Advocate (Newspaper) - October 8, 1880, Tipton, Indiana nr bam WM i Yd I not by Could I UK tod IV fate X would luMd to MID Tbo I They m to 2 hb fc I will tbe aalo cbe tmur tnn in Vd Sort wintry i for drink and food lor I m none i jj tbf i Memed tlie j j mt 5 roui I j AIMS VI ttw merry fiott For J To iht 1 IM beard oW people j I Tbe up j wuo IKU a found r f at I From ijf profound i j HOW HE GOT OUT Of IT Encaged to Three in j OCTOBER parental bin heart failed He u lie did when in sorry in Beuch of Wilding and having took him into a side and the confronted him with a rather So the were too many for yon Enid after a examination of the disturbed face be fore I told yon how it would sort of tiling any fellow returned Snooks pathetic yon would have been so And just etc on my Yes Ive leen and gone and done it will be quoted his friend and law adviser with a So bv the will be your I The old chap Is a know at he to with a heavy indeed And ft very charming I have Leads up to quite a train of staff of quaint old and rustic bridge in the miller sit ting on it Ii if wore a white hat And if why Dont all speak at she is a very pretty Such you know I really ulate my dear cnut you do something dont know how it hap It was the I sup If yon will take my said making a hist noble but effort to balance the ivory paper knife on tie tip of hib first von go I lo the I and of course she is pretty but I And why asked his companion I dont want to marry any and I know wont hear of He will have to hear of it wont he asked Wilding He would go out of liis mind if such j a tiling was even hinted to j Try to help me out of it cant you I dont see what there is to ex cept I duly hope Lady Snooks and 3Iiss will get And you should think of her beau you know doubtless it will console you when Sir you off with the I suppose I had better cut my throat and put mi end to said Snooks dis mally and no by the melancholy of breaks down nud gives way io I dont do you ex claimed Wilding Weep jng all over tlie place wont improve mat and will make you look a worse Tool than nature when you go I really yon said giving up his with die and laying paper knife upon the M for t of Girls play and you know it lae to get you out of i jour last There are four there And they are all T It 1 dont what thats got to tr in I cant can I 1 j no if of your hod did not forbid I in to yon to even be and le by your ab ju the Kmall and Papa when iij not and you know you are decidedly th I am said Snooks de not a bit of it Though I tut it a and has Hasnt now i j I dont As a rule I into a womans I it as veli as a Haid telling his lie without Xever her you must po to this at least try to that slie lias any byes at If you yon will propose to to a i One would think that I was said young wrath lo yra I at a J look like a he kept it to Before Eff ke he and his conscience had to j i My dear do not let us hint at such a he said I meant you were and that iMiss Kale a certain amount of pleasing positively 151 if Ans you in Snooks im I dare say I look in about I look in with said the fellow wants to spoon her and dont see the force of being cut he 10 himself complacently he rau down the steps of Wildings Beyond the waa c The rooms in tlie staircases the heat was Kir Thomas and put in ui appearance if J as very So pains or money had spared everything was what the mistress of the honse called rug all the Miss looked Ei as any one could There were four of There wan the second and the of the lovely And they scere lovely and and like the according to the Laureate black her fond if slightly op and of the ahe 80 you Did you with much she refused me of wouldnt have me at tuy see yon were wrong I always knew she won one of the most intelligent girls I ever Wilding in a tone so difficult Umt his companion for once had suffi cient to refrain for demanding an The next as Katie Brownrig turned the angle of the hall that led to her fathers sanctum whither a sense of filial duty beckoned her she almost ran into the arm of her three all con verging toward the some spot from dif ferent Simultaneously they entered Ho it a but that word is too often profaned for me to profane so I drawl the line at But to re Miss being the was of course the first to raise her I had a proposal lost and I have come to tell you about said in a tone replete with It was so sweet to mind of youth to outdo its But on this occasion only the elders refused They nud all a smile of in ward and then they gave way to No they said in a They did not mean to doubt or be impolite they only meant said Hetty inn com posed but plainly contemptuous It was a stage Old Major said Miss Georgie suggested witli sone Then turn ng to her she with a con It is very but I too had a proposal last night And so I exclaimed Georgie and Hetty in 11 Eh pushing np his spec He fat and with sandy hair and flabby He was a powerful and one unpleasant to come to quarrel Proposals in the family were few and far in