Cedar Rapids Tribune (Newspaper) - January 22, 1909, Cedar Rapids, Iowa Two Quart Seamless V Syringe for One Year A snap while they last PHARMACY 100 AVENUE WEST I THE BEST OF EVERYTHING IN SEASON Just One Question Mr Why Dont You EAT AT THE ONE MINUTE CHOP HOUSE 113 First Avenue Regular Meals 25 cents 21 Meal Ticket Packages Used in Cedar ids past year oz Be Good UNION MADE TOR PIPE OR CIGARETTE For Sale by All Dealers Telephone No 135 jr Estimates Furnished Promptly BOILER Bridge Jail Work Fire Escapes Architectural Iron Work Automatic and Slide Valve Engines Boilers Pumps Heaters Injectors Shafting Pulleys Hangers and Belling Corner 4th Si Ave CEDAR RAPIDS IOWA THE OWL DRUG CO 3rd Ave and 2nd St A bottle of While Pine and Tar Cough and Cold Cure for If you are not pleased with this after the bottle has been used return the empty bottle and get your money back A Clean Store Registered Pharmacists Accommodating Clerks I Protect Your Records AND SECRET SOCIETIES PERMIT THEIR SECRETARIES TO KEEP RECEIPTS FROM HEADQUARTERS DESKS AXI BOXES IX THE A PRACTICE KOIl PER YEAR YOU MAV SECURE A DEPOSIT DRAWER AT THE AMERICAN TRUST SAVINGS BANK MASONIC TEMPLE i P I R B I A T It A N 1 O JI By the Man About Town I There is a guy in our And he is wondrous wise Every time he takes a drink Ho swells nil with Its this and that And here and there i his tiresome Choke the blooming air He in the barroom He in the hall He In the springtime And he in the fall Ho in the morning And as shades of night grow Those who know him best assert He in his sleep Funny how dialects change in a person To illustrate we overheard a hamfat actor pronounce it the other night When we knew him around the old Walnut street gym in Cincinnat twenty years ago he used to say vcr my and fadder came by Yorrick 1 vas a liddle fellar Tired feet in a switch shanty on a hot summer night are attar of roses compared lo the fetid fumes fizzing from that fierce frazzle that from finish to front of the Majestic this week We can't just what page its on hut there is a on tlie hooks of Iowa for- bidding the accumulating of money under false pretenses And hero's r time when it ought to he enforced the cleverest of all stage tramps and the peer of any stage acrobat is the undisputed hit of the His ers forwards and exceedingly diffi- cult handstands are so cleverly funny that competitors are unable to stea his act or any part of it is more than we generally aim to say favorably of any hurts lo do it but there's nothing in his act to Dorothy Vaughn is working a nice single but she walks on and off as if she couldn't find her dinner bucket She's galled like Nell Flaherty of tl Bit Take it from us Dal This Jack Johnson Is going lo he the white man's burden for many a day The old Republican building ed by Mike Ford is nearly ready for occupancy f The Sunday Inquires of The Tribune what that Second nue saloon has done for the Nothing that wo know of hut just as much as tile Montrose hotel bar lucked off in an alley and run contrary to a strict tiou of tlie mulct law That isn't the 01 up the Eagles have had Nor will II he tlie last never fear Surest sign of spring is the poster that Mondays and Tuesdays at the Red Barn balance of week at home We are makin oot thank ye for Nat Goodwill may do all these things and he may not do them but whether or no a slant at a late ture of his new wife indicates that the sucker has a good good eye It is many a has missed out on copping two in a row like Maxine Elliot and the rich Tlie Turk stopped peddling rugs long enough to stand on hi nut and incidentally acquire a few soft megs The carnival opens next Monday with the hen as the principal attraction It will be remembered that the an- nouncement that this famous bird would appear at the Rapids show was exclusively made in this column Every time wo hear name pronounced it reminds ns of he time we had diphtheria and made us gargle If it lakes two tinhorn gamblers to make oite how many cloos It take lo reate that in the back yard f the octopus Talk about Go lown to the chicken show and hear the studs chortle next week Blimp spiel Its great Say Vic just take Murdock or whoever did ft off to one side and him quietly hut forcibly that were once a whoop ruhon and tnow how to clem and If he springs another God help the dishes STREETS BELONG TO THE PEOPLE DEMAND TRANSFERS OX EMPHATICALLY ENDORSES OUR POSITION Details and In- consistencies cessions fd Ordinance Was Of Coo to Pay Double Cedar