Advocate (Newspaper) - November 7, 1879, Tipton, Indiana To ask a msn to pay a is as THE outlook in ob CHAErry begins at and ends in a foreign mission THE only trip some people have the past summer was on a banana A went in the chestnut is worth two in the TREV called the old man a rattling ood talker because his teeth were loose A BELT around the waist is better than two over ITS real fun to watch a number twelve boot trying to keep step with a number two THEEKE no special style of engraving engagement A spiders web with a fly in it is a very pretty To be continued in OUT as the fond young mother said after rehearsing the woes oT her To use the new machines or the old fashioned washboards theres die A wretch who courted a rich blind said he worshiped an eye school boys Wonder whether ever sat down on z pin without IT doesnt require any very hard to pound a man into a if the jetty be not too Satur dvy THE reason that some men can write bitter must be that roost ink is made of sad galL j THE girl who is sweet enough to be called a dough nut before she is mar ie usually sweet enough to be a jj naught A of ours remarks that the reason the softer sex call the men if because they the girls no by the So ends jay as the bee said to the at the same time him a practical illustration of how hn con ducted A boy came to his mother re and said I should think that if I was dust I get muddy inside when I and Bob have joined They are satisfied there it no because says be no Parton A JOET I covered her up with the kiss I He must have a coachman and put tier under the WE ire a chromo a book agent who selling the finest work before presented for public pat i HE said he wanted her to be his help she replied that she could never be more than assister to says It takes men to stand and look atone poor little sign painter while he is at THE Paris fashion of ladies in bonnets and gloves doesnt seem absurd to a country boy who often drinks from his A CHICAGO mans nightmare turned mt to be the shadow wifes foot on the bedroom instead of an un earthly monster with five It is to raise a beard than raise n said a young Old who has stopped CWu EarieL said mav be the Latin for I when mother laps as it usually means a I CALLED twice you eaid Very said Smith I liad to call but to find you Doves JE Maryland there is a block man who is turning We can Tbe other evening we saw a White girl turn A man has a mule called And every time he licks it makes confusion con found A dert was a little business sent a couple of Df ting jacks round to a customer who a pair of THE of burglars who work for straight hours to hanimer a safe to pieces to secure fourteen know how a country feels next day after a donation in a restaurant Two ladies seated at lady to the me Second Ill have an vx Waiter brings lice cream and is not only a mims but Bays ThaiE but if truth was a double breasted lots of people who go through life in their shirt J flont fee how there ever came to bo many words in the world ex claimed a girl studying her spelling i saio her they through folks iou word al As editor printed a ed on The Best Breed of A contemporary took him to task for de voting so much space to his family af THE barrel of apples that will show up equally whether opened from either end or in the will draw a premium for the packer beyond the TBE appeared in aa For a the of a young lady who is leaving a walnut turned A was yesterday of having shot a rabbit But not in said x fOh the reasoned J I like eaid Small es to they all like it Eli iTIPTON NOVEMBER 1879 Here are a Beauty in a woman it Era or sword at a distance ju ither doth the one bum nor wi mnd those that come not too close to Keep your mouth ahnt and eyes The absent feel and UL Selfpraise The dead to the bier and tb i Uring to good I All let them be ever so are pleased to hear themselves celebrated for their beaut j Squires and are subject to much hunger and may be carried too far in those who have children to inherit from i Virtue is more persecuted by Doa like a the wicked than beloved by the of his Every one is tbe eon Honey is not for the mouth right own of an No or bars can secure a maiden so well as her own Wit and humor belong to genius The wittiest person in a comedy is he who plays the There is no book so bad but thing good may be found in it I We are all as God made and often times a great deal Let the hen though it be with a can not be and are the paths by which God the good to j j Covetousness bursts the S li is easy but more cult to finish a thing The term is equally applicable to all ranks whoever is ignorant By the streets of y one rives at the house of Between the yes and no of a would not undertake to thrust the point of and A had better smi H of gun powder than Other mens wants arc easil f coat covers a good di Pray devoutly and hammer When a thing is once begun it isal most half Lay a bridge of silver fir