and so much the girls described falling into one dry overpowered One at a time my breath is not what it Wd to he said addressing I he had said it would liave equally as his if she win to lie always tie was ii lean May I GENERAL k Few of the lican Reasons Why He the I 111 AXI Or BUT OXE COS TBOL OF THE At meeting held at War Sept at Senator Colliding of tho and telling speeches of the General Grant General Grants which we although Then there was the eldest if her eyes were not dark as had at least the clearest little in the A perfect in every ignorant of in made to her would have they were nil nicely brought np about avad her the as she was termed in tite bosom of her if aha bad neither nose nor eyes like her bad a prettier month than A sweet kissable rosebud of a mouth pouted and laughed al aod did considerable execu And there was A with blue a finely cut a great deal of determination r were and she looked at Snooks and thought of fait thousands more than ever thai Her if slightly vac for Sat tat half kept himself bravely t declined to r reproachful dances and lan and for reward waa being driven into a during a fatal aet he and was Hba danoe the next with him Tea And tbe Tea more and tbe can aw 1 far out of the If you have put your foot in try to like a Look if yon arc going to keep up tins hideous boohooing Ill leave the and you to your Its in decent They will hear you iu the next house if you dont moderate your As the nearest house was a quarter of a mile this was i I shouldnt care if they heard me in the next said who was quite too far gone for There is just chance for and only said 1 have an idea and you must cither follow it to the Ill follow What is it 1 You hove proposed to Miss and propose other As Wilding gave vent to his idea he turned abruptly on his and left tlie i do said Snooks dry fug liis eye and giving his breast a whatever comes of it Going into the hall he saw Hetty stand ing uehr on entrance a little way beyond her was conversing with a tall and Not daring to glance in the direction of the who ly expected him to come straight to her on the wings of he turned and asked Hetty to They aud their it was custom with the boll goers in that mild suburban he drew her out under the gleaming np the dark avenue that a few minutes since was the scene of her sisters There he proposed in due and was was perhaps a degree more pro than because she her his and he felt by all the laws of sentiment bound to kiss Her nose looked lovely in tho pale moonlight so I dare say he did not find the fulfilling of this law difficult After that he had some a good deal champagne and then he pro posed to Miss who also con sented to be Thorn now remained but one other stop t lie He tlie room asked the Miss Brownrig to He was get ting rather mixed by this and was on the very point of asking her to marry ruin so customary had the ques tion grown to him Miss declined to dance on tile plea that she was could exert her no more that night With question able taste he pressed tlie and begged her to give him just At this she told him frankly she did hot ad mire his ended the So he asked her to come fora stroll and having arrived at tlie momentous himself of the ornate speech that had already done duty thres that night I forgot what it but I know it wound np with the declara tion that he adored her and wanted to marry Its extremely good of Im said the youngest Miss calm as I fear it must I dont want to marry Dont by said awfully no pulling himself up with a start 1 dont mean that yon I mean its yon In wanning to hia work through gra yon have made me miserable for broken my heart Dear how shocking said Miss Let us hope Time will mend it rm not very sure yon did not apeak the troth at first I really be lieve K is my refusing And if I were I go in and to have been having a deal ask lame of your lover MiJ said she with downcast eyes and a timid She took up the Bonier 1 a cherrycolored that and fell to admiring which she fondly thought was Impossible exclaimed Georgie nn i a disgraceful untruth cried Hetty proposed to lust and I accepted is it you I am going out of my mind my are de said putting her hands to O asked me to said head with a dramatic is it a dream that he and that I too I i seldom j visit the said with a short hut bitter And I certainly know he made men n noble offer i of his hand and heart both which treasures 1 Where demanded the other us though with one In the laurel avenue At this they all groaned Perfidious said Hetty from her heart Am I to kegan with suppressed bit that unmitigated scoundrel asked you all to marry him last night If we speak the replied the girls 1 said believe said who was dissolved in like all this Noth ing could be nicer than the way to did it His language was so aad so thoroughly from He addressed me in a most honor and Christian said I am sure he meant he She was thinking uneasily of that kiss in moonlight Could anyone have seen her Was old