Cleaves Penny Gazette (Newspaper) - October 21, 1843, London, Middlesex VARIETY & 21, 1843f THE of Original and adapted fer WIFE AND THE PAIR OF A famous from his Tor witty tricks and for * Once roamed about a country in hii hand a pair Of That they were ht lad never once had they been wore Upon the From what he said there was no doubt But that the shoes were very Indeed he swore they'd ne'er wear Let them be trod in how they To heir this fellow talk and ' A gaping crowd soon gathered round Swallowing the very words he For none with questions could confound ' says ' I crary here A pair of shoes for him to wear Who will upon the gospel swear Hii lawful wife he does not that fierce disarming Made many of them turn quite At if the possessed Indeed there was not one that could Swear even by his flesh and blood Hii had not Again the shoes the fellow in all was disappointment and ' Some time length a clown Who said he nothing ' the fellow you have a wife f ' I and love her as my She's dresses tight and And I think the very shoes I've seen Will Her * You're the wag speaking truth ' Upon my soul I an't afeard of The bumpkin and with a frown Offered to back his answer with a Then swear quoth the ' upon this John doff d his and straight the oath he took And with and goggle He scratched his and the thou the the wag replied ' For thou dost certainly deserve But to preserve Let me advise you you take Of this patent And freely use The liquid it will make about the ' Odds rabbit it 1' Look d at his and scratched his ' Why what's the matter V gravely the now I think if I take the And hap to my pocket with the What then T friend my dame Would give me what she calls & John now becomes the public Popping the shoes into a Go home and let thy courage be And learn from my it is my That any Whether he lives in poverty or Before he puts those shoes upon his Shall what makes the married man The a poor honest country Not on a to meet The Vicar home returning Master the Vicar * still as wise as ever f The people in the village say That you are Master as to I beg you'll right conceive I donna still I know A thing1 or believe I'll try your the Vicar ' For learning what Which soon you'll prove it right or By solving ma a ' Noah of old three babies Or grown up and they were who was father ' and scratched his ' That dees my wits But homeward I'll ' And ax nty To Gilet ha went and put the With circumspect ' Thou cried * I'll make To tby dull children has Tom Or cattle and they are Now who Is Harry's father ' Ad rat honest Hodge ' Right well I know yoor Who's Harry's father gr Why by jin Away he ran to meet tba priest With all his might and good insta ' Noah of old three Or grown up and who was It answer like 1 kne tne j. ARRIVAL OF THE GREAT BEAR'S I've gone slop into the trying to get into windows only got mf Mouse kow noma sold it I X Vua to I toria will show him all P 8 brought a Bag for and out of my suppose while the animal m w and in the that the brute may carry 'em back to own 4. beers and for their especial T No. sR THE PILLOW OF ' Mary blushed crimson aad started forward with an impulse to prevent the but when she saw that her royal visitor bad only secured a seat without exposing the bed or the cushion concealed on she became more for it was no uncommon thing for Catherine to visit the chamber of her whom she ever treated with that familiarity and kindness due to a favourite Catherine did not seem to observe the embarrassment or answers with which her gentle inquiries were but she continued to converse gently and with that easy flow of words which could command at for duration of half an Bat occasionally | which he all thronged umo ope leas embarrassed than the young queen might have Bnd ahe De for apprehensively and in Catherine de Medicis saw the boy as he beneath her carefully guarding his precious She smiled net as she did when surrounded by the courtiers of Henry bat her face took one of cold sneering smiles that sometimes haunted it in but only in ' He wiU sleep on it or my Rose of Scotland has less influence than I she let us hope that his rest may be long and If Mary Stuart was rendered sad by the completion of her how much deeper was the gloom that fell on that young heart when she remembered the interview which she had promised to the the pain she would inflict the observed that she moved ber hands restlessly among the folds of velvet that almost enveloped till at last an opening obtained which commanded a glimpse of the pillow lying behind with the through the aperture through which they The moment this was complained of a slight and asked for a drop of the that stood on Mary's toilet Mary rose to obtain the vase of perfumed water pointed That instant Catherine's hand was thrust through the curtains and buried deep in the When she withdrew it a tiny flask of crystal was in its and with fragments of dead clinging to its damp An open casement was close at the empty vial flashed through and when Mary tamed from