a flying The jest that gives pain is no The Man With a filas man in glast eye at a church This is the way he uses He says J man fame into my office once to iog a little regard to the settlement of a small es I listened to him ccx fly and de Then when I aw about to I pulled out my eye and laid it on the as if it a dis posed of That man down stairs on the outside of th Still he could have got away witli me if he had I was ou the other day for a when a couple of j younz Indies approached asking As if to cogitate upon the j ailments of tbe 1 took but my knife and un i v glass They lefti ami though Proni hanuta of dire And the dtj aa with death be doctor to the nobly And with hfa Oar girl the With ahe the Bat could not tnm the And righting at their happy nature the bloora bright and Eay I Riit our two are not breath f or consciously picked out the I their baskets on the I offered to put up for their takes pair It just niy pantry in a fit off A in Fens committed sui cide because his tormentors kad cut off Hei ihe cherished braid with pics to the place where it ought to jumped into f mj TOO are coming oil nicely with mam I pieces with my I win al Im ing could head them Hut it is in the street car that I have the most Taking my six oclock car at the starting of course I secure a Very soon the seats are crowded wi h and ladies come I shut my rood eo and level the dead eye on the man I want to have rai ed to mako room a In time it will bring a to his Theres something in the stare of a dead eye that will make mans blood like it was put on I have cleaned a whole car out in this and hud tlic thanks of the 1 I never put up a cent in church oh a col I set the eye on I the and he never shoves the box under my There is only one time when it causes me and that is when my boy loses his taw be shoots and bis mother comes to me to loan the boy my glass eye until after Give a boy a glass and he will never until he drops it in a rat Con that his other eye is his artificial optic is almost as valuable as a natural it to be spelt a man in this Simplicity The late DK Archibald of Princeton Theological was noted for hie He was as free from pretension as he was A stranger visually meeting him would have been struck with his plainness Mnd of his Personal thus speaks of his college days and of the Princeton L To all for I did not talk with he was the very man to repre sent in this age the plainness and ity of the I was not struck with his for lie had no bnl and no artificial He entered the plain in garb and and taking his talked on without and without u tiering any thing but the simple Ij think he was with the a popular bnt the weight of his the simplicity of his man and the naked truth of his doctrines produced as such rver profound influence upon the in with which he was and the generation inn Inch he I believe he was quite a learned and is said to have read a great deal j and was acquainted with all modern Some one said to him do yota manage to read so many books He I db not nail them through I have learned to read only what is I look at the the pages and by a glance at the can tell whether I want them r An Australian says tha relates how tbe education of birds bM been to a high degree of Tte placed in a house where can hear sounds cihan their mm notes of an organ placed behind Dont my pAper know And dollars HIM M i Is what 1 mean to Ami the toge and I ront to drop It I Gnil it a I to nij neighbor loan nf but mean Kv on i you have your i i r tril how we ulM iU Thru all is in a Aud thing go ell ii youre mai know reason I do without 11 It For other take so must me Anil know Or and tie accounted j A fogy If par For i not vj Aad not yoa Bin I my Cwt what H may tomb j Id And do without my dont 70U you want my flic Tears And credit it right down AIM the Anil And let k bring Ul weekly Ua welcomed j father and the creditors did pounce and she and her mother sold out Mrs Dunlop was bya sister who was well off and i and it was thankfully ac was informed that she must get her own being precisely Maggies own as weU as she advertised for a situa tion as a very modest idea of her own and therefore only asked for a year and a comfortable so less than five answers her announcement that elie could teach music nnd the rudiments of One of these answers came from Wool and stated that city of tha Unto by U nU To O that aUll I Ban who lond ech other as J I awe youth ud maiden tearoom i I They betrothed to them life BO of ardent finer ht doth i shall loye and ft day death turn my I not hope that we would meet be though pride In her eyes your death will not be replica one trained to kill or the Ilia That la heir and hia a governess tor her waa a stiffnecked wrt of a and stared at podr little Maggie who looked almost as childlike nnd twice as pretty as ever through double gold glasses Col her was a nice old man with a head and an irongray there was a grown up a Sliss