Major Sterne any where about at the moment I considered his manner not a bit like what one said but I thought of the title and the and I yes I thought him the very greatest muff I ever spoke broke in Miss Lilly with I refused him without a moments told him to go Im sure it was well I 1 daresay if he had stayed here much longer he would have proposed to ma and afterward to upper I agree with the champagne was too much for think fond of said in a low ami trembling Her fingers are not playing with the cherry colored bow but have borrowed largely of ita tint Dont be a the youngest Miss but scornfully you dont suppose any of would marry him alter the way he has behaved Do nave aome I Perhaps he M Just i at as i slave tocher wounded she have been glad to believe him i my declared calmly has no brains worth something to papa calling at A wid li Then I shall aft hew OUT Brownrig in an awM shall set here until 5 and then I ahaU get and go ait sod find and give kim aneh hone Chip ping as I Jte never got be very contains reasons in abundance why the Great Soldier objects to a change at this The speech is simple in ts text yet forcible iu argument and of a and beyond 1 heal all differences of prefer ence in the Republican GRANTS In view of the known character and ability of the speaker who is to address von and long career aud with cading of country for Uip poet went it would not be becoming in me detain you with many of mv ut it may be proper or me to account to n the first of my prodding at a for the that is in I un a is the two great political ire now because the Republican put ia a Becking the greatest ool of the of in not a precinct in this vast nation where uot his ballot and have it Counted u no mutter what the predomin the He can iia political even if he is only one among a without fear and without oil his There are fourteen States and localities in some where Republicans hare nob this is one reason why I ami a Ite I But I am a Republican for many other rea The party assures protection public and the payment f the of the r so fur an it can The part does not promise If it it has broken its promise to the extent of of aa many Northern mU can testify to their I am a Republican aa existing par because it fosters the productions of the eld and and and cu courages the general education of the poor as the The Democratic party dis courages all these absolute The Republican party in a party of progress and of liberty toward its It eo poor to strive to their con the ignorant to educate their o enable them to compete successfully with benmore fortunate in it secures in entire equality before tho law of very no matter what his nation br previous It tolerates no Every one has tho opportuni v to make himself all he is capable and do you be ully said hi the greater part of of tho States of the Union today whom the Democratic control absolutely The Republican party is a party of j prin tho same principles prevailing but Dem it haa a The party ana that is in getting control or he Government in all its It is for improvement at the expense of the in one and against this in It favore the repudiation of obligations in and in another where public will not tolerate any other favors fiat iu one place and good money iu it favors the pooling of all Mimes not faVored by to the end it may secure tho upon which tho a most harmonious Saining control of the in all ita I have been in some part of every State lately n within the last I most received I at every place where I Mv receptions were not by doM but by all classes without distinc I had free talk with wen us in the and who have been Republican party ever j They in all reasonable that it ii to their interest u well to their that there should be har mony and confidence between all They want to break away from the slavery binds them to a party The want that enough of them can unite upon to make it Once tlie solid Senth will go aa did and is ao admirably told by Fools the break who start it will be astonished to fin bow many of their friends have favor f it for a long and have only been waiting ko aeb Home one take tbe This desirable ablution can only be attained by the defeat and defeat of the w now The A miners inch of water is a quantity that through an inch aperture with a free discharge and under a con stant pressure of sii inches top of the 15iinches above the charge 100 all Money by said a rather was one o ing to the young lady in charge Trojan He was of the central telephone one dny colossal statue wi is the tw ting figures in the U to a temple now in in the ia 1 last Fd talk neighborhood of Tlie with Joseph Snooks a moment I the vocal Mem a Tlie lady called Snooks and turned the instrument over to the hello Mr Snooks Snooks and iu the ensuing tho could of course only iear the old I come np for that mousy Im too Eli i i cant get Thebes called The of each fortyseven ana tl twelve lii part of vocal Mti mm I but Im sorry got to