staff London Sept version of the battle of which the British grand fleet for the time succeeded in engaging the German grand fleet and which in the return of the Germans to their strong hold is now being in London One mile of film is used in showing the battle and the miniature ships are AUTUMN OPENS HER COURT Grow along with me the best is yet to be Its Browning or autumn speaking just as you like For the moment lets take it from autumn The sunis up a few minutes after 0 the air is crisp and theres sparkle in the atmosphere This is autumns cocktail and can be recommended to all as the best concoction ever mixed for a morning eyeopener Guaranteed under Natures pure food and drug act and bomb proof under the Volstead law From now on we can do no better than to take autumns hand and walk with her She is not as lighthearted and gay as spring but those who make her out a sober and chiding sister do not know her A little later she will rival spring in the raiment she puts on but at present she is content with the garments summer has left over She is not one of those who would over whelm us at first glance She is ho wanton She prefers to come upon us by degrees revealing herself little by little till she is sure of our constancy Just now she shows herself or rather just intimates her approach for a brief morning hour We are allowed t sip of her charms but not yet drink As the sun climbs higher she slowly withdraws for garishness is not for her She borrows nothing from rival beauties copies the arts of none and shines ty no reflected glories She yields the stage when the sun baskers rise and forth to yawn but her own devotees know she will come back each morning and stay a little longer She has not borrowed summers plumage to wear but to transform and set forth her own beauty These early morning breaths she wafts are the first touch in the transforming process Those who know her method and at rend her morning court these late September days will be the first to see this marvel worked They will see presently on tree and bush where her pass ing breath has touched and each morning will note the growing wonder No season has more magic revelations to unfold none a surer artistry Rioting spring has its hour summer its stealing languors Winter assaults us with its savage humors but autumn knows these appeals are but to our senses and herself addresses our minds This is a flattery we cannot resist Spring laughs with us but autumn communes She wisest of the vampires and alone has surprised our secret She knows it is our worth we want not sour weaknesses Attend autumns September morning receptions and learn her charms At home 6 to 7 Music by the birds Dancing by the breeze They are the seasons most exclusive events and are now at their height Whoever is received now and becomes a courtier will be eligible to admission to the grand mysteries to come when autumn gives her October costume revels arid all her train appears in red and yellow and City Star another tax maneuvered with such smoothness and near such realistic effect that the picture goes far toward giving the illusion that one is seeing the battle from high overhead The withering gunfire the paths of torpedoes swishing through the rapid wheeling of a column of ships to escape the torpedoes man to gain position and races to head off a column of ships with rearguard action to defend the escaping German main fleet all inter with occasional pictures of actual ships at sea give a highly real istic effect The film has been made with the ai TAX KICKERS HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS By CARL D GROAT United Press Staff Berlin Sept one lives Germany he is taxed if he dies h is likewise taxed At least the cit of Frankfurt am Main ihas hit the novel idea of charging a tax upon burials If one drinks mineral water he is taxed and if he drinks schnapp he is taxed more If one plays a piano at home there is another tax and if one wants t FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 30 1921 STRAY BY Ad a g The tax on has had the effect of closing more thar 100 movie houses here in the past few months and has driven every circus out of Germany either to France or Holland The latest wrinkle in taxes is re ported from Saxony where a head tax is placed upon cats The tax much objection for it has struck at the very rather stomach of Germany since roast goose is the Thanksgiving turkey of the Teuton Beer likewise a great national in is heavily laden and pigeons geese and on geese has causet of Sir George Ashton arg flanning merly a professor at the Royal Naval College Greenwich England The model ships were moved throughout by hand and to move each one an inch and maintain the illusion and the smoothness of the film it was neces sary to move each sixteen times It is estimated that motions the models had to be made To pre part the data required two years and to make the film one year HOME A hall bedroom may be a home A Newport villa may not You can judge a man by his home You can judge his chances of suc cess by his aspirations to make a home From the window of a Pullman car crossing the western plains you may ratch sight of a tiny cottage surrounded by flowers with a little patch of greenlawn in front Instantly you know it for a home Entering a city you may see blocks of handsome houses all trim and well kept But you can only guess