Algona Advance (Newspaper) - February 15, 1906, Algona, Iowa THE ALGONA VOLUME FEBRUARY NUMBER A MOTHERLY WOMAN Hinchon Yearns For One Who Is Sixty Years Old Whew Whew WANTS A WARM NEST EGG Being in Need of Friends He Wants Someone to Soothe Him to Sleep A lady 50 or 00 years of age who is capable of taking charge or a house hold in a motherly way and who would like a position of that might find a good place by getting in to correspondence with the So our highly esteemed and dearly beloved brother on state street de sires to a If all re ports are true he will find John shows his usual good sense in not wanting one of those young flip but one near his own 50 or When he meets what an affectionate greeting there will yum peaches and If we can get a snap shot Kodak on them well have the picture made for the From his advertisement it will be seen he is looking for one in a motherly Whew Isnt that rich He wants one who would like a position of that Holy smoke why does he want a house keeper that is motherly It must be that he wants to crawl up in her lap and snuggle down to everlasting He yearns to be told some baby stories While looking up into the face of his 60 year old nurse he could sing Rock me to sleep mother and Devil take the By all means let all the old widows and grass widows get into correspondence with the Courier and write letters of acceptance to the editors loving John will be at the post with a bushel basket to receive Out of pure love for our much ad mired brother we publish his ad so that as many as possible of those who want the job Hinchon has to let may see We urgently request that all who write to him giving reasons why they cannot accept his should send copies of their letters to this We shall ex a dozen or and when they come we will publish them and thus give our readers some interesting Sun day afternoon A friend in Chicago wrote to us a couple of months ago saying that he had seen in a matrimonial paper a notice of an man who wanted a warm nest From the description and business as given of the man our friend said he felt sure it was Hinchon who was We wrote for a copy of the paper that contained the warm nest egg but have not yet received Since Johns which appears at the head of this has been published we are of the opinion that our friends conclusions are If our esteemed brother will wait till Easter he may be able to get all the warm nest eggs he supper event an enjoyable These annual gatherings are looked forward to with much as they are the public meetings of the One week from this evening will be the big event and it will be agood The supper and the program will both be Get ready to at tend and help make the occasion one that will do honor to the boys who wore the The following is Supper to be served at doors to be open at After supper program as follows Invocation Song Marching through Everybody Short talk by Solo by Miss Pearl Short talk by Song A Thousand by old Short talk by Recitation by Miss Ethel Short talk by Short talk by Closing song Everybody LINCOLN THE LEADER Holmes Tells Mow He Was Raised Up to Save the Broken ROOSEVELT LEADER NOW The and Company Attend Services Will Doctors Legislate It is rumored that three Kossuth county doctors will be candidates for If there is anything that needs doctoring it is our legislature and It is time it re some Moni No Truth In Last week the Courier pub an item stating that a brother of Grandma had been married in Stowe requested us to state that there is no truth in this Pine will remain in California until fall and will then return to Mon So Near the North Pole Twenty below zero was the record of the temperature here Monday lowest point reached yet this Monroe Williams had some interesting reading matter for that cold morning in the form of a local paper published down in the hill country of southwest Missouri and re porting a lishing City Makes life now as safe in that city as on the higher Good who resides on Button in needs no sea wall for He writes 1 have used Kings New Discovery for Consumpt ion the past live years and it keeps me well and Before that time I had a cough which for years had been growing Now its Cures chronic Croup Whooping Cough and prevents Pleasant to Every bottle guaranteed at Conner Gos drug Price and Trial bottle Has Closed Her Engagement Miss May Farley arrived home Saturday Miss Farley closed her engagement with the Temple Quartette at Port Huron but may join them in the BEAN SUPPER It Will Be Rendered at the Armory Thursday Evening February The old veterans of the Post have completed all arrangements to make their bean Good looks bring Friends care more for us when we meet them with a smiling bright eyes sparkling with comes by Baking which Rocky Mountain Tea 35 BLOODED STOCK FOK