meet about your But Id jeopardize all our i Cnu you send the money down j Down I dont believe shell do will she I dont know Shes a gill with blue eyes and light Know her j j I i Ill ask her about it keep Snooks wonts to pay me and to let mo have the Ill ask again to make mean Tor this fine ludy to pay me and charge it to i Dont henr I all right He For you to take my receipts and let me the You arc to put it in his telephone All see and ho hung tlie mouthpiece on tin he looking at the 1 never heard of sending money by tele phone did responded the you havent the change said j YouFU Snooks 1 he went ou in a faltering she if he says to let you have it i You dont think the telephone I j i Ill just ask j i Hes a sensitive man he wouldnt like to have so much fuss over a small amount Make it two dollars and I will give him a receipt pn ac count I i i III pay anything Snooks Ill j J than bother him Ill make it a Give me a I porter to call said tlie dont go near the wire Theres a Youre going to be struck by hght Bather than Id take fifty a I Oh Im not and she ap the instrument Keep away from j that wire he dont call He might be If yon for have some mercy on his You neednt pay tlie amount at I wouldnt risk for the money in Brook j j I shall Snooks or a police the girl j Make it a and Til go for him shouted the as he jumped the I j j i And then she rolled who had swearing at his end of the wire in the hops of making some one hear and told him it was all she hadnt finite paid the i j A Remarkable A most remarkable case of disease which has baffled the skill of some of the most prominent physicians ill Western is reported from a little pillage a few miles below Pitts ou the line of the Wayne and Chicago The fortunate being is a young lady twenty three years of who bos abstained from tlie solid food for a period of three Six years ago she noticed a swelling about the base of her which was an I it subsequently but swellings of like nature soon appeared about the abdomen Two phy were who disagreed as to the cause of the one holding that it was caused by ihe the ab and the other stating it waa caused by Sne gradually grew and about three the began to lose the power of speech and and for two years the sufferer has not spoken and has been totally blind and without i With the loss of these faculties lost the use of her and neither her hair nor her have grown a She Is only conscious of iher All that lias been given and that she has been able to take in tlie way of food for three is a tithe lot bird broth and diluted Of late she has had two violent spasms Six weeks ago her spine commenced to curve until now there is a space of four a and half inches between her back and the bed upon which she She is a mere skeleton iu but full in tlie The unfortunate is the two inscriptions from circles its voice at to have resembled t harpstring or tho stii it occurred at sunrise the top of the statue i lieing emits a i 920 Tlie still might lie in visitor and from fact that there is a aare the block as il who might thus be most careful observer it is supposed to h That it was a a th little doubt the fuc Hadrian hearing it suspicions a natural not have liccn so ilife when it mi j Otl i 1 that it was i so posture should have luwe for j wh wits constantly i to of intelligent Romans and conquerors in hesitate to detect aii of the native similar sounds have stones from the infl rays and several of attached to hove stated frequent 5 tin such a always j apparently issui i r fi ia of tlie of the Lowe states thai in lie heard tedl hat of a harpstring ron bcc i rre is supposes that at t exposed leu expansion from he at all events not very that there is ii mine of so very excit hat no artificial light in small discharge cubic or about an inch of grade of four carry off in tw of ten ten OaL or forty U I of a x His the right kind of face and his clothea m if they had fellow who fan newspaper man owned np he or M I come to warn They for you with They are I to I they are bat dont be afraid I can stave my 1 A Iff roll agree that u a araya toj faD on and or light and I wish next meals a baa got to coine Tray youd tell me if there is anybody in Detroit who can make me a of the by Sir applied by bun to 1 like aa be waa BA empty rm your 1 ant TOI Tend a feller a of fore in all nil Dont on entreated lahant Fn n and t hit ta ft with you at your Ton lay yon want to hurt my about tha go of them and loan it took the bade farewell ww relating nil to aa aa if they in native d so beaTer colony determined one on each side of hia and He who to intr him al ft Mr But M Fooling a j tho heroes of the A plump little lain by eyes twinkling with delight and an ex ill the grin lightning up his yellow This into witness the is it is called lottery drawing the other i siU He watched the blindfolded draw U to a temple the numbers from the wheel with appar of Western interest and liore the jokes of tho the around with evident gool