as to whether they are homes or not If some day you mean to have a home of your own and the right sort of one you will need no taskmaster to keep you at your job That one ambition you to achievement as it has driven most of the men who have made names for themselves Keep your home ambition in mind Plan to have not necessarily an elaborate one but one that is in good taste that is comfortable and that will Its happiness will depend largely on draw you to it when your work is done ycu But wlie ther it is one room in a tenement house or twenty rooms on a country estate it should be the one place in the world that you like best Put into it your best thought Make it as beautiful as you can Fill it with books and pictures Surround it if it is in the country with flowers Let it minister not only to your comfort but to your desire for mental advance ment In the end you will be pretty much as your home is If you set a high ideal for that you will set a high ideal for yourself And nobody ever attains to high ideals unless he plants for them and strives for City Star Baffled Them All A class of school children had been struggling with the problem If a cask contains four and gal lons bow many times can a pint be filled from it relates the New York Globe It proved too much for them and as it was near the end of the after noon the teacher said Well boys you can take that sum home as your home work tonight and let me know the answer tomorrow Next morning one member of the class turned up an hour late He brought a written scribbled note on a rough piece of paper It read Dear Sir Please excuse Tommy for being late and please do not give him any more of those sums for home work My spent evening working at it with two friends to help him In consequence we were all this morning and my husband is not fit to go to work today and has forgotten the the as well vinegar oxygen coal wood and advertising posters Income taxes will run very heavy The Saxon premier for instance has a yearly income of than at the present exchange must pay more than a fourth thereof at once in income taxes St Louis has negotiated a loan of from the local banks for the purpose of paying salaries The sum stated will pay the salaries of the office holders for the present month and then the banks will be asked for another loan Altogether it is expected that some will be bor rowed before enough taxes come in to meet the municipal expenses Taxes are higher in St than in the state It does not matter how much money the taxpayers put into the city treasury the town is always for money always running a little deeper in debt and never adopt ing any economies The people of the city or least a majority of them must like the present local government UL MEANS FIGHT ST CATARRH Many diseases may be described 03 a condition stomach and bowel disorders are just a few of the very common ilia due to remedy ta DR HARTMAN LAW WORKS BOTH WAYS Preachers Stopped Sunday Work on School but Cant Ring Bells From the New York Tribune Oswego N ministers of this city started something they didnt expect to when they halted Sunday construction work an the new high school In order to get thes wort finished so that the new building could be used next term the construction company has been working its excavator on Sunday At the last meeting of the Association resolutions were adopted asking the chief of po lice to halt the work The chief was shown an old ordinance in which such work expressly forbidden He accordingly notified the contractors that Sunday labor must stop But there were some people in the city wanted work on the school hurried along They also delved into the old city ordinances and came up triumphantly with section 92 chapter 5 of the laws of the city of Oswego which expressly prohibits the ringing of church bells or school bells for a THATS ALL is TO KEEP THAT OUR HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE HES BEEN HAVENT I GOT ENOUGH TO OO WITH OUT A DOG TO LOOK AFTER Aw PLEASE HE WONT BE ANY TROUBLE TC YOU GEE m HE KIN SET UP AN BE G AN THING PLEASE OtHER KIN KEEP PLEASE I ff INTERNATIONAL CARTOON period longer than onehalf minute traversed Europe for each service L What Professor Palmer and other They a copy of this have attempted cannot be done anco to the chief and he notified the Wives and husbands cannot be out clergymen of the several cities that spoken of one another in print thirty seconds is as long as they may no doubt the ring their bells Most of the church restraint will be removed from thei bells here are of the slow acting pens and then we shall have som variety and thirty seconds means entertaining biographies In th about one clang meantime anyone who desires maj The chief says both ordinances are read in a privately published volum foing to be enforced A MANS LIFE BY HIS WIFE This Kind of Biography or the Re verse Never Successful Wilbur Cross in the Yale Review Lady highly spiced commen 1 on her husband the or wha Pepys put down in cipher after quar rels with his nose h tweaked on two occasions who in turn threatened to his With rec hot tongs This is what we shall gt if the muffler is ever cut out 1 Nor can a son or daughter writ I freely of a father or mother Censuri Nowhere in English is there think a good biography of by would be regarded as impiety and his wife On the 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