Those wishing to buy Aberdeen An gus or Duroc brood will do well to call on Plum Creek Center Phone No 1 on D FOR Des Moines incubators and twa all nearly AVill sell at onehalf cost FOK SALE AT A As my new residence is nearing com I will sell my present residence on Call streat on reasonable Call and investigate FOB My Duroc Jersey herd Also a few spring boars and some tine tared 22tf JOHN No Home is Complete Without a Supply of Gold Medal Flour There is absolutely no brand on the market that is Every sack guaranteed to give The Lincoln services at the Con church Sunday morning were attended by a large crowd of The the and company attended in a While the audience was con Benjamin at the pipe organ played several airs that were born into existence during the one of the most inspiring being The Union The special music arranged for the occasion was feelingly rendered by the Holmes based his sermon on the text found in Joshua I be thou strong and very He began by saying that men like to be and next to that they like to be led by a competent leader in whom they can repose their confi He believes that Providence prepares certain persons to be the leaders of the people to direct them when a crisis comes upon a History substantiates his theory by furnishing many notable No matter how difficult the problems of governmental affairs some one specially fitted to adjust the difficulties always makes his appear ance in time to bring regulated order out of Oliver Cromwell in the opinion of the speaker was raised up to perform a mighty and he did it to the betterment of Then again when the foundation stones of the re public were being shaken on account of the wicked institution of and the American congress was but little better than a beer Abra ham the Illinois backwoods appeared on the scene as the leader to settle a gigantic dispute in a question of moral right and No one could foresee his com He came with the eter nal principle and his leadership was accepted by common He was in close touch with the common people and they felt his strong arm on them for After referring to the many gifts of nature which Lincoln poet orator and Holmes proceeded to show that new occasions should teach new In describing the developments of this country since the war he painted a beautiful word Then he pro to show the prevailing con ditions of the people at the present Discontent and unrest are to be seen in evidence on every side as the result of combinations of wealth and Small small stores and small business enter prises of all kinds are being frozen out of existence by men controlling con The conditions are ripe for demagogues and they are at A war between them and the real statesmen is going Those who are violating the robbing the people and corrupting courts of justice are rebels in fact as much as the traitors were during the The audience almost applauded while Holmes was lambasting the He hammered them much to the delight of his In fact the whole audience laughed when he described Secretary Shaw as first standing on one foot and then on the other so as to be sure he was standing The for a leader has been heard and the request has been He is Theodore Roosevelt is the one sent to perform that and he is making an unprecedented headway in driving corruption from the After con the humble home of Lincolns boyhood and his limited education with the home of of Roose velt and his superior mental endow Holmes devoted the re mainder of his sermon to a glowing eulogy of 15 DAYS CLOSING OUT SALE AT THE SOMETHING UNUSUAL VARIETY STORE PRICES SLAUGHTERED An Opportunity to Buy New Goods It is our intention not to carry any goods over from one season to no matter how much higher they may be in the We are going to break all records during this Closing Out Sale by making prices that will move our entire stock of Strictly new merch You are the We are the Now is the time to double the buying power of your These prices can only give you the slightest idea of what we are doing to close out our stock of seasonable You will not have to look far for Bargains after you enter our store they will be before you marked in plain Table oil standard extra per Ladies Hanne lett in all colors Calico in nice per yard Outing flannels in all per 41 erman knitting yarn Ib in ip colors in IOC 20 pieces taffeta silk ribbons in all no 8060 a bargain at i j per 15 pieces of neck no 40 price per 15 extra sizes a bar gain at 6 pairs all wool best blankets a bargain at A nice line of ladies walking skirts a bargain at Ladies white hemstitched hand Safety pins in all per card Ic per paper I2c Hooks and 2 dozen on card Hair per package Darning per spool Silko in all per spool Water each Clothes per doz granite dish pan a bargain at Ic Ic Ic Ic Ic Ic granite