her bearing the she only observed that the face of Catherine de Medicis was paler than she had ever seen it and that her Land shook as she received the vase and some of its over her and as one eager to relieved from ' It was a sudden and will soon go said the Queen of rising from the bed with a slight shudder and replacing the vase of on tbe ' Good my fair roBe of but this room seems let your women open another ma And with these lightsome words she departed to her The moment she alone Mary once more resumed th e task so pleasant and so often but as she the cushion where it bad been left it seemed to stronger and more subtle than she hid before was emitted from the The she had to perforin occupied scarcely sensation crept over her even dung open the easement for more 1 For three entire weeks Mary had been occupied on that single thinking of ber lover all and yet herself was not Hot him she weaving a thought of Kite with wry bod that glowed upon but never herself to that his crest conid be embroidered there by her own willing and toil of mental had resolved at aN risks and every hazard to follow the sweet impulses her to renounce the royal alliance by and seek in her own rude aad with a subject regal by the happiness caa only be secured to woman through the And now that the task was those crests woven and die tassels of threaded emeralds and seed pearls fastened to aach she was hesitated to no 1 but it was occupation something that net new thoughts bud leaf and bud seemed a kindred whispering Of Shi was almost sorrowful that her sweet sMary the cushion on ber and placing her it wrota a few melodious and touching lines of she fastened bar note amid rich embroidery with a ruby and carefully enveloping the sent it by bar page to tbe Scottish Mary was in her when the dauphin He was very pale and walked as if a severe illness had just enfeebled his When Mary arose and stepped forward to greet him he took her in both his and gazed in her till the eyes which read ber look grew more intensely mournful and filled with ' I require no he said nothing more than that sweet troubled look to convince my heart of entire * Forgive said Mary and the teats broke through those thick lashes as she bent and kissed the trembling hands that clasped forgive me 1' * What have 1 to forgive V replied in a tone which he vainly tried to render and gentle it always ' What should I That you love another were no one ever ever can love as I God grant that none may suffer as I have since last night 1 What shall I forgive f If the human heart created its own then would you be But is this so t Can I with the utmost effort wrest tbe deep feelings which are killing me from my soul And if a do how should it be expected of one so gentle and I this is a severe bear with but have nothing to Forgive me rather that I have so long tortured you with feelings that must which you have hated ' da not say disgust with I have never felt never known a feeling that was not kind and affectionate ' A you would replied Francis in a broken ' Alas I hatred were better than not as a but better a thousand said carried away by the warmth of hsr feelings and eager to prevent it was tbe reproaches of my own so so the making a strong effort to subdue the emotion that shook hla what are your plans t How eta I them f How prove the earnest and most powerful of my that of promoting happiness f it be to away this hind wilt la the is our turning very and speaking wift is our wiak leave To leave repeater the in a voice of utter d ll i -J * not be happy for their Every way it would be Francis covend his face and remained but evidently much - ' We fear opposition front yoor from the and would depart but how to escape how to elude the keen eye of Catherine de I tremble to think of ouri Have said the in a firmer voice and uncovering her pale be your to tbe They will suspect that betrothed one who loves you as his own would aid yon to J from hia for dauphin's eye and a slight colour broke into his but both indications of disturbed feeling vanished almost as soon as they ' But not as you love he clasping her hand till it pained and speaking almost in a ' Not as you love Mary turned away her head and ' I will not deceive she murmured in a voice low and broken as his dare Maty could not go she felt the hand which held hers begin to and even through the tears that blinded how deadly pale he The dolphin was obliged to draw her toward a for his limbs and he felt that hit strength was giving ' Go he said but still in a broken say that in words which I have hardly yet found courage to a to my own feeling in every nerve that you love 1 yet tremble to hear it God 1 until this day guessed what poisoned arrows words and looks may ' Do not talk so so pleaded the lug did I speak V he in a that was almost Tax deputation of chiefs warriors from one of the tribes of Indians located on the lands at the head of Lake was in New sn roufs to the Court of Queen to lay before the Queen certain grievances