Marshalls by her first who was really the mistress of the establishment for Maria had a strong she was toon that he take Tb money to wrm to ban In But to them no joy could aver A I have got some news for he said about eighteen months after he gained his They were walking along the green to ths ceaseless of the a lind walked and could at any for she was eix years younger You are going to b than her former she you little goose 1 No one gets promoted in t te army Guess You are going to m they ever since they irry an There was a lump in her throat as she Wrong No inestimable young with green a susceptible and if ty thousand a has yet But its some thing nearly aa good Im ordered to she and burst into It ivas vcr v foolish of but she was only and net ret acquired the art of concealing her feelin whatever are yon crying for he and kissed her Hed kissed her ever since she was and thought no more of it than if she bad been his or the that it was it no 1shall be away five at and when I coupe back Ill bring you a pig tail and an ivory and a whole lots of Yes she listening atten ii But then y be a young I forgot and and all that sort of and wont icend to speak to a poor lieutenant you will have all the about the pUce at your feet I no indeed 11 she wilt I believe you area bom and I shall come back and Butane bust into tei n and put up her pretty little hai da as if to atop hit which she not bear just It seemed so cruel of him to laugh and joke when he wsi going for five He did not seem to care a and she could hav broken her heart on the and would have gladly done and thrown the away at never to be botherel with it again seeing her blue he was merciful i I believe I shall e me back and find just as great a hi tie darling as you are and if wevi got any well get married live ever and if we well get married and starve ever after of the heiress turns I hope she smd like a truthful Shall you write to dear r poet yom to write that eon at Oue when Maggie had been a year at and si ling alone in her schoolroom as for her pupils had just said been delivered up to the mercies of their Miss Patterson in very much and rather flushed and j Miss she we shall a few friends this and I one or of them like an im dance will you be ready to into the drawingroom and if we should want I I cannot play dance music I said Mag Yesi I feared and thought 1 would rump tell so that might for an hour or two till and sailed out of the matter meekly proceeded to prac waltz and the Flick nnd Klock Then she put on her black evening and stuck i spray of white into hcr golden and waited patiently for hoping she would wait in i It very soon and with 3 roll nf mil her and a flush on face and a almost him tori expression in her she timidly opened the the and there stood still fora staring in astonishment at before There sat the with an pleased expression on her and leaning talk ing and more hand than md sunburnt and sol was Alic Thorp was no mistaking The color rushed to face as if to say a hurried tnd then left it She recovered and with what she flattered her self was great dignity towards the pi She felt rather than saw him raise his head and look at and the next moment he was by her dear Maggie I fancy you being here where did you come from I nave been trying to find you out for I thought you she did not to so al most I am the governess I i Are youl I that is the reason I have not seen you I Do yon really know Miss Dunlop the heiress coming up and speak ing in her coolest Maggie wished sincerely she could link into her shoes and bury course I do ire have been ever since we were Maggie And feeling that she was backed answered Indeed How Then turning to Maggie Will yon so pood as to begin a Mis Dun lop This was to be our I to and she glides off with him tri He after the dance was went down to to try and where you had gone he but It didnt she said letting her fingers wander vaguely over the keys make believe she wasnt very much interested in it mattered a got a box full of curiosities for to fight a little heathen god or and a statue of Rud lah nnd all sorts of I told j yon I should bring you them I Do you live mean in this houseT He said words under his for the heiress came and the next minute he was carried off to dance with at the other end of the but not before Maggie had nodded a reply to Soon after that Miss came up to the and saying she wished to play Maggie looked dismissed her without being able to get an other look at next to great Miss Patterson into the schoolroom before the children had I Missi she I should like to know where yon say yon met Granger At His uncle lived next door to mv He is a very old Thank I merely wished to in of you must be aware that it is not usual for a person in your position to make herself hv having long confidence talks with any gentleman who may visit the I dont know what you Miss Patterson Maggie said But Him Patterson bad