dish pan a bargain at granite dish pan reg price granite dish pan a bargain at preserve price Each preserve price granite water pail price granite pudding a bar gain at pie pan tin milk pans No 9 wash boiler copper bottom a bargain for Knives and per set Signs of Bernard Sullivan took only in notes at his sale a couple of weeks though his total sales aggregated A year ago John Steil had an sale and he collected only in Money must be more plentiful than it was a year Emmetsburg After Harringtons In conformity with the wishes of his Van Ness has con sented to become a candidate for the nomination of county sub ject to the decision of the republican county Van Ness is thoroughly recognized as one of the leading attorneys of the A Lot of Rot The Cornell Journal editor has made a telling shot In the follow ing There is a lot of rot talk about the catalogue among country If catalogue houses have been it has been through advertising and all the country mer chants have to do to offset it and get the business is to do the same and its not necessary to print a cata they have their home which go into every home and are read by an average Take Notice If you are in need of good Overshoes now is the time to get We will sell them out below have a full line of Glassware and No Bluff Goods show for themselves and Prices This means Cost you nothing to This Sale Lasts Until We Move Into Our New Store THE VARIETY STORE of people each and the pa per does not meet the same fate as the The people are not fooled any and the sooner the country merchant contracts for regu lar space the year around in the local paper and makes it a part of his busi ness to advertise his wares the sooner the catalogue houses will go out of and there is no other way to meet it A Curious Bug Along the shores of the there is a great beetle which is truly a dragon of the old fairy tales in When an enemy tries to it it sends a jet of something that looks exactly like steam out of its If the jet strikes a human the spot that is hit will show a little mark like a The jet of steam is supposed to be some sharp es as it smells like nitric Paul le who watched and studied the curious calls it a true though small dragon that spits fire and and lie suggests that once ong ago there may have been giant beetles like this one that gave rise to lie dragon stories that every nation tells to this The sharp acid that is ejected by he beetle changes into vapor as soon as it touches the air and this makes t look exactly as if the bug breathed a jet of steam from its Des How Anna Boosted Attorney Becker was treated in a somewhat novel way by the Palo Alto After giving that paper his advertising and job he kindly asked the paper to boost him for county The Tribuno boosted him by saying ae was too and should wait long enough to Wants to be Janitor Palmer has instituted manda mus proceedings against Clay county o compel the Board of Supervisors to appoint him janitor of the court house under the Old Soldiers Prefer ence is the present and has held the position since the erection of the new court house and is in every way Cory Bemis are attorneys for Palmer and County Attorney Kirkpat rick will look after the interests of the Convention Made For The primary in Hamilton county is of advantage to no ring or faction un less they have the people with The voters here turn out to the pri express their choice and there is far more satisfaction over the result than there ever was under the caucus and convention The primary was made for the people the convention was made for the City Freeman SEWING MACHINE Will be in once each Drop me a card if you want to buy a new Wheeler Wilson or Singer Sewing Machine or repairs for the Spencer Money to loan at five per A large and complete line of rockers at all Call and look them Be sure you get Taylors Raw Furs Wanted I will be in every Friday and Saturday to buy all kinds of Second Door South of Colds Imple ment Pyrographic Outfits and Burnt Wood Supplies A large line of new designs and material both useful and ornamental also latest thing in comb shirt waist SETCHELL SETCHELL WB Will Treat You Bight Of course no mutter whether you buy 50 cents worth of Lumber or a mickle makes a and your little bills are appreciated as much as your big When you buy lumber or building material you want best honest right treatment and dont Yes thats the combination youre treated to with our cctnplete stock of LUMBER Window Glass and Cement and High Standard House Paints and Roofing and Roof Tar Building Paper and Carpet Common aud Step Ladders aud but not a full Hue of Woven Wire Poultry Field and Hog la fact every thing found in a We are in a position where we can treat you right by supplying all your Yours for Phone NO LUMBER and COAL