tesc is you that mans iv staid on asked one of the point On the lower the Corn are e and I plenty if I the bland is said a Have you got a John iu and quired the man in the 3ii me me replied jne on ihe drawing oue from his that win he to a The man iu the crowd at thn mid the number scanning his found place yut iu that it had come ill for V replied the man in tho led from tlie very I think youve Ling ir si ast plain ccn so i con lie but he tlie only once to claim an im e the le inspection ns foreigners would not eif ise Ao tricks Two Hundred of It is a fact not gen rol Square Feet yet eil into its orh if o description is not jt as it is calk covers a e b thousand square vitli nil ct with huge casks of from tj ery the most is f or Mres in ler out inti 41i ring for the smallest t han ug the whole tl heir iwo hundred ant and two or three Jed or so of and the r m stores of tin ber and cigars nnii ere ot ever faut the not sven a bulls eye Ion tias been Jc the wharf along tlie puncheons arc the approach of vessel transferred from phi it companys own that viist range of 11 im the efficient tf the numerous op every individual cask before its contents coil mixing of the wori one but an ever to perform t is said and flo John passed from his ticket in exchange for tho of suns scientific men When the Mongolians grinning feat in ures hatl icy heard and remarked that he had got her this after sun Lets see the ticket asked one of hii Tire man who liad made the in vestment handed tiie ticket when liis friend exclaimed j it was drawn last is asked the dumb mtb the revelation that had he been downing upon Where is lying rascal of a heathen Chinese who put tip on me I I But the Chinaman could nowhere be of r a sound like some stones at and y known anil the man had to be omi louly ble ndon cat here very brightest weather by the simple aid of a little plate of A tin and twisted K Lf solitary which wn from the means floor is amongst tbe least woo il many of which the i tl s commercial paradise aid there a tantal j The a like the plays the cai wb sn he lates but it is not a u lad i He says the cat would be a f if it did not and hei Its a cat which mews is not a good n An Italian says better t th thead of a cat than the tail of goes like eat round lot be too Ute t4 the cat away when the cheese ii eat Many be heve that a good eat c loses a that no cat is too s lall o and tuat i yon cannot te tip when it has tasted c that play for the mico the call and mice anon suffer the two cats can bold tl ird in Another Turki h s yink iaj It is fait day as e it and when it could not get at tin If TheEn fancies aa 10 people have L many lives haa nine lives care will kill a i in thinking that fin cats back the In other lets tbe cal in the nature of a ita feet Only be lost man lossee alle the of Flowery gotce no Gless tlow neednt that said the manwith a patronizing Ill give you a dime for i i too a said tlie I A dollars too much for a ticket that cant Well split the difference anil call it a eh said Johns kind i man glotte no Melican man takee alle Takee the for anthon write make their Jit wood it it old counsel and m for ax A 15 Kentucky Slate i ii Mln ip himself any more than il it when awake THE inn for moon placidly down on a spooney j remarked reading a brass works its way is now the correct and people who ride their horses must take a bock seat EVES is open to Tlie firemen ot an English steamer cokes the steamer toi make it makes the man makes him sick when he has to pay House dues on his daughters new Paris A in A if A little boy lie climbs the took that peach from to TALK is than If yon dont believe it set a pan of each side by and seei which affords the cream j WHEN a Colorado man gets np and says j are my boots i Echo answers f ia fie irne in fiery disposition the experience that he hod pur chased with half a o be brought pro tint Postal So engrossing is the partiality of the West Tu domestic cat for its vehement two hundred vaults of cor pore of closed have ita yearning to return thither when which it has no control have resulted in its transfer to iar certain Dutch nat have come to the sage conclu sion that Grimalkin may lie Utilized as with considerable sid and silk the Selecting Luik for their they a of up rn to neighboring and turned with neat letters firmly strapped to i Even At once their 111 ier tiii come into full and they to ce homeward unswerving rv Of thus DE question am now open for de as the darkey remarked when he dropped his hook in front of the big cat fish iu the Locts flutters herself that her birth nite is twice as great as her but such looking troit free want to punish n man severely In Arkansas they give him n Nothing is such exquisite torture to an Arkansas SOUE people inherit faith and are hap And others inherit s brick block nnd several Government bonds and are THERE ore live old negroes in who say they saw George Washing It begins to look as if Washington