swept out of the room without deigning to reply Then Maggie went her own little the one place she had in the world entirely to and ened till her eves were red and her head i I The did not progress that morn ing Maggie wss thinking of who was no doubt trolling about the com listening to the band and making live to the heiress The children wen more thin i mB All pn right now be Ive brought the Maggie I thought Toad like to see will and Miss Patterson say f said Maggie in con Nothing to you fo half hour or for I have just seen them on their way to and thought I should Just teta quiet chat with j My le turning to j Maggies openmouthed Im quite sure youll like to be let on your so 111 let you off for an hour run my little dears and he opened the door for and shut it after h Alic she said in fear and i m Maggie he ar mimick What did you mean by going away from and not leaving any address i I couldnt help and yon nevei she answered I never write le ten dont know how to spell But I have been hunting for yon ajl over the never dreamed of you Now well unpack the box I had it opened before I io it is only ened by a i theyll forgive Never mind it doesnt be cause if yon good take you away next Besides theyll forgive mo I saved the Colonels life when he was in Hong so he says There what do you think of these for fighting with Got them at Java on purpose for you and he held up a pair of brandished them over his and then proceeded to pull out the contents of the box and to decorate the schoolroom with Theres Mn and whats the Mag gie i only you will get me in dreadful Miss came in this and scolded me for talking to you last She was only he tell me how soon you can leave cere for she you havent forgotten that we agreed to get married when I came have you you little co quette and he put his arm around her waist just as of and was not re It was so she thought j but you are are you not i i i of course I amto i and then he stooped and kissed nothing more could be door and there the and there stood Maria Patterson screamed hor ror U J Granger said i the what does this mean T My dear Mrs said its all my Yotl told and 10 did the consider your my and li iye done Miss Dunlop here a pi mine and when I we were en but somehow w lost sight each ther when a moment of my life to meet last and so I took the pf calling on her this morning to married you interrupted quite dear said the old heartily you shall be married from let me to let me go at find ing her little tongue at I think it would be much more satia factory if Miss Dunlop irent back to her the 80 they all add very af Maggie packed up her modest and all the and went to the and badtempered aunt j i li The badtempered received hor very graciously when she found she to marry the following UN amazing how fond people are of rich even though the riches concern them little As for poor she could have jumped for joy only she was for such vio tip what are jyou to yourself about asked the evening before their only when YOU were away I used to youd marry a Chinese heiress with i sort of thing would he grandly as you I am going to marry a little girl without a1 and I am very my dar youT V 1 ii she And the i J i i i 4 Cats with j colossal work the men women her which has recently Men lie town hatl of con tains over one hundred and thirty fig and cost the pain terHome six years Ducal ers actors and other are setting and before who stands in tie center on some Carpeted holding in her rained hand a laurel ct To the left a step is a page bearing the shield of the around is a laurel while to the in is another and the of Behind this group are tome of older the citys while the foreground are representing BY an ingenious from In the process of the ore agreat in the form of lead fumes being a view to catching the and passing it an pipes of she itn to condense it The is the success ful j of or lead fumes info he is steam is converted into The product of the fumes i a impalpable pow which aj fine blue equal the corroded of making it furnaces are and blue the aid of j is again changed fumes these more comes Out pure white In the operation of transforming the blui into the object had in it but the heat is powerful enough do ji j recently sent a note on solar temperature academy of He cx pression of the nun is wanting in precision the methods of adopted are in view of tbe want in the solar andf the vast which prevent the reaching us in j Vail its To i conclude the of the photosphere from radiating one should know ihe emissive power which is j to The common methods may give truly the calorific force of reaches the they ive no exact of even ari aver ige is inapplicable to efforts are i now to a the sun in each of analytical photography spectra of siona J t are no than 1376 auctions in the which is now they large a number avery in jof The are water copperplate and and are1 classified in the the Ea j New religious Holy