Cleaves Penny Gazette (Newspaper) - December 9, 1843, London, Middlesex Vol. 9. common A bee makes journeys a d to ihe hive in a day and Huish that a bee was absent thirty five minutes and a pollen collector about half that The or farina of is doubtless much more accessible than The sime writer observed bees on the Isle of May at the entrance of the Frith of Forth though was no hive kept on the which is distant four miles from the Tnis is an amazing stretch of the element over wbich have to risk of finding food when they and the load they have to return if Were BOt wild bees of the VARIETIES Dunfermline A few days an Individual named Thomas a native of Charlestown was brought to the whose character and history are equally strange and In early life he displayed a singular obstinacy of and the intensity of this feeling has been remarkably displayed in the course of the last twenty-five years of his When but a boy of little more tban ten years of he showed a great partiality to a seafaring and was anxious to get his mother's consent to his becoming a This she would by no means but sternly op. posed the very mention of such a The consequence has that ever since the frustration of his he has secluded himself from the society of his and nas lived for more than years in a small unseen and His a has lived in the apartment right under the and although she has been so near her son as to hold daily conversion with and to put his provisions through a small aperture to jet for maay years at a time she r got a glimpse of The last time she saw him was about years ago It was with considerable difficulty that he was compelled to leave his solitary but after being fairly and on his way to he got iu some measure reconciled to the and to those who had been the means of bringing him out of into His as might have been caused great Lond an official return just presented to the it appears that since the year 1829, no Jess than thousand forming seven and new and have been or ate in the course of in London and its An Unrivalled greatest pedestrian and in the Mensen died lately in of He was b at in and died while on a walking trip to find out the source of toe river and was buried near the grand of that famous At Mayence he once ran on the frozen Rhine at the rate of six leagues an hour and at Frankfort he once started with the moil in full and arrived two minutes before German A. Good Round old named Susy wno lived at in Sower died on the 16th in the 88th year of her having lived to sec tie filth generation of her which exclusive of 170. She bad nine 48 111 great and two great great Thb Lower Classes in is impossible for any Englishman to pas along without being with the aspect of superior comfort which he tees in the lower His eye is seldom offended by the ragged and dirty clothes which meet his vision in the streets of nor aie bis feelings often wounded by the sight of loose i looking creatures in human that are constantly to be seen iu the highways and byways of this Tue humblest persons in Pans with very few decently And there is in their appearance which indicates a degree of contentment and comfort which is not visible among the lo wer Classes of this You see no traces or anxiety ia their And not only do they hut they actually are and and its by the Author of Jonathan's Progress or - An Americas says a Mr. Perkins has invented a compound which he calls a Concentrated Essence of the Sublimated Spirit of A person has only to put a phial of it in his and it will carry him along at rate of fifty miles an hour by merely swallowing three drops when you go to bed at in the morning you will wake up in any part of the world you may choose Young the county of 25 in 100 women marry in 25; in 23; in 23; in 22; in the West Riding of 21; in the East Riding of 11; 10; 10 Devon 9; 9 9. A Steeple Is bad in every point of and useless cruel to oms to and useless in all its except indeed the frequent riddance it makes of A Yankee Diamond -' I calculate I drive a trade with you said a true specimen of the Yankee as he stood at the door of a in you calculate about for you was the sneering ' I guess you need not get buffy about it. here's a real worth two dollars and a you may have them for two * I tell you I don't want any of your so you had better be * 1 I'll bet you five if you make me an offer for ere we'd have a trade replied the placing the money iu the hands of a The Yankee deposited the like when the merchant offered him a picayune for the said the as he quietly tbe ' he with great apparent calculate a j and if you don't want them strops I'll trade them The Merchants countenance ' you're not so bid a after the give me the it said the as he received the strops and passed over the ' A a and now you're wide awake io I guest the next time you trade with that ere you'll do a little better than buy ' Aud away walked the with his strops and his amid the shouts or the laughing c St. Louis Arid The Flight of from the sweep the bees take by the side of a railroad train in we should mi down their pace at about thirty miles an would give feur minutes to reach Ihe extremity ot their DECEMBER 9, 1843. No 321 CATCHING A TARTAR Attorney I've caught the great at De Bring him along with ye Attorney He won't De Then leave him where he is the Attorney He won't let me. HER MAJESTY'S TRIP TO TAMWORTH At the Tamworth Sir Quack Peel State was in readiness to receive her Majesty and her Royal who immediately followed by their down the steps of the station to the carriages which were there in Here an escort of the Tamworth Cavalry were in waiting to escort her Majesty on to Sir Quack their accompanied the royal party on his favourite Extraordinary following is a capital satire on the prevailing style of quack it ' very some of the