never saw a white THE what makes a dog go around after his is hereby answered Its because he cant go cross lots and get WHEN a Pittsburg man comes np for office the question asked by the electors is How much water does he aud whits his horsepower As exchange says that the carriage of the Queen of England is lined with Thats nothing every carriage in this country is be a good and give Julia a kiss and say good no If I kiss her my like she did papas last night A will bend all day over a hot iron in o close ironing hit clothes onja and never think of being warm and yet he could not fly a kite in midwinter without fanning i has a citizen whose pro is of breaking the news to the family when any one is accidentally and he does it in such a manner that they are glad it Detroit free WHAT do yon do for sleeplessness a nervous man asked his Set the alarm for 5 replied the And the stupid patient couldnt imagine what that hod to do with claimed the handsomest graveyard in j the and in less than two months twentyfour rich and prominent committed and j their friends have given them elegant Philadelphia is waking up in is a girl with a fine said Leonardo to his friend Frederick Toil as the un gainly Miss stalked Do you call hers a fine figure was th astonished I do she has in her own in Hi constrained to serve their not Each Jask iu I onc lins failed fulfil its postal lark is excellent It jry one I which subjected go forth for ig juggler feat in the wary t l leans terms the pro tells ns that post cats on the high If tlie feline postmen can be inspired with a high sense of overriding personal im all willbe Failing we apprehend irregularity in delivery will take London j were the fortunes of trie vari ous from the first Wash ington left an estate valued at over 000 John Adams moderately well off leaving about Jefferson died so poor if Congress luul not purchased his library at he would have been buried a pauper Madison was frugal and left about 000 Monroe died poor that he was buried at the expense relatives John Adonis left about Jackson died worth about Tan left some It is saii he did not draw his salary while in 6 but at the expiration of his term of ser vice drew the Folk left an estate valued Taylor lad saved something from his pay while a the and died worth Tyler lady ot wealth Fill more waa always and added to lis savings by marrying a lady of and about Pierces estate was valued at Buchanan left Lincoln about and Johnson he holds that U May kittens scarcely A prominent physician there is nothing like weather is both drink sup ports the system and even in lever will the stomach admirably is a most valuable domestic and dysentery as well than any other Thats all right buttermilk may accomplish all that our learned friend claims for but that fact will not change our belief that there are many persons who during the heated cling with oble pertinacity to another kind of drink that is imbibed through a straw and tends to Troy THB Marquis ot Bute years with the picture of a beaver aa to a bonk of travels in with the re of the site to a spot on his ind ne tte of the He to for after the ahora of the take iu the let them loose upon it The DAR aint no use o tryin to hide yer sins under fide fo de Lawd can see slick froo said the James at a Kansas camp meet a well dressed gam the words as a personal and whipped the preacher after the I A HARLEM marrying a couple is reported to have been rather disconcerted on asking the bride groom if he j was willing to take the young lady his wedded by his scratching his and Im willing i but I had a much sight rather have i her York Commercial tSo A Detroit lawyer had a call to go into the country a few miles to attend a case on trial country while jogging leisurely along in his he saw a man come running across the fields at the top of Directly behind and armed with a stout a and it was a race to the The man reached it as ho dropped Jon the he called out to i the lawyer for Heavens sake give mo a lift down the road for half a mile Whats the trouble here f asked the Wife and I have had another falling out was as the man rolled down a steep bank to the The woman at this moment reached the as she was climbing the lawyer inquired of the hus band j Are yon fooling or in earnest If yon think Im fooling just wait second 1 gasped the as she plunged down the rolled over and over in the tod rose np with a big stone in Squat the as he circled around the but the lawyer wasnt quick One of the stones hit him ii tlie back and the other grazed his ear and hit the and five or six more were coming he trot and moved the husband hanging to the vehicle and ruining When a safe distance the lawyer halted and looked The stood in the middle of the read shaking both flata at and tbe husband wiped the beads of off his cheeks and and said Hanner and me never have any When shes good natured I gH one shirt a week Bud two When shes mad one of us in com of iH The name