Life the Virgin Mary fbr Dear me it wasnt enough forme to nurse and raise a family my but when Im old and expect to have a comfort it is all the time Send for And the deal old foul growls nnd but dresses ns fast ns she After you have trotted her and her safely in your and she flies around administering remedies and rebukes by you feel all right or soon will In no matter who is there or how doctors quarrel your thing goes wrong somehow till you send for In the first thing yon think of is to send for But this has its ludicrous as well as its touching aspect The verdant young to whom babys extraordinary grimaces and alarming which threaten the dislocation of its chin its Wonderful which it accomplishes with its eyes half and no ble breath on its causing the young mother tc imagine it is dead and to Send mother in tones of couple in the light of thf exper with three or four babies find they have been ridiculous and giving mother a good many trots for any one ever send for mother and she failed to come unless sick or the of lee prevented As in your those to your so they still and continue to do long as they are And when the summons which none yet it will be a happy day for her it win be a Very dark and one for when will send for mother NEVEK invent a fable if able to fit a truth into the To manage men one have a sharp in a velvet THERE is no hook which ia quite so good as a good biography of a good A WEAK a magnifies I and receive great in every true politeness w the RESOLVE to perform just what you ought perform without fail what ITS a poor use of the past to let remembrances unfit us for tbe duties of the To be agreeable in society it behooves one neither to see nor remember a great things HE who has no home has not the sweetest pleasure of nnd moit com forts are lacking to and vou cannot speak too much wilri children in punishing or leaching too A good breeching is the best security peoples ill mac IT is not what you have io but what you have in your that makes you THE greatest evils in life have had their rise from something which was thought of too little importance to be attended EVERY man should bear his own grievances and rather than detract from the comfort of an IT is a good thing te make a sacrifice for a and it is also a good thing to conceal the made in making the sacrifice No man can be brave who considers the greatest evil nor temper ate who pleasure to be the highest i No man is wiser for his mav administer matter work in or to work but jWit and wis dom are born with i is a pearl if great and whoever procures t at the expense of ten makes tearing it a wise and happy j j I a sort of fever the mind Harts on leaves us weaker than U found Inquiries are made fora cure for warta us but being it is curable Charles who lias the only hi of bees in says thai when he first got his his j old cats curiosity was much excited in regard to the dof ings of the little the like of which she had never ore i Ai first she their and gor ings from a She then flattened herself upon the ground and crept alone with tail horizontal and quivering It waa clearly evident that she thought the bees were some new kind of she took up position at the entrance to he and when a bee came M or started nude a I dab at it with her Thu went on for a time without attracting the attention of tbe of the i old Tabby struck mnd a bee the the The the bee aimed and enraged the IHN pound forth the sain i they j seem slow to believe perhaps because the remedy is at hacd and coats to beat the head of the column of every agricultural I own Iwas slow to believe hut having a fine young mare with large bleeding that covered part of the bridle and gin hs with blood when ever I thought there would be no Harm in trying lard on When the mare was got up for the third applica tion there were no warts and the scarsi ore there now after more with very little Bight here I say that for the application of fresh for man or worth more any patent in It will instantly and does not irritate raw as all liniments Let papers wishing benefit the Farmer and his the cop but often enough that a Vatican ar and In collection and for the most part draw which various ani nineteen sketches and paintings in the which is the judgment of Raphael connoisseurs is The the exhibition has iii large been to the powerful assistance by the tor of the Royal Galleries of ETWA red U the dull Boon made the same cloth are of a j in that i to be worn on the i Is countries worth makes the Worth the womens pf fabric almost that favorite is ssid to plain whill in the that ahe really pass for Maud i SOME of our on fall bon net look natural to ask for I A switch into a cannon wadding on the He said was the wayto bang her leaves the same colon year as The Orleans Picayune says there is no fashionable nonsense about nature ADELAIDE the is coming back to thi and homely women wita goodlooking husbands had better