Cleaves Penny Gazette (Newspaper) - July 9, 1842, London, Middlesex 39. OF VARIETY & JULY 9, 1842. J No. 247, ARRIVAL OF THE KING and queen of the mein friend how you I gome for tee and for look at tow dem ll 1 ym that you have to tee otter of AN ILLUSTRATED FUNNY EDITED AND ILLUSTRATED BY in mercy 8pabe VB if we do our make as much WASTE PAPER as the A REVIEW OF m MIDDLESEX COURT OF the TALLYMAN AND HIS LADY HER MAJESTY GIVING HER TO THE INCOME TAX AGAINST HER J Brown was ' fat and or rather more ' Tall and And like a Roman was her is. Grundry answered to one of Pharaoh's lean the vinegar would value soch a acid nothing to It. si Mrs. pranking I shouldn't this nasty if so pe she hadn't called Pray keep said Mr. is the claim as what is it Brown wiped away about a a half of prime Leicester tallow that Was iltm her and proceeded as my a and Mrs. husband's in a pork and so Tich we lives same and was like Sisters till sich times as we little Sr. And pray how did that Mrs. said Mrs. again applying a mainsail to her broad expanse of ' It was as Good Old Mr. the called tuppence from and two and tuppence from Minis for Two cotton at Sr. The same you lave No. we pawned both of at Mister in the moment that we got - -' Dubois your husbands knew a i bitos chimed in without the taking butyls Two and same knocks three knocks for third pair of Down coma Missis says werry short this and must leave it titi aays j sic So must 1,' says I. laughter here nearly wise one of the With that the tallyman ups ' This won't and I shall take out a against boff your jest With that I You're a and sells nothin but ' and slams the door in hit 1 very natural said Mr. at the tame ' time requesting one of the officers of the court to awaken one of the jurymen whose nasal music was of any order but that of I turns round Mrs. I turns to Missis and I ses to her ses of ' here come of your for seal of if ve don't satisfy that tallyman ve have a precious Mrs. Grundry immediately makes answer and we better git some more things upon vich 1 ' I didn't like to lay under any more not to no Then Grundry ' she dart there Has a ray of keeping tallyman and I vos no better nor art la upon Tich 1 up and asked her for the two and tuppence as I'd paid for her the ysek before to the and then she dared and I vont I and I've been as good as my 1" Mr my you've got into this is indeed a bit of the tally What do you say to all Mrs. Mrs. Grundry * Nothing at only I shan't pay that's she ought to be ashamed of Mrs. ' And so you Mrs. And you may tell my as soon as you You say ' I'm no better nor I ought to and 1 il make you prove your tallyman tomes up stairs to me. ' because you lives down retorted Mrs. that's the of laughter ind I shall let your know all about said 'the representative of Poll ' he comes if I cotches talking to my replied the 1 of ' git This instructive case was and in ten minutes both under some discretionary clause of their in a quartern of Booth's the prea enlightens the the sticking butcher Noodle will remain in happy ignorance the cutting butcher until some sunshiny morning with an invitation to breakfast in the of And thus does woman stoop to In any shape or any And seek the aid of ' tick and Without the means wherewith to does a resemble the Hero of Waterloo it's a Well 'un Why are Abbotts the greatest dunces in the world Because they never get further than their Rodney Why is an auctioneer like a man with an he is always When is a hen moit likely to When she is in Ernest are cowardly soldiers like butter When exposed they Vi to sign jfo or I shall SWEATING A J child's marble might have been in the deadly No the counsel said He thought he'd found the matter For some child's have made The traitor's pistol clatter Now mind that marbles are not In your son's pockets sticking out- of the boy a queen May his skill in picking Is it the positively last of a dramatic Star will be the end of his h it likely when you get into the omnibus at the Bank that you will arrive at in the time in which you could have pedestrianised the distance twice THE LAST OF THE THE FLUE FALL FRoM THE HEIGHT OF The Maid No more shall the of England sing ' in the morning Nor strike the at on top they 'Neath the sun of a northern This vds the lament an old faker * As he sat on a sack of So doleful he as he his O'er the madness of poor Oh vere are the sons of my sable That vere bom for the scraper and brush is the chance of any more stag 1 Good bye to the pewters of Vere I kicks and loud my up that werry spot Now the machine vorks a In 'the poor vorking CITY CHAPTER OF Sir was I who put a stop to the Had ii not been for wax well known that am shall make an enquiry into that ww too sharp was very active in an under in STATE OF THE in the FASHIONS FOR I these blouses are capital inventions in the art of you in the event of any swell cove out of being minus of a like or too tn his exchequer to buy He can get a blouse for 6d., and think but what merely for a cooler in he streets during the hot - 1C Board and Lodgings for tingle in the healthy neighbourhood of An Omnibus passes every day from er Is it the young Prince can lead than the life of a since he is already tn Important to Picayune ladies who read the newspapers are observed to possess winning most amiable and invariably make good young medical ' walking the till duly licensed to hunters of low billiard rooms and sixpenny raffish swaggerers in and are generally fond of smoking their cigars in the not indeed from any pleasure which it affords but from an opinion that it gives them a ' buckish The sight of a slim tallow-faced young with a dirty shirt and a pair of drills to looking as if he were about to puke when he takes his cigar out of his mouth to as he struts along Piccadilly or the is almost enough to excite tbe risible of a and to act sympathetically as an emetic on the of a decent YOUR Vide Roebuck to There scarce was one in all the ' But shrank to hear that name Not orie that dared to fling aside The burning brand of The veriest curs have sense of Seared at their own No member rose throughout the To vindicate his Steange but old lady in the west of twenty successive years had darned stockings with the Fame in so used was the needle to its frequently on the old lady's leaving the it would continue to darn without When the old lady the needle was found by her and for a long time no one could thread nor could discover what obstructed the until by microscopic they observed a tear in the eye of it. THE BEWILDERED A poor Scotch surveyor once visited a gentleman who had a great penchant for that mischievous species of humour called and who thought Sawney a fit subject for an oft repeated experiment of this The Scotchman was treated with extreme he was helped to every thing to hit never allowed to stand full or empty fpr one The potations were suspended not and only the cloth laying and after were resumed renovated The entertainer was the by the liquor seemed to no other effect upon than upon any other vessel It was not so with his Scotch who was by this time much farther advanced upon the cruise intoxication than half seas In this state he was conducted to his fine lofty Gothic with a bedstead that seemed coeval with the We say that was by no means the it being in reality a modern piece of It was of dark with its four posts extending completely to the ceiling of the The was not than the the to enable the party ii get into The with a. good deal of was soon and had in this place of All party then good and removing the candle for fear Upon the of outside the so acted upOn by a that it ascended slowly and smoothly through the until it came within or three feet of the The of the Scotchman wis the signal for touching the and he wis soon at the proper The servants required no to moment the house was in an cries of ' were heard in different A pile of shavings was set in a blaze opposite the where Sawney The landlord's voice was continually heavens 1 save the poor Scotch if the flames have got i nto the room under At this moment we beard him and bellow A sudden silence took every light was and the whole house seemed to be buried in the most profound The Scotchman's voice could alone be roaring out in the high dialect of his country for At two of the men in their entered the with a candle just and as if immediately aroused from their first They found him sprawling upon the ' 0 what is the matter with you ' Matter says hq ' isn't the house on fire ' Not at What was the reason of the cry of sir you must have been there's not so much as a mouse and his honour and the whole family have been asleep these three The Scotchman now gave up all credit in the testimony of his own ' I must been and hurt myself by falling out of the Hurt not much I the bed is so and by this time it had been made to descend to first The poor Scot was quite quite ashamed of disturbing the begged a thousand accompanied the servants to the closed it after and was left ones more in the But the last act of the pantomime was not yet The spring had been immediately touched upon closing the and the bed was soon beyond the reach of the He was heard groping and uttering frequent ejaculations of He easily found the but it was in vain he could endeavour to get in. He moved his hands up and His leg was often lifted by way of stepping always encountered the floor upon its He uttered exclamations of not but for fear of again disturbing the He concluded himself to be in the possession of some evil In when it was by his that he had given up the task as andj had disposed of himself upon one of the the bed was allowed to slide down and in the morning Sawney could not but express at not being able to find it in the FOE li lying in the RiTer with her Passengers and Cargo on that fast galling the Little Ship is remarkable for rapidity in tacking and daring sudden shifts of has abundance of Cotton Twist and Yarn on and a supply of Poor Law Dietary for the Inhabitants of the Country to which she b Boom for a few more Corn Law on immediate For freight or apply to Jump Crow and Le or to the Commander on men are a bustling remarkable for their self-conceit and cool They are always nestling themselves into ever and anon they are becoming candidates for the office of town commissioner of or or some other place of by which they wil gain greetings in the market place and become entitled to the uppermost seats at men are generally remarkably loquacious and love to hear the melody of their most sweet at dinners they are constantly rising and proposing and at public meetings some man is sure to on his and raise an uproar by proposing an or 937999