original ' patent medicine testimonials I be the most ungrateful of were I to delay for a moment to return my heartfelt acknowledgments for the I have derived from your inestimable Before I was so happy as to hear of its miraculous life had long been a burden to me. I was an object no less horrible than piteous to being so entirely or rather from head to with the most virulent blotches and that I to have been called an than a I was at the same time so miserably that my bones rattled audibly as I and my head itself seemed to hang to my shoulders by a In to such a condition was ( on being carried to my own door upon a on my return home after a short absence in the vain search after my wno chanced to meet me in the insisted that had brought me to the wrong for that she had never seen me before The sound of my but too undeceived and I was then conveyed to the bed on which I continued to without stirring hand or for more than thirty During this awful period matters were constantly and rapidly going on with me Irom bad to scarcely an hour passed but some new and still more deplorable disease was added to the comp list of maladies which were devouring me up in a and it was a lucky day when I could say that one or more of my bones had not dropped clean oat of the Sleep at one I had for sixty-nine successive unless I may call by that name a series of brought on by my and the weakness consequent upon my reduced About this the flesh began to drop in large collops from my back and shoulders j and from one hollow which formed exactly beneath my left my heart was absolutely naked and by which my inquisitive surgeon was at my with a living display of the whole process of systole and as I think he called it. In this state of my case having been pronounced absolutely hopeless by every physician in the my friends began to think it was high lime to call your invaluable remedy to my and invaluable indeed it proved to No sooner had I begun to use than the most surprising alteration came while I was swallowing the first 1 could plainly fee to my inexpressible astonishment and that a new and perfect growth of healthy flesh was rapidly forming in every part of the skeleton to which I was now wasted down and before I had taken the I had reason to from certain strange and as if of some hard substance pushing or shooting forth in different that the numerous cavities left by the bones I had were about to be filled up by a new of ossification sure was presently found to be vigorously and prosperously My very shortly became so dangerously that it was reckoned prudent to refuse me a third f wl at my But not to trouble you with too many particulars to must be mere shad of a thousand more extraordinary 1 will simply that by in the course for one week 1 felt not only that every symptom of disease bad absolutely vanished as if by but that I was suddenly I had never been in the best days of my youth and to the most in without the slightest sensation of To express the full extent of my gratitude to my dear sir for this almost is a tasi which I must give up in suffice it to that to Providence your I shall ever acknowledge myself indebted for the felicity I now ' P.S. Please send me without by the next six dozen of the largest boxes of your Scorbutic I have not the smallest apprehension of ever having occasion to use them | THE SWALLOW came iRto our In the spring Their earnest led me at once to suspect that they were looking out a bui but as a carpenter's bench was under the and frequent and planing were going I had hope that they would choose a location under our To my they soon began to build in the crotch of a over the open I was and spent more time in watching them thin 1 people would have It in a beautiful little drama of domestic The and so and her mate was so Never did any couple take more satisfaction with their first nicely arranged drawer of than these did in fashioning their little woven The scarcely ever left the side of the There he all day twittering in tones that were most obviously the outpourings of Sometimes he would bring in a or a to be inwoven in the precious little One day my attention was arrested by a very unusual and I saw him circling round with a large downy feather in his He bent over the unfinished and offered it to hit mate with the most graceful and loving air and when she put up ber to take be poured forth such a gush of gladsome sound It seemed as if pride and affection had swelled his till it was almost tro big for his little The whole transaction was the prettiest piece of fond on both that it was ever ray good luck to ' It was evident that the had formed correct opinions on 'the woman for the incubation he volunteered to perform his share of household Three or four times a day would with coaxing persuade patient mate to fly abroad for food and the moment left the he would take the maternal and give a loud alarm whenever cat or dog came about the He certainly performed the office with far less ease and grace than she it was something ia the style of an old bachelor tending a but nevertheless it showed that bis heart was and his principles rning division of When the young ones came he pursued the and brought at least haif ihe rood for his greedy little But when they became enough to the veriest misanthrope would tavu laughed to watch their I Sub chirping and twittering 1 Such diving down from the and flying up Such wheeling round in talking t the young ones all the wnile Such clinging to the sides of tlie shed with their sharp to show the timid little fledgelings that there was no need ml ing I ' For three days all was carried on with Increasing It was obviously an infant But all their talking and fuss were of no avail The little downy things and then looked and at tne infinity of