get a on them 1 IT is well to always add a line or two You cant imagine satisfaction a woman obtains in down to read a I Eliot Park the other uA ill to be 1 hear her my mm mater produce r i u I Two residents of die a ladya mo that she wae the cither that rr would have the 171 next of kinds on mules and remedies are cruel to the ami I a remedy often I tried and never known to fail Anoint thp wart three times with fresh logs about two days between I have had warta on my ing large rattling warts nnd seed to the number of more hundred on one horses I have never been able to find the the third application of the All disappear after the second applica tion with Count oer thp ilars thine bouts thr from Anri r thon haxt hein Tia nnl to THE hardest a man to do is that he a mistake in hi It is an impeachment of hia weak IT is not all joy produces laughter the greatest enjoyments are The pleasures of ambi or avarice make nobody WE should enjoy our fortune as we do I have sent this prescription to several our it when be agricultural papers hoping it would be it is use to But they ail violent remedies except in an extreme EVERY man should reap from his oc much pleasure ashe and men in occupations have little need to beyond them for Clawed by a Several Mexicans were in camp at the mouth of and were lying about the lire when one of saw large centi fully nine inches traveling slowly over his Knowing that the motion would make it sink its into without moving his leg he got out his revolver nnd waited until the insect had almost reached his slowly putting the of the pistol to its he pulled trigger and the centipede was But a centipedes are quicker than gunpowder and Cruca to cramp few the tho insect along his leg turned a brownish the place where it was up Cruca rapidly grew worse in a little over four hours died in great But the most singular part of the story is that this bullet from revolver cut small nick in fore lej of a mule that was tethered near by ani at daylight the next morning the mule was also with the leg so swollen the akin bad burst in several French Seaside At the bathing hour a number of voting I seated on are watching the female bathers down the All at once issue from their bathroom clad in their bathing instead of their legs as it is the with French women at the these ladies wore Astonishment of the young these i No probably because their legs are badly Wrong again they are afraid of crabs At after a thousand each one wilder and more improbable than the one of the wisest of the party goes out and hunts up the old woman who acts aV the two who is standing in front of one of the bath Tell my good why do those ladies bathe in stockings Ohl Ill tell you the first time f hia year that the ladies have been in the water un their feet an Bobert Collyer sermon in Chicago Ton have never held he as one set above yon who could not and enjoy and a whole some Man who Might stay to but Are to go oui before the or who must eat only like 5e old of Andrew Johnson is preparing to take the lecture for which she is said to have decided A coal heaver has astonished the peo ple of a though not without the blemishes re from defective education possesses on the whol It played with great the dramatist was called for by applauding an He appearance on the tage in a white linen THE speaking of a certain says when I look 1 always notice scams n the back of and keep ng how piquante she is so I dont be ieve she is a verygood in one it seemed as if she id nt have any scams at all in her ress so perhaps she acted better then ut she was pretty BOB writes to Abbott the in this cbar Since ten veara with tLe your soul has urst into You were a chrys alis when I listened to vour voice I heard the jof could have thought that the little field of your drifted with over which moaned the would at last be covered with the blos soms of song And yet all ft may was In your voice there 3 mingled the pathos of the past and he glad victory of the You lave loved Your voice is as fresh as flew and pure as the j has separated rom her in a divis sion of her property having been and this country next the New York His a wonder that she didnt separate from yean Such a ife as that beautiful little wife of his in the West isnt often endured so long by women of Siddons first visited Davenport and while she was a great audience in the be was aa drunk as a fool in the racing arout his using vile epi ana swearing he would be says in English Oratorio the interest of the solos chiefly around those the lady having never before taken part m an Considering the dearth of sopranos Ear such work it is a particular pleasure to she achieved a decided suc free front ail cause pf offence to ible and it need hardly be said that she rendered tbe with exact ness and great point to be Maie anf new to the succeed the difficult task nf of erf withT the of ea stage doubt may have hen enter net