tinder which their people are The following account of them is from the New York veritable and rugged sons of the with the wives of their two principal come fully equipped and appointed with all the paraphernalia of Ac. The venerable at the head of the deputation is nearly TO years being the oldest warrior of his and having fought frontiers during the war between Great Britain and the United both his and himself have enjoyed the highest favour and confidence of the British A difference having existed for some between and the Upper those warriors have delegated to lay their grievances before the Queen in Their locality is at tbe head of Lake the moat remote and isolated of any of the tribes of American It party of this tribe that accompanied Captain Back in part of his celebrated to the North Pole in search of his friend Having never lived near the shore of the every object connected with civilisation is a matter of great curiosity to Their interpreter that their astonishment beholding a for the first time was and that in descending the locks of the Erie they went through a variety of heathen ceremonials to propitiate tbe Evil who they firmly believed had an agency in causing the waters to sink or rise over hills What their wonder will be in witnessing the scenes of a or the exploits of the circus remains to be They objects of great and in fact the only Indians from that remote region of country that have ever been among or that in all probability ever will visit these parts brig Lord on bar voyage ia the end of last month frony the West Indies to suddenly sprang a leak without any apparent It waa considered adviseable to reluct to and on cargo being taken put and the vessel it was found that the damage was occasioned by a sword The sword ar the of the tsh hid passed through the copper then through tbe planking in a slanting direction to the extent of five and also aboat eight or tea into the dead wood of the leaving an opening in tba planking in each side sufficient to admit band of a A pleas of the sword retain td by the Captain ia six laches aad and a half lichee of solid bat a longer place remains in the The strength of the must be very and it may have been the cause of lots ef several Tiw vessel referred te was carried lata put with vary great A or the base of Mount near the lake ef in the vicinity of stands a villa of great and and of the proprietor of which baa been compelled to abandon and this neither by tbe scourge of not of fby no of by no love of bat simply by the inroads of sn numerous swarm of vipers in its This tribe of siace the work of Vontana on tbe and hit experiments on its has regained its ancient is annually increasing in this favourable migrating and those of Mount Salvador take their departure when the summer beats become and swim in columns across the to the cool and shady woods of tba There they remain until lata in the and return to the tunny aide of where they pan the winter and the Mount In their coil and twist themselves together into from which their peeping heads to tbe whole mass the appearance of the bead op sample of oats of the Tartarian left at our office It was grown on tbe Mr. W. 6. of and while of the stalks was from four to over the entire j the average produce on the various specimens exhibited to was from 150 to 180, and even to 1*4 grains on each The advantage of oats of this description that they will stand on ground so as to inevitable lodgment of common and Neat Winter and aa old man of tbe name of of 76, time ago appeared at the with a girl of 1>, as his intended while ber two yean thither by Martin's aged 19. the old man has a brother in a and a sister in his spouse must submit to the venerable epithet of grandmother from ber elder and young man may address the damsel of 17 as his grandmother or at pleasure while his wife may aa her Just by reason of mature the of her or may be called upon to exercise all the docility of a granddaughter towards Bawling a several strange ad and very narrow escapes from other gigantic had succeeded in doing so he could not Col. now perceived through the trees two large black moving in tbe very narrow path just before and here he had again no but if possible to pass in the same way that passed the They soon saw or heard and to his horror he found himself in a moment almost within the grasp of two large terrific which made at aad in so furious a that be had scarcely time to call upon God to save html By some moans or other he the hug of the first but he was hopeless of being able to avoid or escape from the claws and frightful teeth displayed ia the extended jaws of the when a kind of for which he could not caused him to raise hit aad to aim a blow at the monster with the battle which hsr still held in his striking against the teeth of the was dashed to pieces with a great and the braady flying into the mouth aad eyes of tbe astonished so frightened him is well as his growling thay both made off into the its 6eyl*Vh