sunk back into the nest At length the parents grew and As 1 was picking up chips one I found my head encircled with a swarm of flew up to the and chatted away to the young they clung to the looking back tn tell how the thing was done they and and and in a manner perfectly beautiful tn 'The pupils were evidently much They jumped up on the edge of the and and shook their and waved their wings and then hopped back 1 it's pretty but we can t do Three times the neighbours came in and repeated their graceful The third two of the young birds stave a sudden plunge and then fluttered and till they alighted on a small upright And oh such praises as were warbled by the whole troop The air was filled with their joy Some were flying swift as a ray of others were perched on the and the teeth of the multitudes clung to the after the fashion of their pretty and two were in most graceful on a pendent while memory shall I forget that swallow party I have frolicked with blessed Nature and often but above all her spoke into my inmost like the glad voices of little That beautiful family continued to be our playmates until the falling leaves gave token of approaching For some the little ones came home regularly to their rest at I was ever on the watch to welcome and count that none were A sculptor might have taken a lesson in his art from those little creatures perched so gracefully on the edge of their clay-built fast asleep with heads hidden under their folded Their was If I hung my gown on a I found a little swallow perched on the If I took a nap in the my waking eyes were greeted by a swallow oa the in the summer twilight they flew about the in search of and sometimes lighted on chairs and I almost thought they knew how much I loved But at last they flew away to more genial with a whole troop of relations and It was a deep pain to that 1 should never know them from other and that they would have no recollection of Child s Letters from New FROM INTENDED ROY our own reporter Prince Albert instructions to pack up the coat of hut his 11th Huisar and bis Doctor of Civil Law's Majesty takes de nuit and a At luff the Q leen Albert will visit the and probably buy mugs with suitable inscriptions for the three We have seen a white one with a gold inscribed c My which will perhaps be for the Prince of In the royal party will visit the hosiery and perhaps buy in socus for the approaching The Spas at Derbyshire it is furnish materials for the Toyal nursery ' At the Mayor aud Town Council are making every preparation to receive her and suite It is therefore expected that the royal patty will not go The draft copy of Derby address bas teen already seut up to a celebrated law stationer in It has been teat back to have a few repairs done the Seasonable understand that a party of benevolent individuals have taken Covent Garden Theatre as a refuge for during the ensuing The Money is said to be which accounts for there being no bard cash to be got in any The would have been freely done by the Tenant's if the Government broker had not checked the operations by in at the Heme Bay with the new debenture on the old is nominally quoted but its real value has been ascertained to be 00, and there has since been one transact oa at 000. Hunger ford Suspension at length appointed as the month during which this bridge may Le The first of April was originally suggested as the most appropriate but the uncertainty implied in tbe term caused that agreeable month to be finally fixed The proprietors only want 10,000 persons per day to pass over the in order to clear tbe If 10 02q should pais it is calculated that at a toll of a each there will be a set profit of ten It is thought by that tbe close competition at where the foot toll is only one will render it for ihe Tariff to be so as to let the public pais at three Ribstone This is a to decide there is to be a of shareholders on the the default of a to be taken at low water precisely. DIALOGUES ON Q. How many liquids are there besides the usual liquids known as I m n r A. The other liquids are T and doable Q. Why is an adjective like a drunken man A. Because it cannot stand Q. Why is a royal invitation like a preposition A. Because it cannot be Q. How many parts of speech are there t A. It depends upon the who may sometimes divide his speech intc several and sometimes show a total want of parts in speaking it. LAMENT ON THE RESIGNATION OF MR. Oh we never see him His course official's Our ears are now forbid to brar Each old familiar From joke to joke they now The set And when they win a tley think That Hobler we They bid us seek in Magnay The wit that none cau - But e'en with Laurie on the Dull work it now must 'Tis true that we can hear no moie Tne joke that always let Tbe court and public iu a But how can we They tell us he's retired And placed upon full pay They hint that he is But heed not what they Like be struggles hard For One who has joked as he has j Tbe habit can't A Sensible Choice -One day the Emperor Paul I. was surrounded by a numerous among whom were many Russian and Count his favourite ' Tell abruptly asked he of the ' why you not a prince a moment's at this singular Count replied ' Will your Imperial Majesty permit me to you the true reason -' It h because my who came from Tartary to settle in arrived here in the winter and what had the season of the year to do with the title that was given him ' your Majesty when a made his first appearance at it was the custom for the sovereign to give him the choice between a fur cloak and the title of My ancestor arrived during a very severe and had the good sense to prefer the laughed heartily at this and turning to the princes who were * said ' you may congratulate yourselves thet your ancestors did not arrive in winter