Rapids Iowa Jan 21 1809 If you will allow me I wilt ask for some space in your columns to inform tlic people ot dar Rapids what the west side Dle who live along or near the dar Rapids and Iowa City electric line think concerning the granting of a franchise to any railroad either steam or electric that will use our streets and avenues for personal fit Streets the People We firmly believe that the streets belong to the people and should be used for the benefit of the people We also believe there should be street cars where the people get the greatest good out of them But we do not believe our city council should grant one single foot of lo any street car system until the two systems will give transfers from one line to the other We do not believe that one foot of privilege should be given to any street car system until that talked of loop is made a fact tilings the patrons of thr two street ear systems demand from our city commissioners We know that the steady growth of this the best city In Iowa will n ten years be better than thousand and the company which els control of our streets and nues will reap a handsome profit to the individuals who have invested their money in the street ear busi ess When this system is ed nothing be allowed like 15 pound to the yard rails are getting ourselves shaken np enough on a much heavier rail now C R M street railway should he given the franchise only when they will satisfy the city of Cedar Rapids that the loop is working and that a can ride from Central Park or Bever Park to Linnwood or Avondale for 5 cents and likewise from wood or Avondale to any terminal iu the city of the Cedar Rapids and Marion line for y cents We are without an exception ng people in this section of Cedar Our hank accounts are smalt and as long as we consent to these impositions by those in control of wealth just that long will we remain poor We eun ride from O avenue west to Alarion for 12 cents If we go from Avondale to the Mercy or St Luke's hospital its 10 cents If we live a student in Coe college from this part of town as some of us have and when compelled to ride a car home it costs 20 cents a day ing the student does not come borne at noon Its too much and should not be allowed and we expect our commissioners to act for Die people 1 not for corporations or WEST Robert Ellis celebrated bis second birthday Tuesday Dor over a century he has been a resident of this city Ho has grown old but the full use of his mental and is physically the superior of many a man twenty years his ior nut belter than all this Is the ligh esteem and admiration in which he is held by the entire city merited jy a long career in our midst red by no dishonorable act or blur or blemish Mine Horrors vs Shakes Washington Trades The Aggregate of mine disasters in this country would compare favorably vith a first-class earthquake Armstrong All Winter Clothing Now at Close-Out Prices can take your choice of any winter suit or overcoat in our stock now at a reduction distinctly worth com- ing for We have cut the very life out of offering values that should prove if you need clothing and have any re- gard whatever for quality and economy For a good selection come tomorrow CQ Cfl For men's and U U young men's suits and overcoats worth up to CM Q CO For men's and 4 I young men's suits and overcoats worth up to tf 1 C Cfi For men's and I young men's suits and overcoats worth up to 1 FROM HART SCHAFFMER MARX AT A GREAT SACRIFICE Beads aJl Records PAST EXPERIENCE HAS TAUGHT MEN WHO KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT WHEN WE TISE A SPECIAL PURCHASE 1 C For Hart I overcoats worth up to Q CO For Hart Schaffner I Marx overcoats worth up to Use Eclipse The Union Label Hour Made Here in Cedar Rapids Anchor Mill Company Xo Unionists in Washington Trades r unions ho a terrific menace o our institutions We notice ever lhat just now one of their chief unctions IK to levy of members who are working to raise unds for relief of those unemployed Yon will find very few unionists in he bread line of the Salvation Notice to Secretaries Election of officers should lie ro- to The Tribune at once In or that tlie directory mny be kept Wo would feel grateful f a complete report of all elections nd the warmness thereof lie In- G LOFTUS PAINTER PAPER HANGER AND INTERIOR DECORATOR ALL KINDS GOLD ELECTRIC AND ORNAMENTAL SIGNS A SPECIALTY Strictly Union Shop SECOND AVE AND FIFTH ST Magnus Brewing Co Home Brew CHAS LAGE Pres Cedar Rapids